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00:01It seems today that all you see
00:05Is violence in movies and sex on TV
00:08But where are those good old-fashioned values
00:12On which we used to rely?
00:15Lucky is a family guy
00:18Lucky is a man who
00:20Was a kid who can do
00:22All the things that make us laugh and cry
00:25He's a family guy
00:55Hey, we got here right in time, Mav
01:17There's still a few minutes left in happy hour
01:19Excuse me, ma'am
01:21Talk to me, Goose
01:22Which pilot do you think is gonna be my rival at Top Gun?
01:25It's probably that guy staring at you while snapping his gum and spinning a pen
01:29His name's Iceman because that's how he flies, ice cold
01:33Cranks the AC, heard it's a sweating problem
01:35Used to be fat or something
01:37I don't think this bartender saw me
01:39Ma'am?
01:40Have you figured it out yet?
01:41Figured what out?
01:42Who's the best pilot?
01:43I heard Snoopy's pretty good, does like loops and stuff
01:46Good luck tomorrow, you guys are gonna need it
01:48Come on, Slider, let's get some air
01:50Hot in here, right?
01:51Oh, now she's wiping down bottles
01:53She's running out the clock on me
02:00Talk to me, Goose
02:01How much you wanna bet I can sleep with her tonight?
02:03Come on, Mav
02:04I said I wasn't gonna do one of our sex bets until my parents left
02:07Their flight got delayed
02:08Oh, Goosey
02:10Hey, you didn't wanna pay for my college
02:12So now I'm in the horny navy
02:14Sorry, you just missed happy hour
02:16You know what you did, you bitch
02:20You never close your eyes
02:23Anymore when I kiss your lips
02:26No thank you, not interested
02:28You're trying hard not to show it, baby
02:30Guys, please
02:31You're trying hard not to show it, baby
02:33You're a complete misfire
02:34But baby
02:35I'm saying no
02:36Believe me, I know it
02:38I did not ask for this
02:40You've lost that love
02:4180 visibly aroused servicemen are trying to pressure me into a sexual relationship
02:46All that love and feeling
02:48Oh, what the hell?
02:49It's an 80's movie, so after 10 no's, I have to be your girlfriend
02:55I'm Maverick
02:57What's your boobs name?
02:58Charlie
02:59That's a boy's name
03:00So what brings you to town?
03:01I'm an instructor at Top Gun
03:03Waitress school, huh?
03:04That's cool
03:05Oh, I bet you talk past all the girls you meet
03:11Gentlemen, look around
03:12You are all in the top 1% of naval aviators
03:16You're here because you're the best of the best
03:18One of you is here because you won a silent auction at my kid's school
03:22I can't believe we land on boats
03:24So freaking neat
03:25Now part of your training is going to involve familiarizing yourself with enemy aircraft
03:30Here to talk about that now is our civilian specialist and tag rep
03:33Codename, Charlie
03:35Hello, class
03:37Ooh, look, Maverick, it's your girlfriend
03:40Stop talking to me, Goose
03:41I know a lot of you don't think a lady belongs in flight school
03:44So to prove you wrong, I'm gonna say a lot of names of planes
03:47F5, A4, MiG-23
03:50I've seen all those planes before
03:52And I've seen a blimp
03:54We've seen a blimp
03:55Yeah, right
03:56Talk to them, Goose
03:57It's true
03:58We gave it the finger
03:59Yeah, if you're not a good year, get out of my sky
04:02And where exactly did you see this blimp?
04:05That's classified
04:06I also flew over a million miles an hour once
04:09What? When?
04:10Also classified
04:11Oh, he's just saying classified to cover up obvious lies
04:13No, I'm not, they're all true
04:15I'm six feet tall
04:16Stand up
04:17Classified
04:18I'm alright
04:20Don't nobody worry about me
04:23Why you got to give me a fight?
04:26Why don't you just let me be?
04:29I'm alright
04:32Nobody worry about me
04:35Why you got to give me a fight?
04:38Can't you just let it be?
04:41I'm alright
04:43I'm alright
04:44I'm alright
04:46Out!
04:47What?
04:48That was clearly it
04:49It was on the other side of the line
04:51You mean the crooked line you made with your foot?
04:53Screw that
05:00That was our only ball
05:01Alright, alright, sorry, I'll get it
05:11Damn it!
05:23We might need to send this up the chain of command
05:28Men, the navy is nothing if we can't play Gene Shorts shiny guy volleyball
05:33Any ideas?
05:34What if we bomb it?
