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  • 08/06/2025
Today's contestants are Audrey & Gary Brook from Yorkshire, Marika & Talos Choulee from Bedfordshire, John Napman & Emli Abootso from Essex & Middlesex, and Alan & Katie Marie Whittaker from Gloucestershire. Bruce Forsyth hosts, assisted by the ever lovely Rosemary Ford, and finds himself more than preoccupied with chatting to the teams with their unusual names. "It's like the foreign version of The Generation Game," he exclaims, as he learns of one's fish & chip wedding do (along with their ever fidgeting son), while he pranks another when he learns he is an Insurance Agent. He's tickled by one girl sharing the same name as a Page 3 girl (who I'd never heard of) and tells her "We know what YOU do!" as she also tells him she is often the target of practical jokes, while her father is a walking accident disaster that has to be heard to be believed. To be honest, they are a lot more entertaining than the first half of games in this, which include marching in step with the Infiltry Military Battalion and putting handles on teapots, but it livens up with a mini Formula 1 race (voiced by Mike Osman - no, me neither) and a Guess The Weight game that features guest appearances by Olympic Rowing team Johnny & Grey Searle and Gary Herbert. The grand finale sees the final two teams perform in a spoof play of Nell Gwynne, which is great fun and Bruce gets a dig in about the Royal Family charging to visit Buckingham Palace (in order to pay for repairs to fire damaged Windsor Castle). Indeed, it gets a little saucy at times and Rosemary Ford noticeably gives a slap to one of the contestants' wandering hands at one point. The guest judge is Nicola Pagett, whose criticism of quality programme making seems strangely abrupt (almost as if they've cut it here), but whose own judging is a little questionable when it comes to deciding just who will go forth to the Conveyor Belt of prizes - or the "Memory Box" as one contestant calls it. Enjoy.

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00:01Life is the name of the game
00:04And I wanna play the game with you
00:08Life can be terribly great
00:11If you don't play the game with two
00:15And I wanna play the game with you
00:18Hey! Hup! Hey!
00:21Hey!
00:22Hey!
00:23Hey!
00:24Hey!
00:25Hey!
00:26Hey!
00:27Hey!
00:28Hey!
00:29Thank you very much indeed
00:31Thank you
00:33High five
00:34High five
00:35Good evening ladies, children and children
00:38Welcome to Generation Gay
00:39Nice to see you, to see you
00:42Hi!
00:43And a special welcome to the children
00:45And hasn't children's television changed over the years?
00:48I mean, do you remember Muffin the Mule?
00:50Yes
00:51What was that, Doris? You married him?
00:53But my favourites were Lobba Lobba Lobb
00:58Lobba Lobba Lobb
01:00Oh, I've always liked Little and Large
01:02And do you remember the Woodentops?
01:05Oh, they're still working here
01:06In the Program Planning Department
01:08We all...
01:10We all had our favourite TV dolls
01:13And here's my favourite doll
01:15And I'm sure one of yours as well
01:17The lovely, Rosemary Ford
01:30Now, I know you'll think it's a bit childish
01:32But we've been just talking about our favourite children's TV puppets
01:36Oh, I don't think it's childish
01:37I love some of those characters
01:39You know, I used to love it when Andy Pandy and Louby Lou danced around going Lobba Lobba Lobb
01:44Lobba Lobba Lobb
01:46Lobba Lobba Lobb
01:47I can't believe what you're saying
01:49Andy Pandy used to sing about dancing around the garden
01:52No, that was Noddy and Big Ears
01:54No, it wasn't
01:56Well, it was Lady Penelope on the Magic Roundabout
01:58Lady Penelope was never on the Magic Roundabout
02:01It was Bill and Ben, wasn't it?
02:03Yeah
02:04Wasn't it?
02:06Yeah
02:07What did Bill and Ben used to say?
02:10Love
02:11Love
02:12I can't hear you
02:13What did they say?
02:14Love
02:16I hope you're playing this at home
02:18So, what have you proved?
02:20They're just as crazy as you are
02:22They only choose the contestants before they start getting restless, for goodness sake
02:25I will
02:26Alright, our first teams from Yorkshire
02:28Their mother and son, Audrey and Gary Brooke
02:31Oh!
02:42What are you?
02:43Audrey Brooke and what do you do?
02:45I work on light assembly
02:47Light assembly?
02:48I see, any other jobs at all?
02:50Oh yes, I used to work at a factory where they made underclothes
02:54And I used to inspect them
02:55Oh yeah, inspect them
02:56What kind of underclothes?
02:57Long johns
02:58Oh, long johns
02:59Yes
03:00Do you still keep your hand in?
03:05You're married to Desmond, Desmond Brooke
03:07Yes
03:08I see, and where did you meet him?
03:09I met him where we worked
03:10Oh, where you worked?
03:11Oh, that was good, yes
03:12How?
03:13How did you meet him?
03:14Well, I used to walk through his department and he used to sing Diana to me
03:19Oh, Diana?
03:20Yeah
03:21My name's Audrey
03:22Oh, but he was singing the song to you
03:27Yeah
03:28Mind you, they haven't written a song called Audrey, have they?
03:30I mean, how did you write a song called Audrey?
03:32Audrey
03:33My ordinary Audrey
03:35Oh, my Audrey
03:37Why are you so tawdry?
03:39You know
03:40Anyway, tell us about the wedding, Mrs Brooke
03:43Well, we wanted a quiet wedding so we didn't tell anyone and we decided to go for our wedding breakfast to a big fish and chip shop where
03:54No!
03:55Really?
03:56So you had fish and chips?
03:57We had fish and chips and
03:58We had fish and chips and
03:59On your wedding day?
04:00On our wedding day, we didn't have a wedding cake, we had bread and butter
04:04Oh, that is bread and butter
04:07And fish and chips
04:09Fish and chips
04:10But I suppose you had for house wine, vinegar
04:11But at least you went to bed with a good brook
04:15Good brook, there's been good brook
04:20Over now to your son, Gary
04:22Welcome, welcome
04:23And what do you do, Gary?
04:24I'm a welder
04:25You're a welder?
04:26Yeah
04:27I know, there's two of you trying to weld yourself in there
04:29Right, and your girlfriend is Sharon
04:35Yes
04:36Yeah
04:37Oh, God
04:38She works in the tax office
04:40There's a clever boy in the tax office
04:44Have you got any pets at all?
04:45Yeah
04:46Yes
04:47We've got a racing greyhound
04:50A racing greyhound?
04:51Yeah, called Careway
04:53Hey, Kylie
04:54Does he keep up with you?
04:56A racing greyhound?
04:57Kylie?
04:58Oh, is he?
04:59Lucky
05:00Lucky
05:01Lucky
05:02Lucky
05:03Lucky
05:04Wait a minute
05:05When's she racing?
05:06Next time
05:07Next Friday
05:08Oh, next Friday
05:09Put 50 on 40
05:11Wait a minute
05:13Wait a minute
05:14Wait a minute
05:15Make it a pound
05:19Now, where are we going there by the way?
05:20Oh wait, you used to play rugby
05:21Yes
05:22Oh no wonder you
05:23You think I'm going to tackle you?
05:25Right, right
05:26Now tell us about
05:27Tell us about the rugby
05:28Just get on your mouth
05:29No, round there your mouth
05:30Some people want to see you
05:31That's your camera there, okay?
