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00:00What is it like when my brother's girlfriend is my best friend?
00:02I used to feed her every day.
00:11Now I have a new girlfriend and she won't let me feed her anymore
00:30Ono, your hands are not on top.
00:34Okay, Xiao Ye, don't be angry. Don't be angry.
00:52Who am I swearing for here?
00:56From now on, my brother's hand can only close the sticker for me
00:58I don't want to get up
01:01Let's go
01:02Sister, please stop blowing my clothes off.
01:06Come on Come on
01:09Ono, I'll be angry when I see you.
01:12When you visit a friend's house
01:17What is your home WiFi password?
01:19The password is on the back of the router.
01:21The original password
01:22Behind the router, right?
01:24The password is
01:25Primary school students' stationery
01:29Primary school students' stationery
01:41High school student stationery
01:48Hey, I lose things every day
01:59Hey, I lose things every day
02:03Stationery for college students
02:10Hey, class
02:16Nomination
02:20Waiter pays the bill
02:23Hello sir
02:24How can we spend 150 first?
02:25So much
02:26I'll look at the list.
02:27Okay, take a look.
02:29That's not right.
02:30My any table
02:31You take the order for table number eight.
02:32Take a look
02:33Oh, sorry, sorry.
02:35You got the wrong one
02:36Hi, this is ours.
02:37I'm so sorry
02:37Take a look
02:38This always consumes 280
02:39ah
02:39How fucking much
02:41I'm really impressed
02:43This business is really disgusting now.
02:45I just had this cold noodle shop.
02:47Ordered a bowl of mutton soup cold noodles
02:47I really have nothing to say about the mutton soup
02:49That's very fragrant and rich
02:50The cold noodles are also delicious
02:51But when I just finished eating and was leaving
02:53That boss actually asked me for money
02:55That doesn't mean he's handsome.
02:57Can I eat with my face raised?
02:58Then why can't I?
03:00Help me with this dish
03:03Please join the contact
03:04Contact list
03:08Can you use a spreadsheet?
03:10Can't give up the seat?
03:11Draw an electronic application
03:12Email sent
03:14Is this okay this time?
03:15Where is the invoice?
03:16Invoice for you
03:20Is this okay this time?
03:20Needless to say, issue electronic invoices
03:22Didn't you say give up your seat?
03:24new
03:25Can report
03:26ah
03:26Can report
03:27Can report
03:28I will issue you an electronic invoice at will
03:29You can get Ant Forest Energy
03:31Is it necessary to save 300,000 people?
03:33formal
03:33Positive energy?
03:34No way. No way.
03:36Is the lantern duck also considered a duck?
03:38It's not him. It's not him.
03:39Are experts also considered experts?
03:41Can it be wrong?
03:41I don't even listen to rap.
03:42Just run to sing
03:43Why talk about yourself?
03:44Let him really rap
03:45Also, they have many plans.
03:46With the gap
03:47I'm still flying.
03:48No, not repressive
03:48Anyway, come back to this funny
03:49For example, pressure
03:50I might be set up
03:51Stay and catch the first
03:51The whole thing is not like Sally
03:52Mongolian
03:53øøøerap
03:54I let him see
03:55You ask people to sell clareав
03:56Then he went to see
03:56Thirty-five units
03:57Others are at home
03:58How can I learn it incorrectly?
03:59How can I not learn it?
03:59How come?
03:59His heart was filled with genuine
04:00Behind the Scenes
04:01There is really no time to stop pulling politics
04:02If you want to complete
04:03Let your dad do it.
04:09stupid
04:10Big Brother
04:11Are you a bandit?
04:13Not brother
04:13Don't misunderstand me
04:14This is my sister.
04:15I'm mainly afraid that he will hurt you
04:17So I blocked my mouth.
04:19Indeed,
04:20How could this nice girl hurt me?
04:22You're not successful.
04:23Brother, you look for mom
04:25You're looking for your mother
04:26Hahahahahaha
04:31I don't know why
04:32Today my boss gave me a
04:33The golden light of the flower surrounds
04:34Go to the Pig Pig Meal
04:35Then will it taste better this way?
