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00:00It's a mad, mad world. I guess who's gonna save it all. It's a dirty job. But someone's gotta do it. Yeah, we can do it.
00:19And that completes my proposal for Project Saturday morning.
00:44Unite!
00:45What? I pitch this every year to ensure the security of Canada, and every single year you refuse.
00:50Yes, Dr. Carburator, because it's insane. As the head of Buble 6 Canada's secret spy branch, I would expect you to know better.
00:57Some beam that turns our endless crappy tax credit cartoons into an unstoppable army of super soldiers? Ha! Your project is over.
01:05And now I'm reassigning you to help with something truly important to our nation. Organizing the Guess Who Day.
01:11Who? The Guess Who.
01:12I'm not in the mood to play guessing games, okay? This is ridiculous.
01:15Just like your plan, you're fired!
01:17Jacques!
01:18Louis!
01:19Huh? You're firing me? You say my plan is insane? I'm secretly attracted to one of these Mounties?
01:25Well, guess what? All three are true, and I'll be back!
01:28Good luck!
01:29Everybody knows our cartoons are specifically designed to appeal to any children's simpletons.
01:34A cat in a tree? The stakes have never been higher.
01:39Help! Help!
01:42Don't worry, ma'am, because we've got a plan! Together we're the Pooch Pack!
01:48You do realize this is a show for preschoolers, don't you?
01:53As if the subtle themes of friendship and teamwork wouldn't be completely lost on the average four-year-old.
01:58Pooches, let's activate some pooches!
02:01Yes, just in time! That's Mason with a Y, their leader in Trace's best friend. I know everything about the entire pack. Like, Rumble? Once wet his-
02:12Where the hell did everyone go? We need help fixing Super Vanita 1, and Sass keeps eating the tires.
02:17Rake away! Enough of this poop of the horse!
02:22I'm coming! Cool your jorts!
02:24Whatever the Canadian Emmy is, this show should win 30 of them, because it can teach us all amazing life lessons, and you're missing them!
02:35Hello? That was the PM. He needs to see us right away. This is a national emergency!
02:40My favorite kind! Let's roll!
02:47I warned you about the tire!
02:49I'm sure you all heard, but I recently lost the person organizing the Guess Who day.
02:54Ooh!
02:55Why does this keep happening?
02:56Listen, I just want to honor one of Canada's greatest rock bands here in Parliament Hill!
03:00But the person who was supposed to do it quit, after I fired him. Can you help?
03:04The Guess Who? Their music totally helped my dad make me with my mom in high school. We'd be honored!
03:09Fantastic! Finally, I can relax.
03:12I told you I'd be back, and I brought some friends!
03:19Well, work friends.
03:21Mason here, reporting for duty!
03:23A pooch pack kid?
03:25He's huge, yet not in a TV!
03:27This is the greatest day of my life!
03:30That's right, and I brought some extra Johnny Mike!
03:33I told you my plan would work, because the invention you refused will now end your ass! Pack attack!
03:46Wait, this isn't right! You guys are good Canada Scalper Helpers!
03:51Break away, Angel!
03:58Break away, yes!
04:00And now, for the reason I'm here, Kibble! Make Bow Wow now!
04:06Help! Let me down!
04:08I offered you the chance to control these creatures, but you turned me down!
04:12And now, Canada and the world will be my bitch!
04:16Bad choice of words there, Sparkles.
04:18You give me a hundred million dollars in cash by this time tomorrow, or your precious leader is dead!
04:24And don't think about coming after me!
04:27Smoke bomb escape!
04:29Copy that, Master!
04:31Okay, Pack! Let's head on back!
04:36Super Team Canada, let's go!
04:38Break away, you know everything about those dumb dog things, how can we stop them?
04:42Break away?
04:43Oh no!
04:44He's alive? But barely! We must get him to a hospital!
04:50You and Sass, take him! The rest of us will go after the PM!
04:55My invisible camouflage dome is working perfectly! No one will ever find us! It's an issue with the mail! Well, we're working on it!
05:06If someone wants trouble, look under the bubble!
05:13Jesus Christ, these rhymes!
05:15Time is running out!
05:16Boss!
05:17Have you reconsidered my offer?
05:19I've told you a hundred times I will not take you to the prom!
05:23And we don't negotiate with terrorists!
05:25Super Team Canada will stop you, and if you kill me, you get nothing!
05:29Which is exactly what will be left of our country if I unleash my friends again!
