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00:01Today's horror movie festival is proud to present.
00:05Welcome to Freak Street, Freaky Freaks, My Mother's a Freak, Your Mother's a Freak,
00:11Freaky Ruziki, Freak Freak and Freak Again.
00:14Plus the all time horror movie classic.
00:17What the heck are you thinking?
00:19Turn on a light, stupid.
00:21Meanie, great announce.
00:23You got zip, sparkle, flare.
00:26And the constitution of a contortionist in a sardine can, sir.
00:33You know, I think it's time you worked in the theater.
00:36I'm giving you a chance for a big promotion.
00:39Oh, well, thank you, sir.
00:41I've been brushing up on my management training guide.
00:45I won't let you down.
00:46Ruling.
00:47Attack of the Zombie Woodworms is about to end in theater 13.
00:51Clean it out before the next show.
00:53And watch out for theater hoppers.
00:56Oh, if I catch one.
01:05Ha! Zombie Woodworms.
01:07It's just a movie.
01:10Darn kids leaving all the seats, catty-workers.
01:26And today's feature citizen Woodpecker, Jurassic Woodpecker, Woodpecker and the Tramp.
01:38You know, Meanie, you got the best movies in town at your theater. I wonder who picked them.
01:55I'll just use my lifetime free movie pass for a ticket to every flick.
02:07I'll be watching out for you, Woodpecker.
02:09Mark my words.
02:10I won't be in this booth forever.
02:12Ha!
02:13Ha!
02:14Scaredy cats.
02:15You lose.
02:16They couldn't survive the world's scariest vacation, but to win my Mega Macabra prize package, could you...
02:35Hi, Woody!
02:36What's up to?
02:37Uh, nothing.
02:38You know, you spend far too much time glued to that TV.
02:41Well, I'm taking you away from here, some place where there are no TVs.
02:49Our next contestant who will get to spend one whole night in a haunted castle on Burnberry Hill is...
02:56Woody Woodpecker.
02:58Woo-hoo!
02:59I get picked!
03:00I get to go to a haunted castle with vampires and ghouls and ghosts and...
03:05I gotta find someone to go with me.
03:12Let's go, Woody!
03:14Bingo!
03:22Wow!
03:23What a great idea, Woody!
03:25Where'd you hear about this quaint old place?
03:27On TV.
03:30How about, uh, but it's real old fashioned, Winnie, not a TV in the joint.
03:35Uh, uh, you check in, I'll park.
03:42Welcome to the world's scariest vacation, Woody Woodpecker.
03:46We've rigged that castle with hidden cameras to tape all the horror as you try to survive one night in Burnberry Castle.
03:55The mega prize package is still safe, Iggy.
04:08We'll scare these woodpeckers out before the sun sets!
04:12Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
04:19Whoa!
04:20Are you alright, Winnie?
04:22I'd be better if you weren't spoiling everything with your cheap horror theatrics.
04:26Winnie, there's something I gotta tell ya.
04:29This place is really haunted!
04:31really arded. Nonsense. You just want us to go back home so you can watch TV. Well, nothing
04:37doing. Wait, you can't leave me down here alone. Winnie! Winnie! Winnie? Nobody ever survives
04:52our horror double whammy. You go in through the balcony, I'll go up through the bedroom
04:58door. Woody! Stop trying to scare me, Woody! That does it. Boss, you've always been able to scare anyone. Well, I never met the likes of those woodpeckers before.
05:28Oh, them? A TV show, Woody? This was all about being on a dumb TV show? Yeah, but we spent the whole night in Burnberry Castle, so we just won the mega prize package, Winnie. Sun's coming up, boys. Time to pay up. Fine, you win.
05:48Just stay away from us!
05:54Woo-hoo! Hot diggity! What did we win, Woody?
06:00You've won a free two-week stay at Burnberry Castle?
06:05Forget it, Winnie. We're out of here.
06:08We can still have a vacation with this cash prize money.
06:14Whoopee! Let's go!
06:18Some place there's no TVs but sun and no castles. Just warm beaches and no ghosts. Nothing but surf, I tell ya.
06:26Ah, yeah, Bora Bora, here we come.
06:28Ecto-suction dart!
06:40Check.
06:41Spook chutes.
06:42Check.
06:43Ecto-cam?
06:43Double-check.
06:44A ghost gear present and accounted for.
06:47We're ready to film our very own real live ghost capture.
