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00:00And now, here they are, the most daredevil group of dachshund drivers to ever whirl
00:07their wheels in the Wacky Racers, competing for the title of the World's Wackiest Racers.
00:12The cars are approaching the starting line.
00:15First is the Turbo-Terrific, driven by Peter Perfect.
00:17Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon.
00:20Maneuvering for possession is the Army Surplus Special.
00:23Right behind is the Anvil Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb.
00:27And there's Ingenious Inventor, Pat Hennig, in his Converter Car.
00:30Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the Glamour Gal of the Gas Pedal.
00:35Next, we have the Boulder Mobile with the Sly Brothers, Rock and Gravel.
00:39Marching along is the Creepy Coop with the Gruesome Susum.
00:42And right on their tail is the Red Max.
00:44And there's the Arkansas Chug-A-Bug with Luke and Blubber Bear.
00:48Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dewbatters, Dick Dastardly
00:53and his sidekick, Muttly.
00:55And now they're up to some dirty trick, and they're off to a standing start.
01:00And why not?
01:01They've been chained to a post by shifty Dick Dastardly, who shifts into the wrong gear.
01:06And away they go on the way out Wacky Races.
01:13Today's Wacky Races Rally, led by number five, Penelope Pitstop, takes the contestants through
01:19a twisting route from Slipover, New Jersey to the finish line at Ups and Downs.
01:24That's Dick Dastardly there plotting his daily dirty deeds.
01:27If I stop them here, I will win the race.
01:40The Arkansas Chug-A-Bug, car number eight, beats his owner, H.R.P.
01:45Hot and roasted peanuts for more power.
01:49Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!
01:57Wow.
01:58Listen to that motor hum.
02:00That's quite a powerful motor you've got there, Lou.
02:03Yep, and it costs him the peanuts to run.
02:07As the Arkansas Chug-A-Bug shoots ahead, the slack runners in car number one start to make
02:11their pitch to regain third place.
02:14And they go into super clobber and clump power, and find themselves in need of extensive body
02:24and fender repair.
02:25These slags are hard competitors.
02:26All right.
02:28And car number one is back in the race, I mean the wacky race.
02:49Professor Pantene confirms to go ahead by shifting the sail power.
02:56And it looks like he'll win this wacky race in a breeze.
02:59But the creepy kid blows up a storm.
03:02And it's an ill wind that blows no good for the professor.
03:08Nick Dastardly has managed to sneak into the lead, but now the other cars are closing in.
03:12We'll have to stop them, I think.
03:14Perhaps some small dastardly deed will do.
03:24A little realistic paint job.
03:30And presto, we have a realistic chasm in the road.
03:36Now you can place that bridge out warning sign, Mudley.
03:43Here they come.
03:49Drop him.
03:50No one stopped.
03:51They went right on through.
03:53Well, so can we.
04:03And the wacky beat goes on as popular Peter Perfect makes a play for trendy Penelope
04:09Who has just washed out a few things and hung them out to dry.
04:12Number four in the red bag is trying to gain the lead.
04:14Face to the air.
04:15But right in the face.
04:17Propellers don't fit.
04:23Hmm, holiday amusement park.
04:26This gives me a despicable idea, Mudley.
04:31Say, Dastardly, you can't go into that amusement park.
04:34It's closed.
04:36Well, I'm opening it for a special Wacky Races surprise party.
04:41Fetch the tools, Mudley.
04:44Here they come, Mudley.
04:46I'll work these inside controls while you throw the road switch we built.
05:05All aboard for the roller coaster.
05:18Just at the top of Old Smoky.
05:23All aboard for the Matterhorn.
05:25Dodge them.
05:26Ferris wheel.
05:27Merry-go-round.
05:28And all points east.
05:34Something tells me we took a wrong turn.
05:41Hey, Gruesome.
05:43Let's stop for a little seance with our friends.
06:08Max to control.
06:09Max to control.
06:10Five kiddie cars.
06:11The twelve o'clock.
06:12That ought to hold them until we win the race.
06:13Hey, Mudley.
06:14Hold on, you dastardly villain.
06:15Double threat.
06:16It's the professor.
06:17He's tricky.
06:18Let's get out of here.
06:19He's going to get a big kick out of this gadget.
06:20Let me give you a lift.
06:21You deal.
06:23Mudley.
06:24Mudley.
06:25Mudley.
06:26Mudley.
06:27Mudley.
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07:00Mudley.
07:01Mudley.
07:02Mudley.
07:03Mudley.
07:04Now, let's help the others to get pumped the race.
07:05The only surplus special, trying to make up for lost time,
07:06so into super percolator powers.
07:07Wow, look at him percolate in the first place.
07:08Rubalsruff got inteminent exercise to mule over his Bus Wagon,
07:09so he could block Peter perfect at number nine, the turbo terrific.
07:10I say, old chap.
07:11Would you mind pulling over, so I may pass?
07:12He wants to break everything and pop Dewey for a launch.
07:16Would you mind pulling over so I may pass?
07:18He wants a break, doesn't he?
07:20Okay!
