- 05/06/2025
Bad Girls 1999 S08E11
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00:00Do you want to?
00:05I know I do.
00:11Julie's.
00:13I reckon we need to talk, yeah?
00:15You're pregnant.
00:17What?
00:22We'll have a baby.
00:30Rest in shit, you bitch.
01:00Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.
01:17Come in.
01:18I'm just catching up with some last-minute wrapping.
01:23I have to get out the way quick in our house or the missus goes looking for what I've got.
01:26No wonder the baby Jesus was born in Bethlehem and not Bethlehem or Green.
01:31Three kings would have had no chance of following that star for flaming rain clouds.
01:36Can rain or shine for all I care.
01:39Once today's shift's over, me and Sandy are going to settle in with half a dozen boxes of Hungarian red and a ten-pound bird,
01:45and we are not shifting till Boxing Day's done.
01:48Bloody bliss.
01:49Looks like you've had the same idea.
01:51I'm having Bobby Darin over for Christmas lunch.
01:54I thought you two weren't talking.
01:55Well, you rang me, wanted to make up.
01:57Tis Christmas, after all, and I know we'll have a lovely time.
02:02Just have to get through the next eight hours, then.
02:04With Masterton away and me as acting wing governor, what can go wrong?
02:11Green now, do you?
02:13These are seeing more Christmases than Bing Crosby.
02:16They were drained off.
02:17A bit worse for wear, aren't they?
02:19Still brightens the place up a bit, though.
02:20Oh, bloody hell.
02:24Has it come to this?
02:26Come on, I don't like much of a tree, but it's still Christmas.
02:28Yes, and look why we're spending it.
02:30There was a time for us when Christmas meant snow-white beaches, and Rudy wasn't a bloody reindeer.
02:36Yes, and he came more than once a year.
02:38Came more than once a night, actually.
02:40Just because you ain't snobbing it up on the Costa del Racket, I don't mean to say you can't have no festive spirit.
02:46That's the problem, isn't it?
02:48There's no festive bloody spirit.
02:50We don't need a drink to enjoy ourselves.
02:52I've got my son David coming, and baby is shanty, ain't we, Joe?
02:56Yeah.
02:59And he's bringing his wife, don't forget.
03:01Maybe I could do with a drink, after all.
03:12You all right?
03:13Bloody hell!
03:15What, do you want a baby called Noel?
03:16There's a love a month, yeah?
03:19Merry Christmas.
03:21Oh, cheers.
03:22Listen, how do you fancy a romantic meal for two during Evening Association?
03:25I've got it all sorted.
03:27A little Christmas picnic, up in the laundry, we're nowhere and find us.
03:29Oh, hello, Mr. Donny.
03:32Cool.
03:33You doing anything nice for Christmas?
03:34Yeah, looking after you lot.
03:37You working?
03:37Yeah, of course.
03:39There's less people who want to kill each other in Baghdad than round my mum's for Christmas.
03:46What is that smell?
03:47That'll be the bleeding drain, they must be blocked.
03:50Yeah, well, we can't get anyone out till after Boxing Day.
03:52Sorry.
03:55Smelly Christmas to you and all, eh?
03:59It's late night, David.
04:07He's always here for start of visiting.
04:09Well, trouble is he ain't on his own now.
04:12Going down to the shops to the Littland's like packing for a fortnight's holiday, don't you remember?
04:17David.
04:18Oh, sorry I'm late, Mum.
04:20Oh, he didn't.
04:20Oh, he didn't.
04:21Hey, how did you?
04:22No.
04:25Where's the Lishanti?
04:27And Fidelity?
04:28Oh, I'm sorry, Mum.
04:30The Shanti's got a bit of a cold.
04:32Fidelity didn't think it was a good idea to bring her.
04:35Poor little Mike.
04:36Like I thought, no chance of getting anyone to look at the drains till after Christmas.
04:45Don't worry about it.
04:47A bit of stink never hurt anyone.