06:51Are you sure we have enough protection, Splinter?
06:55Ghosts can be real tough sometimes, you know.
06:57Uh, don't worry, Nott-Head.
06:58Together we can be any ghost we find at that old abandoned house.
07:04Abandoned house?
07:06Sounds perfect for scaring those two right out of their little wooden heads.
07:11Oh, Billy, that would be the most joyous of fun.
07:15But what if there are ghosts haunting that place within?
07:19There's no such things as ghosts.
07:23What's the matter?
07:24Your collar aren't too tight?
07:38Three, two, one, and action!
07:41Tonight, on Splinter and Nott-Head's totally true Tales of Terror
07:45and scary stuff you see in the dark,
07:47we will film the very first ghost capture ever.
07:51Right behind this...
07:53Quiet!
07:55What are you doing?
08:01Enjoying one of my green jelly snacks,
08:03which I have come to love so much, Billy.
08:06By the way,
08:07might I interest you in one of these particularly effervescent treats?
08:10No?
08:11Now lock it off and help me haunt!
08:15Oh, I haven't seen anything this scary since Uncle Woody's meatloaf surprise.
08:21I'm repeating just thinking about it.
08:23We got our ghosts!
08:32Helmet cam!
08:33As promised, we will film the capture of a ghost.
08:47Starting...
08:48Go!
08:49Yahoo!
08:49Yahoo!
08:50Yahoo!
08:50Yahoo!
08:51Yahoo!
08:52Yahoo!
08:53Those woodpeckers are not seeming to be of the scared variety, boss.
08:56Then we gotta make it scarier.
08:59Yahoo!
09:00Yahoo!
09:00Yahoo!
09:01Yahoo!
09:01Yahoo!
09:02Yahoo!
09:03Yahoo!
09:03Yahoo!
09:04Yahoo!
09:05Yahoo!
09:06Yahoo!
09:07Yahoo!
09:08Yahoo!
09:09Yahoo!
09:10Yahoo!
09:11Yahoo!
09:12That wasn't so bad.
09:13Told you we could handle this, my dad.
09:15Deploy Spook Shoop!
09:20Now, without fear, we bravely take you back into the HUD site ready for another round with
09:25that ghost.
09:27Louie...
09:28Your Sweet Tooth came in handy after all.
09:31Oh!
09:47Not it! Not it! It ain't Billy and Louie!
09:49We should be next!
09:51Ghost hunters, go!
09:55Just lie, Ectosuction Dirt!
09:57Yuck! You just ate goat slime!
10:16It's not goat slime, it's those jelly snacks Louie eats.
10:20Those bullies are trying to scare us.
10:24Then we should scare them right back.
10:26We're gonna scare those guys right out of their underpants.
10:44You have used all of my jelly snacks,
10:46of which I no longer have any to eat.
10:48Therefore, I am wanting that I should not be part of this scared-dom any longer!
10:53Help. Help. Help.
10:56Huh?
10:58Billy? O-b-b-b-b-b-billy
11:01There's a...
11:02G-g-g-g...
11:05What are you g-g-g-g-going about?
11:10There's no ghost!
11:12Whoa!
11:14Get back out there!
11:20Uh-oh!
11:21Boo?
11:23Ghost!
11:25We did it!
11:30Yay! Hooray!
11:32I guess there are no real ghosts here after all, Splitter.
11:35Yeah, but I think there's a killer croc living in Ms. Meany's toilet.
11:38We could film that.
11:45And you know what?
11:47I once saw a bog monster in that big puddle outside Mr. Vallagalli's garden center.
11:52Uh-uh.
11:53Uh-huh, yeah.
11:54Oh, no way.
11:55Yeah.
11:56No way.
11:57Yes, it's true.
12:04Legend has it that King Tut's court jester, Easy What's Up With That,
12:10stole a fortune from Tut and hid it in his own booby-trapped tomb,
12:15which has been lost for centuries.
12:17It's said to hold a laughing curse
12:20that will reduce anyone who tries to take the treasure...
12:25...into a giggling fool.
12:31Egypt is so fascinating.
12:33Oh, if I were an archaeologist, I'll bet I could find that lost tomb
12:38and become world famous.
12:43Oh, my last quarter!
12:45Yeah, yeah, yeah. I found the hieroglyphic stone that will point the way to the hidden tomb
13:04and all its treasure.
13:06Now then is the expert coming to help me with the translation.
