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00:00What do you sell?
00:00This bottle of water is sold for 100 yuan.
00:03One hundred dollars
00:05Are you not digesting?
00:06I mean one hundred dollars is too little.
00:08Can I sell it to him for one thousand dollars?
00:09You have to sell it for a dollar
00:10I give you this position
00:12I'm rolling
00:12You said it
00:14What I said
00:15Why not me still do this
00:17This bottle of water costs one thousand yuan
00:19Whoever buys it will be admitted.
00:21Whoever buys it will be admitted.
00:23Roll Big
00:26I don't want to go
00:28I feel so wronged
00:3012 o'clock midnight
00:32Your social profile
00:36How to buy Red Star Children's Course
00:38You try these
00:39no
00:40I get nervous when someone looks at me
00:42This is how most people buy Red Star Children's Courses
00:45You try these
00:46This shoe
00:47Okay, I'll try these.
00:49OK
00:49Confident people buy Red Star courses like this
00:53Let's smell the shoes.
00:55My confident taste
00:59I didn't choose that one.
01:00So cool
01:02confidence
01:10Buy it
01:14But I don't take
01:14Take it yourself
01:15Really
01:16Um
01:17Really beautiful
01:19Go home and see for yourself
01:21Um
01:23Really beautiful
01:25Really beautiful
01:25See for yourself
01:26Don't run
01:27Are you coming?
01:28hey-hey
01:28Heavy or not
01:29Not heavy
01:30Um
01:30Hehehehe
01:32Happy sick
01:34Ha ha ha ha
01:35Are you tired, baby?
01:36hey-hey
01:39Do you want me to get it for you?
01:41Give it to me
01:42Hehehehe
01:45Back home
01:46I have been in the company for six months.
01:49when
01:49You can turn around
01:50If other companies see your resume
01:52Who wants to dig you?
01:52what would you do
01:53impossible
01:53I have closed all job search software
01:56Um
01:56Your right box
01:57To my boss's friends who have colleagues
01:58Who will you answer first?
01:59My right box
02:00You can't have emails you haven't read.
02:02Your colleague drove your car to Xianhe
02:03There was a serious turnaround on the road.
02:05Even if the four bones scold
02:06ah
02:07Was the contract signed successfully?
02:08The customer is not in a hurry.
02:10pretty
02:10If the boss and Xiaomei
02:12If you fall into the water at the same time
02:13Let go of everything
02:15Xiaomei can't appear
02:16Swimming time
02:17ah
02:18Xiao Zhao
02:18I am really a little Zhao Bingbing
02:20First Year of Marriage
02:22Serve the master tonight.
02:24I'll buy you a bag tomorrow.
02:25Second year of marriage
02:28I'll serve you tonight.
02:30Can I not buy that bag tomorrow?
02:32cannot
02:33Third year of marriage
02:36How about just forget about it tonight?
02:37I'll buy you a bag tomorrow.
02:39Don't come over
02:41Since who of you went to bed last?
02:44Who turns off the lights?
02:45I don't care anyway
02:45I'll come up when I see the bone curse
02:48impossible
02:49I go to bed
02:49I go to bed
02:49I go to bed
02:50I get out of bed
02:51You close on time.
02:52Who manages it?
02:58I didn't turn it off
02:58No more
02:59Why
03:01Beauty
03:02Can you lend me some of this paper?
03:03Of course.
03:04Ten dollars a pack
03:05Ten dollars
03:06Others sell for one dollar
03:07You sell it for ten dollars.
03:08The strength of this program
03:09You won't find paper this good.
03:10too
03:10too
03:11Buy Me
03:12Buy Me
03:12Not cheap
03:13Look, they sell it for three dollars.
03:15Oops Oops Oops
03:15Give me a pack of old doors
03:16Come on, come on, come on
03:17All right, all right
03:17Thank you
03:18What's going on?
03:19oops
03:19My view on junk food
03:27Why
03:27This is quite fragrant.
03:30You just bought
03:31It smells so good
03:33A whole mouthful
03:34In my mother's eyes
03:36oops
03:37This big baby
03:38It smells so good
03:40oops
03:40good
03:41OMG
03:41mom
03:42Whole mouth bag
03:44Hey, hurry up, hurry up
03:45There are large pieces
03:46Did I suppress it?
03:49You didn't press
03:50It's crooked
03:51This file
03:53Right, unplug it.
03:54Just unplug it and leave.
03:55This one is pulled
03:56I said he
03:57Turn on double flash
03:58no the same
03:59mom
04:01Turn on double flash
04:07You Baba Language Brush
04:08What the hell are you doing?
04:09I
04:10Double flash
04:10Where are you
04:11There is someone in front
04:13Honk the horn
04:14The speaker is there
04:18Why
04:22Please let the one in front move in.
04:23We're going over there
04:24Please move forward
04:30Have a car
04:31Can't you see?
04:32Once you learn it, you will be awesome.
04:35You pick up the bull.
04:35Awesome
04:36get off
04:38I'll open
04:38Before graduation
04:44The musical instruments delivered can cost more than 10,000 yuan
04:46I can't make money.
04:47After graduation
04:48How do you spend the four seasons?
04:50Cover me up
04:53oops
04:53Hurry up early
04:54Otherwise, we're done.
04:55What does it feel like when your boss likes you?
05:02Beauty, let me get it for you.
05:31Thanks
05:32You can reward
05:33What are you?
05:34It's a gift from my boyfriend.
05:35Breakup Gift
05:38But I still feel a little reluctant
05:42But he is going abroad tomorrow.
05:44In fact, I want to give it to him.
05:48oops
05:50It's a lie
05:51We didn't actually break up.
05:53Celebrated birthday
05:58Go to Love and have a meal
05:59Walk
06:00roll
06:00I heard that it's your birthday today.
06:05I brought you a cake.
06:06oh
06:07You're a little relieved.
06:08Wow
06:11Walk
06:12Walk
06:16You're handsome
06:24I won't eat the cake.
06:25Eat slowly.
06:26Super handsome
06:30Navigation I want to go home
06:32Help me find a route where a handsome guy passes by
06:34Um
06:35Start navigating now
06:36I thought you planned a route where a handsome guy would pass by.
06:39There is a handsome guy 20 meters ahead
06:42Do you stop and tease him?
06:44Please make a selection within 5 seconds
06:46Ouch you guys
06:47Hahaha
06:47Come on, bro
06:49I bought you two pairs of shoes.
06:50I don't like the red flag.
06:52I like A towel
06:53Is that okay?
06:54Then I blame myself for liking to wear red flags
06:57Ouch you guys
07:01Hahaha
07:02Mom, look at him.
07:05Who is your mother?
07:06Neuropathy
07:07No room for you
07:16Another change of people
07:17It's my first time here, okay?
07:19I stay away
07:20Parker
07:23no
07:24I Trump
07:26Walk
07:27child

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