The contestants competing today are Haydn & Becky Price from Essex, Doreen Pampling & Steve Briers from Suffolk & Kent, Joy & Peter Kernahan from Northern Ireland, and Jennie & Hayley De Cruz from Dorset. Bruce Forsyth hosts as usual, alongside assistant Rosemary Ford, but again part of this episode is cut from the Challenge TV broadcast with the 2nd game intro missing for some reason. The games themselves involve Sumo (oh yes!), Parcelling a Teddy Bear (too dodgy for an intro, it seems), Plastering an Arch (yes, really) and "Who's With Who?", a game that involves guessing famous women's husbands. The grand final involves Plate Spinning in team efforts that is as hectic as confusing - such as you have no idea who has won until the winner is announced! So who will the lucky final couple be? Keep watching and see...
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00:00Life is the name of the game
00:05And I want to play the game with you
00:08Life can be terribly pain
00:12If you don't play the game with two
00:15And I want to play the game with you
00:19Thank you, how kind, how very kind
00:36Thank you so much, good evening
00:38Good evening ladies, gentlemen and children
00:40Welcome to the Generation Game
00:42Nice to see you, to see you
00:44Nice!
00:46Haven't we had some gales lately?
00:48Haven't we?
00:50The other night I was four hours trying to put the cat out
00:55And the little old lady next door but one
00:57Is now next door but four
01:00All the power lines are down
01:02They were, yeah, no electricity
01:04I had to watch television with the light off
01:08And with the gales behind you
01:10It does not make the car go fast
01:12The other night a policeman stopped me
01:14He said, blow into this
01:15I said, I refuse
01:16He said, blow into this
01:17I said, never
01:18He said, don't be rotten, these chips are hot
01:24Then he recognised me
01:25I said, I should think so
01:27You would recognise me
01:28You've seen me on television enough times
01:30He said, indeed I have sir
01:32Indeed I have
01:33And I must say
01:34Nice to nick you, to nick you
01:38Thanks friends
01:40Anyway, now here's a lovely young lady
01:42With an arresting personality
01:44For just the lovely Rosemary Ford
01:53Oh, my mate, isn't that friendly?
01:56Friendly people
02:03You do look gorgeous tonight
02:05Thank you
02:06You know we had some material just like that
02:08For my, an old sofa we used to have
02:10Really?
02:11Yeah, really, yeah
02:12Is it satin?
02:13Yes
02:14Yeah, so was our old sofa
02:16I trust, I trust you've had an enjoyable week
02:20Oh, dire
02:21Oh, dire?
02:22Yeah, dire, dull and boring
02:24Oh, I thought you liked Emmerdale
02:27I've been stuck at home all week
02:29Just staring at those three walls
02:32Three?
02:33Well, I have complained to the landlord
02:35Are you still having trouble with the damp at home?
02:38Well, I showed the landlord the damp patch in the living room
02:41What did he say?
02:42He said, that's not a damp patch
02:44That's the River Thames doing a detour
02:47He said that, my cat's even fed up, she's lost her voice
02:50Oh, I was going to ask that
02:52Yes, it's true
02:53Yes, we were all wondering about that, weren't we?
02:55Lost their voice
02:56Anyway, look, talking about pets
02:58Thank you for all the letters about the dogs
03:00We had on the show three weeks ago
03:02I mean, the sensation those dogs were
03:04Yes
03:05Weren't they absolutely marvellous?
03:06Yes, and one man even wrote in to say
03:08He thought they were worth the licence fee alone
03:10He didn't say whether he meant the TV licence or the dog licence
03:14We'll check up on that
03:15But it was lovely hearing from you all
03:17It really was
03:18They were such a sensation
03:19And also, in answer to your questions
03:21All the dogs came from the Essex Dog Training Centre
03:24Yes, and every one was a rescued animal
03:27Yes
03:28Isn't that lovely?
03:29All those dogs were rescued
03:30I think it's lovely
03:31Now, who are you going to introduce?
03:32Oh, well, just a few humans
03:34But they're all well behaved
03:35Yes, and house trained, I hope
03:37I hope so too
03:38Good
03:39Right then, our first team's from Essex
03:41They're father and daughter
03:42Hayden and Becky Price
03:44Right
03:53That's lovely
03:55Welcome, welcome
03:56Now, you are Becky Price
03:58I am indeed
03:59I see, and how old are you?
04:00I'm 19
04:01Oh, just 19?
04:02Yes, just 19
04:03You haven't got a boyfriend
04:04But in the future you intend working on it
04:06Yes
04:07So, describe your ideal man
04:09What kind of a man are you looking for?
04:10Dead handsome
04:11Dead handsome?
04:12Well, what kind of a man?
04:14Elvis Presley or Michael Ball is my ideal man
04:17Yeah, well, Elvis is dead
04:18And Michael Ball's handsome
04:19So, I'm looking for Michael Ball
04:21Dead handsome
04:22Got it, got it
04:23Now, one of your most embarrassing moments
04:25Was when you took some cheese and pickle sandwiches to school
04:28For your lunch
04:29Well, I used to be really nervous
04:31About eating my sandwiches at school
04:33And this dinner lady said to me
04:35You're going to be in this hall until you finish your sandwiches
04:38Oh, I see
04:39So, I thought, quickly, I've got to hide them
04:41So, I just got my sandwiches
04:42And they were cheese and pickle
04:43And I put them in my knickers
04:44So, the first thing that came to my mind
04:46And then she said, she came back and she said
04:48You can't have eaten them that quick
04:49She said, go to the headmistress's office
04:51So, I had to go along to the headmistress's office
04:53And she said, now, if you tell me where you've put your sandwiches
04:55I won't tell your mum and dad
04:57So, I had to pull down my knickers
04:58Get them out and put them in the bin
05:00And I didn't tell my mum until I was 10 years old
05:02Because I was too embarrassed
05:04That's lovely
05:05Now, if there's any little girls looking in
05:07You know, don't put cheese and pickle sandwiches in your knickers
05:13If you must, make sure they're not mustard pickle
05:17Now, over now to Hayden, your father
05:19Hayden Price
05:20And your brother, Fisher
05:23Now, to Angela
05:24Where did you meet her?