05:32Here we go
05:34I've got some nails
05:35Right
05:36Right
05:37You've played rugby all your life?
05:39Yes
05:40Yeah, yeah
05:41Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:42And once we were playing for York
05:46And we had a female lineswoman
05:48A female lineswoman?
05:49Oh yes
05:50And we were all in the bath afterwards
05:52And she came in
05:53No!
05:54Shocked us a bit
05:55And we all left a bit quickly
05:56You all left a bit quickly?
05:57Yeah
05:58You just had a quick scrub and got out
05:59Yes
06:00Come on, make a note of this
06:01What's the name of this team?
06:02York
06:03The York rugby team
06:04Yeah, yeah
06:05Right
06:06Wimps
06:09Now then, do you think you can make it over there?
06:10Yes
06:13Get going, get going
06:14We'll have a game coming up
06:15There you go
06:18Can I have more now?
06:20Question for your poll
06:22I wish we were going into the conveyor belt already
06:24Right
06:25Who have we got now?
06:26Right
06:27Our second team is from Bedfordshire
06:28Their mother and son
06:30Marika and Taras Czorni
06:31Oh very good
06:40How are you?
06:41That's good
06:42Now you are Marika?
06:43Czorni
06:44Huh?
06:45Marika Czorni
06:46Czorni?
06:47Yes
06:48Czorni
06:49How I love you
06:50How I love you
06:51My dear old Czorni, I see
06:52Yeah
06:53And where are you from?
06:54I'm originally from Poland
06:55Originally from Poland
06:56Oh yes
06:57But I am Ukrainian
06:58Oh, Ukrainian
06:59Yes
07:00I live in Poland
07:01Bedford
07:02You live near Bedford now?
07:03I see
07:04And what's your husband's name?
07:05Yurko
07:06Oh no, it's your go
07:07You see
07:08I ask the questions
07:10And you give the answers
07:11You see
07:12I don't have a go
07:13I see
07:14Now, what's his name?
07:15Yurko
07:16Oh, never mind
07:17Forget it
07:18What does he do?
07:19He's plant maintenance fitter
07:21He's what?
07:22Plant maintenance fitter
07:23Oh, plant maintenance fitter
07:24Yes
07:25Does his work ever take him away at all?
07:27No
07:28Oh, so you never falls apart
07:29Yes
07:30Oh, never falls apart
07:31Oh, never falls apart
07:32Oh, never falls apart
07:33Oh, never falls apart
07:34Oh, never falls apart
07:36Right
07:37You hope
07:38You hope to win the generation game
07:39Yes
07:40Oh, that's nice
07:41Yes
07:42Why, why do you want to win?
07:43Because I would like to go to
07:44Remember Box
07:45The what?
07:46Remember Box
07:47Remember Box
07:48Remember Box
07:49Yes
07:50What's that?
07:51The strawberry bell
07:52With the old prizes
07:53Oh, the Remember Box
07:55It's a remember box
08:00It's actually one of my pills
08:01The pink ones
08:02The brown ones worn off
08:04Right, tell us about the honeymoon then
08:06Oh, well
08:07We went to Scotland
08:09Oh, Scotland
08:10Yes
08:11And I remember the daffodils
08:13And this raspberry jam
08:15Oh, really?
08:17And that's it?
08:20Make a note of that
08:22Kinky
08:26Right, now over to your son
08:28You are?
08:29Taras Chorney
08:30Who are?
08:31Taras Chorney
08:32Oh, yeah, me Brookie Fosse
08:37Any, er...
08:39We might not get to the show tonight
08:42Right, er, and er
08:43Oh, any famous relatives?
08:44Yeah, my father's, er, brother
08:46Is a high rank in general
08:47In the Polish Army
08:48A general?
08:49A general in the Polish Army?
08:50Oh, yeah
08:51So he's all spittin' Polish
08:52Right
08:55You speak a combination of Polish, Ukrainian and English
08:58Well, that's very good
08:59Will you say nice to see you, to see you nice in Ukrainian?
09:03Could you do that for me?
09:04Go on
09:05Hello
09:06Harno vas
09:07Bacchete
09:08Bacchete vas
09:11Harno
09:12Let me try
09:13Harno vas
09:14Bacchete
09:15Bacchete
09:16Bacchete vas
09:17Harno
09:18Harold!
09:19You see, that would never have caught on.
09:21If I had done it like that, I wouldn't be where I am today.
09:25Anyway, we're glad that you're here today.
09:28Thanks very much.
09:29And we have a game coming up for you very soon.
09:32Alright, over you go, Marika and Harold.
09:34Well done.
09:35Very much.
09:37Now, before our first game, I'd just like to remind you that our contestants have no idea what we have planned for them.
09:43They do not rehearse.
09:44This is your rehearsal.
09:46Stick at it.
09:47Please welcome from Catterick, members of the Infantry Training Battalion.
09:53Thank you, Marika.
10:05TV, turn, left, turn, slow, march, change, sticks,
10:35change, sticks, carry, sticks, quick, march, pace, sticks, carry, sticks,
10:55quick, march,
11:04thank you, platoon sergeant Michael Smith,
11:21company sergeant major Nick Butler, colour sergeant Dave Lee, and sergeant Terry Harmon.
11:30The pace stick is used to gauge the correct length of pace and to measure the distances between ranks.
11:41The normal marching pace is 30 inches.
11:45We're ready now for pace stick take two.
11:49Kick that!
11:50Timber, turn, left, turn, slow, march,
11:54Come on, come on, come on.
12:24Change! Stacks!
12:43Change! Stacks! Carry! Stacks!
12:49Quick! Merch! Pace!
12:53Stacks!
12:54Stacks!
12:57Stacks!
12:59Stacks!
13:03Yeah!
13:04!
13:06Quick! Merch!
13:13Come out of here.
13:20Come out of here.
13:21Get out of here.
13:23Absolutely wonderful.
13:25Just rest yourselves here.
13:27That's fine, that's fine.
13:28OK, we're ready now for Pace Thick, take three.
13:32Take part!
13:38Down!
13:39Down!
13:53Take a turn!
13:57Left!
13:59Turn!
14:01Slow!
14:03Batch!
14:1230 inches.
14:1530 inches.
14:17Change of sticks!
14:20Catch up, dear, catch up.
14:23Change, sticks!
14:27Carry, sticks!
14:32Quick, batch!
14:34Pace, sticks!
14:35Carry, sticks!
14:45Down!
14:48Quick, batch!
14:51And thank you again, thank you again, the Infantry Training Battalion Caterick!
15:13Thank you!
15:22Welcome to see how he sings that.
15:24Right.
15:25Without the judge of this, we have Regimental Sergeant Major Alan Crawford.
15:30Round one!
15:30And thank you again, and thank you for giving us again, and thank your gentlemen there.
15:40Apart from that, as you know, thank them very much again.
15:43And this is a new battalion, isn't it?
15:45Yes, it is.
15:45Can you tell us about it?
15:46It's formed on the 1st of April this year.
15:49Oh, this year, yeah.
15:49What they're doing is, it's a Phase 2 Infantry Training Battalion with the Parachute Regiment
15:54and the foot guards.