07:29Oh, well.
07:30Two wheels are better than none.
07:33It is quite a crossroad to stop them.
07:36Brace yourselves, Motley.
07:38Here they come!
07:43Motley!
07:46That's the wackiness of wacky races.
07:48He finds car number two, the Creepy Coop,
07:50creeping along in last place.
07:52So they decide to shift into Dragon Wheel Tower.
07:56And away he goes!
07:58Looking like a winner as he passes the Slag Brothers.
08:00Peter Perfect, the Red Max, the Arkansas Chugabug,
08:04Penelope Pitstop, the Surplus Six,
08:06and it looks like he'll take the lead away from the A.M. Gilmop in car number seven!
08:10It's going to pass us, right?
08:13Not if I go into reverse.
08:17Uh-oh. The Creepy Coop returns to last place.
08:21This scheme is so dastardly, it even scares me.
08:25Listen.
08:26When I throw this basketball through the basket,
08:29it'll fall and hit the button on the harpoon gun,
08:32sending the harpoon with a steel ball tied to it
08:35over the highway and stick in the door of that cement trough.
08:39The steel ball will swing and open the door,
08:43sending an avalanche of quick-drying cement down on the highway.
08:50Here goes!
08:52Drat! I missed the basket!
08:55And there goes the ball.
08:57Hmm. What can I use for a substitute?
09:02Sorry, Buddley. You're it.
09:06Remember now, keep your head down and your tail in.
09:10Remember now, keep your head down and your tail in.
09:13Yay, team!
09:22No! Not here, you silly cement!
09:25Buddley!
09:32Well, don't just stand there, Buddley.
09:35Find a chisel and get me out!
09:38Going into the home stretch, we find the Army Surplus Special in the lead.
09:42Hey, Sarge, looks like a roadblock just inside of the finish line.
09:47I'll ride through it!
09:50Did that bump hurt you, Sarge?
09:53What do you think? Now head for that finish line and step on it!
09:58So, while Private Leekley follows the sergeant's orders and steps on the finish line,
10:02Red Max in car number four crosses the line and is declared the winner.
10:06My brothers are second and the Arkansas Chugabug is third.
10:11Do something! Get me out!
10:15Oh, no! No, no! Not that way!
10:24Thanks for nothing!
10:28And they're off again!
10:30The wacky race goes on and on.
10:32Each driver determined to win, maneuvering for position,
10:35looking for the opening that will put him in the lead.
10:38The anthill mob uses getaway power.
10:41Red Max and the Crimson Hay Bailer makes his move.
10:48The Arkansas Chugabug uses jet power.
10:52And they're off again!
10:56And the Creepy Coop pours it on with dragon power.
11:00Oh, it's going to be a great race, folks.
11:03Hey, wait a minute. Stop!
11:09This race starts next week.
11:11Next week? That means I'll get a good start on the other.
11:16Drat! Drat! And double drat!
11:26And now, here they are.
11:28The most daredevil group of daffy drivers
11:30who ever whirled their wheels in the wacky races.
11:33Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racers.
11:37The cars are approaching the starting line.
11:39First is the Turbo Terrific, driven by Peter Perfect.
11:42Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzz Wagon.
11:45Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special.
11:47Right behind is the anthill mob in their Bullseye.
11:50Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special.
11:52Right behind is the anthill mob in their Bulletproof Bomb.
11:56And there's Ingenious Inventor, Pat Penning, in his Converter Car.
12:00Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop,
12:03the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
12:05Next, we have the Boulder Mobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.
12:08Marching along is the Creepy Coop with the Gruesome Twosome.
12:11And right on their tail is the Red Max.
12:14And there's the Arkansas Chugabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.
12:17Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing do-batters,
12:22Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttly.
12:25And even now they're up to some dirty trick,
12:27and they're off to a standing start.
12:30And why not?
12:31They've been chained to a post by Shifty Dick Dastardly,
12:34who shifts it to the wrong gear.
12:36And away they go on the Way Out Wacky Races.
12:40Way Out Wacky Races
12:43Mile post flash by like tickets on a fence
12:45as the Wacky Racers hurtle toward their destination.
12:48And it's a...
12:50fast track to Hackensack.
12:54But here comes that drag of the drag strips, Dick Dastardly.
12:58Oh, that ought to slow things down considerably.
13:00Okay, okay, so you're a good judge of character.
13:03Big deal.
13:04Let's start slowing the others down, eh, Muttly?
13:08He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!
13:24He-he-ha-ha-ha!
13:26Well, what are you waiting for?
13:27The curtain's a-going up on the sack of that?
13:30Bla-da-da-da-da-bla-da-da-da, Cheater!
13:32Bla-da-da-da-ba-ba-ba!
13:33Bla-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba!
13:34Bla-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba!
13:35Bla-da-da-da-da-bla-da-da-da!
13:36And he's no gentleman, either. Let's go, boys!
13:43And so, while McDasherly takes advantage of his ill-gotten lead,
13:47a heated battle is going on for second place between car number one, the Swag Brothers,
13:51and Penelope Pitstop in car number five.