13:09You've got this vacuum on reverse! Vacuums are for cleaning!
13:15Oh, my! How did you find it so quickly?
13:24Oh, I just knew where to dig.
13:25Ooh, look, Professor! Is he the court jester?
13:26Yeah, is he?
13:27I asked you first. Who is he?
13:28No, is he?
13:29That's what I'm asking you. Is he the court jester?
13:30He's the court jester.
13:31He's the court jester.
13:54Yeah, is he? What's up with that?
13:55Exactly!
13:56Izzy, what's up with that?
14:00I don't have time for this. I must explore the tomb.
14:05Ooh, exploration of a tomb.
14:07This is my expedition. I lead the way.
14:10And what I find is all mine. Okay? Okay.
14:14Professor, be careful.
14:16It's common knowledge that pyramids are booby-trapped.
14:19And don't forget about the laughing curse.
14:23Booby traps. Curses.
14:26A bunch of tourist trash.
14:28Enough with the nipple, nipple.
14:37Homina, homina, homina, homina, homina.
14:41Mayday, mayday.
14:42My expedition has been cursed by Havako.
14:45Zend, help, now.
14:47Hmm, no.
14:49Wait a minute.
14:51Push for treasure.
14:58Oh, my.
15:00If there's treasure, it must be in there.
15:03Hmm?
15:08Oops.
15:09Hmm.
15:10Hmm.
15:12But...
15:13wool since you tied a little reserve.
15:14No.
15:15Phew, pues, yes.
15:17No.
15:18ChristianIELDS
15:19No.
15:20No.
15:21Ah!
15:31Ah!
15:32Yeah!
15:33It's a cause of killin'.
15:34I found the treasure!
16:04Here it is, my first day as an archaeologist, and I found all this!
16:17First day?
16:18No, no, this is my life's work, my archaeological goal.
16:24The treasure of Izzy, what's up with that, is mine!
16:31Eyes in the face, punchy-punchy gloves, piranhas, suction darts, and a mummy.
16:35I did the chicken cross the road, to find my discovery!
16:39Yep, you're right to call this in, the guy is a wacko.
16:45No, no, she's the vanko, she's the one, can't you tell?
16:50He must have caught the laughing curse, I tried to warn him.
16:56Suddenly, a creature leapt out and surprised Zack Zobar.
17:03He hit it with his plasma rifle, but ran out of ammo.
17:07Then, Zack Zobar loaded all the ship's intergalactic Cooper guns, ready for that night's invasion.
17:17What are you little yard monsters up to tonight, hmm?
17:26We're protecting the neighborhood from space aliens, Miss Meanie.
17:29Wanna help?
17:31No!
17:32And make sure you keep your aliens out of my yard!
17:37Okay, we're out!
17:38Yeah, bye!
17:39You betcha!
17:40Ow!
17:41Uh-oh.
17:42Sorry, Uncle Woody.
17:43We're watching out for aliens.
17:44Good night, you two.
17:45Don't bother me unless you actually bag an alien.
17:46Aliens.
17:47Ha!
17:48Ah, those kids.
17:49Check the alien reference guide.
17:50It's this tentacled alien cyclops for sure.
17:53Man your stations!
17:55Man your stations!
18:25Space Racket's ready to launch!
18:31What's that?
18:32Whoa!
18:34Yikes! Woodpecker's on a stick!
18:40Hey! You're not an alien!
18:42Uh, no. I'm Buzz B...
18:49Buzz Flight Gear! Yeah!
18:52Me and Zack Zobar here was in the Flight Academy together back in the day.
18:57You know Zack Zobar? I don't remember you from any comics.
19:01Well, I'm on a very dangerous mission to fight an alien hiding out in this old house.
19:08Read all about it in the next issue or perhaps in tomorrow's paper. Now scram!
19:13Not it! If we help Buzz Flight Gear, we could be in the next issue too!
19:22Yeah!
19:29What is all that?
19:31Huh?
19:38Uh, hiya, Uncle Woody.
19:40Uh, you're up late.
19:42Uh, please, buddy. You gotta help me!
19:51All I was trying to do was rob the joint, feasibly like!
19:55You mean you're not a friend of Zack Zobar's?
19:59A crook shouldn't have to go through what these kids put me through!
20:01I was just... and the kids were just...
20:12See, kids? I told you there was no such thing as aliens.
20:17Ah, now let's get some shut-eye.