15:56Ah, just the combination of the two?
15:57Yeah, at the moment.
15:58I see.
15:59Okay, well now the marking, first of all, over here.
16:01Well, I'd just like to congratulate all of you for a wonderful effort, because it is
16:05a particularly difficult task.
16:06A difficult thing.
16:07Audrey, slightly goose-stepping the first round in slow time.
16:11You almost...
16:11She was trying to do that.
16:12Yes, she was very good.
16:14Good for the entries, but you almost tripped one of my company, Sir Major, up.
16:16I know.
16:17I apologise.
16:19Not at all.
16:20So, you earned yourself 7 points, Audrey.
16:22Well done.
16:23Oh, very good.
16:23Very good, yeah.
16:24Gary, slightly difficulty in keeping step.
16:27Yeah, well, he has difficulty standing still.
16:31I dropped your second quick time, so again, you earned yourself 7 points.
16:34Well done.
16:34Well done indeed, yes.
16:35Marika, you found a quick time just a wee bit difficult, and the 30 inches sort of
16:42threw you a wee bit.
16:43You've earned yourself 7 points.
16:45Well done.
16:45Yeah.
16:46And Taras, a very good effort.
16:48I thought probably the best out of the four, and you've earned yourself 8 points.
16:50Well done.
16:51Very good.
16:53And thank you, everyone.
16:54Good luck with the new battalion.
16:56Thank you, Alan.
16:57There you are.
16:58Now, then, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
17:01Well, Gary and Audrey have 14, Marika and Taras have 15.
17:05Oh, only one in it.
17:07Only one in it.
17:08Good.
17:09Go over there and sit down and take those hats off.
17:12All right.
17:12Handle with care.
17:14Please welcome, from Alamein Ceramics, Kevin Millward.
17:24Now, your company is actually in the Gladstone Pottery Museum.
17:31That's correct.
17:31Now, if people go there, what can they see?
17:33Well, they can come into our workshop, watch us making pots on the wheel, handling, decorating,
17:39generally working with clay.
17:40So, everything to do with pottery, they can go there, and it's very, very varied.
17:44Yes.
17:44Good.
17:44Lovely.
17:45It sounds a very interesting place.
17:47So, if you'll just get round to your working things here, and everybody get in so you get
17:51a good view, and watch Kevin like hawks.
17:55Away you go, Kevin.
17:55Right.
17:56First thing we do, just dampen the edge there a little bit.
17:59Take the lump of clay, and the first thing we have to do is stretch the clay out to form
18:06the pot, using the flattening, the basic pandas, the basic pandas, the basic pandas, that's
18:13it.
18:13We then snip off.
18:14Snip off as much as you want.
18:17That's it.
18:18Just make sure the edge is damp.
18:20Take the lump of clay, and then join it to the pot, thumb to join the top, finger to
18:29join the underneath.
18:30That's it.
18:30Once you're sure it's joined, then we can begin to stretch the clay out from the pot, using
18:36the flat of the fence.
18:39Good, isn't it?
18:40Yeah.
18:42Obviously making sure it doesn't come off in the hand.
18:44Oh, yeah.
18:46That's a very important part.
18:49Thumbnail's down the back, to form the decoration.
18:52Oh, that's nice, a nice little decoration.
18:54And then, fold it over.
18:55Yep.
18:55Join at the bottom.
18:56Isn't that neat?
18:58Smooth in.
18:59Isn't it good?
19:00And then, thumbnail over the top.
19:04That's beautiful.
19:05Isn't that lovely?
19:06Isn't that lovely the way it's done?
19:06Oh, yeah.
19:07Kevin, beautiful.
19:08Absolutely beautiful.
19:09Can you come back and do some math with it?
19:11Definitely.
19:12Okay.
19:12Sit for your tables.
19:13You get to the father.
19:14And put your pinnys on.
19:15Put your pinnys on nice and quickly.
19:18Now, you've got about a minute to pull your handle.
19:21Start, please.
19:23Starting from now.
19:25Right.
19:27Remember what Kevin did.
19:29That's it.
19:30You wet the pot to start with.
19:33And then, wet it.
19:35Wet it quite a bit so you...
19:37Oh, you're going to get a big one, aren't you?
19:41I can see that.
19:42Yes.
19:44Don't overdo it.
19:48Get out of shape now.
19:50You're going to get some sort of a shape.
19:52Now we're out because you're going to have to start putting it on in a minute.
19:55Okay.
19:56Are you having trouble too?
19:58Oh, you just broke it off.
19:59Well, make sure you...
20:00Don't muck around, dear.
20:04Get it into some sort of shape.
20:06Right, you've got to put the handle on now.
20:07Put the handle on.
20:08Make sure it's on as solid as you can.
20:10Make it...
20:11Make sure you've got the...
20:13That's it.
20:14That's not too bad.
20:15Oh, you're doing well there.
20:16That's it.
20:17Okay.
20:18Audrey's in a bit of a state here still.
20:20Yeah, sounds up.
20:21We're ending up to.
20:22Stop.
20:22I saw you.
20:24Naughty girl.
20:26Right.
20:26Kevin, will you come back and do some marking, please?
20:33That's right there.
20:35Yeah, the first one.
20:36Not too bad, actually.
20:37Not at all.
20:38Looks fairly solid.
20:39Yes.
20:39Isn't it?
20:40A good joint top and bottom.
20:41Yeah.
20:41Fairly even section.
20:44Yeah.
20:44And remember to put the lines down the back and across the top.
20:48I think we'll go for a seven on that one.
20:49A seven.
20:49Well done indeed.
20:51Well done indeed.
20:51Come round to here, my darling.
20:54Well, she had bits of stuff all over the place.
20:57She was having a real go here.
20:58And it started off quite well.
21:01A little bit limpier though, I think.
21:02Yeah.
21:03Definitely a bit limp.
21:05Remember the lines down the back.
21:07Yes.
21:08But not the one across the top.
21:09Yeah.
21:10But what do you think?
21:11So I think we'll go for a five on that one.
21:13A five.
21:14She got in a bit of a state.
21:15She didn't know how much to put.
21:17Yes.
21:18Okay.
21:19Okay.
21:20Well, this went a little bit of a skew, didn't it?
21:22Yes.
21:22Did you see that one?
21:24It looks like somebody's ear.
21:27Good join top and bottom.
21:28Yes.
21:29And a nice even section.
21:30I think we'll go for a six on that one.
21:32A six.
21:32A six.
21:33Oh, well done, Marika.
21:34Lovely, lovely.
21:36Now then.
21:36The last one, which I thought was very good.
21:39Well, this one's pretty good.
21:40It's a very good even section.
21:42Good join top and bottom.
21:44Yes, yes.
21:44Just remember the lines down the back.
21:46Very good.
21:46I think we'll go for an eight on that one.
21:48Oh, well done.
21:49You're nice, isn't it?
21:51Kevin, thank you so much.
21:52And do, my love, the Alamein Terranes.
21:55Okay.
21:57Come on here.
21:59Well done, Marika.
22:04What's up, Marika?
22:05Well, Gary and Audrey have 26.
22:09Marika and Taras have 29.
22:11Oh, my goodness.
22:13Well done, you two.
22:15And bad luck, you two.
22:16And we'll get a generator going telephone from us both.