13:53Penelope pours on the power and gets in front of the motor mobile.
13:58Oh, dear! My umbrella!
14:02Hurry! Open up the light!
14:07It's dark! I can't see!
14:18What's this?
14:20What's the big idea, dropping in without an appointment?
14:23And what are you guys going to say?
14:26Professor Pen, pending in the converter car, is having difficulties trying to pass the creepy goose.
14:30Come on, fellas, move over!
14:33I'll just have to lift myself over the...
14:38He's converted the converter car into a derrick and lifts himself off the road.
14:45Hey, look! He blew over us!
14:48Well, two can play in that case.
14:51The creepy goose shifts into dragon power.
14:58Hey, come back!
15:00You forgot something!
15:12Oh, for sure. I just had it washed and polished.
15:17Meanwhile, Dick Dasherly in double zero continues to lead the pack.
15:24What's this?
15:27Law and order city limits.
15:29Speed limit, thirty-five miles per hour.
15:34Come on, Muddly, we're going to play a dirty trick.
15:41We'll change the three to an eight,
15:44making it eighty-five miles per hour,
15:47and watch the wacky racers fall into our trap.
15:57Speed limit, eighty-five miles an hour.
16:00Quit dragging your feet, Meekly. Charge!
16:11Howdy, Sheriff. Nice peaceful little town you've got here.
16:15And we aims to keep it that way, so just watch your step, stranger.
16:20Don't worry, Sheriff. I'm an honest, law-abiding citizen.
16:24It's that unruly mob that's heading this way you've got to be on the lookout for.
16:29So long, Sheriff.
16:37What was that? A tornado?
16:42Tornado nothing. That's a bunch of them city slickers.
16:48Maybe a day or two in the town pokey will slow them down a mite.
16:54Uh-oh. Somebody's going to get it.
16:57Here comes the law, and boy, is he mad.
17:00You're glad we're as pure as the driven snow.
17:04Pull over, you speed demons, or I'll run you off the road.
17:08But, officer...
17:10Let me handle this, boss.
17:12I'll hit them giving us the key to the city before I'm through.
17:16Here, Sheriff. Have a cigar.
17:18Now, what's the charge?
17:20Well, the charge was speeding.
17:23But when you tried to bribe me with a cigar, you really tore it.
17:27Now, get in your car and follow me to the town jail.
17:34Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly still holds the lead.
17:37But, Rubus Ruffcut and the Arkansas Chugga-Bugger are coming up fast.
17:40Rat! Another one of your stupid ideas that didn't work, Muddly.
17:44Huh? I agree.
17:46Yes, your idea.
17:48Twas a fussy, fussy, fussy one.
17:52Meanwhile, back in the town of Law and Order,
17:54the Antil-Bobber enjoying the hospitality of the Sheriff.
17:57Now look at the mess you got us into, Ding-a-Ling.
18:00You know a thing like this can give a guy a bad image.
18:03Don't worry, boss. I'll have us out of this cracker box
18:06before you can say, hey, dearest Corpuscle.
18:10Watch it, you guys. You're wrinkling my lapels.
18:14Won't be long now, boss.
18:16And we'll be as free as a kite with a busted string.
18:21Leaving so soon?
18:24Hey, what the...
18:28Lucky for me, you was here, or I might have hurt myself.
18:33Back in the race, Dick Dastardly is still in the lead
18:35and still trying to shake loose from the bus wagon and the Arkansas Chugga-Bug.
18:39I'll get rid of him with Operation Little Red Wagon.
18:52It's a bomb!
19:04Nothing can catch us now, Mudly.
19:06It's a clear track to Hackensack.
19:14It's moments like this that make me wonder if cheating really pays.
19:21Back at the jailhouse, Ding-a-Ling has another brilliant idea.
19:24I'll just blow a hole in the wall with this dynamite
19:27and we'll scram out of here.
19:29This better work, Ding-a-Ling.
19:37What in tarnation do you fellas think you're doing to my jail?
19:41Sorry, Sheriff.
19:43We was just trying to get back into the Wacky Race.
19:46Did you say Wacky Race?
19:48Yeah, and we'd probably be winning
19:50if it wasn't for Ding-a-Ling and his bright ideas.
19:53Well, why didn't you say so?
19:55The Wacky Race is our favorite sport.
19:58Come on, fellas, you're holding up the race.
20:02See, boss, I told you I'd get us out of this mess.
20:06With about ten miles to go to the finish line,
20:08the Slack Brothers are now in the lead
20:10with a creepy-poop running a close second.
20:12But here comes old bad news again.
20:15Watch this, Mudly.
20:17I'm going to get two birds with one stone.
20:21I wonder what's troubling them.
20:27So long, suckers!
20:30Hey, Trekker.
20:32And with only a few miles to go,
20:34it looks as if Ding-a-Ling is going to win this race.
20:37Yes.
20:39I was almost beginning to think
20:41that Ding-a-Ling was going to win this race.
20:44I'm sure he is.
20:47Yes.
20:49I was almost beginning to think that crime doesn't pay.
