How to speak English as a second language properly! Currently touring in Australia🥳 #standupcomdey

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00:00When I first moved out of China, my English was very bad.

00:04Sometimes it sounds rude, because in our spoken language,

00:08we don't have those polite, conditional verbs you have in English,

00:13like may I, can you, could you.

00:16We don't have that.

00:17Normally, I would say, I want this, give me that, and fuck off.

00:24Don't worry about me now, it's been a while.

00:27I definitely know how to talk to white people now.

00:32I always say, may I have this, can you give me that, and could you fuck off.