05:35Bingo bango
05:36Bingo bango
05:41I got missile lock
05:42Firing
05:50Yeah, thanks taxpayers
05:52Game on
05:53Up, here come the fish
05:54Wow, that was some good teacher sex
06:04Hey sorry I yelled talk to me goose when I finished
06:06Well I know we've only known each other for a few days
06:09And that you've publicly undermined me in front of everyone
06:11But I think I'm falling for you Mav
06:14And once I get approval from the elders at my church
06:16And you're properly vetted
06:18I think I'll be falling for you too
06:20I'm just worried about you
06:22You need to start playing by the rules
06:24If I cared about rules
06:26I wouldn't be lying in this bed dry crusted to your bed sheets
06:29Ugh, that's why I gave you the wet wipe
06:31You got nothing to worry about, babe
06:33Goose isn't gonna die like in my very vivid dream
06:35And you for sure won't be left out of the second movie
06:38What?
06:39What?
06:44So Charlie, you and Mav are pretty serious, huh?
06:47I heard he pooped at your house last night
06:49What?
06:50I've known him for a long time and he does not just poop anywhere
06:54He's very particular
06:56Because Navy toilets don't have doors
06:58You learn to hold it
06:59Goose, can I talk to you a sec?
07:01Did you tell your wife I had a BM?
07:03Unless you are a fool, that boy is in love with you
07:06Oh, I like him, but he also keeps spitting out random facts about L. Ron Hubbard
07:11Little bit of a red flag
07:13Did you know L. Ron Hubbard was the youngest ever Eagle Scout?
07:16I don't know if that's true
07:17Suppressive person!
07:18It'll be nice to have another wife in the group
07:20Especially for that second movie we'll all definitely be in
07:24Hey Goose, take me to bed or lose me forever!
07:29Just so you know, if you do want to lose her forever, my church is really good at that
07:33This is it, gentlemen
07:35Whoever wins today wins Top Gun
07:38Good luck
07:39What's up, weenies?
07:40You left your coffee on top of your plane
07:42Dammit, I can't even without that
07:45Kill your co-pilot says what?
07:47What?
07:48Talk to me, Goose
07:49Where's our target?
07:50Boogie's two miles, headed away
07:52Ready to engage
07:53You know, if we're gonna win this thing, we're gonna need the right flying music
08:03Eh, I'm not feeling this
08:04What? That was perfect
08:06I just want to check jammin' 95.5 Miramar's party hits for a sec
08:10We're not supposed to touch the presets, man
08:12The Navy said only easy 97, the coast
08:15I'm close
08:18Don't push it, Mav
08:19Just a little bit more
08:21And got it
08:26Oh no, we're stuck in a spin
08:28Perfect song, though
08:29Engine one is out, change it back
08:31The dial's stuck
08:34Engine two is out
08:37We're losing altitude, we're gonna have to eject
08:39We're gonna have to eject
08:40Pull on three
08:41Pull on three or after three?
08:42What's the difference?
08:43One is on, one is after
08:45Uh, let's just pull on two
08:47On or after two?
08:55Talk to me, Goose
08:56You're not talking to me, Goose
08:58You're listening to easy 97, the coast
09:03Hurry, don't be late
09:05I can hardly wait
09:07I said to myself
09:09When we're old
09:10I said to myself
09:11When we're old
09:12Hey, I'm sorry about Goose
09:13I want you to know, when he died
09:15We were more than five miles out, so I could have done anything I wanted with his body, but I didn't
09:17I'm sorry about Goose, I want you to know, when he died, we were more than five miles out, so I could have done anything I wanted with his body, but I didn't
09:22That does bring me some peace
09:29Here's his helmet
09:30There's still some blood and brains in it, sorry, I washed it at one of those beach foot showers, but they're pretty strictly timed
09:36Maybe, um, keep it in that box
09:37I promise that I will always be there for you guys, and I'll for sure give you a huge part in the next movie
09:38I know
09:39Provided both our faces age proportionally with each other's
09:41Glad we agreed on that
09:42I'm gonna talk to your son for a second
09:43Hey, your dad loved you very much
09:44I don't know
09:45I can't do anything I wanted with his body, but I didn't
09:46That does bring me some peace
09:47Here's his helmet
09:48There's still some blood and brains in it, sorry, I washed it at one of those beach foot showers, but they're pretty strictly timed
09:53Maybe, um, keep it in that box
09:57I promise that I will always be there for you guys, and I'll for sure give you a huge part in the next movie
10:02I know
10:03Provided both our faces age proportionally with each other's
10:06Glad we agreed on that
10:07I'm gonna talk to your son for a second
10:09Hey, your dad loved you very much
10:12And you're gonna grow up to have a stupid mustache just like him one day
10:16You think so?