20:53Wait a minute. What's this?
20:55It's Ian Hillmop passing everybody.
20:57And with a police escort, yes.
20:59Curtis, we've got to get rid of them.
21:02Scare them off, Mudly.
21:10Shooting firearms within the city limits is against the law.
21:17Resisting arrest, are you?
21:23Hey, what's going on?
21:25We're slowing up.
21:27Meanwhile, Ding-a-Ling sets inches away from the finish line.
21:31Number seven, Ian Hillmop, comes in first.
21:33Number one, the Sly Brothers are second.
21:35And number two, the creepy-poop is third.
21:37Oh, what a race this has been.
21:39Drat! Double drat!
21:41And triple drat!
21:44Hope you like our little town of law and order.
21:47Because you're going to be there for quite a spell.
21:50Law and order?
21:52Yuck! I hate it already.
22:02And they're off again.
22:04The wacky race goes on and on.
22:06Each driver determined to win.
22:08Maneuvering for position.
22:09Looking for the opening that will put him in the lead.
22:12Ian Hillmop uses getaway power.
22:15Fred Max and the Crimson Hay Bailer makes his move.
22:21The Arkansas Chugabug uses jet power.
22:26And the creepy-poop pours it on with dragon power.
22:30Oh, it's going to be a great race, folks.
22:32Hey, wait a minute.
22:34Stop!
22:38This race starts next week.
22:40Next week?
22:42That means I'll get a good start on the others.
22:45Drat! Drat!
22:47And double drat!
23:01And now, here they are.
23:03The most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever whirl their wheels in the wacky races.
23:08Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer.
23:12The cars are approaching the starting line.
23:14First is the Turbo Terrific driven by Peter Perfect.
23:17Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Buzz Wagon.
23:20Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special.
23:22Right behind is the Ian Hillmop in their bulletproof bomb.
23:26And there's Ingenious Inventor, Pat Hennig, in his converter car.
23:30Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
23:35Next, we have the Motor Mobile with the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.
23:38Marching along is the Creepy Coop with a gruesome twosome.
23:41And right on their tail is the Red Fat.
23:44And there's the Arkansas Chugabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.
23:47Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dewbatters,
23:52Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muckling.
23:55And even now, they're up to some dirty trick.
23:57And they're off!
23:58To a standing start.
24:00And why not?
24:01They've been chained to a post by Shifty Dick Dastardly.
24:04The ship's into the wrong gear.
24:06And away they go!
24:08On the way out, Wacky Races.
24:14Roaring along to Rocky Road, Rhode Island,
24:16the Wacky Racers are led by that Dracula of the drag strip, Dick Dastardly.
24:21I resent that remark.
24:23Well, do you deny it?
24:24No, I just resent it.
24:26Uh-oh.
24:27Looks like the Ian Hillmop and Peter Perfect are going to pass Dick.
24:30Oh yeah?
24:31Over my dishonest body.
24:33I'll keep them in their place with my Road Hogger.
24:41I figured with a little persuasion,
24:43they'd be willing to drop out of the race.
24:48How terribly embarrassing.
24:50All right, you guys.
24:51Pardon the expression, but we gotta hang together.
24:55Don't worry, boss.
24:56I got the car right here.
24:58In this hall.
25:04Yeah!
25:07Meanwhile, Penelope Pitstop,
25:09the pin-up of the pedal pushers,
25:11has moved up to challenge Dastardly for the lead.
25:13If there's anything I can't stand,
25:15it's a pushy female.
25:17Apparently, you know what to do.
25:23Not you, knucklehead.
25:25Those chocolates are for Penelope.
25:27Piss off.
25:32Are those little old bonbons for little old me?
25:35My, how sweet of little old you.
25:41I should have known there'd be some strings attached.
25:44Hang on, Penelope.
25:45I'll rescue you.
25:47Professor Pat Penning has converted his converticar
25:49to a bicycle built for two.
25:53Thanks ever so ever for rescuing me, Professor.
25:57My pleasure, Penelope.
25:59There's another thing I can't stand.
26:01A goody-good do-gooder.
26:03And so, with Dastardly Dastardly still in the lead,
26:06the wacky race goes on.
26:10What have we here?
26:12Big Town City Limits.
26:14I have an idea, Muttley.
26:16Let's show the others some sights in this big town.
26:22Eh, Muttley?
26:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:27Meanwhile, Dick plans more dastardly tricks.
26:30Let's see how the other racers are doing.
26:32The Buzz Wagon, the Army Surplus Special,
26:34and the Arkansas Chug-A-Bug are holding a steady pace.
26:36The Slag Brothers in their bouldermobile are trailing them.
26:41The Slag Brothers have lost a wheel.
26:43Right, you bugger.
26:44Move that wheel, got it?
26:46Get new one.
26:47Okay.
26:53All set.
26:54Okay, let's go.
27:02Dummy head, you make square wheels.
27:06Meanwhile, Dick Dastardly has reached downtown Big Town
27:09and hot on his tail fights the Arkansas Chug-A-Bug.
27:12Oh, wait.