04:50Are you coming to the ball tonight?
04:51No, I think I'll give it a miss.
04:53Oh, come on, it'd be a laugh.
04:54No, I've got no one to go with.
04:55Besides, I've got other plans.
05:00Hello?
05:01Sandy!
05:02I was just telling Donnie he's got to come tonight.
05:04Did you pick your dress up?
05:10What are you talking about?
05:20Well, what's happened?
05:22She's left us.
05:25Are they laying anything special on here for you this year?
05:29Oh, I suppose it'd be the same as usual.
05:31Bar a side above the screws.
05:33Yeah, I doubt they'll be wrapping it this year, though.
05:35They reckon they're so short-starved.
05:37And they serve us Christmas dinner?
05:39Yeah, it's always worth a gig, isn't it?
05:40Just to see how much they ate it.
05:42We have a good time, though, don't we, Jew?
05:44It's nice, you're surrounded by all your mates.
05:50One of these days, you'll be able to spend Christmas with us, Mum.
05:54And you too, aren't you, Jew?
05:55That'd be lovely.
05:56You'd better check with Fidelity first.
05:58I doubt she'll want a couple of old legs around her Christmas tree.
06:00Mum, what'd you say that for?
06:05Just a feeling.
06:08Control to golf one.
06:09Golf one over.
06:11Mum, you've got a visitor.
06:12Oh, thanks.
06:13I'll be right there.
06:15All right, time's up.
06:17Oh, come on, Mrs. Ollenby.
06:18We haven't had our foul yet.
06:20Think yourselves lucky you've had that.
06:22I'm short-staffed.
06:23So jingle bells out of it.
06:24Come on.
06:25Unless he's screwed.
06:26He's a bloke.
06:27That's enough of your lip.
06:30I'd better be getting back anyway, Mum.
06:33Give a shanty little kiss from you, won't you?
06:36I will.
06:38And you're wrong about Fidelity, Mum.
06:43If you say so.
06:44Come on, let's have you.
06:45Yeah.
06:51Bye, darling.
06:52Bobby Darin.
07:10What a lovely surprise.
07:15How'd you like my new office?
07:17It's nothing more than you deserve.
07:19This acting business is only a formality.
07:22The powers that be know the kind of job I've done since Lou Stoke left.
07:26I'm sure they do.
07:28Now, listen, Mum.
07:28I wanted to have a word with you about tomorrow.
07:30You can still make it, can't you?
07:32Oh, Bobby Darin, I've been so looking forward to it.
07:35Don't worry, Mum.
07:36I wanted to invite you round to my place instead.
07:38But I've got everything in.
07:40Well, take it to mine.
07:41I'll do the work.
07:42You can put your feet up.
07:44Well, if you're sure.
07:45Of course.
07:46It'll give you a chance to get to know Brian.
07:48I thought it'd be just us.
07:54The thing is, Mum, he's pretty special.
07:58Look, I might as well tell you.
08:02We're going to get married.
08:04You can't marry him.
08:06He's a man.
08:06Well, call it a civil partnership, whatever.
08:08The point is, we want to be together.
08:11Just like you and Dad did.
08:13It's nothing like your father and me.
08:16We were man and woman.
08:17What we had was blessed.
08:20You and this Brian.
08:22It's unnatural.
08:24I thought you'd understand by now.
08:26God, you've had long enough to get used to the idea.
08:28Well, I haven't.
08:30I don't know where you get it from.
08:31There's never been anything like it in the family before.
08:34Oh, for Christ's sake.
08:35Do you think I'm gay because I picked it up off some toilet seat?
08:37Of course not.
08:38It's just that when you were little,
08:41I thought one day your kiddies would sit around my Christmas tree
08:45opening presents from their grandma.
08:48Never mind what makes me happy.
08:52Being with another man.
08:54How can that make you happy?
08:56Do you really want me to tell you?
09:01Right.
09:03Well, it looks like it'll just be me and Brian for lunch tomorrow, then, won't it?
