Gender neutral pronoun #standupcomedy #jokes #standup

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00:00I saw the other day a person saying,

00:02Don't call me he or she, call me they.

00:05And I was like, what the f**k?

00:09It took me three years to learn, I am, you are, he is, she is.

00:15This whole gender neutral pronoun is confusing for me.

00:18Let me tell you a story.

00:19I invited a friend to have dinner at my house the other day.

00:21And he was like, oh, I'm bringing a friend.

00:23And I said, of course, bring him.

00:24He was like, no, no, no, no, no, bring them.

00:27So I bought a lot of food.

00:30I bought briskets and pizzas and pastas.

00:36My friend showed up at my house with one person.

00:41So I said, where are they?

00:46And he said, they are here.

00:52So you tell them that they are going to eat all of this f**king food?

00:57And they are going to eat all of this f**king food?

00:58And they are going to eat all of this f**king food?

00:59And they are going to eat all of this f**king food?

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