22:19And thank you very much for being a part of the show.
22:21Enjoyed it.
22:22Thank you, Gary.
22:22All right, off you go there.
22:23And we'll see you in our grand final.
22:25Off you go.
22:26Nice, nice, nice.
22:27Brilliant.
22:31Good.
22:31All right.
22:32Anyway, who have you got now?
22:34All right.
22:34Our third teams from Essex and Middlesex,
22:37their uncle and niece,
22:38John Knappman and Emily Abudso.
22:40Oh!
22:42APPLAUSE
22:43And you are Emily.
22:50Not Emily, it's Emily.
22:52Emily Abudso.
22:53Emily, uh...
22:54Abudso.
22:54Abudso.
22:55God, it's a real...
22:56It's a foreign game show, didn't I?
22:58Just got over the chaw,
22:59and he's never got Abudso.
23:00What was it again?
23:02Abudso.
23:02Yeah, I hope so.
23:03Right.
23:06Wait a minute.
23:06Abudso.
23:08Now, what have you...
23:08Mario...
23:09Mario Abudso.
23:10He wrote The Godfather, didn't he?
23:12Oh, yes.
23:13But are there any Puzzos...
23:14Are there any Puzzies in your family?
23:16A few.
23:16Oh, a few.
23:17Yes, I thought so.
23:18Make a note of that straight away.
23:21Mafia.
23:22LAUGHTER
23:22Now, you're married to Carl.
23:24Now, what does Carl do?
23:25What does he do?
23:26He's a hairdresser.
23:26A hairdresser?
23:27Oh.
23:27Well, it shouldn't be Carl, it should be Curl.
23:30Is he tight with his money?
23:31No.
23:31Oh, so he's not a tight Curl.
23:33LAUGHTER
23:34Over now to your uncle, John Knappman.
23:39John Knappman?
23:40Yes.
23:41You're married to Kay?
23:42Yes.
23:42I see it.
23:43And what do you do?
23:44I'm an insurance agent.
23:45Oh, really?
23:45Yes.
23:46Oh, yes.
23:46What does that entail?
23:47Well, I take premiums from clients.
23:49Oh, yes?
23:50Oh, do you?
23:50Sell life insurance.
23:52Oh, you sell life insurance?
23:53Yes.
23:53Are you good at your job?
23:54Well, I think so.
23:55I haven't got the sack yet.
23:56Well, let's see how good you are.
23:57Take care of Emily.
23:58Can you come over here, John?
24:00Right.
24:00Now, make out...
24:01Come over here and stand there all the time.
24:03Stand there.
24:04Now, make out that this is my front door, you see.
24:07And knock on the door, and you try and sell me a policy the way you would.
24:11You know.
24:11OK.
24:11Could you open the doors, please?
24:13That's it.
24:13So, knock on the door, and then, you know, I'll come to the door.
24:15OK?
24:16Right.
24:16I'll be here.
24:19Just to see how good you are.
24:20Oh, I see.
24:25Hello?
24:27Good morning, Mr. Paulsart.
24:29Who is it?
24:29It's, uh...
24:30Get your foot out my door.
24:32Get your foot out my door.
24:34What do you want?
24:35I'll come see you about some savings.
24:37Oh, right.
24:38OK.
24:38Don't try that with me.
24:55Right.
24:56Over now.
24:58Over now to our fourth team.
24:59Who have we got now?
25:00They're from Gloucestershire.
25:02They're father and daughter, Alan and Katie Whittaker.
25:13Well, good work.
25:14That's fine.
25:14You are Katie Maria Whittaker.
25:17Oh, the paid street girl.
25:18We all know what you do.
25:21You don't do it?
25:22No.
25:22Oh, God.
25:22What do you do, then?
25:24I'm a trainee occupational therapist.
25:25Oh, I see.
25:26What does that entail?
25:27I work with people with physical and psychiatric illness.
25:31Oh.
25:31And help them maintain a maximum independence within their everyday life.
25:35Well, a very worthy job.
25:36Any ambitions at all?
25:38Um, I'd love to be the girl on the bounty advert.
25:41Oh, the bounty advert.
25:42Yes.
25:42Oh, she is lovely.
25:43In a paradise island, lapping up the sun.
25:46Oh, she is lovely and she's got plenty of bouncy.
25:49A bouncy outfit.
25:53It's the Maria Whittaker in you coming out.
25:55That's what it is.
25:56All your family are practical jokers.
25:59What's that about?
25:59Yeah, well, the joke's usually on me.
26:01Oh, really?
26:02Yeah.
26:03And a few years ago, we went to Crete and a friend of mine came with me.
26:06And on many occasions, Kay and I used to come in and find our beds sewn up and our pyjamas sewn up.
26:15Oh, they did all this to you?
26:16And then the next morning, we'd find underwear sewn up.
26:18Yeah.
26:19And then one evening, I actually came in and went to use the bathroom.
26:22Yeah.
26:23And when I came to get off the toilet seat, I actually realised that I was stuck to it and they put syrup all over the seat.
26:28No!
26:29That's a terrible thing.
26:31Oh, I must make a note of that.
26:34Sticky in.
26:36Yeah, then over to your dad, Alan.
26:38Now, what do you do, Alan?
26:39I'm general manager with an agricultural company.
26:41Oh, are you really?
26:42Oh, well done.
26:42You're married to Moira.
26:43Where did you meet her?
26:44Well, I met her, actually, at a disco in Cornwall.
26:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
26:48I was down there on a holiday job and I went to this disco and she was with this fella and he went off to the loo.
26:54Oh, you went to the loo?
26:55Yeah.
26:55You didn't put syrup on it?
26:56No.
26:57Oh, good.
26:57He nipped out and I nipped in.
26:59Oh, yeah.
27:00Very good.
27:01You had a bit of bad luck with a fly mow.
27:04What's that all about?
27:05Well, actually, it was, I was doing everything wrong and fly mowing in the wet with wellingtons, pulling the thing backwards.
27:12And I pulled it on top of my foot and took half my big toe off.
27:17So, I was actually on crutches for about six weeks.
27:21Oh, no.
27:21And then, just after I'd come off the crutches, we went down to Cornwall and playing football on the beach with one of the girls.
27:28Yeah.
27:29I twisted my ankle or so, I thought.
27:31Oh.
27:31That night, I finished up in Truro Hospital and I broke my leg.
27:36So, they put me in plaster from the knee.
27:40Oh, Doris is crying.
27:42I mean, I'm starting to pee with it myself.
27:46Come on.
27:46From the knee.
27:47From the knee to the tips of my toes and they were just the stump of my toes.
27:54Just the stump of your toes sticking out of you because it had all plaster on it with the broken legs.
27:57That's right.
27:58So, the following night, balanced on these crutches again, I took the girls out for a meal at the local pub.
28:05At a pub, yeah.
28:05And my youngest daughter wanted to play darts.
28:07Yeah.
28:08So, they were...
28:09No, don't tell us.
28:11So, there I was, balanced on these crutches, throwing a dart.
28:17And the first dart hit the wire, bounced back and stuck right in the end of the stump of my toe.
28:21I'm not laughing.
28:28I'm not laughing.
28:31Isn't it always the way?
28:32Just that little bit of toe and the thing went...
28:34I bet you feel like kicking yourself.