09:08At least there won't be a row over who wants the turkey legs.
09:20Shelly ain't got a cold.
09:21That stuck-up bitchy Murray didn't want him bringing her in here.
09:24Oh, you don't know that. Not for sure.
09:25Joe, David can't lie to save his life.
09:28What great bleeding Christmas this is turning into.
09:30Joe, give him a ring and make it up.
09:33How come everyone's back already?
09:35Leaving body bag called time early.
09:37Right. I want everyone's attention.
09:39Listen to me.
09:40How come visiting's been cut short?
09:42Because we're understaffed.
09:43Regulations state that without the full complement of offices to supervise,
09:47inmates must be confined to their cells.
09:52Why are you proposing to lock us up?
09:54I can't change the rules.
09:56Now, just get on with it.
09:58The two Julie's will bring your dinner to your cells.
10:00This is bollocks.
10:02It's just so the screws can have a piss-up.
10:04Keep it buttoned, Kerrigan.
10:06I'm not in the mood for any troublemaking.
10:08You're the one causing all the trouble.
10:10It's Christmas, and you're banging us up for no reason.
10:13And I'm banging you up right now.
10:16Down the block with us.
10:20At least I don't have to listen to any more sodding carols.
10:22Two Julie's, get into the servery.
10:25The rest of you, get into your cells, or it's Christmas down the block!
10:30It's all up to do with it!
10:33We've got Christmas!
10:34We've got Christmas!
10:35Oh, thank you, Ben!
10:39So that was my picnic, then.
10:41I'm really sorry.
10:42It's all right.
10:43It's not local.
10:43It's all right.
10:43What on earth do you think you're doing?
11:08It might be Christmas, but I'm not having my staff rolling round the wing drunk.
11:13Now, take it easy, Sylve.
11:14Sandra's just left her.
11:16Oh, I see.
11:17Well, I'm sorry.
11:19We've been together for ten years.
11:23We did everything together.
11:25Then she rings us up out the blue.
11:28She's been shagging that Lisa Mayford, that dyke screw-off D-wing, behind me back and gone off with her.
11:34Well, I suppose it's better to know.
11:37Do you know how hard it is to find a woman like Sandy?
11:42We're near each other and side out.
11:45I think you'd better just sit quietly for a while.
11:48I need to pay a call.
11:49I need to pay a call.
12:03In there.
12:16It was in there.
12:21It's not in there.
12:23It was sticking out of the pan like in a hammer horror.
12:26Well, it ain't there now, Mace.
12:27You know?
12:29I know what I saw.
12:30But where on earth did it come from?
12:36Oh, Lord.
12:37That's where the smell must be coming from.
12:39The smell from the drains.
12:41Sorry, Miss?
12:42The drains.
12:45What if there's a dead body in the drains?
12:48Dead body, Miss?
12:49But where else did a rotting hand in the toilet come from?
12:52Calm down, Mrs. Ollenby.
12:54No use getting overexcited.
12:55You don't want to go setting off no false alarms over nothing now, do you?
12:58You only haven't just been promoted and that.
13:01Yeah.
13:02You've been feeling all right, have you, Miss?
13:04And I have got one of my heads coming on.
13:07I took a couple of painkillers.
13:09Bad headaches.
13:11They could sometimes play havoc with your eyes.
13:13Maybe you should see if all this rain don't wash away the blockage
13:16and get rid of the smell as well.
13:18Meanwhile, you take yourself off home.
13:21You look done in, Miss.
13:22You do.
13:22What am I going to do, Donny?
13:36I don't know.
13:38I'll tell you what, if someone left me on Christmas Eve,
13:40I'd make sure they never saw how it hurt me.
13:42I'd be out living it up.
13:43Sandy will be going to the ball tonight.
13:46Her and Lisa bastard Mayford.
13:48No, then go.
13:49I'll take you if you like.
13:50You?
13:52Yeah.
13:54Thanks, Donny.
