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Made in Chelsea Season 29 Episode 10

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00:00He owes me an apology. I've got an idea. Did you miss me?
00:05Bernie just sent me. I was gonna apologize. You do not deserve my friendship or my apology. It's made me rate Angus slightly more
00:14No piercings, no one from Leeds. I'll see what I can do. I'm James. Hi, nice to meet you.
00:19You're so great for no reason. Shut up, honestly. I don't even know what jazz really sees in her.
00:24You're making it sound as if I'm like, you know what Zeno? Yes, screw Lauren. If you're fighting with someone
00:29I'm the first one there. Friendship done then. Friendship done, goodbye.
00:33If we're gonna do this, we've got to do it properly. This is our future. It is our future. I'm invested in this.
00:36I think he's jealous. I trust him. I don't fancy yours. Well, why on earth would you say it? Just said it.
00:41How am I supposed to trust you again? Over a few comments. Yes, Sam, because it's trust.
00:47What's he meant to do? Send a nude. Game's resigned. No. Best day ever.
00:52I just sometimes get slight fake vibes from her. The ship has sailed.
00:56What have I done to you for you to have a go at me? It just sucks. You're not Jeff Bezos.
01:00You are an embarrassment. Perfect. Just don't get involved in my real friendships. Rude.
01:06Nah.
01:08Look how unloved you girls are. I thought I was PDA, but you guys. Like, I'm actually obsessed.
01:30What do you think, girls? I like it. It's the biggest moth I've ever seen.
01:45There's a hard-working man. Hey. How are you, sir?
01:57I know you're not drinking anymore, but you are spitting the bill here.
02:01We've got the good stuff as well. Why? I'm having a water. This doesn't count.
02:05I've actually invited Jess to come here today just because I know you two are on
02:08quite good terms with each other. Yeah. Yaz. Yaz and Yaz. I want to try and build a bridge.
02:13Yeah. It's my olive branch. Good idea. I'm not sure my presence is going to help
02:17build that bridge, if I'm honest. Really? I know you don't like Sam, but... Yeah. I mean,
02:21Yaz has always been really weird with me. Yeah. They gossip and they talk shit.
02:26Well, the thing is with Sam and Yaz is when they're together, they become this weird team of like...
02:32They become one person. Yeah. And it's not very nice.
02:35How has he wangled his way back in? I don't know. That's the question I'm asking.
02:39Why? Oh, I swear to God, he must have a diamond penis. First time I've spoken about it in ages,
02:43I'm already starting to bitter. I can't. I've shedded this energy. I don't need it.
02:47No. I'm not getting angry. You know, even after everything's said and done,
02:50you know, I've said, you stay in your lane, I'll stay in mine. He's been slagging me off
02:53on Instagram. Sam and Yaz are both cornering Harvey on a night out. What's he saying?
02:57Talking shit about me in business. Yeah, how's that going? Awfully. I've not done any work in
03:02four months for the company, but the reason I haven't done anything is because I can't stand
03:05to look at the geezer. Yeah. I can't. He's just pissed me off, like... He's just pissed me off.
03:11I'm going to keep putting coins in it. Go, go, go.
03:22Maybe just the chequered jumper. Yeah, yeah. That's fitting for your chequered past.
03:27What did you say? Chequered past? It's very fitting for your chequered past.
03:31That's bang out of order. Listen, wait. Can you explain what's been going on?
03:34You weren't at the gig. It was unreal, wasn't it? Yeah, it was really good.
03:39We had a great time until Angus walked in. I had a great time. I still don't think I'd go
03:43there with Angus, but seeing him being a bit more of a bad boy did make him more of a bad boy.
03:48Did it age him slightly? It did. That's what it did. It aged him slightly. It made him slightly
03:54more toxic, and that is appealing to me. It's so bad.
03:58Why am I like this? Why am I like this? I know what you mean, though.
04:01It did get a bit heated, didn't it? Between you and Angus, yeah, it did.
04:05What was the end result of the conversation? Friction, tension, you're a dick, I'm a dick.
04:10But you need to remember, you and Angus were friends, and you are, at some point,
04:14going to need to just be like, just put that to one side.
04:19So, obviously, it's the Oxford-Cambridge boat race coming up, and me and Angus would 100% have
04:24been there at the pub with a pint, but he's not getting back to me. I'm checking my...
04:28And he's literally on my screensaver. They rotate around 50 photos every hour.
04:33But you want to be friends with him? Deep down, I do want to be friends with him.
04:37You just kind of need to look above it and be like, hey, dicks before chicks.
04:52Can we go and get a beer in the sun? I think it's too hot in here.
04:54There is not a chance I have time for a beer.
04:56Where's the help? You know...
04:59Tristan's a shareholder of Bella. He hasn't been in the office in six months.
05:03There's days when we're so busy where we'll all be packing boxes.
05:06Great, yeah. And Tristan can see these orders coming in,
05:09but will never say, boys, I'm going to come down and help.
05:11I gave him shares of my company, of our company. It's not my company, our company.
05:16It's not fully up to me, but if it was up to me, he'll be gone.
05:19I honestly cannot work with him anymore.
05:22However, right, I've seen some socials of you putting little fire stuff out there.
05:27Yeah, OK. That fire stuff happened when he chose to go on live
05:32with Miles talking about me for 30 minutes.
05:34That's fantastic PR. When he should have been at work.
05:36So, yeah, I did reply to comments that said,
05:38God, this is as much Tristan's done in three years.
05:41And I replied saying, Tristan's done nothing in three years.
05:43I know that he's really not happy about that.
05:45Tristan needs to give my shares back and I think we move on.
05:47Do you guys have like a name, like a, what could work?
06:03Demi and Jemmy.
06:04Jemmy, Jemmy.
06:06We can call our baby Jemmy.
06:07Too soon, too soon.
06:11Oh my God, like children, are they on the cards?
06:14Let me go for a drink first.
