Standup Girl Funny Moments

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00:00This is the way you can make it,

00:02and you will build a flower in the dark.

00:04You will be able to make it.

00:06Oh, dear, you can't have to make anything,

00:08you will have to make it more.

00:10There are cranes in the car,

00:13and that's where they are.

00:16They are walking away from the dirt.

00:19No, sir,

00:20there are many cranes in the world.

00:23You will make which one you are making,

00:25ask one more.

00:27The cranes are empty.

00:28It's our community. It's very good to make it.

00:31Will you make something else to eat for you?

00:34Don't leave the mouth of your child's mouth.

00:38Amen.

00:41The food of the country is also in the country.

00:44The food of the country is in the middle of the street.

00:46And the food of the food in the salad.

00:50Wow, that's a question.

00:51I don't want to eat now.

00:53Yes, yes, yes.

00:55Do you eat the food of the country?

00:56I don't want to eat it.

00:58It will eat it.

00:59They will eat it.

01:01They used to make a tree.

01:03So I thought to ask,

01:05how do you have to eat a farm?

01:08But it's a tree.

01:10Will you eat it?

01:11No.

01:19I don't like it.

01:22I really like it.

01:24I will eat it.

01:26How do I eat it?

01:28I will eat it.

01:30I will eat it.

01:31No.

01:32I will give you all the food.

01:34I will eat it.

01:36I will eat it.

01:38You are right.

01:40You can go with it.

01:42How many kilos?

01:44Three kilos.

01:46It is a small.

01:48You didn't sleep at home.

01:50You are right.

01:52You are right.

01:54You are right.

01:56You should have to have a small restaurant.

01:58You need to have a small restaurant.

02:00You should have to go to another restaurant.

02:02I will eat it.

02:04You just say,

02:06I will eat it.

02:07Khaan sahabu itnay puranay na na

02:10Kho bethah isphe khaid-e-azam ki bachpand ki pohto hai

02:13Ho ho

02:14Khairiyat hai Khaan sahab

02:16Itnay sabzi

02:17Aaputur yoogren orroos ki janggalan ghi hai na isli

02:21Khaan sahab

02:22Yeh zari paiya paiya sabzi bечnay wala

02:25Ek saad itnay sabzi bечke na

02:27Parishan ho gyi hai

02:28Ha ha ha

02:29Mutan kadai

02:30Tawakima

02:32Taliwi machli

02:33Takaatak

02:35Bongpaye

02:36Nihari

02:38Ki dhul saath malay chonk se meheti hain sari ceeze

02:41Waah waah waah waah

02:44Yeh pakar dhoso

02:45Aur mojo bachli wala hala

02:48Usse sohara bae ke pakaoare

02:50Aur tine naan leyao jau

02:51Aakhaan sunu

02:53Wujo

02:55Tawakima wala hala

02:56Haan ji

02:57Usse bera salaho kaya raha

02:59Waalikum salam

03:01Gokgal ke mutaapika abe

03:04Buhazam olay ghi zuroura

03:05Gokgal ke zuroorat hai

03:07Parhamen karna kiya hai

03:09Voh batayen

03:10Jab bhi ek dhosoare ke kamerere pe jahe ge

03:13Toh darwaza akkhaat khaat khaat aake jahe

03:15Agar kamerere ka dhosoare ke jahe ge jahe ge jahe ge jahe ge dao

03:20Mطلب khan sahab

03:21Jab aap mujhe awaz dhen

03:23Toh pehle me baar khairao ke khansu

03:26Pher andher rahao

03:26Nai nai

03:27Toh andher jahe ke khans

03:28Pher tuk bae raha

03:29Aghe batayen aur kya kya karna hai

03:31Aapas bhe ek dhosoare se fahazla rakhla hai

03:34Mawla khair kare

03:34Pher se karona hagi hai khan sahab

03:37Achha ji

03:37Pher tuk bae kisi nai

03:39Soda soda nai karni

03:41Aur khana khaate huwe bhi

03:43Puchak puchak ki awaz nai yaani chahiye

03:46Abha ji ya privacy mana raha hai

03:48Kuih sog mana raha raha hai

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