13:55No offence, but if I turned up with a bloke,
13:58Sandy and her bitch would laugh their heads off.
14:11Oh, that's better.
14:13Why don't you ask Sylvia?
14:15Ask me what?
14:16If you want to go to the ball with us tonight
14:18and help us show Sandy that I don't give a monkey's.
14:21And give people the idea that I'm...
14:24I really don't think so.
14:30I only asked you to go to the dance with us, Sylvia.
14:33Not to bloody bed.
14:38She only wanted your support.
14:39A very merry Christmas this is going to be.
14:48I reckon Hollenby's trying to choke us to death as a Christmas present to herself.
14:52Jesus, Bev, press the bell.
15:03Oh, my God!
15:06Oh, for goodness sake.
15:13Whatever happens to peace on earth.
15:16Come on, hurry.
15:24I'm warning you two.
15:26If you're playing me up,
15:28you'll be spending Christmas next to Kerrigan down the block.
15:31Oh, flaming Nora!
15:36I never thought I'd be so pleased to see you, Mrs. Holden.
15:39What in the world happened?
15:41Just blew up.
15:43Julie's?
15:44What, miss?
15:45I need you to clean this up.
15:47Toilet's overflowed.
15:48No, no, miss.
15:48That's a specialist job.
15:49It's Christmas Eve.
15:51The specialists are all at their firm's parties,
15:54lucky so-and-sos.
15:55Come on, it's up to you.
16:07Here.
16:08What do you think?
16:10Christmassy, isn't it?
16:12No, it's cram.
16:15Oh, come on.
16:17Ain't my fault you've got gut rot.
16:19Yeah, teen, it is.
16:21You're dodgy mince pies.
16:25You've, um...
16:27You've wet yourself.
16:29No?
16:32Oh.
16:33I feel it coming on.
16:36It's these stomach cramps.
16:38Here.
16:41Let's get you sorted out.
16:43Thanks, teen.
16:49Yeah, do you reckon body bag ready, so-so-late?
16:52I don't know.
16:52I mean, this ain't natural, is it?
16:56Toilet's coughing up crap,
16:57the old place stinging like a shit pit.
17:02Suppose she was right.
17:04There's a body blocking up the drains.
17:07What?
17:08You mean Buxton?
17:10Yeah, well...
17:12What's left of her anyway?
17:14I know.
17:15I've been thinking the same thing.
17:17I mean, once Christmas is over,
17:18they're bound to send someone down there and...
17:20and if they did,
17:21and it is her,
17:23there's still no way they could ever make out
17:25it was us and Pat what put her there.
17:29Is it?
17:31What, they ain't gonna think she got over the wall
17:32like she's supposed to have
17:33and then fell down a bleeding manhole, are they?
17:36Oh.
17:37Got the old bit of tear the place apart
17:38till they get her name.
17:39Come on, I wish Pat went down the block.
17:41Oh, me too.
17:44It's up to us, Stu.
17:48We're gonna have to do something.
17:54Sorry for the inconvenience, girls.
17:56Just carry on as you were.
17:59We've bought our own entertainment.
18:01Oh, quite.
18:01I'll get some cups.
18:02Oh, steady on.
18:04We risk Christmas and New Year down the block
18:07liberating this from the PO's office.
18:09She who dares wines.
18:11Cheers.
18:13Well, Merry Christmas to you and all.
18:16You ain't having any of our mince pies then.
18:18No.
18:19You don't want them, girls.
18:20They're poisoned.
18:22They haven't made me sick.
18:23What's wrong with her?
18:25She pissed herself earlier.
18:27Oh, charming bedfellows.
18:29Janine, are you sure it was piss?
18:40Boy, I ain't shat myself, if that's what you think.
18:42Whole place stinks.
18:44Ah, that's not what I meant.
18:46How long have you been having these pains?
18:49Oh, it's not the baby, Bev.
18:50Ain't you for another month?