06:15Sometimes we talk about it, but it used to be too soon.
06:18It's just moving so fast.
06:19It is moving so fast.
06:21Amazing.
06:22Well, I'm glad to see you guys are good after the gig.
06:24Like, what even happened?
06:26Lauren was kind of coming at me and then Yaz was coming at me
06:28and I just felt a bit like...
06:30Attacked.
06:31I felt like I was kind of defending myself towards both of them.
06:33And I know you don't want to, like, get involved in that situation
06:38because they're your friends.
06:39But I felt a bit like I was on my own.
06:41Do you understand how awkward it is for me to be in the middle of
06:44two of my really close friends arguing?
06:45Of course, it is an uncomfortable situation,
06:47but I think you shouldn't be scared of losing Lauren
06:49because she's not actually a good friend to you.
06:51She made it incredibly hard for me.
06:54And I love Lauren, I do.
06:56But I feel like she didn't hear me out
06:59and she thinks that I didn't hear her out.
07:00So I feel like...
07:01I also feel like Lauren's genuinely incapable of having a calm conversation.
07:06Yeah.
07:07I feel like Lauren just seems like...
07:08I don't know her, but she sounds like a hot-headed person.
07:11And I think she's got, like, a little soft spot for you,
07:14as, like, a friend.
07:15And I think once she calms down, she'll come and talk to you.
07:19I don't think it sounds like a big issue with you and her.
07:23Jazzy, I know this is obviously an uncomfortable situation.
07:26I would never, ever tell you who you can and can't be friends with.
07:30But I just...
07:32I think you're better than that, to be honest.
07:38So how did you miss your tea time in a professional tournament?
07:42But I didn't not turn up intentionally.
07:44I wanted to play.
07:47How are you?
07:48I'm good, how are you?
07:49Good, thank you.
07:50How are you?
07:51I'm all right.
07:51I got your text.
07:53I started thinking your phone wasn't working.
07:55But I'm glad you're here.
07:57Been a while.
07:59I saw you the other day.
08:01I saw you the other day.
08:02Yeah.
08:03You know, I feel like we've lost our friendship slightly
08:07and I just want to talk to you in, like, a calm manner.
08:09Yeah.
08:10I am sorry that I made you upset and I made you cry when we went away to Dorset.
08:15And I want to be able to hang out with you without it being awkward.
08:19Yeah, like, it doesn't need to be awkward.
08:21We have a friendship, like, this doesn't mean our friendship.
08:23Here we go, lads, sorry.
08:27Water?
08:27Cheers, mate.
08:28Thank you very much.
08:28There you go, brother.
08:29Cheers, mate.
08:31Hello.
08:31Hello.
08:32I didn't know you were going to be here.
08:33I've been here for ages.
08:34Oh.
08:38Lots has changed since we last saw each other.
08:40What's going on?
08:42I mean, it's not my place to say, but have you been dropped on your head again?
08:45Like, we've forgotten, like, do you have amnesia?
08:47Come on.
08:48No.
08:48No, seriously.
08:49I mean, I've got no friendship, so.
08:50I don't know how I suppose, like...
08:52I know you and Sam have got such an issue with each other.
08:55I haven't got an issue with Sam.
08:55He's gone out of his way to have an issue with me.
08:56But you also have an issue with him.
08:58I don't.
08:58Why he has an issue with me, I haven't figured out yet.
09:00I think his issue's got to do with you guys, with your business stuff.
09:04I haven't wanted to touch Bella for so long because I don't want to walk into the office
09:07and look at Sam because of what emotionally he's done to me.
09:10Can you understand?
09:11I haven't done any work for the company in a long time.
09:13Because he's fucked me over at every opportunity, and it's now money,
09:15and it's business, and it's work, and it's relationships.
09:17He takes low blows, and it's intertwining our drama even more.
09:20So when I hear these kind of rumours or people talking shit about me...
09:24When?
09:25You two, like, fucking jumping up to Harvey on a Saturday night, talking shit at him.
09:29That's not actually what happened.
09:30No, what I'm saying is you're both very busy.
09:32I don't talk about you, Tristan.
09:34Okay, your boyfriend does, so I'm asking you...
09:35So why you haven't got me?
09:37Why you haven't got me?
09:37I'm not having a go at you, I'm asking you.
09:38So what are you doing?
09:39Sam and I are not two people.
09:41We're not even back together.
09:42You're not two people, no, you're one person.
09:43We're not even back together.
09:44So I don't know why you're having this conversation with me.
09:46Because, Yaz...
09:46Take this up with Sam.
09:47I would love to not have this conversation with you here, but you're flat in front of me.
09:49Not me. I'm here to sort out my friendship with Ted.
09:50I'm here having a big drink with the boys.
09:52Me and you...
09:52Your attitude is fucking terrible.
09:53Why do you think I've got a shit attitude, Yaz?
09:55You've gone up to...
09:55Obviously, you're pissing me off, Tristan.
09:57I've actually not done anything wrong to you.
09:59Give my regards to your fella.
10:01Oh, shut up.
10:01Oh, I can't actually sit up, so...
10:06Yazzy.
10:27Oh, very good.
10:29Go on, Oli.
10:31Yes.
10:31Nailed it.
10:31Insane.
10:32See, that is many, many years of practice.
10:36I knew you'd be good.
10:37I knew you'd...
10:38You look like a croquet player.
10:39You walk like a croquet player.
10:41You walk like a croquet player?
10:42What does that mean?
10:43Yeah, they just have a certain swag.
10:44Bent at the hip?
10:45Yeah, just...
10:46With a glass of Pimms.
10:47Yeah, exactly.
10:48Um, wait, hang on.
10:49I really need to know.
10:50Are you still pining after Sam and I?
10:52Yeah.
10:53I can't...
10:53Like, I don't want to, but...
10:55Oh, I think you've become a player,
10:56and she's now going,
10:57oh, he's looking more appealing.
