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00:00Don't laugh
00:10Talk about confusing human behavior
00:13Bai Liang
00:15What we are
00:18We are Niu Meng
00:19We are stupid
00:20Hello, Brother Xuan
00:25Can I ask you a question?
00:26you say
00:27How much is your salary?
00:28Right?
00:29So how do you spend it?
00:30Ten thousand yuan rent
00:32Ten thousand to buy clothes and shoes
00:3310,000 yuan for eating and drinking alone
00:35I have another ten thousand to send back to my mother.
00:37Wow, you are so filial.
00:39Thanks
00:41What happened to your mouth?
00:42I really have a nosebleed
00:46Ha ha ha ha
00:47Are you dead?
00:48I can only take the baby
00:48The Second Yuheng
00:49So I try
00:50Will never
00:50OMG
00:53We are
00:54We still don't want
01:04With their last
01:10mouse
01:17What does a mouse call?
01:21mouse
01:23have no idea
01:24What about the dragon?
01:26Woohoo
01:27Woohoo
01:29Ouch. What?
01:32Ha ha ha ha
01:35mouse
01:41What's wrong with you? Why do you compare tutoring?
01:42I can't do it anymore
01:43Not going
01:44I won't go anymore
01:45I won't go anymore
01:46I won't go anymore
01:47I won't go anymore
01:48I won't go anymore
01:49I won't go anymore
01:50You killed the man's mother.
01:52not enough
01:54mouse
01:55mouse
01:56mouse
01:57mouse
01:58mouse
01:59mouse
02:00mouse
02:01mouse
02:02mouse
02:03mouse
02:04mouse
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02:06mouse
02:07mouse
02:08mouse
02:09mouse
02:10mouse
02:11mouse
02:12mouse
02:13mouse
02:14mouse
02:15mouse
02:16mouse
02:17mouse
02:18mouse
02:19mouse
02:20mouse
02:21mouse
02:22mouse
02:23mouse
02:24mouse
02:25mouse
02:26mouse
02:27mouse
02:28mouse
02:29mouse
02:30mouse
02:31mouse
02:32mouse
02:33mouse
02:34mouse
02:35When I deliberately asked my girlfriend to sit in the back
02:40What are you doing?
02:41You go sit in the back.
02:42What are you doing?
02:43You just tolerate my friend coming
02:44I pick up my friends
02:44Male and female
02:47Female
02:48My bestie
02:48oh
02:50Are you hurting, your guts?
02:53ah
02:54Fuck
02:58Let's go
03:05Then
03:18Abduction
03:20Abduction
03:21Abduction
03:32Abduction
03:32Abduction
03:34Abduction
03:34Abduction
03:35Abduction
03:35I'm afraid
03:44I'm afraid
03:45I'm afraid
03:47Ha ha ha ha