18:53Oh, you don't mean she's coming into labour.
18:56Oh!
18:56Tina, press the alarm.
18:59Oh!
19:07I don't think I'm having any more of your fun and games.
19:10You've got another thing coming.
19:19That would have been a lot better with this than us.
19:22If it didn't do it.
19:23Well, I don't know if that way.
19:28Don't look like there's enough room for the back of us.
19:33Should be tossed for it.
19:36You've got a coin.
19:42Got a button.
19:44Flat side or round?
19:45Round.
19:56Oh, well.
19:57It was turning into a shitty Christmas anyway.
20:03Oh, no, darling.
20:04Just keep breathing.
20:05Keep breathing.
20:06Just let it happen.
20:07Just like blowing out a candle.
20:08You can do that, can't you?
20:11No, just try and keep calm.
20:14Well, that's easy for you to say.
20:16You're not having your baby delivered by a pair of bleeding booze heads.
20:19Oh, gratitude indeed.
20:20We could leave you two to your own devices.
20:23And what part have you been playing in the proceedings?
20:25Moral support.
20:26Oh, she's bleeding.
20:32What's wrong?
20:34Nothing, darling.
20:37I don't want to lose my baby.
20:40Lose your baby?
20:41I don't.
20:42Bev's done this dozens of times before.
20:47Really?
20:48Yes.
20:49Before she ended up in Spain, Bev was a midwife, weren't you?
20:53Were you?
20:54Yes, yes, that's right.
20:56Now, don't you worry.
20:57You're just going to be fine.
20:59I promise.
21:04Joe?
21:06You all right down there?
21:14Joe!
21:17I'm okay.
21:19Will you be careful?
21:20Now, push, Janine!
21:47I can't.
21:52Look, you have to.
21:53We've got to get the baby out as quickly as we can.
21:56Can't you just pull it out?
21:58It's a baby, Tina, not a catapulting drain pipe.
22:01Now, push, Janine!
22:03I can't.
22:04It hurts too much.
22:07What you need is a little anaesthetic.
22:09What are you doing?
22:11What are you doing?
22:11Well, if you haven't got a bottle of gas and air, some supermarket malt will have to do.
22:16Here.
22:18Now, push!
22:20Push, Janine!
22:22Come on, Janine!
22:22Push!
22:22Then, come on, you're wearing a bucket.
22:29Oh, come on.
22:31It is too light.
22:33Oh, no.
22:33One.
22:34Oh, no.
22:41Come on.
22:44Come on.
22:45Oh, no.
22:50No.
22:50Oh, my God.
23:20Come on, you're doing fine, Janine.
23:46Come on, come on, come on, come on.
23:50Come on, come on, come on, come on.
23:52Come on, come on, come on.
23:56Oh, I can see it.
23:58Oh, God, you're nearly there.
24:00Now, pause.
24:01Oh, Jesus.
24:02Oh, no.
24:04Oh, oh, oh.
24:07No, I think it's a little girl.
24:10Oh, no.
24:12Oh, no.
24:14Oh, no.
24:16Oh, no.
24:24Oh, what the?
24:26Oh, no.
24:27I'm dying.
24:28Oh, my God.
24:34What?
24:36I need medical attention on G-Wing.
24:38Now.
24:39Oh, it's not making any noise.
24:41Oh, it's not making any noise.
24:45Oh, no.
24:55Oh, no.
24:57I don't know.
25:27Oh, for goodness sake.
25:47Yes? Now what?
25:52What's all the fuss about?
25:53Do you mean when it's a premature labour and nearly lost a baby because of you?
25:58I don't see how I had anything to do with it.
26:06Because you banged her up and someone in the office turned the alarms off.
26:09I think you ought to be careful about what you're suggesting.
26:12And lots of women have premature births. It's hardly worth a song and dance.
26:16She could have died. The baby's still mine. You don't give a toss, do you?
26:20How dare you? I probably care a dance like more than she does.
26:24What?