28:37Yeah?
28:37Well, that would have made it worse, wouldn't it?
28:41Oh, for goodness sake.
28:42Anyway, hop along.
28:44Hop over there.
28:45And we've got to go.
28:45That was the most wonderful story.
28:47Thank you for being with us.
28:48Over there you go.
28:49What's that?
28:49Oh.
28:51Right.
28:52Oh.
28:52Now, the other thing is called Grand Prix.
28:59You may wonder, how can we possibly play Grand Prix in this very limited area?
29:04Well, we can and we are.
29:06But first of all, take a look at this.
29:08That was Damon Hill winning his third successive Grand Prix at Monza in Italy.
29:21And here he is, our very special guest star tonight, Mr. Damon Hill.
29:26Yes!
29:35Come on, sir!
29:38Thank you, thank you, Damon Hill.
29:46Will you try and prove it wasn't?
29:49Isn't that nice, Damon, doing that for us?
29:51By the way, my little boy would love one of those.
29:54Thought I'd mention that.
29:55And, oh, we'd like one with a chauffeur.
29:57Now, just follow me, OK?
29:58Just follow me in your pairs, if you will.
30:00Stay in your pairs.
30:01Come over here.
30:02Come here.
30:03Stay in your pairs.
30:04That's it, fine.
30:05Now, that's where you've got it.
30:06That's your track all the way round there, you see?
30:08Round the chicane, and you finish on this line here.
30:10OK?
30:11So, come and get to your car.
30:12I believe you two in these.
30:13Yes.
30:14These two here.
30:15That's fine.
30:15You two in those two.
30:16There.
30:17Good.
30:17Now, look at the lights, you see?
30:19The lights are red at the moment.
30:21When they turn to green, that's when you go.
30:24All right?
30:25Are you ready?
30:26Steady.
30:28Go!
30:28And the green light.
30:30And away they go.
30:32And what a great start by John Neckman.
30:35And away he go.
30:36Over to Peter O'Sullivan.
30:38Oh, he's done pretty well now.
30:39Quiet will come.
30:39Come right the way.
30:40Where is he going now?
30:41How's it really cool?
30:42Oh, German on the back.
30:43What's the road?
30:43What's the road?
30:43What's the road?
30:44And here he comes now.
30:45Right the way around the side now.
30:46And that's been published.
30:48There he's going.
30:48What will John Neckman?
30:49Keep going, John?
30:50Keep going, John?
30:50And here he comes.
30:51Oh, German up to the finish line.
30:52Oh, German up to the finish line.
31:22What we call loopies.
31:24Okay?
31:25Designed especially for the training and age to physically disable children.
31:30So that's what that was all about.
31:32Aren't they wonderful little things?
31:33Now, start to take all that stuff off.
31:34Get it all off as quick as you can.
31:36Now, the voice behind all those commentators was the marvellous Mike Osmond.
31:42Right.
31:47Now, lovely to see you again.
31:49Lovely to see you again.
31:51Now, what I like about you is your...
31:52You're always working on a new voice, you know, to see your repertoire.
31:56Uh-huh.
31:56Now, what's your latest one?
31:58The latest one is Jethro, the Cornish comic.
32:00You remember him on your show?
32:01Oh, yeah.
32:02I love him.
32:03Yeah.
32:03So, what I told I do...
32:05I told I do the marking as Jethro would.
32:09That's marvellous.
32:10That suits me.
32:10It was lovely to see these people driving.
32:13But you've got to be careful when you're going home tonight, Bruce.
32:15Cos there's a lot of policemen about.
32:18And you know what lousy drivers they are.
32:22So, scored in first place, and very well done, John, with five points.
32:28That's the quickest we've seen.
32:29Five.
32:29Well done.
32:30Well done.
32:31Second place.
32:34Second place was the beautiful Katie here.
32:36Oh, she did wonderful.
32:37And she gets four points.
32:38Four points.
32:39Well done.
32:40Well done, Katie.
32:40Yes.
32:42And Emily.
32:43And the first place, lovely Emily, a boo, boo, boo, a boo, boo.
32:47Emily, she gets three points.
32:49Yes, Emily.
32:50Well, you hardly got started, Alan.
32:53Well, it was nice to see him walk to the car without breaking something.
32:58You get two points.
32:59Oh, very well.
33:01So, what have you got to tell us?
33:02What have you got to come in as much as you can tell us about?
33:05I'm actually on tour all over the country with Peter Brackley, Rodney Marsh, and George Best.
33:09Now?
33:10Yes.
33:10How's that going?
33:11Good, good.
33:12And George is writing his autobiography at the moment.
33:14Oh, really?
33:14Really?
33:15And he'd love to hear from anyone who could tell him where he might have been between writing...
33:181986 or whatever.
33:24Yes, yes, exactly.
33:25Mike, you're always a pleasure to see you.
33:28It really is.
33:28And good luck with the tour.
33:29Thanks, William.
33:29And give my love to the boys.
33:30Thanks, I will be.
33:31If George remembers me.
33:33Away you go.
33:33Thank you, my husband.
33:35Here we are.
33:36Go, Karen.
33:38What's on the board?
33:39Miss Paul.
33:41Now, John and Emily have eight.
33:43Katie and Alan have six.
33:45Only two minutes.
33:46Only two minutes.
33:47Now?
33:48Our fourth game is called State the Weight.
33:52We're going to show you a number of items.
33:55We want you to write down what you think each item weighs.
33:59It's as simple as that.
34:01Right, to your lecterns over there.
34:04Up to this one over here.
34:09Now, look over here.
34:10This is our first item.
34:13This is a marrow.
34:24OK.
34:25Now, we'd like you to answer in pounds and ounces.
34:29OK.
34:29Have we got an answer?
34:31And we do hope you play this game along with us at home.
34:33Right.
34:35Now, it is, I will reveal the answer, 49 pounds.
34:42OK.
34:43What have you got over there?
34:44We've got 40 pounds.
34:4640 pounds.
34:47A lot better than us.
34:48We've got 15 pounds, six ounces.
34:51And 49 pounds, it's 22 kilos.
34:56OK.
34:56So, two points to your side.
34:59Well done indeed.
35:00Lovely.
35:01Could we have the next item, please?
35:07There we are.
35:08Now, isn't he a beauty?
35:10Margaret.
35:11Am I right?
35:11This is Margaret.
35:12That's right, yes.
35:12Margaret.
35:12And this is...
35:13Monty.
35:14Monty.
35:14Yeah, a full Monty.
35:17Definitely a full Monty, yes.
35:18And he's got the...
35:19Any brandy in there?
35:20No, we've drank that.
35:21Johnny goes, so think about it.
35:22We'd like the answer in stones and pounds, OK?
35:26And they're so wonderful with children, I would think.
35:29Oh, absolutely wonderful.
35:29Oh, all right.
35:29Do you want to sit there?
35:30Wish I could do that.
35:32Good boy.
35:33Absolutely good boy.
35:35So, Margaret, will you tell us how much Monty weighs?
35:3912 stones, 7 pounds.
35:4112 stones, 7 pounds.
35:44He just realised.
35:50He's got 12, 7 pounds.
35:54I don't blame you, son.
35:57Go on, that's more than I weigh.
35:58That is more than I weigh.