10:58I know.
10:59I wish someone had told me that that was the key all along.
11:01Do you want to hear what she sent me?
11:03She invited me to the boat race,
11:04and she sounded quite...
11:05I want to say perky.
11:07I want to hear this.
11:07Hi.
11:09I was wondering if you were around
11:10to come to the Oxford-Cambridge boat race with me.
11:14Let me know if you're around,
11:16because it would be nice to see you there.
11:18She's done that subtle, subtle thing.
11:19I'm not sure if she's...
11:20I don't know.
11:21I don't know.
11:22I don't know.
11:22I don't know.
11:23I don't know.
11:23I don't know.
11:24She's done that subtle, sexy voice.
11:25I'm going to go.
11:26100% I'm going to go.
11:27100% you've got to go.
11:28Go and see a boat race.
11:29Take her up the Thames.
11:30I will.
11:31I will.
11:32OK.
11:33Have you had any action, then, since the intimacy code?
11:36Can't remember.
11:36We've been a bit stressed, actually.
11:38Do you not think that sex is a great stress reliever, though?
11:41It is, but it's getting into it that's a bit boring sometimes.
11:43I see.
11:43Oh, the foreplay.
11:44Do you know what I mean?
11:44Because you know what I like to do
11:46to get someone else in the mood?
11:47Oh.
11:48Send a nude.
11:49I've never sent a nude in my entire life.
11:51I don't believe that for a second.
11:52Not one.
11:52Really?
11:53You've never?
11:54Not even a little thirst trap number?
11:55You've never just gone like...
11:56Actually, Angus, I thought...
11:57No.
11:58I've got one or two generic photos just in case.
12:00That you've sent to everyone?
12:01Yeah.
12:03Broadcast message.
12:04I've never sent it, but just in case.
12:05You know, if it's a really crabby day.
12:08Oh, is that what gets you off, is photos of yourself?
12:10No.
12:11No.
12:11I'm not wanky in a mirror.
12:12I'm not 14 anymore.
12:15Internet connection was dying back then.
12:16I do.
12:17It's great.
12:19By the end of that, one breast would come up,
12:21and you'd be like, oh!
12:22Pixelated breast, and you're done.
12:23You're 14.
12:26I think we should take a nude photo of you and gift it to Gareth.
12:32I think he would like that.
12:33He'd love it.
12:34I think the initial stance I'm going to take is I'm not 22.
12:40You're still in fine shape.
12:42I'm all right, but I am 40 in a year and a half.
12:44I think it will be a nice, funny thing for Gareth.
12:47Yeah.
12:49God.
12:51So I'll scream, la, la, la, la, la.
12:54Oi, oi, oi.
12:55La, la, la, la, la.
12:56Because my head's busy like old TV.
12:59It's gone way back when.
13:02So how is the engagement going?
13:03Are you guys more in love now you're engaged?
13:05I would say so.
13:06I think nothing's really changed, has it?
13:09Obviously, you've told me I'll be one of the guests of honour.
13:12But I'd love if Yasmin and I, we both can come, you know?
13:16No, no, you're definitely invited.
13:17I just want to share, you know.
13:18Big day.
13:19We need to plan how we get out of this.
13:20Yeah.
13:22So how are you guys doing?
13:23Yeah, we're good.
13:24I mean, well, I was good until I actually bumped into Tristan yesterday.
13:28And he was honestly just so outrageous.
13:31I felt like I was cornered by Tristan.
13:32Like he was saying that you and Sam are so busy.
13:35Like blah, blah, blah.
13:35I was like, busy doing what?
13:37I was like, I don't speak about you, Tristan.
13:39Oh my God.
13:39They're going around the whole of Chelsea accusing everyone of speaking about them.
13:43He was really angry.
13:44I was really upset.
13:45Like I was holding back my tears.
13:46I was that shocked.
13:47That for me is unforgivable.
13:48And then he was talking about the business.
13:49And he tried to like kind of go in the upset mode and go,
13:53I feel really uncomfortable to go into the office because, you know,
13:56everything Sam's done to me.
13:57This is a 30-year-old guy, by the way.
13:59And it's like, then why have you continued for the last...
14:00He just does not take any responsibility.
14:01Why don't you just buy him out?
14:03But he doesn't deserve to be bought out because he's done no work.
14:06The easiest and cleanest route is get him to resign.
14:09I can help you draft a lefter in.
14:11I, Tristan, do no work for the company.
14:15And I resign with immediate effect.
14:18Then it comes down to the shares and buying him out.
14:20Well, I mean, just offer him zero.
14:23You know, once he's no longer a director,
14:25he's no longer involved in the company, you can easily get him out.
14:28Tristan is worth zero.
14:30Absolutely nothing.
14:31Then just stick it in a letter, put it in an envelope
14:33and give it to him and say, that's what you're getting.
14:36That is kind of where I'm at now.
14:48Rizal and Marbella.
14:49That's OK.
14:51Monaco.
14:52Everyone I hate is going to cry when they see me.
15:00Jules is late, but it's nice to, like, hang out.
15:03I know.
15:04Us three, you two together.
15:07We've had loads of nice private conversations.
15:10And I was too short.
15:12Oh, well, cheers.
15:13Cheers.
15:13Cheers to that.
15:14I like that a lot.
15:15I like that a lot.
15:18Up.
15:22Think of the booty, though, Lauren.
15:26Oh, my God.
15:28This reminds me why I don't come to the gym
15:31and I actually just stick to Reforma.
15:32I can't do it.
15:33Hello.
15:35Oh, how are you?
15:36Hello.
15:38I'm sorry, I've not met you yet.
15:39Demi, nice to meet you.
15:40Nice to meet you.
15:41You all right, Demi?
15:41Hi.
15:42I haven't seen you for a while.
15:44I like the pink.
15:45I've just been boxing training.
15:47Nice.
15:48How are you, though?