26:25Do you think she'll want to be tied down by a child after she's done her time? I've seen it all before.
26:30Her baby will be straight onto the social services adoption books. The second is out of her incubator.
26:35You heartless bitch.
26:37That's it. I've had enough of your insolence. You're suspended.
26:41Good. You can shove it up your fat arse.
26:44I don't know what's got into you. Throwing away your job over some brainless slapper.
26:49Yeah. Who's just had my kid.
26:51You silly boy.
26:55Yeah, well, at least I'm not so bitter and twisted I hate everyone on the planet and everyone hates me.
27:00I mean, where's your kids this Christmas, Sylph?
27:02Merry Christmas to you and all.
27:09You weren't really a midwife, were you, Bev?
27:11Well, I think I did a bloody good job all the same.
27:15You did seem to suggest you weren't a complete stranger to the maternity ward.
27:26Did I?
27:29In all these years, you've never mentioned you had a baby.
27:37Well, it was a long time ago and I don't think about it much.
27:45Apart from Christmas.
28:15Here, let's go.
28:24Here, let's go.
28:40Let's go.
29:10Let's go.
29:40Let's go.
29:42Through the wall.
29:44I'll call the police.
29:48Coppers won't do you any good.
29:50You better try Ghostbusters.
29:52Oh, come on, Sylph.
29:54Surely it's obvious even to an old bint like you.
29:58My ghost.
30:00Don't be ridiculous.
30:04You're not even dead.
30:06You escaped.
30:08Oh, I'm dead, all right.
30:10It's me stinking out the drains in Larkhall.
30:12And now here I am.
30:14Your very own bad Santa.
30:16You like the gear?
30:18This is a nightmare.
30:20Don't worry, Sylph.
30:22I'm not here to hurt you.
30:24I'm actually here to give you a pat on the back.
30:26What are you talking about?
30:28We've got a lot in common, me and you.
30:30We're both a pair of evil cows.
30:32I'm nothing like you.
30:34You reckon?
30:36You look like one evil bitch to me.
30:38Carry on the way you are.
30:40You'll do a great job running the wing.
30:44Hey.
30:45Maybe we could run it together.
30:47No.
30:48What?
30:49Still don't think you've got it in you?
30:53Come on.
30:54I'll show you.
30:56I'm not going anywhere with you.
31:10Bobby Darren.
31:31He can't hear you.
31:34He's too interested in the telly.
31:36Oh, cheers, Bob.
31:40Horrible, isn't it?
31:43But then he is your son.
31:45Couldn't expect him to turn out normal, could you?
31:48Oh, he's gonna burn in hell all right.
31:52Happy Christmas.
31:54I'm sorry about your mum.
31:55I was looking forward to meeting her.
31:57Oh, she's a bigoted old bag.
31:58Always has been.
31:59How could you say such a thing?
32:02True though, isn't it?
32:04I don't blame you.
32:06They're filth.
32:07How the two of us put up with all those dykes on G-Wing for so long, I don't know.
32:14It's not only the Konzo, is it?
32:16Come on.
32:17We're not finished yet.
32:18Where are we?
32:19Who's that?
32:20The thought of a screw crying always puts a smile on my face.
32:25Her partner left her today.
32:26Went off with another woman.
32:28Well, what do you know?
32:29Can't even realize she's in the head.
32:30The thought of a screw crying always puts a smile on my face.
32:34Her partner left her today.
32:35Went off with another woman.
32:38What do you know?
32:40The thought of a screw crying always puts a smile on my face.
32:48Her partner left her today.
32:51Went off with another woman.
32:52Well, what do you know?
32:54Can't even rely on a minge muncher.
32:56Must you be so vile?
32:59Me?
33:00You were the one that kicked her in the teeth when she needed a friend.
33:0624-karat evil.
33:07That's you, Syl.
33:08Ralph, should you have a look?
33:18What's going on?
33:21It's Christmas, of course.
33:23They're celebrating.
33:28Not like this.