27:13License Baker in the county seat at Hog Waller.
27:16Looking up yonder.
27:18License Baker in the county seat at Hog Waller.
27:21Looking up yonder.
27:22That barn is taller than the courthouse back home.
27:25Come on, Muttley.
27:26We're going to give that hillbilly his first ride on the subway.
27:35Oh, this should be fun.
27:40I think we've stumbled onto a lost mine, blubber.
27:45What tarnation is that?
27:48It's a one-eyed monster.
27:50Let's get out of here.
27:53A one-eyed monster.
27:55That's rich.
28:15Here they come, Muttley.
28:17Let's give them a better view of the city.
28:20Looks like Dick Dastardly's up to no good.
28:24Why, that dirty Dastardly has put up a detour sign.
28:31And the Slag Brothers fell for it.
28:33I'm of the Slag Brothers, Minkley.
28:36Right, George.
28:38Oh, dear.
28:39The army surplus special is turning.
28:41I better turn, too.
28:45There they go, Muttley.
28:47I'd go myself, only I can't stand height.
28:57And so Dick Dastardly's dirty scheme works.
29:00The racers are following each other higher and higher up the girders.
29:14Can't say I haven't done my part to elevate racing to its highest level.
29:20Right, Muttley?
29:37We might as well finish the race, Muttley.
29:39Looks like the others are up in the air for good.
29:44Muttley, do something!
29:47Help!
29:56Yikes!
29:58Out of the way, you civilian!
30:05Oh, no!
30:07Help!
30:11I beg your pardon, sir.
30:12I don't believe we've been properly introduced.
30:15I must ask you to leave.
30:19Muttley, do something!
30:32Knock it off, Muttley.
30:35Help!
30:38So, while the rest of the Wacky Racers continue a tour of the unfinished skyscraper,
30:42Dick Dastardly heads out of town, unchallenged, but not for long.
30:47Professor Pat Penning is converting the converter car into blimp power and is back in the race.
30:53And not to be outdone, the Slag Brothers use their emergency power.
30:58Pterodactyl power.
31:02The other racers finally find their way down, and the race continues.
31:08We're being preempted by a blimp.
31:10Quick, Muttley, man your battle station.
31:17You may fire when ready, Muttley.
31:23Remind me to take away your sharpshooter's medal.
31:28Sizzle, rattle, rattle, rattle.
31:32As our racers leave Big Town and head toward the finish line at Rocky Road,
31:36it's Professor Pat Penning in the lead, followed by the Creepy Coot and the Slag Brothers.
31:40But here comes Dick Dastardly, so look out for more foul play.
31:44Stand by to execute plan K-9. Boom, boom, Muttley.
31:58Good work, Muttley.
32:00Now pour the hot tamale sauce into the engine.
32:16Better take something for that cough.
32:20And as we come down to the finish line, it looks like Dick Dastardly
32:24And as we come down to the finish line, it looks like Dick Dastardly all the way.
32:27But wait, he forgot his partner, Muttley.
32:31Don't bother me, Muttley. Can't you see I'm about to win a race?
32:42Hey, what's wrong?
32:45Oh, no!
32:47And here comes the winner. It's number two, the Creepy Coot.
32:50The Creepy Coot, the Slag Brothers, number one, finish second.
32:53And in third place, it's number eight, the Arkansas Chugabug.
32:56Drat! Double drat!
33:00My motor! Some low-down despicable crook stole my motor!
33:08Muttley! Why, you...
33:14Muttley! Come back with that motor!
33:17Do you hear me, Muttley? Come back, you crook!
33:25And they're off again. The wacky race goes on and on.
33:29Each driver determined to win, maneuvering for position,
33:32looking for the opening that will put him in the lead.
33:35The anthill mob uses getaway power.
33:38Red Max and the Crimson Hay Bailer makes his move.
33:42The Arkansas Chugabug uses jet power.
33:47And the Creepy Coot pours it on with dragon power.
33:50Oh, it's going to be a great race, folks.
33:53Hey, wait a minute. Stop!
33:59This race starts next week.
34:01Next week? That means I'll get a good start on the other.
34:05Drat! Drat! And double drat!
34:35The cars are approaching the starting line.
34:37First is the Turbo Terrific, driven by Peter Perfect.
34:40Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the Bus Wagon.
34:43Maneuvering for position is the Army Surplus Special.
34:46Right behind is the anthill mob in their Bulletproof Bomb.
34:49And there's Ingenious Inventor, Pat Hendy, in his Converter Car.
34:53Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop,
34:56the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
34:58Next, we have the Boulder Mobile with the Sly Brothers, Rock and Gravel.
35:01Marching along is the Creepy Coot with a gruesome twosome.
35:04And right on their tail is the Red Max.
35:07And there's the Arkansas Chugabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.
35:10Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double-dealing dewbatters,
35:15Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Buckley.
35:18And even now, they're up to some dirty trick,
35:20and they're off to a standing start.
35:23And why not? They've been chained to a post by shifty Dick Dastardly,
35:27who shifts it to the wrong gear.