15:49You guys are, you and Jazz, obviously, so happy.
15:51Yeah, yeah, good, good.
15:52We're official now.
15:53So, like, yeah, yeah.
15:54So it's all going good.
15:56Yeah, just staying at hers.
15:57But how are you?
15:58I heard, like, there's a little bit of a...
16:00Yeah, it's really shit, to be honest,
16:02because Jazz has been, like, my little sister.
16:05You know, I adore her.
16:07It's just been quite disappointing.
16:08Maybe you two need to, like, meet up and have a chat.
16:11What do you think, Livvy?
16:12I think be careful.
16:13Yeah.
16:13Because I think she needs to prove herself a bit.
16:15Yeah.
16:16Yeah.
16:16I mean, I just don't want to get into another...
16:18You know when you almost, like, don't want to have a conversation
16:20because you don't want to be disappointed?
16:21I don't think she's going to...
16:22She was crying the other day, Laura,
16:23and, like, she genuinely misses you.
16:25Like, she don't want to fall out with you.
16:27Yeah.
16:28I think she just needs to actually prove, through her actions,
16:30that she wants to be friends with you,
16:32rather than just actually saying it to you.
16:34Be careful.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Yeah.
16:37All right.
16:38All right.
16:38Good to see you.
16:39I'll let her know.
16:39See you later.
16:40Bye.
16:41I want to believe it so badly,
16:43because I really did value that friendship.
16:46I really, like, adore her.
16:48You know, I still do,
16:49but it's just, like, I'm not doing this fake thing anymore.
16:53I feel like she is like that a lot.
16:54Like, she tries to be friends with everyone,
16:56but then just doesn't give her all to anyone.
16:58Do you know what I mean?
16:59Yeah.
17:08What's going on with you, Jan?
17:10How are you?
17:11So crazy that, like, I purposely tried to stay out
17:13of the Zeno and Lauren drama,
17:15just for, like, my own sanity,
17:16and, like, I didn't want to pick sides with my two good friends,
17:18and that's why I'm being now dragged into it,
17:20because I didn't.
17:22Back either or.
17:23Oh, here she is.
17:25Hi.
17:26Look at that smile.
17:28Smile.
17:29Hi.
17:30Oh, God, not the smile.
17:31You look so gorgeous.
17:31I got your favourite drink.
17:33Thank you. So do you.
17:33Oh, my God.
17:34I need that.
17:35I appreciate it.
17:38Hello.
17:39Hello.
17:40How are you?
17:42Um, I'm not great, to be honest.
17:45Um, I feel like I've wanted to, like, clear some things up with you.
17:50I heard from Tristan that you, like, went in on him yesterday.
17:55I went in on Tristan?
17:57Yeah.
17:58I think Temps and Miles can both vouch for the fact
18:01that I absolutely did not go for Tristan.
18:03I had my backup, as anyone would,
18:06so I don't know why he's now relayed to you.
18:08Yeah, but you're defending Sam,
18:10and you shouldn't be.
18:11I was talking about the business.
18:12That's what I was defending Sam in.
18:14Only the business stuff.
18:15Like, Sam doesn't want him to be a part of the business,
18:18and it just breaks my heart,
18:18because Tristan's, like, the hardest-working guy,
18:21and he's constantly getting teared down from Sam.
18:23I just don't understand how you can't see that,
18:26because it hurts him so much.
18:27But I...
18:28But, Julia, there's no need to get upset.
18:29I feel like you're condoning that behaviour.
18:31Condoning?
18:31But why am I getting the grief between Sam and Tristan?
18:35What have I done to you for you to have a go at me?
18:38I'm not having a go at you, though.
18:39You very much are.
18:40You're having more of a go at me.
18:41I'm not really having a go at you.
18:42I'm just so done.
18:43I think Jules is...
18:44I'm so done as well.
18:45You're getting so, like...
18:46Because I'm annoyed.
18:48I'm annoyed that you and Tristan are both
18:49trying to drag my name under the mud
18:51over something that I'm not involved in.
18:53I've just seen Tristan so upset by it.
18:55Like, he's so upset.
18:56I just feel like Sam needs to just stop.
18:58Like, it's just horrible to see him.
18:59Like, he's so sad about it.
19:01I think it really...
19:02Like, I just feel like he...
19:03It really does, and he doesn't show it.
19:04And he doesn't show it, but he really, like...
19:07And with his business stuff, like...
19:09He wants to put in the effort and put in the work,
19:11but how can he when, like,
19:12this guy is constantly trying to put him down?
19:14Like, what's he meant to do?
19:16I would just walk away.
19:17If I didn't need all of that,
19:18and that guy...
19:18Someone's treating me so shit,
19:19I'd walk away and rise above it.
19:21No, because then I think that would be Sam.
19:22Tristan should walk away, rise above it, and go,
19:24Sam, you've been so shit to me.
19:26No, because then that's Sam winning again.
19:28I don't understand what you're saying.
19:29I did not want to fall out with you.
19:30I just feel like no one's really having my back.
19:32Yeah, that's Jules.
19:33People don't want you to...
19:33But no one's saying anything.
19:34Jules, I haven't got a word in edgeways, mate.
19:52There's a stain on that, Sophie.
19:55That's been thoroughly washed in the last 15 years,
19:57I'll have you know.
20:01Maybe put an advert in.
20:02That's beautiful.
20:05Oh, I'm a father of two.
20:08What am I doing?
20:23Hi.
20:24What's up?
20:24How are you?
20:26I'm okay.
20:27Oh, only okay?
20:28No, just I'm, you know, I'm busy.
20:30Been busy, but I'm feeling good.
20:32Okay, so do you know where the sass is coming from?
20:34No, it's not sass, you know, I'm just being me.
20:36How are you?
20:37Oh, oh, wait, are you trying to play it cool?
20:40No.
20:40Oh, okay.
20:41Yeah, no, that is exactly what I'm doing, to be honest.