05:34Fuck this!
05:35Why don't you think about things?
05:36In the hole!
05:38No!
05:39I don't think he digs it!
05:40That's a knee-flapper!
05:41No!
05:42I don't think he digs it!
05:43That's a knee-flapper!
05:44No!
05:45No!
05:46No!
05:47No!
05:48No!
05:49No!
05:50No!
05:51No!
05:52No!
05:53No!
05:55I don't think he digs it!
05:56That's a knee-flapper!
05:57No!
05:58No!
05:59No!
06:00No!
06:01No!
06:02No!
06:03Matt!
06:04How can five giant cartoon and an even bigger asshole just disappear?
06:07Keep looking!
06:08RCMPC status report!
06:09Still no response!
06:10But I don't think the restaurant opens until 3 o'clock!
06:12No!
06:13No change. If your friend wasn't wearing that hockey helmet and five athletic cups, he would be dead.
06:18However, he has been whispering one strange thing. Egg salad. Any idea why?
06:23Egg salad? No clue, but we'll run it through the supercomputer.
06:27Oh, no you won't. Do you have my money, super idiots?
06:30Because the country and the PM are rapidly running out of time.
06:35You filthy fiend!
06:36How do we stop this guy?
06:38Well, let me save you some time. Nothing can, but perhaps you need another example of my poochie's powers.
06:44You see Parliament Hill over there? Well, you won't in five minutes.
06:50If only we knew which direction those doggy dicks are coming from.
06:55Egg salad. Egg salad.
06:58Yes, breakaway. Egg salad.
07:00Wait, I know the view that crazy guy just showed you.
07:03It's from a huge abandoned lot, where I buried my smart twin sister after I stole her identity to get into medical school.
07:12Five minutes from Parliament!
07:14Which could be big enough to hold a giant invisible dog clubhouse thing.
07:18Egg salad. Egg salad.
07:21Yes, friend. We'll make you as much disgusting egg salad as you want after we save the PM and our country.
07:27Let's roll!
07:27Yes, my sweet mutts!
07:33Destroy! Make them literally pay!
07:37Give it up, carburetor!
07:38You end your heinous health!
07:40This is your final warning!
07:42Ah, Super Team Canada.
07:44I don't know how you tracked me, but it's too late.
07:47Rumble, give them a...
07:48Oh my god.
07:50Tumble. Give them a tumble, Rumble.
07:52Rumble, give them a tumble.
07:53How predictable. You forget I had top secret clearance.
08:04I know everything about you, including all of your lame tactics.
08:08Mason, end these pests.
08:10Because we're the best.
08:13You do better. You do better, then.
08:14Copy, Doc. Poochpack. Full-on hound attack!
08:17Aaaaaaah!
08:19Aaaaaaah!
08:20Aaaaaaah!
08:21Aaaaaaah!
08:22Aaaaaaah!
08:24Aaaaaaah!
08:26Aaaaaaah!
08:28Aaaaaaah!
08:29Aaaaaaah!
08:30Aaaaaaah!
08:31Aaaaaaah!
08:32Aaaaaaah!
08:33Now do you see the power you could have had if you had just listened to me?
08:36Now destroy Parliament!
08:38And we all know nothing rhymes with Parliament!
08:41Not so fast, Jack plus ass!
08:44Okay, not the best pun, but I did almost die under a toilet.
08:49Breakaway? But how?
08:50Three words. Ice cold rectal thermometer.
08:54Time to kick you and your cartoon buddies' asses.
08:57And how do you propose to do that?
08:59Because in all your planning, you didn't plan on this. Egg Salon!
09:04What the hell is happening? Stop goofing around and kill him!
09:10It burns! It burns!
09:13Burns? That sounds awful!
09:15As the number one fan of Pooch Pack, I know everything about them.
09:18Like in episode 357, Rumbles Tummy Grumbles, at the camp out in the woods,
09:22it's revealed that the entire Pooch Pack hates Egg Salon!
09:27Impossible! My job gave me access to all the information on the show!
09:32Correct! But the Canadian Egg Salon Board used their incredible political power
09:37to have this episode removed and all records of it destroyed.
09:41Except this record.
09:43And now on behalf of Canada, your evil plan sucked?
09:47You're all fucked!
09:49I can't see! For a really gross reason!
09:54Yes! Through the unmistakable tang of Dijon mustard justice!