33:33Not in my prison.
33:36No, you're right.
33:37No one gets that happy just because it's Christmas.
33:41Not in Larko anyway.
33:43They must be celebrating something else.
33:46You see, body bag?
33:48I think the true test of just how evil you are is just how much everybody hates you.
33:56That smell!
34:01Must be the drains playing up again.
34:04Maybe there's something else rotting down there.
34:08Wanna go see?
34:09Where am I?
34:18In the drains under Larko.
34:21We've come to see what's stinking the prisoner.
34:24No.
34:25No, I don't want to see.
34:27No, you never do.
34:28But this time, we've got no choice.
34:35No.
34:36No, please.
34:37Don't.
34:45No.
34:45People hate you even more than they hated me.
34:51That's pretty impressive.
34:53Is that what's going to happen to me?
34:55It is if you let them.
34:58That's why you've got to stay on top.
35:00You've got to let them know who's boss.
35:01Grind the bastards down.
35:03You, um, really showed Janine and Donny, didn't you?
35:11I didn't do any of this.
35:13It was their own silly fault.
35:21If the baby dies, will it be my fault?
35:27Of course not.
35:30You didn't get pregnant, did you?
35:33You didn't get pregnant.
36:03Oh, no.
36:13No.
36:17Oh, no.
36:33Oh, the fire is slowly dying
36:38And, my dear, we're still good-bye
36:41But as long as you love me so
36:45Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
37:03Frosty the snowman was a jolly, happy soul
37:08With a corncob pipe and a button-o
37:11Eyes made out of coal
37:14Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
37:20He was made in snow
37:27What do you want?
37:29I came to see how the baby is.
37:33Oh, thank God, she's alive
37:39Can I hold her, Janine, please?
37:48Yeah, of course
37:49Oh, she's beautiful, isn't she?
37:57And what does the doctor say?
37:59Is she going to be all right?
38:00They're going to have to watch her for a little while, but
38:02She should be
38:04And me too
38:07There's nothing I can say to tell you how sorry I am
38:13But please believe me
38:15I am
38:16I know I've never been the most sympathetic of people
38:20And last night, plumbed new depths, I know
38:23And Donnie, everything you said
38:27I don't blame you
38:29Are you feeling all right, Syl?
38:33I haven't felt so good in years
38:35But you mustn't let me down
38:38I expect this little girl to have the best father that anyone could have
38:43Well, there won't be any problems there
38:47He will need a job, though
38:52Well, if you can forgive and forget all that was said last night
38:57I think I can forget anything I might have heard
39:01Merry Christmas
39:06Rant! Out with it!
39:29Hugh, what the hell do you think you're doing?
39:36Don't Christmas mean nothing to you?
39:39I think you'll find I'm in charge on this wing
39:41That does not give you the right to take away our Christmas tree
39:44And I think you'll find it's a violation of our human rights
39:46I don't believe what I'm saying
39:54Merry Christmas, everyone
39:57That whiskey was bloody good last night
40:02I must still be drunk
40:03Well, what are you waiting for?
40:06Let's get the tree decorated and ready for lunch
40:09And bring Kerrigan back up the block
40:11This is going to be the best Christmas that Blackhall has ever seen
40:15I'm going to name her after Bev
40:19If it weren't for her last night
40:22She's given me the best Christmas present ever
40:26Beverly Janine
40:29Because she's beautiful
40:31Just like her mum
40:32Yeah, well, she ain't going to be like her mum
40:36She ain't going to end up in a shithole like this, that's for sure
40:39Kisses
40:41It's the Christmas spirit here, girls
40:43Everyone's away
40:45What the dickens has got into her body bag, Jo?
40:58What do you think she's bleeding Mother Christmas?
41:02Girls, look
41:03I've got wine
41:04I mean, it's probably low alcohol, but booze is booze, eh?