20:44Look, I know it doesn't really look like it now,
20:46but I was actually going to go like full bad boy.
20:48I was going to wear a leather jacket.
20:49I was going to get out the skull earring,
20:51but I couldn't find them this morning.
20:52I think I left them on my bike or something cool like that.
20:56I think that you're getting it wrong.
20:58I think it should be more Ralph Lauren on the outside,
21:00bad boy on the inside.
21:01Okay, I mean, I can do that.
21:04Yeah.
21:05Yeah.
21:06I mean, look at me.
21:08What do you mean, look at you?
21:09I look, we both look great.
21:11I look great.
21:12You, we both look great.
21:13You look all right.
21:15Hey, guys.
21:16Okay, all right.
21:18Hey, Tabitha, you all right?
21:19Yankis.
21:19Hey, Yankis.
21:20Like, what is with all this like cloak and dagger stuff?
21:23Like, why can't I just meet, right,
21:25the person who said they were going to meet me?
21:27Well, I didn't think you would come if it was just me and you.
21:30And now my wonderful cute date with Tabitha
21:33has turned into like a three-way therapy session.
21:36Well, let's not be Oxford and Cambridge, you know?
21:39Let's just be Cambridge.
21:41Right, I'm going to come and say it.
21:43Freddie, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart,
21:47I'm sorry that I tried to get with your ex-girlfriend.
21:51You behaved extremely badly in Dorset, okay?
21:54And I also behaved very badly.
21:57I think what you did was slightly worse.
21:58I know.
22:01You're here to make peace.
22:03And I'm here to make peace.
22:04And I also apologize for the way that that whole situation was handled.
22:07It's all right, mate.
22:08It's been quite rough not being able to hang out with you
22:11because, yeah, it was just, it's been difficult.
22:14Hug it out.
22:15Go on, give me a hug.
22:19Yeah, come on, Tabitha.
22:20Can I?
22:23Oh, of course you bring Tabitha into that hug.
22:25Best day ever.
22:26It's the most action I've got from Tabitha.
22:28That is, yes.
22:32I have all my heart.
22:42Look at that beautiful, bright smile of yours, my love.
22:44Yeah, I mean, it's very bright.
22:47Yes, I did get new teeth.
22:50You know what?
22:50I think I've realized that I didn't need to change anything about myself.
22:55I've definitely learned a lesson.
22:57Like, I will be getting them off.
22:58Yeah?
22:58But they are great.
22:59Thank God you didn't get veneers.
23:00Imagine they were shaved down.
23:01You'd look like Gollum for the next six months.
23:02Thank God.
23:04I saw the girls last night.
23:06Ruby, Yaz, and Jazz.
23:09I mean, Yaz is your favorite person.
23:11She's just holding so much anger and resentment,
23:13but it's obviously, it is because she's back with Sam.
23:16He's texted me.
23:16Well, he sent me some arsey texts last night.
23:18Okay.
23:19So he's going to come down here in a bit.
23:21Oh, God.
23:23I'm not going to have Sam Prince sit across the table from me
23:25and say that I'm anything other than hardworking.
23:27And I'm not walking away until I'm given what I'm owed.
23:31I completely agree.
23:34Just very masculine poses, Oli.
23:37Obviously.
23:38Good, Oliver.
23:39Is your party not tomorrow?
23:41Are you coming in a toga carrying her in?
23:43Well, I could do.
23:44To be honest, I kind of wanted to see what you look like naked
23:47because I'm looking for little new acrobats.
23:50I wanted to be Cirque du Soleil.
23:53Cirque du Soleil.
23:54And who is your date going to be for this party?
23:57What about the bloke the other night?
23:58Sorry, I was trying to forget that
24:00and actually preserve our friendship from the royal telling off
24:04that I was going to give you.
24:06How was he in bed?
24:09Well, we didn't make it into bed
24:12because he was way past his bedtime, basically.
24:14Oh, no, really?
24:16So sorry I'm late.
24:18Don't worry, I'm slightest.
24:20This is my friend, Will.
24:22Will is a great guy.
24:25Hollywood best arse double.
24:27Oh, my God, are you joking?
24:29No, quite seriously.
24:30Just in case my arse is looking a bit more 40
24:32than I thought it was going to.
24:33Yours looks like it's been sat on for 20 years.
24:35Well, quite.
24:36No offence.
24:36It's true and it has been.
24:38So Will is taking my place.
24:40I step out.
24:41You step out.
24:42And you just have to basically,
24:43you have to make Will's arse look like my arse.
24:47OK.
24:47All right, let's see Hollywood's best arse turn around.
24:51Oh, my God.
24:53Oh, my God.
24:55Not bad.
24:57I'll look back.
24:58All right.
24:59Perfect.
25:13What do you think of this?
25:14I'm obsessed.
25:15OK, we want to turn the circus, really, not be the circus.
25:18No.
25:18OK, maybe not.
25:19Next one.
25:29Hi.
25:34Hi.
25:36Thanks for the tea.
25:38You're welcome.
25:41You all right?
25:43Um, it's a hard question to answer, to be honest.
25:48Yeah.
25:50I just thought it was finally time for us to, like, chat.
25:54And I hope you know how much this is, like, breaking my heart.
25:57Like, actually.
25:59I understand why you're frustrated.
26:01Of course I do.
26:03And it just, I don't know, I feel like I can't do anything right, really, with you.
26:14What do you mean?
26:16Like, when it comes to this, it's really hard for me when, like, I genuinely,
26:20I know you said that it's not possible to, like, love loads of people.
26:22But, like, with you and Zeno, like, they're two very different friendships,
26:27two very strong friendships, hopefully, with us, strong.
26:30But I really, I thought, you know what, I'm not, I'm not even going to get involved.
26:34And hopefully they can just have it out with each other.
26:36And then we, and then we just get along.
26:37Do you see where that, like, hurts me?
26:39You're the last person I want to fall out with.