09:58This sucks!
10:07Super Team Canada, I don't know what to say besides thank you for saving me and our nation.
10:13Don't thank us. Think breakaway. If it weren't for him, we'd be slaves to that horrible Dr. Garburator.
10:18I told you that show had its benefits.
10:20And I think we've all learned that Canada can make world-class cartoon if they try.
10:23And no longer need to rely on cranking out weak garbage for tax credit.
10:27Oh, no!
10:29No!
10:30No!
10:31No!
10:32No!
10:33No!
10:34No!
10:35No!
10:36No!
10:37No!
10:38No!
10:39No!
10:40No!
10:42Oh, my God!
10:43Granted.
11:01Super Team Canada!
11:03Oh, you guys are the best!
11:04I'm so happy my body needs food, so I was here to see you!
11:08I love you!
11:09Will you sign my baby?
11:11Is it mine?
11:12Mm-mm.
11:12Then okay!
11:13I followed your career since you were a mailbox!
11:18Any advice for my mailbox at home?
11:21Well, I guess I'd say treat every letter like it's first class and...
11:24Attention, shoppers!
11:25This is the Prime Minister of Canada.
11:29First, I'm proud to announce a razor sale in the lady grooming section.
11:33Yes!
11:34Second, Super Team Canada!
11:36Your superhero license is about to be annulled!
11:38Annulled?
11:39You guys won't be official?
11:41What aisle are baby wipes in?
11:43What?
11:47If your license is not renewed by the end of the day, it's revoked.
11:51And it needs to be voked.
11:52Can't you do something about it?
11:54Yeah, aren't you in government?
11:55Like, maybe at the highest level?
11:57I don't know how it works.
11:58I always hated social studies.
12:00So what do we do?
12:01Something?
12:02That'll never work.
12:03You have to go to a government office.
12:05Oh, and if someone's drawing a mustache to my portrait, can you send me a pic?
12:08I always dreamed a growing one.
12:09Then I was gonna rent one, but that's just throwing money away, you know?
12:13A rented mustache.
12:14Now go!
12:15You have seven hours left!
12:17Your license is expiring because one of you may not be Canadian.
12:25Uh, can you be more specific?
12:28Yes, I can.
12:29I'm working on being more agreeable.
12:31And succeeding!
12:33We're missing the birth certificate of one Sasquatch-a-wan.
12:36I assume that's you?
12:38Really?
12:38You think I'm a Sasquatch?
12:40Well, I know it's not him.
12:42His legs are cleanly shaven.
12:44Very sweet of you to notice.
12:45Uh, Sasquatch is the utter hairy monster.
12:48It's an easy mistake.
12:50Of course.
12:51This would have been much easier if you were born before 1995.
12:55Back then, we tagged every wild creature.
12:58But after the budget prices, we had to choose between plastic tags or spell-checking stop signs.
13:07Okay, Forest Fabio isn't legal, but without our license, we can't be heroes anymore.
13:12I'm not going back to selling timeshares.
13:14I'm not.
13:15So what do we do now?
13:17Something?
13:18That'll never work!
13:20That question is too open-ended.
13:21Uh, you're pretty useless, aren't you?
13:24Yes!
13:25Oh, agreeable again!
13:32Good to be home, Sasquatch?
13:34I'm sure your mom has proof of your citizenship.
13:40Moms keep everything.
13:41Yeah, including a grudge.
13:43Sorry, this isn't about me.
13:45It never is.
13:46She's drunk as a skunk.
14:06Yeah, but she doesn't smell as nice.
14:08She's been drinking a lot since she left Sasquatch's father a few weeks ago.
14:15I heard he was unfaithful.
14:17How did you hear that?
14:18I'm a robot!
14:19I collect data using every modern technology.
14:22We can't just sit around and wait for her to sober up.
14:33We need our licenses and we don't have a lot of time left.
14:37Plus, this place smells like burnt urine.
14:39Yeah, burnt, but then reheated.
14:41Yes, but not boiled.
14:43Just to a simmer.
14:44What about Sasquatch's father?
14:45Maybe if we can find him, he'll have some proof.
14:48Great idea.
14:49And great job to me on complimenting it.
14:53Ha ha, let's go!
14:58Somebody should probably stay and make sure Boozy Bear doesn't choke on her vomit.
15:02Or kidney.
15:03Yeah, but we need Sasquatch's father to come, so we'll have to choose the way we always do.