36:00So, what have you got over there?
36:01We've got 11 stone, 2 pounds.
36:0311 stone, and we've only got 9 stone.
36:05You're weighed, but you're under so much.
36:079 stone, 7.
36:08Anyway, that's what he is.
36:1012 stone, 7 pounds, which is...
36:1279 kilos.
36:14OK, two points to your side.
36:17Well done indeed.
36:18Lovely.
36:19And thank you, Margaret.
36:20Do you want any help, dear?
36:21Up you get.
36:22Monty.
36:23Up, boy.
36:24Over here, son.
36:25That's it.
36:25Good boy.
36:26One for Monty.
36:27There he is.
36:28Now then, Rosie, will you reveal all?
36:37I will.
36:37There we are.
36:41That is a real gold bar.
36:44A real gold bar.
36:46And you'll tell, because I'm going to bring it over, and the weight of it.
36:50Rosie, have you ever felt a gold bar?
36:51Oh, it goes with your dress.
36:52Oh, yes.
36:52I'm going to take it home, then.
36:53Oh, make a lovely necklace.
36:55Oh, goodness.
36:56Feel the weight of that.
36:58It's worth 110,000 pounds.
37:01OK, here we have.
37:03But isn't that heavy?
37:04And that is the record.
37:05Love us.
37:06Hey, Monty.
37:08Could help me with this.
37:09Look at the weight of that.
37:11Feel the weight of it.
37:13Isn't it amazing?
37:15OK, so have your guess.
37:16I had to do that so as to give you an idea.
37:20And put it in my dressing room afterwards for safekeeping.
37:26Have you got an answer?
37:27Yes.
37:27They have.
37:28Will you reveal the answer, please, Rosie?
37:31Yes.
37:32£27, seven answers.
37:34And what have you got over there?
37:36£28.
37:38Well, that's nearly on the note.
37:42Well done, indeed.
37:44And we've got £84.
37:46You've gone from one extreme to the other.
37:51Never mind.
37:52For goodness sake.
37:53OK, two points to your side.
37:56Well done, you two over there.
37:57And sorry to keep you up, Monty.
38:00But could we have our last item, please?
38:13There we are.
38:14APPLAUSE
38:15The gold medal winning rowing team, brothers Johnny and Craig Searle, with Cox, Gary Herbert.
38:24Thank you for being here.
38:25Now then, what we want is their combined weight in stones and pounds.
38:30We do play this at home.
38:31See how near you can get.
38:34You are big.
38:36How tall are you?
38:36Uh, 6'5.
38:376'5?
38:386'4.
38:396'4.
38:395'6.
38:40And may I just have a look?
38:44Yes, sir.
38:44I've never even seen one of these close up.
38:46That is beautiful.
38:48Oh.
38:49Well done.
38:49Well done.
38:50Monty.
38:51LAUGHTER
38:52OK, now then.
38:55Gary, will you give your combined weight, please?
38:58Our combined weight is 36 stone and 9 pounds.
39:0236 stone, 9 pounds.
39:05What have you got there?
39:0638 stone, 7 pounds.
39:08Very good.
39:09Very good.
39:10And we've got 35 stone, 2 pounds.
39:153 pounds.
39:18OK, now, Rose's team were wrong by 1 stone, 12 pounds,
39:23and we were wrong by 1 stone, 7.
39:25So you've got...
39:26APPLAUSE
39:27Yay!
39:29Well done indeed.
39:30Well, thank you, my love, for being here.
39:33Thank you, Monty.
39:34And thank you, gentlemen.
39:35Once more, we'd like you to know we are so proud of you guys.
39:39Come on.
39:39What about you?
39:40APPLAUSE
39:40There we are.
39:43Come here, we are.
39:45There we are.
39:47What a fact.
39:48And what a fact.
39:49And you and me are so very...
39:50You were happy.
39:51There we are.
39:52What's on the board, Miss Ford?
39:53Well, John and Emily have 10,
39:56Katie and Alan have 12.
39:58Oh, there we are.
40:00Well done indeed.
40:02Well, we're sorry to lose you two.
40:04We really are.
40:04But you do get a Generation Game telephone to each of you,
40:07and thank you for being a very important part
40:09of our show.
40:10Thank you very much.
40:10All right, if you'll just pop over there,
40:12and let's remind ourselves...
40:14Go!
40:15Go, go, go!
40:16This is a big moment.
40:17Remind ourselves of who you'll be playing
40:19in our grand final.
40:20Come over here.
40:21APPLAUSE
40:21For you, it's a play.
40:26It's a play.
40:27It's a play.
40:28A piece of English scandal.
40:31History.
40:32I'll say no more.
40:33First of all, we'll have the toss-up.
40:35So, Marika, will you say heads or tails?
40:38Heads.
40:38Heads.
40:39It is tails.
40:41So you lost the toss.
40:42Do you want to go first or second?
40:44First?
40:44Get it over with.
40:45Over you.
40:46Go over there.
40:47All right, then.
40:47And put these two in the tower.
40:50What?
40:51The tower.
40:52What?
40:53All right, the ruddy tower.
40:55I'm not saying there's children watching this programme.
40:58Ready now for Nell Gwynn, take one.
41:06This is the legendary story of Nell Gwynn
41:10and King Charles II.
41:11Second, I am the Chancellor, Lord Farquhar.
41:18I've dreaded saying that all day.
41:25Well done, well done.
41:27King Charles, you look more like a Cocker Spaniel.
41:30Your Majesty, or may I call you Madge?
41:34Go on, go on.
41:35Male.
41:36Male?
41:36You're the male.
41:40Silence.
41:40Good, right.
41:41This is a day for merrymaking,
41:43for lovemaking,
41:45a day for bunting and frolics.
41:51I'm glad I didn't get that line.
41:54But, go on.
41:55But, Crithy, where's my mistress?
41:57Where's my Nellie?
41:58Oranges!
41:59Lovely oranges!
42:00Oh, she's here, Si.
42:01Quick, jump on the bed, you know?
42:03How she hates to be kept waiting.
42:05There we are, get ready for it.
42:06Nellie!
42:07Oh, look out, look out for it.
42:09Oh, Charlie!
42:11Yay!
42:13Hold on, mind his big toe.
42:19He must be Charles II, he's definitely not the first.
42:23Yeah, the bed's not been turned down, mind you.
42:25I don't think she has either.
42:27Look, get off, get off, get off here.
42:30Sire, you have guests arriving.
42:32Now, read the line.
42:32I've got a beautiful gown for you to wear tonight.
42:36I'm throwing a ball.
42:37Okay, are we going to throw a ball?
42:39Throw it out there.
42:46Now then, hunk.
42:49Methinks I hear Henrietta,
42:51the chambermaid approaching.
42:53I should tidy the bed.
42:54No!
43:00Careful, dear.
43:01Come on.
43:04Just a bit strong.
43:08Your next line's on my sleeve, my dear.
43:10Oh, Lord, my Lord!
43:12Oh, Farquhar!
43:15That's nice.
43:15Go on, carry on.
43:16Alone at last.
43:17Go on.
43:18That's it, dear.
43:21All right.
43:22Okay, I hope you haven't put syrup on the throne.
43:26Look, just a minute.
43:27Your line's on your duster, dear.