26:43You know, I don't really mind the others.
26:45Really OK with it.
26:47You're, you, it, like, hits, like.
26:49Yeah.
26:49It hits, like, it just sucks, you know?
26:51Like, I feel like we have such a good connection, such a nice friendship.
26:55And, like, I'm there for you, Jaz, like, all the time, you know?
26:58And, like, I just want to feel like you're there for me.
27:02Yeah.
27:04I came prepared.
27:06No.
27:07Yeah, I really like my makeup.
27:14What?
27:15Love you.
27:19Love you.
27:20Love you.
27:22But I just want to thank you for being so,
27:24I know that you didn't expect to run into Demi.
27:27Yeah, not at all.
27:28And then she was like, yeah, that Livvy girl doesn't like you.
27:30And I was like, sorry.
27:32But Demi came home and I was like, wait, so Livvy's the one with the problem?
27:36And what, I was really confused.
27:37Like, did you feel that vibe when you were speaking?
27:40No, I feel more Livvy.
27:42She, in that moment, was like, OK, just, like, proceed with caution.
27:46Yeah.
27:46Are you guys friends?
27:47You and Livvy?
27:48I would say we're good.
27:49Like, I've really tried to make an effort with her since the Maldives.
27:52So it kind of just, like, jabbed me a bit.
27:54Yeah.
27:55She was like, if you're friends with everybody,
27:59are you really a good friend to anyone?
28:01Yeah.
28:03To say that in front of Demi was a bit odd.
28:06Yeah.
28:06I don't know.
28:07You know, it's a bit embarrassing.
28:15All right, who are you supporting?
28:17I'm Oxford, OK?
28:18Let's do it.
28:19Let's have it.
28:19I'm Oxford as well.
28:25Oh, come on, Oxford!
28:27Come on!
28:36What do you think of this one?
28:37Oh my god, it's a contender for short.
28:39I love it.
28:39So do I.
28:40Picked out these for you, maybe, to go with the dress.
28:42Yeah, I'll actually give it a 100%.
28:44This is really the vibe for Sophie's party.
28:46I feel like it works with a curse.
28:47It's a lot, but no, I love it.
28:49It's raw to you.
28:49It's great.
28:50Short.
28:51I love short.
28:51Yeah, this is such a good idea, actually, renting out a dress.
28:54I know.
28:54Because I hate wearing the same dress twice.
28:56It's also just a really good idea, because obviously it's good for the planet,
28:58but then also you get to wear loads of different things.
29:00But look how amazing all these dresses are.
29:01I know, they're stunning.
29:03How's he?
29:03How's everything with Jack?
29:04Yeah, we're really good, actually.
29:05Good.
29:06I think we had a bit of a rough patch for a few weeks,
29:09but we're so good now.
29:11We're on the right track.
29:12Good.
29:13And how are you?
29:13How's things with the whole jazz situation?
29:17Lauren was telling me about it yesterday at the gym when I saw her.
29:20We actually bumped into Demi, which was interesting.
29:23Was that really awkward?
29:24Yeah, that was the first time I'd met her as well.
29:26She's lovely, isn't she?
29:27No, she seems really sweet.
29:28But yeah, she was basically just saying jazz has been really upset about Lauren.
29:32Lauren said jazz has been messaging her quite a lot to meet up,
29:35and that they obviously met up today for a coffee, I think.
29:41I mean, I'm obviously not the nicest thing to hear,
29:44that she's, you know, wanting to try this hard to fix the future.
29:48Yeah, it does seem like she is, like, really upset about it.
29:52Yeah.
29:52I just sometimes get slight fake vibes from her,
29:55because I feel like she tries to be so nice to everyone.
29:58I wouldn't say that she's fake,
29:59but I do think that she struggles sometimes with deciding which way to go,
30:03and, like, doesn't want to upset everybody,
30:05or doesn't want to, I guess, like, be on people's bad side.
30:08And it's something I'd want to speak to her about and just say,
30:10your priority feels like it's with Lauren here, not me.
30:13There is a bit of a common denominator here,
30:15which is that jazz isn't backing either of you guys.
30:19Yeah.
30:21Well, you know I'll always have your back.
30:23I know that, my love.
30:24And I really appreciate the support that you've given me recently.
30:27It means a lot.
30:28Good.
30:29Sam's here.
30:30Tristan, Julian, Heidi.
30:33Yeah, I think I'm gonna go.
30:35I'll see you later.
30:36All right, bye-bye.
30:40Sam.
30:41Tristan.
30:42How's it going?
30:43Good.
30:44Yeah?
30:44Yeah, really good.
30:46Good.
30:48First of all, I think what I can't seem to get my head around,
30:51it's been days now,
30:52is why you raised your voice at Yasmin.
30:55Is it funny?
30:56Yeah.
30:57Is it funny?
30:58Yeah, you're funny.
30:59It's funny that you raised your voice.
31:00It's a discussion.
31:01It's a discussion.
31:02And I matched her energy.
31:05You matched her energy?
31:07Your lies are swirling.
31:15Your lies are swirling.
31:17What's the point of you being here?
31:18Is this the point of it?
31:19Because I can't be arsed with you all.
31:21Because I'm so sick of a guy who pretend...
31:24You're a pretender.
31:25I'm sorry.
31:26You're a proud gentleman that shouts at girls.
31:28I'm not. It's absolute bollocks.
31:29Sam, you cheat on every girl you've been with.
31:30You've left a string of broken-heart women.
31:32You're an emotional...
31:33You are the poster boy for emotional immaturity.
31:35You're a serial cheat and you're a manipulator.
31:37I'm not.
31:37You're a serial cheater and you're a manipulator.
31:39I'm not.
31:40You're a serial cheater and you're a manipulator.
31:42I'm not.
31:42You're a serial cheater and you're a manipulator.
31:44So stop pretending to be so happy
31:46when your girlfriend's saying you're sitting at home crying.