20:19Let's get some shut-eye!
20:28Ah! Uncle Woody!
20:38Sail the seas. See the world. Free grub? Oh, boy! That's for me!
20:43Woo-hoo!
20:50So, where's all the grub?
20:53Wait for me!
20:59You got the wrong sailor!
21:01Ooh, a costume sea party! Cha-cha-cha! Now that's something I could get into!
21:15Roll call!
21:20The food line!
21:22Corky? Here!
21:24Corky?
21:25Hello!
21:26Thompson?
21:28Thompson?
21:30Thompson?
21:31Oh, Thompson!
21:34Thompson!
21:36And someone Captain Redwood calls your name, Thompson?
21:39Hold on! I'm not Thompson!
21:42What do you mean you're not Thompson?
21:44Picked you up at the dock like you wanted?
21:47Ah, this is getting boring. I'm here for the free food.
21:52If you're not Thompson, what be your name then? Arrr!
21:55It be Woody!
21:58Arrr!
21:59Arrr, be hearty! That's a fine sailing name!
22:03But where's your sea leg?
22:05Sea... sea leg?
22:07Aye, sea leg! Every real pirate's got a sea leg! Don't we, mateys?
22:12Aye, Captain! I've got a sea leg! I've got two good ones!
22:16He's not a pirate, Captain!
22:20Take him to the rack!
22:22Yay!
22:24Tie him to the rack!
22:33Aw, shoot, guys. I'm too short to tie to the rack.
22:37I'll just go home now.
22:39Not so fast there, Lad Lover.
22:42Hmm... I mean... Arrr!
22:45The plank! We'll have him walk the plank!
22:48The plank! The plank! The plank! The plank!
22:49The plank! The plank!
23:14oh well I'm a woodpecker Oh woodpecker what's a woodpecker I don't know go we
23:24don't need no stick at what
23:44beginners game have you better upgrade to the bones and trones mega monster deluxe game version
23:54or your life will be a living nightmare
23:57you never really know who your neighbors are I bet she blew out our lights with some kind of spell
24:25yeah in fact she could be casting a spell over us right now what is the bones and crones game book
24:32see about witches it says you gotta capture a witch to break her evil spells come on
24:38quit your catawarma we're gonna play guess what's for dinner see if you can figure out what the main
24:48ingredient is there you are where's your brother it's not dinner without him good cleanliness is next to
25:07tastiness I always say
25:10hey we're playing my game first
25:21oh
25:24she's got awesome powers man this could be our last chance and we got surprise on our side
25:42come on you two I'm dying for dinner
25:51hey what the what
25:54so
26:04oh
26:13you better die for the night
26:15hmm looks like the only place for miles
26:19oh
26:26oh yoi that's Inga smorgasbord with my din din
26:30I'm coming Inga
26:33special pizza delivery for Dr. Wallenstein
26:39hmm won't you stay and have a morsel with me Inga
26:45huh
26:46thanks but no thanks doc
26:48I go for the short red haired type about this tall don't you know
26:54wow what do you know a perfect fit
26:57you rang
27:02show Woody to the guest room
27:06but be careful with his head
27:09follow me buddy
27:13I'm not her type eh
27:18we see about that
27:21when Inga comes back she gets the road packer body ya
27:26but fit me inside
27:31my brain in your body will make me irresistible
27:36My brain in your body will make me irresistible.
27:46Yah! It's working!
27:57I am a cool woodpecker, yes I am.
28:06Ah! I'm a girl!
28:16Since then did I have pus!
28:21Ah, Pooey, I never did look good in chartreuse.
28:24But I'll bet this'll confuse the dock just long enough
28:27so I can change into something more comfortable.
28:30Namely, me!
28:32By-imini!
28:35Inga likes me the way I've asked.
28:38Better than this dumb bird's hood.
28:40You'll bet.
28:41I'm me!
28:53Good as new!
28:54My foodie's back!
28:56That's my girl!
28:58My foodie's back!
29:01That's my girl!
29:03Oof!
29:06Come on, Inga!
29:07We got a feast waiting with our foodie!
29:09Oh, no, no, no!
29:11Oh, no, no, no!
29:12You make me bum, Luke!
29:14Oh, no, no!
29:15Oh, no!
29:16Bye, ye, minnie!
29:17I get you woodpecker!
29:18Bye-bye, buddy!
29:21Mmm!
29:22Hehehehe
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