43:28Dust don't love me.
43:30I dust, I dust.
43:31Yeah, well, keep dusting it.
43:32Dust under the bed.
43:34Your line's on the floor, dear.
43:35On the floor.
43:36The line there, yes.
43:37There's something under the bed!
43:39Well, of course there is.
43:40You've heard of the royal wee.
43:43Oh, look.
43:43Put it down, put it down.
43:44Come on, look, come on.
43:45There's your line.
43:46Let me, let me.
43:46Let me wear it.
43:49I shall be your queen.
43:51It's beautiful.
43:52It's glittering.
43:54It's treason.
43:56It's your wife!
44:01I'm undone.
44:02What are you grabbing her for?
44:03She's yours.
44:03She's mine.
44:04Go on.
44:05Go on.
44:05Oh, come on.
44:07Come on, I'm undone.
44:08We know you're undone.
44:10You have faint on the bed.
44:13And you, dear, jump on there as well.
44:14Jump on there as well, you see.
44:15Now, look, your lines are on the ceiling, okay?
44:18Which way up you're getting that?
44:21Your lines, you see, this is what all the film stars do when they do the bedroom scenes,
44:25you see.
44:26Money for an old rope while they lay there.
44:28Now, away you go.
44:29Go on.
44:29It's only me, the chambermaid, Henrietta.
44:32Forgive me.
44:33Oh, forgive her, Charlie.
44:35Oh, I'm undone.
44:37We know you're undone.
44:39Do yourself up.
44:40Go on.
44:40Oh, your royal highness.
44:42I am beside myself.
44:43I should have another look if I were you.
44:45Go on.
44:46Of course I forgive her.
44:48Oh, Joe.
44:49Oh, of course I forgive her.
44:51Be careful.
44:53You pressure jaffers.
44:54Now, look at that.
44:55Get off.
44:56Get off.
44:57You'll turn this into an ex-certificate.
44:59We'll have to do the song.
45:01And we know you're undone, but sing up as loud as you can.
45:03Now, I guess the tune in there, we all know this song.
45:06We all know it.
45:06Right, here we go.
45:07Come on, nice and close.
45:08There's a girl who's bound to win.
45:12Nellie Gwynn.
45:14Sweet Nellie Gwynn.
45:18Right.
45:20We all know where she's been.
45:23Nellie Gwynn.
45:24Sweet Nellie Gwynn.
45:27Well, yes, right.
45:28I sell jaffers in the square.
45:31And she's got a lovely purse.
45:34She's got a short mouth out.
45:37She's the king's desire.
45:39He loves her.
45:41Nellie Gwynn.
45:44Sweet Nellie Gwynn.
45:47Well done.
45:58Now, do yourself up and get over there.
46:02But very glad you did.
46:03OK.
46:04Are the other couple ready?
46:06Marvellous.
46:06We're ready now for Nell Gwynn, take two.
46:10When I'm still Lord Farquhar, it's my own fault.
46:16I didn't turn up for rehearsal.
46:18Now, I'm awaiting the arrival of his majesty.
46:21May Clayton, King Charles, aye, aye.
46:22King Charles, aye, aye.
46:29That's King Charles II.
46:31It's...
46:32Oh, I see.
46:37Well, it's King Charles with highlights.
46:40Do you crave an audience?
46:43Yeah, I'm fed up with this a lot.
46:47Farquhar, this is a day for wild, passionate lovemaking.
46:51For whiskey has made me frisky.
46:53Sherry has made me merry.
46:54Yeah, and you've been on the brandy as well, haven't you?
46:58Go on.
46:59Oh, Prithy, where's my Nellie?
47:00Nellie!
47:01Orangies!
47:02Lovely oranges!
47:03There she is now.
47:04I hope you've had enough brandy.
47:05You know what she's like.
47:06Get on there.
47:07OK, Nellie.
47:08Here she comes.
47:09Charlie!
47:11Oh, Charlie!
47:16Just a minute.
47:17Just a minute.
47:18You've got to give him a line to say.
47:19You've got a line to say.
47:20I'll give him a line.
47:21What do you say?
47:22How did you get to Buckland Palace?
47:24Well, you're over the wall like everybody else.
47:27Who wants to pay eight quid?
47:30Well, I asked.
47:31Yes!
47:32Yes!
47:33Yes!
47:34No!
47:36No, she's away again.
47:38Look, I'm sorry to interrupt you while you're eating.
47:42I want what I want when I want it.
47:45Well, you'll get what you'll get when you'll get it.
47:48Go on.
47:48Guys!
47:49Tell me what have you bought me for my birthday.
47:51Go on, then.
47:52I've brought you a apple white for your drawing room.
47:55I think you'd prefer to have a chip and a half or a bedroom.
47:58Get off your bed, you have guests arriving, sire.
48:01Quick, here's your line, and I have got...
48:03I've got you a beautiful gown to wear tonight.
48:06Yes.
48:06Go on, go on, go on.
48:07I'm having a bit of do.
48:09No, you're having a big do.
48:12Got to fix that.
48:14Right.
48:14There's someone approaching.
48:16Hark!
48:21Hark again!
48:23What do you think this is, casualty?
48:26Henry, enter the chambermaid.
48:28I must tidy the bed.
48:29Where are you going?
48:35I'm over here for that much time.
48:39Don!
48:41Be careful, for goodness sake.
48:43What's up with you?
48:44It's Ken Don in drag.
48:46Your next line's on my sleeve.
48:48Here.
48:48I'm here.
48:49I love you.
48:50I love you.
48:51You silly.
48:52Fuck.
48:53What?
48:57Is she allowed to say that?
49:07Oh, no, dear.
49:09You jump on the bed and you have your weight.
49:13No, I think you'd better go first.
49:16Come on.
49:17You'll go.
49:23It'll soon be your go.
49:26Oh, no.
49:28Oh, God.
49:31Here's your line, here.
49:32Here's your line.
49:34Oh, it's too...
49:35Oh, God, it's that small.
49:36We can't breathe it.
49:37There we are.
49:37I've been...
49:38I've been mopping for you.
49:42No, you've been mopping for me.
49:45Get you...
49:46God love it.
49:47You've been mopping for me.
49:48We'll mop under the bed.
49:50No, look at the lines under the bed there.
49:52Oh, just a minute.
49:53Just a minute.
49:54Oh.
49:56This will be...
49:57This will be a good part for her.
49:58She's from Poland.
50:04I just thought of that.
50:05We've got a joke.
50:07Will you let go?
50:09Now, we've got a joke here, okay?
50:11I'll say the first line.
50:12You do it to the back there.
50:14Where's the chambermaid?
50:15Stock-on-Trent.
50:20That's all right.
50:21We'll get a bit of laugh in there.
50:22Don't worry.
50:23Do it again.
50:24And I promise you we'll get a bit of laugh.
50:26Where's the chambermaid?
50:28Stock-on-Trent.
50:29Oh, look.
50:39Oh, look.
50:40Oh, look.
50:40Oh, look.
50:41What's inside the royal crown?
50:42Come on.
50:42Let me try it on.
50:43Go on.
50:44Let me try it on.
50:44You say that.
50:45Let me try it on.
50:47Oh, very nice.
50:48You're a sex man.
50:49Oh, beautiful.
50:51Beautiful.