31:48Why are you crying?
31:49Why are you trying to weaponise emotional vulnerability?
31:51I'm sick and tired of people like you trying to drag me down.
31:54I'm trying to cut all ties with you, Sam.
31:56Also, you keep saying, cut ties with me.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's exactly what I want.
31:59Absolutely, likewise.
32:00Apparently you invest into Bella.
32:02No, I invested my time into Bella.
32:03No, no.
32:04How much did you invest into Bella?
32:05Nothing.
32:06Emotionally, time.
32:07That's what I've invested.
32:08I owe you nothing.
32:09I owe you nothing.
32:10I gave you the shares. You've done nothing.
32:12Sam, I'm not going to sit here trading blows with you.
32:15Tell me what you've done.
32:16Nothing.
32:16You're going on TikTok Live and selling a few houseplants
32:18and not running a business, Sam.
32:20You're absent for months at a time.
32:22You've had a failed podcast with a girl you cheated on
32:24and a failed tea business.
32:25You're not Jeff Bezos.
32:26What have you done?
32:27You are an embarrassment.
32:28And the fact that you're sat here trying to insult me
32:30means absolutely nothing to me.
32:31I'll give you straight facts.
32:32Nothing you ever say to me...
32:33I'll give you straight facts.
32:33You chase chaos like it's oxygen.
32:35No, I don't.
32:35You chase the spotlight because you think you're a main character
32:37but you're a fucking villain with a baby face.
32:39And nothing that you say to me will ever mean a thing.
32:42When you have something to talk to me about...
32:44We can discuss.
32:45I'm not interested in hearing this, Sam.
32:46Goodbye.
32:47All the best.
33:24Your talent in the circus would be...
33:27Snake charmer.
33:28I would love that.
33:30Of course you would.
33:30You have tamed many a snake.
33:32Many snakes.
33:32I still don't speak snake but I can charm them.
33:35In that crushed velvet number you could be...
33:38I'm the ringleader, babe.
33:38The popcorn ring.
33:39I'm the ringleader.
33:40Fuck you, you popcorn ring.
33:41I'm the ringleader.
33:42Especially the top. As for you, we've worked out what your talent is. You're quite good at bending at the hips. Showing the photo?
33:48No, I don't know if it's the right time.
33:51No, I think it is.
33:53What have you done?
33:55A little treat.
33:57Well, we did a little something just for you.
33:59This is from me to you.
34:01Have you done something with something of mine?
34:03It is a present to show you the naughtiness of it.
34:05It's a present.
34:07Is that you?
34:13Of course it's me. Look how handsome I am.
34:15Something's not quite right.
34:17Because it looks...
34:19The bottom bit looks quite muscly and the top bit doesn't.
34:21That's your head on someone else's body.
34:23No.
34:25Yes.
34:27I know your body.
34:29That's my body.
34:31It's just a different angle to what you're often seeing.
34:33That's not your butt.
34:35Sophie and Liv came up with an idea
34:37that doing a nice naked photo shoot
34:39like I did back in the day was a good shout.
34:41I thought maybe I'd get a
34:43Hollywood's best stunt double ass
34:45to help me out.
34:47Hollywood's best apparently.
34:49He was Brad Pitt and Troy.
34:51That was like 25 years ago.
34:53But I thought maybe you'd find that more attractive.
34:55Body attractive.
34:57Your body's better than this, huh?
34:59So this is silly.
35:01Do you see what he's trying to do?
35:03Another idea that could sort of
35:05encourage...
35:07Just to push you guys back into the bedroom
35:09where you belong.
35:11Let's raise a glass to Ollie's ass.
35:13Bottoms up, guys.
35:15Sophie?
35:17I've never had my ass cheers before.
35:19This outfit.
35:21Is that shirt a shirt for a bow tie?
35:23Not in the traditional sense, no.
35:25It's just a shirt.
35:27Anything else?
35:29You do actually look very nice.
35:31Aww.
35:33It's nice that, you know,
35:35we're all cool now.
35:37I mean, I'm not...
35:39I didn't know we have a...
35:41I didn't know we had a...
35:43I didn't know we had a...
35:45I didn't know we had a...
35:47I didn't know we have a...
35:49We're not cool.
35:51I'm not trying to sleep with you anymore.
35:53OK.
35:55That's nice.
35:57I know the ship has sailed.
35:59Has it, though?
36:13Did you like the performance?
36:15Yeah, I was just staring at you staring at them. I know I didn't know where to look
36:20I was trying not to look at her but I was trying to clap her at the same time
36:27Hello, nice to see you again. How are you?
36:30Good, good.
36:32I kind of just wanted to come over because I feel like
36:34Things have been a bit weird and since it's Lauren's situation
36:37But I heard that you know, you've been messaging her loads and trying to I guess like fix it. From this one
36:42That's how you that's why you've heard it. Yeah, I told her
36:45Yeah, cuz Lauren told me at the gym that you've been messaging her
36:49Yeah, it's quite hard for me to hear that when she's been treating me as badly as she has
36:53Well, I didn't expect to have a messenger talk about my business before we got to speak
36:57So, I'm sorry that you heard that through a third party
36:59But at the end of the day you about me like I'm not here like saying this one. Well, I'm okay
37:04I'm hearing from Livvy. That's obviously not ideal. It's rude. You know that Lauren's been an asshole to me
37:09You know that she has. I told you that I told her that at the gig. I pulled her out at the gig. I'm saying you're obviously backing
37:14Trying to back both of us there, but I'm not trying to back both of you
37:17I'm trying to stay the world the fuck out of it, Zayna. By doing that I'm saying. I think staying out of it is like. All right, Liv.
37:21Guys, come on. Don't do that. No, I'm listening to you. Being able to have an opinion on what's right and what's not. No, it's not critical.
37:27No, but I don't appreciate the way you're speaking to her. It's a completely different situation. You don't need to swear. You don't need to swear or shout.
