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00:00I know
00:02Ouch
00:03Help you my shop
00:04Very good
00:05Very good
00:06Secular
00:08Men are free and unrestrained
00:1012 o'clock midnight
00:13What are you going to do?
00:14Throwing out garbage and picking up express
00:15I tell you
00:16I'd better be careful now.
00:17oops
00:18Don't worry
00:19OK
00:20You can't see what to buy
00:21Look, look.
00:22What about the children?
00:23child
00:24I go
00:27Ouch your mom
00:28You've taken my dick to the chicken bucket
00:30mom
00:31How many eggs did you throw at me to give me a father like this?
00:33But it's nothing
00:40It started
00:41You are getting married today
00:44Wake up
00:45How to wake up?
00:46I still want your mother
00:49Got it
00:53Where's your awesomeness?
00:55Ha ha
00:56Ha ha ha ha
00:57All day long
00:58I'm not that bad.
01:01Who will wash one next time?
01:04Very awesome
01:06go
01:07Give me a chicken fetus
01:08Ha ha ha ha
01:10husband
01:11ah
01:12If we women are compared to wine,
01:14How would you go?
01:16Girl drinking wine
01:17Men want to drink more
01:19What about the young woman?
01:20Where is the young woman?
01:21Young woman is red wine
01:22Drink one sip after another
01:24Where is the lover?
01:26Lovers eating beer
01:28It's refreshing and delicious after drinking it
01:30Ha ha ha ha
01:32Where's my wife?
01:33My wife wants to buy some wine
01:34Men also have to allow two mouthfuls
01:36Men also have to allow two mouthfuls
01:38Men also have to allow two mouthfuls
01:39Ha ha ha ha
01:41Ha ha ha ha
01:45Is there a milk tea shop next to the Public Security Bureau?
01:47The store is called Trace to the End
01:48If you open a restaurant next door
01:50What should it be called?
01:51Comparison
01:53Criminal gangs
01:54What if I opened a barber shop?
01:56Supreme Court
01:57what else
01:59Ha ha
02:00Ha ha ha ha
02:09Take the F2678 bus
02:14There is one last passenger.
02:15No check-in
02:17Please hurry up and board the plane
02:19Don't look around when boarding the plane
02:20Just look at the radish tail
02:22Put down the carrot and get on the plane quickly
02:24Welcome home, Leaf
02:29Close the door
02:31Not closed properly
02:34Close the door
02:36Aunt, you look for me
02:46Brother-in-law, what do you mean?
02:48What's wrong with me?
02:49What did you say to my blind date?
02:51I didn't say anything
02:53You didn't say anything
02:54You told him I had a baby.
02:56What
02:56Yes
02:57You gave birth to a child
02:58When did I give birth to a child?
03:00You don't have a dad in your belly
03:02I don't have a dad in my belly
03:04It means that you have never had a child.
03:06You also said
03:07There's no dad in my belly
03:08All love natural childbirth treatment
03:09Ouch what
03:10I'm so mad
03:15What's wrong
03:16I was just downstairs
03:18I saw a man beating a woman.
03:20How to play
03:21How dare you hit me?
03:26Right, right, right
03:27That's what he said at the time
03:28Then the man
03:30start
03:31That guy is too cruel.
03:36Then you listen to me.
03:37That guy
03:38What
03:38I don't want to hear
03:39Why don't you want to listen?
03:39I actually said
03:40I don't want to hear it yet
03:42I don't want to hear it yet
03:42I don't want to say
03:43I don't want to hear it yet
03:46Ha ha
03:46Ha ha
03:47Ha ha
03:48Ha ha
03:50Wife
03:50Wife
03:50ah
03:51I just bought that military uniform.
03:53I washed
03:53Smaller
03:54Sent it to my dad
03:55Ha ha
03:56My sweater is missing too.
03:58I washed it too.
03:59Smaller
03:59To my brother
04:00Ha ha
04:00oh
04:01so
04:01Um
04:02I washed your dad.
04:03Give it to your sister
04:04Blow, blow, blow
04:05ah
04:05Ouch what
04:06Ha ha ha ha
04:07After waiting for so long, I finally waited for the stars
04:11After waiting for so long, I finally lost my dream
04:16Let's break up
04:17Quiet
04:18Clam
04:19My name is Beibei
04:20oh
04:20Beibei, right?
04:22Um
04:22You also share
04:25Are you breaking up?
04:26Or layoffs?
04:27Ha ha ha ha
04:28My real
04:34Don't laugh
04:40Hahahahahaha
04:44Hahahahahaha
04:46Hahahahahaha
04:50Husband Husband
04:53I have good news for you.
04:54What good news?
04:55You're going to be a father.
04:57real
04:58When did it happen?
04:59You want to know?
05:00oh
05:00Give me a hundred dollars
05:01I'll tell you again
05:02Ha 100
05:03Come
05:04All for you
05:05All for you
05:05Ha ha ha ha
05:05Now you can tell me
05:07Thank you, Dad
05:08Thank you, Dad
05:10Hahahahahaha
05:11Hahahahahaha
05:12Ha ha ha ha
05:13Hahaha

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