50:51Now, go on.
50:52It's beautiful.
50:53It's beautiful.
50:55It's glittering.
50:56It's...
50:57But...
50:58What?
50:59No, I'm Bruce, dear.
51:00I'm Bruce.
51:02Bruce?
51:02No, no, no.
51:03It's treason.
51:03Yeah, but I say that line.
51:05It's my line.
51:08Please, can I have a line, please?
51:10It's treason.
51:14It's treason.
51:16It's your wife.
51:17Oh, look.
51:21What's your line?
51:23I'm undone.
51:24I'm undone.
51:25You look a bit overdone to me.
51:27Have you got panties to match?
51:28Oh, don't.
51:30Now, faint on the bed after that.
51:32Faint on the bed.
51:33And you come out here, my darling, and let me lift you up.
51:35Get you on the bed here.
51:37That's it, love.
51:39No, just get the other way.
51:40Where could you get up here a bit?
51:41Come on.
51:42Come on.
51:43No.
51:44I don't get any extra for this.
51:46It's not the same day.
51:48It's only me.
51:49It's only me.
51:50The chambermaid.
51:54Forgive me.
51:56Oh, forgive me, Charlie.
51:58I am undone.
51:59I am undone.
52:00Yeah, I think this sketch is overdone, if you ask me.
52:03Oh, your Royal Highness, I am beside myself.
52:07Oh, not any more.
52:08Make room for me.
52:10Oh, my God.
52:21I have to do that rotten song again.
52:24Come over here.
52:25You all right?
52:26There we are.
52:27Nice and close.
52:28And Nellie Dean, this is.
52:29Everybody knows Nellie Dean.
52:31The Ukrainian version.
52:34There's a girl who's bound to win.
52:38Nellie Dean.
52:41Sweet Nellie Dean.
52:43And we all know where she's been.
52:47Nellie Dean.
52:48Sweet Nellie Dean.
52:51Sweet Nellie Dean.
52:55Lovely oranges I sell.
52:59And they're nice to squeeze as well.
53:03She's the king's desire.
53:06He loves her.
53:08Nellie Dean.
53:10Sweet Nellie Dean.
53:14Oh, thank you.
53:28Come over here.
53:29Okay, come over here.
53:30Just stay right there.
53:31That's fine.
53:32That's marvellous.
53:33Okay, in you come.
53:34That's lovely.
53:35Well, you were all so...
53:36And you ladies, you were so...
53:38Get off!
53:38Get out of here!
53:39Right, to judge this, that lovely actress with a string of successes to her name.
53:47It's such a pleasure to welcome to our show, Miss Nicola Padgett.
53:57Thank you for being here.
53:59And you know, I'm so pleased to meet you because we've never met before and I've admired you so much.
54:05I really have.
54:06But you've done so many lovely things, but of course, Bit of Ado was a marvellous, marvellous show.
54:12And working with David Jason must have been really something.
54:15Yeah, it was like Telly used to be with a really good story.
54:17All right, my lad.
54:18Well, you're going to judge us, so who are you going to start with?
54:21I think Katie and Alan.
54:24I think you were bold and uninhibited and you've got a lovely singing voice.
54:28And you were very aristocratic and very laid back and very singly.
54:32Yeah, and I think, Marika, I think you were wonderfully brave and you were wonderfully sincere.
54:40And I think you should get, you should get 18 and you should get 19.
54:44No, you're so proud, so proud, so proud.
54:49Thank you very much.
54:52Thank you very much.
54:54It's been lovely to meet you.
54:55I know you are.
54:56Thank you, Nicola Padgett.
54:57There we are.
54:58Look at all.
54:59And we're sorry to lose you.
55:02We really are.
55:03But it was very, very close indeed.
55:05And you each get a Generation Game telephone answering machine and also a pocket-coloured television each.
55:11Thank you for being such an important part of the show.
55:14All right?
55:14Away you go over there.
55:15All right.
55:16Now, the Remember Box.
55:18The Remember Box.
55:19Come on.
55:20This is a big thing.
55:21OK, here you go.
55:22Very lovely.
55:23The Remember Box.
55:24Take the doors away, please.
55:27Lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
55:30Have a real good look.
55:31Look out for the tricky ones.
55:32They're more valuable than they look.
55:34You've got 40 seconds for this.
55:35Good luck.
55:36Your 40 seconds starts now.
55:39On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a case of champagne, a suitcase, a selection of preserves,
55:44a lovely silk shirt, a tea set, a cooked chicken, an accordless phone, a portable computer game,
55:54a pile of oranges, a slow cooker, an electric typewriter, some pasta dishes, oh!
56:03A silk scarf, a cordless iron, six champagne flutes, a selection of talking books, some potpourri
56:12pots, a brass desk lamp, and a pair of candlesticks.
56:18Yes!
56:18Lovely, lovely, lovely.
56:20Good.
56:20Now keep thinking.
56:23There you are.
56:24Come on, where'd you go?
56:25Now sit yourselves down.
56:26OK, sit yourselves down.
56:28That's fine.
56:29Where are you?
56:30Right.
56:31Good.
56:31Now then, you're going to have another 40 seconds to remember everything, and whatever
56:35you remember, you'll take home with you tonight.
56:37Now you'll get the first 20 seconds, OK?
56:40And when you hear a funny noise, you'll take the last 20 seconds.
56:43OK, good luck again for this part.
56:45Your 40 seconds starts now.
56:47Champagne.
56:48Champagne.
56:48Chicken.
56:49Oranges.
56:50Oranges.
56:51Err.
56:53Suitcase.
56:54Suitcase, good.
56:55Coffee set.
56:56Coffee set.
56:57Coffee set.
56:57Phone.
56:58Yes.
56:58Preservatives.
56:59That's it.
57:00Preservatives.
57:01Shared.
57:02Shared.
57:03Telephone.
57:03Telephone, yes, good.
57:05Err, a cooker.
57:07Yes.
57:08And when you go.
57:09Err, computer.
57:10Err, computers, yes.
57:11Err.
57:12Thai writer.
57:13Thai writer.
57:13Err, flutes.
57:15Don't forget the company talk.
57:16Err, company toy.
57:17That's it, right.
57:18Err, that's it.
57:19Lamp.
57:20Lamp.
57:20Err, candle sticks.
57:22Yes, good.
57:23Nothing.
57:23And the desk lamp.
57:24The desk lamp.
57:25The desk lamp.
57:26Some talking books.
57:27Yes, oh, didn't they do well?
57:30Yes, come on, out you come.
57:32Out you come here.
57:34You did so well.
57:38So well.
57:39So well.
57:40So well.
57:41And I'm glad you've got the cooked chicken, because the cooked chicken is the latest microcombi
57:46oven.
57:47What about that?
57:48Oh.
57:49And the pile of oranges is a fabulous holiday for four to Seville.
57:55All right.
57:56Do you have a good time?
57:58You are.
57:59There we are.
58:00There we are.
58:01I've raised with myself and everyone, and I do mean everyone.
58:05Bye for now.
58:06See you next week.
58:07Be there.
58:08Bye.
58:09Bye.
58:16Bye.
58:18Bye.
58:22Bye.
58:32Bye.
58:33Bye.
58:38I want to play the game with you
58:44Oh, that's great.

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