10:17I know so
10:34Maverick, I'm sorry about Goose
10:37Everybody liked him
10:41Smells like balls in here
10:42Let's get ready to fly now!
10:44I quit
10:45What? Are you serious?
10:46Yeah, all I ever wanted was to be a pilot, but now I think I wanna be a guy who turns on roller coasters
10:51It looks easy and I can do it drunk
10:53I know you're sad about Goose, but you're too good a pilot to quit
10:56And we need your help for a special mission against an unnamed country who's our enemy
11:00Oh, I hate those guys
11:02Yeah, what they did was not okay
11:04What do you say?
11:05Will you fly?
11:06No, I'm too sad about Goose
11:08So I'm gonna go sulk in some of my other movies for a while
11:10You want answers?
11:11I want the Goose!
11:12You can't handle the Goose!
11:13Show me the money!
11:14Talk to me Goose!
11:15I think I might have the wrong number!
11:19Hey, what's the weight limit on these lowery things, Goose?
11:21May I have the password, please?
11:23Talk to me Goose?
11:24No, that's not it
11:25Goose, talk to me?
11:26No
11:27There's something with Goose
11:28It's not, you must leave
11:30Can I please stay for the sex party?
11:31I already binocered my stuff like the sign on the wall said
11:33So go
11:34Goose
11:35Ok, I'm done being sad
11:36And I'm ready for the big final mission now
11:37Maverick?
11:38We flew that mission 35 years ago
11:39But is someone supposed to be safe at the nightone?
11:41There's something with Goose
11:42Hello?
11:43Okay, I'm tired...
11:44Go
11:58We flew that mission 35 years ago. You've been sulking for three decades.
12:02Oh. So is this still Top Gun?
12:04No. This is Top Gun Maverick. It's completely different and exactly the same.
12:08I'm glad you're back. Yet another unnamed country that is our enemy is planning something big.
12:13Oh, grrr, them.
12:15We need you to help train a new crop of pilots for the mission.
12:18I appreciate the offer, sir, but I can't accept.
12:20I understand. Then we'll need to take back your Navy-issued lifts that make you everyone else's height.
12:25No, no, no. That's fine. I can teach.
12:28Good. Oh, there's one other thing you should know. One of the pilots you'll be training is Goose's son.
12:37Who's Goose?
12:38What?
12:39Goose. The guy you just spent 35 years mourning.
12:42Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Goose. Yeah. Oh, wow. Brain toot.
12:46Yeah, thanks for the heads up.
12:52Welcome to Top Gun Maverick.
12:54Our mission? Destroy a uranium enrichment plant in that unnamed country that is our enemy.
13:00Man, I want to cream those guys.
13:02To complete this mission, I propose we fly at a low altitude, undetected through a canyon, then destroy the target.
13:08All in under two and a half minutes. Questions?
13:11Yeah, this mission seems really similar to the one in Star Wars.
13:14People can fly low and shoot a small thing without it being a Star Wars.
13:18Yeah, but the text on the screen even says, Womp Rat Size Target.
13:21Don't look at the screen. Any other questions? Not about Star Wars.
13:25Why'd you kill my dad?
13:27No more questions.
13:28Do you do your own stunts?
13:29Well, maybe one more. As a matter of fact, I do. Had you not heard that?
13:33Anyway, I'm gonna fly to mission. You're all cut except for Goose's son.
13:36So why are we even here?
13:37Only stunt questions from you, Bob.
13:39I'm Bob?
13:50Ice Man.
13:51Ah, it's good to see you again.
13:53We have so many memories together.
14:01Anyway, I need your advice.
14:02If I don't pick Rooster for the mission, he's never gonna forgive me for everything.
14:06But I'm afraid he's not ready.
14:07What should I do?
14:08Thanks, Ice Man. I knew you'd know what to do.
14:33So, are you all silent and scarfed because you're dying?
14:36No. Is that what people are saying?
14:38No, I'm just on vocal rest for karaoke later.
14:40I'm 100% totally fine. I've never felt better in my life.
14:44Oh, he died.
14:45Five miles to target. Try to keep up, Rooster.
15:06Not gonna be a problem. Let's keep the small talk to a minimum.
15:10Got it.
15:12So, how's your dad doing? Good?
15:14You killed him?
