#搞笑
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00:00When I chatted with my cousin on my second account for half a month
00:03What are you doing
00:04I miss you
00:05Let's go, sister, let's go eat
00:06Got it. Wait a minute.
00:07I'm ready to go now
00:10No, who are you chatting with?
00:11I later
00:12Stop it.
00:12It should have been torn.
00:14I haven't heard you voice message me
00:18Send a voice
00:19I'll let you eat.
00:21I know. Wait a minute.
00:23Stop moving
00:25I took my hand back.
00:26I'll let you eat.
00:3012 o'clock midnight
00:35I heard the school was flooded.
00:39Are you okay?
00:40Do you really have to go?
00:52yes
00:53Girls go out drinking so late
00:55Be careful
00:56Eat her up
01:00What's this
01:05Head Pack
01:07My husband sent me to die
01:19What is it?
01:20Clouds in the sky
01:22So precious
01:24Sent Cloud Silk
01:25So romantic
01:26oh
01:27I didn't buy a pig fist after eating a ghost.
01:31Come, eat, eat more, eat more
01:33Eat more
01:33I hate both my mother and my son.
01:35husband
01:36Mom is picky about aunt's food
01:38I hate both my mother and my son.
01:40I hate both my mother and my son.
01:41work
01:42good
01:43Do I still want you?
01:44I want tomorrow
01:47Well
01:49This feeling
01:50Cherish it well
01:52I We are different
01:55And you?
01:56Ouch
01:57Hahaha
01:57Ha ha ha ha
02:00I'm at work.
02:01I'm not a father at home.
02:03Come and start playing games
02:04start
02:04Play games for ten minutes
02:07beat
02:08Keep going
02:10Keep fighting
02:11beat
02:11Start watching TV for ten minutes
02:13Yes, go over there and watch TV
02:14Watch TV
02:15Hope to hide from mud
02:17If you like playing in the mud, let me play with you.
02:18You're hiding
02:19I like playing with iPad
02:20Play for ten minutes
02:22Play without resting your mind
02:24That family's restlessness begins
02:26Waiter Checkout
02:27Bottle Network Machine
02:28How much is it in total?
02:29Hello sir
02:30Seven hundred and five
02:31There is a brother
02:32I'm taking a call.
02:35I'll do it
02:40Keep the change, please
02:43elder brother
02:44Didn't I say that?
02:45I'll come
02:47Then you come
02:49You come
02:49You are always very skilled
02:51Keep an innocent face
02:53A good and measured farewell
02:56You come
03:00Full point full point
03:01Wen Mingdian
03:02Wen Mingdian
03:03Be warm and clear
03:04My skin is cool
03:05I don't like you because you are cool
03:10What are you doing?
03:11No one
03:12You are fucking my mom's high-end device today
03:13Right?
03:15Let's fight
03:16You were so cool on stage.
03:17He never scolded me for a day
03:19That's your mother's home.
03:20It's still my mother's.
03:21What's up?
03:22Find the manufacturer of the product
03:23Isn't it quarrelsome?
03:26Don't laugh
03:26You recruit a home
03:27Recruitment
03:28trick
03:29trick
03:29ah
03:31What are you doing
03:32I'm writing.
03:35Fuck it
03:39Spring Pond Smoke
03:41Ouch what
03:41Ha ha ha ha
03:45No memory at all
03:46I rely on
03:47What the hell
03:47The King wants level eight
03:49What's your browser?
03:50Deleted me?
03:50I estimate
03:51Browser
03:52Do not delete
03:53I fucking deleted WeChat
03:57baby
03:58I'm ready to book the chicken ticket
04:00Your father, your mother
04:00My father and mother
04:01Then we are a family of four
04:02A total of eight
04:05Why
04:05There's also an insurance policy on it.
04:06Do you want to buy it?
04:08The fucking team is wiped out
04:09What insurance to buy?
04:09Ouch what
04:10Ha ha ha ha
04:11Ha ha ha ha
04:13Ha ha ha ha
04:26Ha ha ha ha
04:35Hello
04:36Hello
04:36Is it convenient for you to talk now?
04:39Um
04:40Not very convenient
04:41What?
04:43Well
04:44I want to tell you
04:48I
04:52Which woman
04:52I like you
04:54Tik Tok
04:55Hahahahahaha
04:57Ouch
04:58How did this come out?
05:00baby
05:01At night when sleeping
05:02Let's turn on the voice.
05:04Since I feel
05:04You're by my side
05:06So romantic
05:07I
05:08I
05:09I
05:10I
05:11I
05:11I
05:11I
05:12you
05:12I
05:13I
05:13you
05:14I
05:15you
05:15you
05:15I
05:17I
05:17you
05:18I was born for it
05:23I was born for it
05:26EDN
05:28EDEDN
05:29EDN
05:31EDEDN