41:08Maybe she's got a brain tumour
41:10Driven her lupin
41:11That would be a Christmas miracle
41:13Hi, this is Bobby Darin
41:17Leave a message and I'll call you back
41:18Hello, Bobby Darin
41:21Are you there?
41:24Please pick up the phone
41:26I'm sorry about yesterday
41:29Not only yesterday
41:33I know I can be a narrow-minded old battle axe, but
41:37It's just the way I am
41:39Doesn't mean to say I ever stop loving you
41:43Some things I
41:47I just simply don't understand, that's all
41:50And I hope you understand that
41:53I've got a few things to take care of at work today, but
41:58I do hope that you and Brian
42:01Have a lovely Christmas together
42:04Isn't that this scar?
42:21And a load of her ear
42:22God, I nearly shit myself
42:23Not that you'll notice
42:24There was loads down there already
42:26What punk girls?
42:28Yeah
42:29Sounders
42:32Come with me
42:33Well, Miss, what is it?
42:36Just do as you're told
42:37What have you done, Miss?
42:42Come on, hurry up
42:43Merry Christmas, Mum
42:50Oh, David
42:53Oh, darling
42:54Baby Shanti
42:59We had a phone call from Mrs. Hollenby
43:03And
43:04As the shanty's cold cleared up overnight
43:08Oh, Mrs. Hollenby
43:10I don't know what to say
43:14When I lost my husband, Bobby
43:31I thought it was the end of the world as well
43:34He died
43:35He didn't run off with some dyke slut
43:38No
43:39No, he killed himself
43:41And left me in awful trouble
43:44I think that's just as much a betrayal
43:47Mandy
43:50I know I was insensitive yesterday
43:56Shove it, Sylvia
43:59You're glad Sandy walked out in us
44:03Face it, dykes turn your stomach
44:06Oh, for goodness sake
44:08It doesn't matter
44:08Toppence what I think about
44:10What you get up to in the bedroom, does it?
44:12I might not like it
44:13But it's none of my business
44:15If you were in love with Sandy
44:17Then you were in love with her
44:19What you need now
44:23Is a friend
44:25And if the truth be told
44:30So do I
44:33Have yourself
44:39A merry little Christmas
44:42Make the Yuletide
44:45Hey, do you want a drink, miss?
44:50Merry Christmas, Ashanti
44:52It's a special little friend
44:55To keep to your grown-up
44:57They've got kiddies here, huh?
44:59Kerrigan
45:07Can I ask you something?
45:10Do you think Natalie Buxton's dead?
45:14What?
45:16How should I know?
45:17She escaped, didn't she?
45:19As far as we know
45:20But the police have never caught as much as a sniff of her
45:24I never thought Buxton was that clever
45:26Maybe she wasn't
45:28Maybe a kid she abused in the past
45:30Got up with her
45:31Gave her what she deserved
45:32Who knows?
45:39Bobby Darren
45:40I've got your message, Mum
45:42This is, er
45:44Brian
45:46Sorry about the uniform
45:48I've come straight off duty
45:49I really wanted to see you for Christmas, Mum
45:51You've made my day
45:53Enough bloody Christmas music
45:59Listen, they're playing our tune
46:01Enjoy yourselves
46:04Mrs. Holliday
46:06Helping Janine give birth
46:09Was a really life-changing experience for us
46:11And we were thinking
46:13We'd, we'd really rather like to train as midwives
46:16I imagine it would be in some sort of tagged release to a local hospital
46:21Midwives
46:23Do I look that much of a mug?
46:26And you've already had a bottle of whiskey off Santa, haven't you?
46:30Make the most of Christmas, you two
46:32Soon as it's over
46:33It's back to business as usual
46:35After being caught in a compromising position by the office security
47:05Security guard
47:06Linda and Greg have some explaining to do
47:08In the last in the series of Strictly Confidential tomorrow at nine
47:11Next tonight, though
47:12If you've ever wanted to right a wrong or solve a mystery
47:15Revenge TV is for you
47:17It's coming next
47:18We'll be right back to you
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