15:16Yeah, and I was more than five miles out, and I could have done anything with his body, but I didn't.
15:20Yeah, the more you say that, the more I don't think it's true.
15:23Are you angry at me for pulling your papers from the Naval Academy?
15:28Because I've already forgiven myself for that.
15:30I had a whole scene with Ice Man and Ice Man's computer about it.
15:33This is about everything. My dad, the papers, and why'd you write my mom out of the sequel?
15:39It's complicated. There's scheduling conflicts and different creative visions,
15:43and it wouldn't be fair to her to use her in a way that's inorganic to the narrative.
15:48Inorganic? I should be 40 years old, but somehow I'm like 20?
15:51Now, people don't care about those details, as long as you have loud jets in America kicking ass.
15:56That was awesome!
16:21Hey, let's take a selfie to celebrate.
16:22Hey, this is totally main feed material.
16:29Maverick, no!
16:37Oh no, we lost them. They's gone, sir.
16:43Well, I know it's only 12.15, but that's all we had to do today, so long weekend!
16:52Ah, one of my airpods fell out.
17:03Rooster!
17:03Do you think I took that missile so you could be down here with me?
17:15You should be back at the carrier by now.
17:18I was trying to save you.
17:20No, I was trying to save you!
17:22Look, I'm sorry, Rooster.
17:23For your dad, for pulling your papers,
17:26and for signing you up for Gavin Newsom's text messages.
17:28I responded, stop, and it just wouldn't stop.
17:31Why were you doing all these things?
17:34To protect you, at first.
17:36Then I kind of got addicted to the idea of controlling every minute detail of a person's life.
17:44Get down, ma'am!
17:46I also replaced your weapons with gender-reveal things.
17:50That is the last thing, though, I swear.
17:54Oh.
17:55Hello, Maverick.
18:04You guys are the bad guys?
18:06Why?
18:07Why do you think?
18:08We were important parts of that first movie,
18:10and you just tossed all the women aside.
18:12Yet you somehow figured out how to keep in a guy who's literally unable to speak.
18:16This is all a big misunderstanding, and I can fix it.
18:19They're talking about doing another Jerry Maguire.
18:21How would you like to be the fathead kid's grandma?
18:23And you can be Minority Reports' grandma.
18:26I got grandma parts for all of you.
18:28How come you get to be a 60-year-old action star, and we have to be grandmas?
18:32We can do action, too, you know, and we're gonna prove it right now.
18:35Let me just put on my reading glasses.
18:38Hold on.
18:38Wait, you're right.
18:39You both brought up some painful memories, or engrams.
18:42What if I told you that through a series of audits,
18:45I can help you go clear and liberate the thetan trapped inside your astral shell?
18:49Is that like horoscopes?
18:51It is kind of like stars and space stuff.
18:53Yeah, if you want, I can go grab an e-meter from my plane.
18:56You know, I have been feeling a little off since the last half moon.
18:59Okay, be quick.
19:02I can't believe they fell for that crap.
19:05Oh, yeah, such crap.
19:06Definitely not something I've left two families over.
19:09What are you doing, ma'am?
19:11I'm getting us out of here.
19:12You sure this old thing can even fly?
19:15It's not that old.
19:16Look at its full head of log cabin brown hair.
19:18I know horoscopes are a little flim-flammy,
19:21but people act like they're fortune cookies.
19:24Damn it!
19:25They're stealing that very young plane!
19:27We're never going to lose them in this thing.
19:47We can't take much more of this.
19:49We're going to have to eject.
19:49I'm going to climb, then we'll eject on three.
19:52On three or after three?
19:54You're just like your stupid father.
20:00Take the shot.
20:10Iceman!
20:11He's alive!
20:12Yay!
20:13Save while you die!
20:14It's good to have my wingman back.
20:33I thought we lost you.
20:34Nope.
20:34I'm as healthy as I've ever...
20:36Aw, he died again.
20:40Well, that was pretty fun.
20:42Top Gun Maverick went on to make over a billion dollars
20:44at the box office.
20:45You know what that means?
20:46People are going to the movies again.
20:48Isn't that right, Tiny Tom Cruise?
20:50That's right, Peter.
20:51Now let's jump!
20:53Why are we jumping again?
20:54So people will watch your stuff.
20:56And because I don't know I'm not in a movie all the time.
21:00You do your own stunts?
21:01Oh, yeah.
21:02Were you not aware of that?
21:03I'm going to watch your movie all the time,
21:04and after a Monday.
21:05Christ.
21:29You're welcome.