35:29And away they go on the Way Out Wacky Races!
35:35Today, the Wacky Racers are travelling cross-country to the finish line
35:39in Noah's Arkansas.
35:41The Agile Mob is in the lead as Red Max tries to pass,
35:44forcing Number 7 to use their prop stopper and trap his propeller,
35:48causing it to wind up in last place.
35:57Meanwhile, Penelope Pitstop in Number 5, who is in second place,
36:01decides to tidy up a bit.
36:04Hello there, Penelope, my dear.
36:07Well, hi-yo, Peter Perfect and beautiful car Number 9.
36:15Oh! I'm terribly sorry, Peter, but I have all the pieces.
36:22Perhaps you can put it back together again?
36:25Yes, ma'am.
36:27The Army Surplus Special in second place goes into triple traction
36:30to take first place away from the Agile Mob.
36:32And a double-double, neatly!
36:34Wow! Look at him go! With GI power!
36:37There's Zig Dastardly.
36:39But how does he expect to win the race up there?
36:41It's very simple.
36:43This iron ball pendulum will knock the Surplus Six right out of the race.
36:48And here he comes!
36:50Right down the alley for a strike!
36:57Why are you cringing, Mutley?
37:03The Slag Brothers are whacking their way into third place
37:06as Professor Pat Pending converts into an exact copy of the Slag Brothers
37:10and passes the real Number 1.
37:12I'm not going to die here in Dublin!
37:14That's us! Go, go, go!
37:18And the Slag Brothers cheer their rival, the Professor, into third place.
37:22Zig Dastardly has gained the lead,
37:24but coming up fast is the Surplus Special.
37:27Double traction! We've got to stop it!
37:30That sign gives me a dastardly idea.
37:34Danger, keep out. War games in progress.
37:39What say we draft the Army Surplus Six back into the service?
37:46Hey, Sarge, look what's up ahead!
37:49It's a second buoy!
37:51Art!
37:52Yes, sir!
37:54Get that tin can back into the war game, Sergeant, and be quick about it!
38:00Halt!
38:04Yes, sir!
38:06What?
38:07We should keep them out of the wacky race for a while.
38:12And the wacky beat goes on.
38:14The creaking post number two won't let the Arkansas Chugabug pass.
38:18Get out of my way, cocksucker!
38:25Blubber! Do something!
38:29What's he trying to do?
38:35Make a ghost out of me too?
38:39Let's get back in the race, Muttley.
38:40Why aren't you in the war game, soldier?
38:41Now get back in there and be quick about it.
38:42Yes, sir.
38:43Yes, sir.
38:44Stay along, Muttley.
38:45We'll wait until they leave and then go back to the car.
38:59Let's get out of here!
39:05Muttley!
39:06Boy, that was close.
39:10Muttley!
39:11Muttley!
39:12Thanks a lot, Muttley.
39:29Sorry, Muttley, old boy.
39:31I can't spare the old man.
39:33Son of a pussy.
39:39I don't care how hard you knock, Muttley.
39:41You're not coming in.
39:50I can't read too well, Bubba.
39:53But I think that there's a sign that says,
39:55shortcut to Wacky Race finish line.
39:58Let's go.
40:00Look at what they're celebrating with all those fireworks.
40:03Hurty, isn't it?
40:05Look, Sarge.
40:06It's the Arkansas Jezebel.
40:08Nothing but the best.
40:10Hello there, Sarge.
40:11Quite a celebration.
40:13Muttley!
40:18Muttley and one of them darn newfangled rides.
40:26Sure looks like fun.
40:28Wish I could take one of them darn rides.
40:32Hey, they must have heard me.
40:34We're riding.
40:38Jump, Walt.
40:39Jump!
40:40What?
40:41And miss all the fun?
40:43This is nothing good.
40:50Mighty old bladgeon.
40:52This one is back on the highway.
40:54Muttley!
41:00Call me when the war is over, General.
41:06Rubus Rough Guts Number 10 is leading the Wacky Race now.
41:09But his path is blocked by a black car of steel girders,
41:12which is the canyon.
41:13But Rubus Guts through and lets the chicks fall in his way.
41:16He bridges the gap and is followed by the other Wacky Racers.
41:21What diabolical scheme are you up to now, Dastardly?
41:24It's a honey.
41:27I take this beehive as Muttley lowers me gently to the highway.
41:32When the Wacky Racers hit the beehive,
41:34they'll be too beezy to drive.
41:38Get it?
41:43Muttley!
41:46Ouch!
41:50And the Wacky Beat goes on as the Arkansas Truck Club takes the lead.
41:53Glover finds himself out on a limb.
41:59Hey, Clyde, there's a bear rug on the roof.
42:03Well, drag it in.
42:04I'll use it in my den.
42:06Okay, Clyde.
42:09It's alive.
42:11I can't use a live rug.
42:13Throw it out.
42:14Okay.
42:27If you can't keep quiet, you can get out and walk.
42:34Penelope Pit Stop's number five is running last until...
42:37A sudden updraft fills her umbrella
42:39and carries her car into first place.