15:10Paper.
15:11Scissors!
15:14Scissors!
15:15Puts in!
15:16Snip.
15:18My fingers won.
15:20They're geniuses.
15:21Adios, loser.
15:23Does this mean Putin isn't always the answer?
15:26She belches in her sleep, like something out of a fairy tale.
15:36Now you want me to locate an estranged Sasquatch?
15:40If I ever get invited to a dinner party, I plan to use this as small talk.
15:45If we find Sasquatch's father, maybe he could help us and help Sasquatch to understand why his dad left.
15:50Okay, I'm gonna do something I'm not supposed to do.
15:56Be of assistance.
15:58Your father's last known address from satellite photos.
16:02And him once ordering tube socks on Amazon.
16:04Oh, no, no, no, no!
16:07Yeah!
16:09Well, yeah!
16:14Yeah!
16:18Yeah!
16:19You care more about money than your own son?
16:27Anyone understand?
16:28We know I'm no Italianese.
16:30According to my translator, he loves Sasquatch.
16:33But seeing him reminds him of how he ruined their family by cheating.
16:36Earning money convinces him he has worth, if not self-worth, and he can't give that up.
16:41Okay, jerk.
16:42We don't want to keep you from your self-pity.
16:44We just need some proof Sasquatch is Canadian.
16:46Do you have any?
16:46There may be something back at the hut, but he can't go back there.
16:52Too painful.
16:53Tough crap.
16:54He's going, or it's gonna get really painful.
16:58I don't need help, Sasquatch.
17:00I've beaten up fathers before.
17:01Dads and priests.
17:03Sasquatch is trying to protect you and his father.
17:14Sasquatch is trying to protect you and his father.
17:14Wait, wait, break it up.
17:29We don't have time for this.
17:30I know facing your wife can't be easy.
17:32But if you do, your son can prove he's Canadian and continue to be a superhero.
17:36Your son, a superhero.
17:38It may not fix things, but at least it shows self-effort.
17:49Boutine, we're back with help.
17:52Hey, you should have called.
17:56You caught us by surprise.
17:59Oh, you didn't.
18:01I did.
18:02It's like with you.
18:04Clearly, I have a type.
18:09Why so upset?
18:11Is this about me banging your mother?
18:13Sasquatch?
18:13No.
18:16We haven't met, but I assume this is about me banging your wife.
18:20Now this, I understand.
18:24She's trying to initiate a threesome.
18:27And frankly, I'm not not into it.
18:30We have to break this up.
18:31We're running out of time.
18:32Yeah, just not sure who to choke.
18:35Enough.
18:35We have a government license to renew.
18:37Maybe the lamest superhero thing ever said.
18:44Sasquatch, can either of your parents somehow prove you're Canadian?
18:47Okay, I'm having a hard time following you.
18:55Is this threesome happening or what?
19:01Sasquatch's mother has nothing.
19:02She says any proof was thrown away, just like how he threw away their marriage.
19:06Now there's some name-calling, something about her never putting her cap on their toothpaste,
19:10and she really dislikes his sister.
19:17He says, listen, I know you hate each other, but there's one thing maybe you both love.
19:22Me, right?
19:23He's saying he knows both their lives are garbage, but now he has a chance to be the first one
19:28in the family that's not a total loser.
19:30Don't they want that for him?
19:33He says, also now they're even.
19:36The dad cheated with a hairy beast, and now the mom did the same.
19:39How about we add a little cheese to that sandwich?
19:54A tag!
19:55We found proof!
19:57Now to the clerk's office to complete our paperwork!
20:00Actually, that may be the lamest superhero thing ever said.
20:03Oh, she didn't do that for me.
20:10I sure didn't do that for her.
20:13Her parents are a very generous lover.
20:16Yeah, thank you.
20:21See?
20:22They have tags, that proves they're Canadian.
20:25Fine, but there's still no proof that he is their child.
20:28We anticipated you saying that.
20:30Here's their DNA.
20:35Lots of it.
20:36I'm gonna trust you.
20:39Renewed.
20:40Great job getting your license for nude.
20:42Is there anything you guys can't do?
20:45Get these stains out of the back seat?
20:48Yes, as the Bible said,
20:50Sasquatch sex is a powerful musk.
20:54Maybe we can just get a new van.
20:55Not in the budget.
20:56There are a lot of other things.
20:57Much higher priority.
21:00Spost to be stopped.
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