04:36Never mind.
04:37Let's go get some food.
04:38This dish has scrambled eggs with tomatoes
04:39Bone Curry Braised Pork
04:40Then this mushroom leopard, Whale Whale
04:42There is also braised pork chops
04:43Finally, we pair it with this fried chicken drumstick
04:45A roasted bird with fried malu eggs
04:47And ice-cold Coke
04:48Just look at the speed of a bird egg like this
04:51Then you two go do it.
04:52What do I value?
04:53Please pack some sour eggs for me.
04:55I also took sour eggs to pack
04:57Save more people
04:58So what's the rescue?
04:59Just pack up the dog.
05:00Packing for the dog
05:01Packing for the dog
05:02Hey, sister-in-law
05:07I grabbed a handful of money
05:08You grab him from him
05:10Just go back to this house.
05:18You You
05:20Really not enough
05:22You are more than capable of failure.
05:23I'm your sister-in-law.
05:25Prepare a surprise
05:26You made one.
05:27You're really annoying
05:29One day is useless.
05:31It's heart-moving
05:33Oops
05:34Hey, sister-in-law
05:35There's a surprise in this one.
05:37Shuangxi Beauty Wife
05:38Hahaha
05:39Where are you going
05:40I still need to put money down.
05:43Parents' Optional Ear
05:44son
05:45Do you want to eat fruit?
05:46I don't eat
05:47Do you want to eat fruit?
05:48I don't eat
05:49I don't want to eat
05:50You just eat like a pig
05:53I want you to eat me every day
05:54Eat it
05:58Wake up
05:59knew
06:02Wake up
06:03knew
06:06I wake you up
06:07Did you hear?
06:08I said I know
06:10Dragon Bar
06:12Dragon Bar
06:15Who are you talking about?
06:16Come on, come on
06:18What happened?
06:20What's the matter?
06:21My heart is stuck
06:22How can this foot get stuck?
06:24Oh, my heart is stuck.
06:25Pull it out for me
06:26That
06:27Ouch! It hurts
06:29How can you force it?
06:30What to do then?
06:31Let's learn some hand washing skills
06:32Wash your hands quickly
06:34If you play with me, won't it hurt?
06:35You pull it
06:36I pull
06:37drill
06:38oops
06:39It hurts a bit
06:40Then you can call again
06:41Ha ha ha ha
06:42Ha ha ha ha
06:43You pulled him
06:44Ha ha ha ha
06:45You pulled him
06:46Ha ha ha ha
06:47You pulled him
06:48Ha ha ha ha
06:49You pulled him
06:50Ha ha ha ha
06:53Brother Long, I want to pursue a job
06:54Don't want
06:55I'm offering a new price
06:56Spend time with him
06:57oh
06:58Then you don't have to die.
06:59What are you?
07:00You two come in.
07:04How do you bring
07:06That's it
07:07In order not to affect your work
07:08I have
07:09Let your boyfriend
07:10My girlfriend is together
07:11This will allow you to work well.
07:13You've drunk it now
07:14I should work hard.
07:15I drink you
07:16Go ahead
07:17ah
07:18Walk Away
07:19Um
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07:46Um
07:47Different employees go downstairs
07:48West Staff
07:49I'll go there
07:50bank
07:51Just get a bank card
07:52I don't have a card for salary payment.
07:54ah
07:55ah
07:56I'll go to the bank.
07:57Apply for a bank card
07:58that is
07:59Brother Wei said to give that salary card
08:00ah
08:01Go, go, go
08:02Hahaha
08:03Old employees
08:04I'll eat something now.
08:05Say I'm going to the toilet
08:06OK
08:07I'm looking at people
08:08Ah, I went to the toilet to eat.
08:09ah
08:10I went downstairs and upstairs to watch you
08:11OK
08:12Is there a trick?
08:13No
08:14Ha ha
08:15Ha ha
08:16Ha ha
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