42:42Pull, Muttley, pull!
42:44There.
42:45The trap is set right smack in the middle of the highway.
42:50Dastardly.
42:51Hmm?
42:52What is that?
42:53Why, it's a giant Kersnapper, of course.
42:56When a car goes through it,
42:58Kersnap!
43:01Here comes one now.
43:04Why didn't it snap?
43:07Kersnap, I tell you!
43:09Kersnap, I say!
43:11Uh-oh!
43:12I'm Kersnapped!
43:17On go the Wacky Racers.
43:18The Red Max is first.
43:20But where are the other racers?
43:21Let's check our radar scope, folks, and see.
43:23But what's this?
43:24Something's wrong.
43:25Uh, they've all stopped at our deck and deck.
43:28Let's switch back to C.
43:29A drawbridge.
43:30No wonder they all stopped.
43:33And away they go, go, go!
43:35Something this time, Muttley.
43:37This toy soldier has a line with a cork
43:40on which is a lighted wick.
43:42The soldier will march and fall into that hole in the road.
43:45The cork will plug the hole,
43:47bringing the wick up to light a fuse
43:50which leads to the dynamite attached to the bottom of that tank
43:53which is filled with chocolate fudge.
43:56And when it explodes, the cars below
43:59will become gooey chocolate fudge sundae.
44:06Here they come.
44:07Forward march, soldier!
44:18Crap!
44:19The fuse went out.
44:23I'll light it again.
44:24There.
44:27Snake!
44:29We're at the finish line at Lois, Arkansas.
44:32And here they come.
44:37The White Brothers are the wacky winners.
44:39Me and Nobob is second and Peter Perfect third.
44:42But where's Dick Dastardly?
44:44Muttley, get me out of here!
44:49The White Brothers
44:54And they're off again.
44:56The wacky race goes on and on.
44:58Each driver determined to win, maneuvering for position,
45:01looking for the opening that will put him in the lead.
45:04The anthill mob uses getaway power.
45:07Red Max and the crimson hay baler makes his move.
45:13The Arkansas chugabug uses jet power.
45:18And the creepy coop pours it on with dragon power.
45:22Oh, it's going to be a great race, folks.
45:24Hey, wait a minute.
45:26Stop!
45:30This race starts next week.
45:32Next week?
45:34That means I'll get a good start on the other.
45:38Drat! Drat! And double drat!
45:48The White Brothers
45:53And now here they are.
45:55The most daredevil group of daffy drivers
45:57to ever whirl their wheels in the wacky races.
45:59Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer.
46:03The cars are approaching the starting line.
46:05First is the turbo terrific driven by Peter Perfect.
46:08Next, Rufus Roughcut and Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.
46:11Maneuvering for position is the army surplus special.
46:14Right behind is the anthill mob in their bulletproof bomb.
46:17And there's Ingenious Inventor,
46:19hat pending in his converter car.
46:21Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop,
46:24the glamour gal of the gas pedal.
46:26Next we have the bouldermobile with the Slag Brothers rock and gravel.
46:29Marching along is the creepy coop with the gruesome twosome.
46:32And right on their tail is the Red Max.
46:35And there's the Arkansas chugabug with Luke and Blubber Bear.
46:38Sneaking along last is that mean machine
46:41with those double-dealing do-batters,
46:43Dick Dastardly and his sidekick, Muttly.
46:46And even now they're up to some dirty trick,
46:48and they're off to a standing start.
46:51And why not?
46:52They've been chained to a post by shifty Dick Dastardly,
46:55who shifts into the wrong gear.
46:57And away they go on the way out Wacky Races.
47:04As the Wacky Racers roar across the desert,
47:06dashing toward Hand Springs, Wyoming,
47:09the drivers are desperately trying to pass one another.
47:13Arrgh!
47:26Peter Perfect is tailgating Gravel, one of the Slag Brothers.
47:34Whoops!
47:35Sorry, Slag!
47:37Oh, what strategy!
47:39Tightening the load, the Slags have bounced into a solid lead.
47:42But wait, what's this?
47:44Those double-villains in Car 00,
47:46Dick Dastardly and Muttly, have somehow gone into the lead.
47:49That sneaky shortcut put us way out in front.
47:52Right, Muttly?
47:56Now, to make sure those other jalopies can't catch us.
48:03Hurry up, Muttly. Faster. Faster with those sticks.
48:06Can't you do anything right?
48:08Hurry up, Dum-Dum.
48:12Okay, okay, okay. Down, boy.
48:14Nice doggie. I was only fooling, pal.
48:20Now, here's my plan to stop them.
48:23This fast-burning fuse leads to my mighty mean missile,
48:27which is aimed at the road.
48:30It'll make the grandest canyon they ever saw.
48:33Right, Muttly?
48:38You like the fuse when I say now.
48:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:43Oh, no. Not that now, now.
48:45Gangway!
49:02The Wacky Racers have arrived at the very edge of Dastardly's destructive depression.
49:06Oh, fortunately for all, inventor Pat Penning got there first.
49:09I'll just use my old do-it-yourself canyon crosser.