37:32I just think you try to be friends of so like everyone, you know, you try to be so lovely and everything
37:36And sometimes I think that it comes across a bit disindentive. Okay. That's just my personal opinion.
37:41I'm not gonna be nice to you anymore then. Happy? I just don't think the way you talk to me is that nice.
37:45You belittle me. You talk to me with like some horrible attitude. I just think it's. Just don't get involved in my real friendships.
37:50You've been here for five minutes. Okay, fuck off. Okay.
37:54There's no need for like. Hey, go forward then, Zay. Don't. Go. No, don't do that.
38:00We've got our own situation. You don't need to be speaking to her like that.
38:04Okay, put it back. I'm gonna leave you to it.
38:07I just can't. I tried to bite my tongue there. I tried. She's really getting on my nerves.
38:21Max, I'm so sorry for the way I treated you. I feel like I've been waiting a while. I appreciate it.
38:36Can I see the picture? Of course.
38:41So, I'm now going to just come out the photo booth.
38:45What's going on with that? I haven't answered her since we fell out. I feel like I need to. Do you want to? I would like to.
38:53Alice?
38:57Don't be nervous.
39:01Hello. Oh, hello.
39:04I feel like we didn't really leave it on. Yeah. Great times, last time we saw each other. Yeah, I feel like,
39:10you know, the way I spoke to you, I do regret it. You know, I would like to apologize.
39:15I was taken a little bit aback by what what you said, so thank you for apologizing. Yeah.
39:24Any apology from you or no? What would I be apologizing? Just for constantly saying stuff about Tristan and I. It's a bit different.
39:33In my opinion. In my opinion, it's not, but we can agree to disagree. My comments were in jest
39:40with the history we know you've got and, you know... You don't know anything about me, Sam. Please don't make sly digs.
39:44It's not the time or place. No sly digs. It's just facts. It's not facts. It's your opinion. Yeah. Anyway, whatever. Anyway, best of luck with everything, guys.
39:51Did you have a chance to read the letter from Sam yet?
39:53I absolutely did not, no. Because he came to me for some advice on how to deal with business situations and I just gave him some advice.
39:59You want a nepo baby, so it makes sense. Oh, well, you know, I run a successful business and...
40:05Nothing but my wits and a couple of million pounds in family money. Huh? You don't need to get your nose stuck into me and Sam's business, that's all.
40:13Anyway, if you need some assistance on finding new gardening companies, I've got a lot of clients in that industry.
40:19Thank you, Sam. I'll check you out on LinkedIn. No problem. Absolutely. Cheers.
40:23Well, nice to see you. It's been a pleasure to meet you, Alice. Good luck. Bye.
40:30Fuck. Tristan's here. Yeah, and Julia's here. Yeah.
40:35I thought after that conversation I'd be, like, maybe one step forward, but I feel we're ten steps back.
40:40I think a resignation letter needs to be sent in the post. Mm. I need him to sign it. It's time to go for Tristan. Yeah.
40:47But one thing is positive, it's me and you. I want you to know how grateful I am and I want to give you something.
40:54What? Because, look, mine's yours.
40:58You're... A key? A key. For you.
41:02That is so adorable. So adorable.
41:05What? No, no, you put my initials in it. Yeah.
41:08Because I want you to feel, like, comfortable to come round mine. I want you to feel like you enjoy the space as much as I do.
41:13That is so adorable. Look at the little key chain.
41:16Um, I want you to know that I love you.
41:20I think, also, we both love the people that we became not together.
41:25And, for me, it's like, I also want to make sure that we don't lose that.
41:31Yeah. No, I just want... Oh, God.
41:35What's wrong? Nothing. I just want to talk to you normally, how we normally do it on camera.
41:38I know, but I am trying to do that. No, but listen, I love you. I love you lots.
41:43I know, but I'm not thinking about the cameras. I think you...
41:48No, I'm not at all. I am telling you, I love you. I've said I'm in love with you. I've said all these things.
41:52And I love and care for you, obviously. Like, I think... I think you know that.
41:57I do know that. I can't ask for... I mean, from the minute...
42:00You know that I love and care about you. I think everyone can see I love and care about you.
42:04I can't, yeah. I don't need to say it, like... You don't, you don't, you don't.
42:07That's what I'm saying. I've never had anyone who loves and cares for me this much.
42:10Even when we weren't together, you sought my back.
42:12You know, it's not an easy decision, like, to make such a fuss around everyone
42:16being like, I'm so, like, done. Like, done, done, done, to the point where I laugh
42:21and people are like, ugh, I don't believe you, I don't believe you.
42:25But it is harder when you are, like, faced again with an ex.
42:29Like, you can't deny those emotions, I guess.
42:32I can understand that. Yeah.
42:34And I feel like it doesn't need a label.
42:36But I have got one more thing for you.
42:39No.
42:42Yeah.
42:44I love you.
42:46No, that's unbelievable.
42:48I love you.
42:50What the hell?
42:52I love you so much.
42:54Why would you think so much?
42:56That's really sweet.
42:58I love you. I just want you to know.
43:00I feel like I want to shout from the rooftop how much I love you.
43:02What the hell?
43:04Do we know if we know my ring size?
43:06Shall we try?
43:08God, this is very... God, I can't believe that.
43:11I've been obsessed with this for, like...
43:13That's why I had to call Ruby yesterday.
43:15I said, what do we think about this finger?
43:17This finger?
43:19I don't even know which finger.
43:21No, no, no. I think the middle.
43:23The middle?
43:25It fits.
43:27They always say if a ring doesn't fit, it's not a good sign.
43:41I want to say something to you.
43:43You have made me the happiest I've ever been in my life.
43:45And I love you so, so much.
43:47I love you so much.
43:49You know I really do.
43:51I know.
44:11I love you.
44:13Thank you so much.
44:15And obviously I don't know what anything like the future holds,
44:17but just know that...