49:17And now, all the racers roll across rapidly.
49:20All but, uh, where's number one, the bouldermobile?
49:23It better hurry. Here it comes.
49:26Uh-oh.
49:37Meanwhile, as Dick Dastardly darts across the desert,
49:41a pair of piercing eyes track his trail of dust.
49:44Look. Iron Wagon, come.
49:47Bring them smog, wet deer, and antelope play.
49:50Great traffic cop in sky say, stop them wagon.
49:55Drat. I only slowed them down.
49:58I'll just have to be more dastardly.
50:00Huh? What's that sign up ahead?
50:04Warning. Fairface keep out where deer and antelope play,
50:08and the skies are not cloudy all day.
50:11Signed, Chief Crazy Buffalo.
50:14That fellow could help me put the Indian sign on the other cars.
50:20As Dastardly designs his devious dirty deed,
50:23our radar scope shows the other racers are well bunched.
50:26Then they peel off once more.
50:28Number six, Army Surplus Special has the lead using bazooka power.
50:33And right behind them is number two with the gruesome twosome.
50:39Uh-oh. It's a flat tire.
50:41But here comes the instant repair kit.
50:43Oh, pretty snaky.
50:45Number five with Penelope Pitstop is about to pass them.
50:52And now the cars move down a narrow canyon with number six in front.
50:56Number two is second and unable to pass is number three.
50:59But driver Pat Pending is always inventing.
51:03How about that, Biff?
51:05He's changed into a giant drill.
51:10He passes number five,
51:12seven,
51:14nine,
51:17and four, leaving them far behind.
51:19Oh, nothing can stop him now.
51:22Well, almost nothing.
51:27Crack. They're getting too close.
51:30I've got to find that Indian and join forces for an all-out attack.
51:37As Dastardly drives on, we take a quick look up ahead.
51:41Oh, me put him up.
51:43Wire stop signal across highway.
51:57Who's nutty enough to do a thing like that?
51:59Me.
52:01Chief Crazy Buffalo. Any questions?
52:04Yeah. How you been, crazy baby?
52:06I've been looking for you.
52:08I come to warn you, many iron wagons come.
52:11Uh-oh. He putting me on with forked tongue.
52:15Knife and spoon even.
52:17Honest Indian, here they come.
52:21Huh. Regular locust plague of iron wagons.
52:25You try and stop them.
52:27Me go for help.
52:33Iron chicken leave.
52:35Huh. Me stop them this bunch myself.
52:39Stop them. This crazy buffalo country.
52:45Huh. Me need them hospital plan.
52:49Halfway to hand springs,
52:51Rufus Roughcut in car number ten hacks his way ahead.
52:54But it's number seven, the anthill mob, cutting in front of number ten.
52:57Now it's ten cutting in front of seven.
52:59Seven cuts in front of ten.
53:02Now ten cuts through seven.
53:07All right, you mugs. Make with the repairs.
53:10Right, boss.
53:18And here, once again, it's double zero.
53:20The dreadful duo putting Operation Lowdown Dirty Trick to work.
53:24All right. All right. Get a move on.
53:27Step on it. Faster. Faster.
53:29Move it. Move it.
53:31Come on. Come on. Can't you hear?
53:33I said faster.
53:35All right. On the double. On the...
53:37Oh, no, you don't.
53:39I'm not going to do it.
53:41You can stay there all day, and that's final.
53:44All right. But just this once.
53:51All right.
53:57Get the track.
54:07Here they come.
54:10I can't lose.
54:12These clowns will wait here all day for a train to pass.
54:21Where did that train come from?
54:33Now what?
54:35What is this? A creepy teepee?
54:38You run out on Crazy Buffalo.
54:41Me give him you big hot foot.
54:46Oh, come on, Crazy Baby.
54:48Listen to reason.
54:51Too many iron wagons.
54:53Me had better hot foot out of here.
54:56Come on, Muttley. I've got a race to win.
55:00Pat Penning is trying to pass the gruesome twosome.
55:03But they turn on dragon power.
55:05Now making it a pretty hot race.
55:08I'll cool him off.
55:13Uh-oh. He put the freeze on, too.
55:16But what's this?
55:17Now it's number eight roaring into first with barefoot bear power.
55:21Hold on. The racers have run into a treacherous fog bank.
55:24And it's every car for himself.
55:26Number one, the slags try to slug their way out.
55:33Number nine and number five are still in the race.
55:36Thank you, Peter Honey.
55:38You're welcome, my dear.
55:40It's number ten, Rough Cut, up for a look.
55:44And number eight, the chug-a-buck sounds the fog horn.
55:50And here at the fog-covered finish line, it's anybody's race.
55:54And through the use of our infrared camera,
55:57the winners were photographed the instant they crossed the finish line.
56:00And the wacky race winner is number two, the gruesome twosome,
56:04who slid in to put the race on ice.
56:06Number one was second and number eight third.
56:09And coming up fast to finish last is that villain, Dick Dastardly.
56:13Drat! Lost again!
56:39Drat!
57:09Drat!