05:25Well, we were walking across a bridge
05:27And I noticed these lovely pair of legs
05:29Oh, you're a leg man, aren't you?
05:30Oh, I'm definitely...
05:31Well, I was, I've changed over the years
05:33But, lovely pair of legs
05:35And I looked at her and she looked round
05:37And I winked
05:38And from there, our romance started
05:40Oh, really? Just by a wink?
05:41Just by a wink
05:42Absolutely
05:43Will you do the...
05:44Recreate the wink that you gave to Angela
05:46On that fateful day?
05:48Ladies at home, brace yourselves
05:51Brace yourselves
05:52Okay, go on
06:01Are you all right?
06:02Oh, she held on, she held on
06:05Right, now, any special talents at all?
06:07Well, I have one
06:08It sort of drives the family a bit mad, actually
06:11It's...
06:12When they sing songs, I put raspberries into them
06:15How do you mean? How do you mean?
06:17What kind of a song? What kind of a song?
06:19Like from My Fair Lady
06:20Good, away you go
06:21All I want is a... somewhere
06:25Far away from the cold night air
06:28With one enormous...
06:31Oh, that's lovely
06:45We will bring back variety
06:47Absolutely
06:48Yeah, so we'll get a current affairs programme
06:50Anyway, over you go over there
06:52Thank you for being with us
06:53Nice people
06:54Partly laughing
06:58Lovely
06:59Who have we got now?
07:00Right, our second team's from Sussex and Kent
07:03Their mother-in-law and son-in-law
07:05Noreen Pampling and Steve Briers
07:07Right
07:15Oh, gorgeous
07:17All right, gorgeous
07:18Yeah, it must be family
07:20It's got to be family
07:21Yeah, well, there's a loudmouth lot
07:23You are Noreen
07:24Yes
07:25Noreen...
07:26Pampling
07:27Yes
07:28You're married to Albert, is that right?
07:30Yes
07:31Tell us about the wedding story then
07:33Well, unfortunately, the registrar looked like he could have doubled from Uriah Heap
07:37He was very solid, but he had this terrible impediment
07:40He had a wonky eye
07:41Oh, no
07:42And every time he lectured us
07:45On the seriousness of the marriage date
07:48The eye would go
07:49And we would be going with him
07:51And then he'd stop and we'd come back
07:53And then he'd go again and we'd be...
07:57Oh, how awkward that must...
07:58And you couldn't help laughing, I suppose
08:00Well, I was... well
08:01Of course not
08:02And the other thing, he could have married you to the best man
08:04Yes, he could have
08:06I wish he had
08:07Now you have four dogs
08:12I don't know if you got that one, mate
08:14Right, when you get home
08:15Right
08:16Now, you have four dogs and twelve ducks
08:20Have you ever thought of opening a pub?
08:21You could call it the Dog and Duck
08:23Yeah
08:24What sort of dogs are they?
08:25They're Bernese Mountain Dogs
08:26Oh, are they very big?
08:27Yes, they are
08:28My male weighs about ten stone, I suppose
08:30Ten stone?
08:31Yes
08:32That's massive
08:33Yes
08:34Do they take a lot of looking after?
08:36Well, no, not a lot
08:37But my male, Bacchus, you see
08:39He loves the hoover
08:40And every time I get...
08:41Hoover?
08:42The hoover
08:43And every time I get the hoover out
08:44He whines and screams and yells and drags at it
08:46Till I hoover him
08:47He loves being hoovered
08:48So I've spent half an hour hoovering the carpet
08:49And the other half hour hoovering Bacchus
08:51No
08:52He loves it
08:53And I suppose if you want to give him a bath
08:54You take him to the car wash
08:56That's right
08:57Anyway, thanks for telling us all about that
08:59Oh, sorry to keep you waiting
09:00That's quite alright
09:01But your mother does go on, doesn't she?
09:02She does
09:03Oh, your son-in-law
09:04Yes
09:05Your son-in-law, Steve Briers
09:07What do you do?
09:08I'm a fireman
09:09Oh, are you really?
09:10I am, yes
09:11Oh, so you're a briars who puts out fires?
09:12That's quite right
09:13Good, good
09:14Alright, it's just a comment
09:15Right
09:16Married to Josephine for two years
09:17How long have you known her?
09:18Nine years
09:19Before that?
09:20Nine years
09:21Nine years?
09:22Nine years
09:23Well, you're a slow mover, aren't you?
09:24I can get to a fire quicker than that
09:27Right
09:28Any pets at all?
09:29We've been hearing about
09:30You look like a petty lot
09:31Yes, I've got a collie
09:33A collie, yeah
09:34An Abyssinian cat
09:35An Abyssinian
09:36Oh, we've heard about the dog
09:37Tell us about the cat
09:38Well, he's a funny little cat
09:39If any of my friends come round in their car
09:42He'll go out and sit on their car
09:44On their bonnet
09:45And when they come out to go
09:46He won't get off when they start their engine
09:48No, he just stays there
09:49Just stays there
09:50Wait a minute
09:51We can do a joke here
09:52Do the last bit again
09:53Sitting on the bonnet
10:00Don't laugh yet
10:01Laugh at the end
10:04They don't know we're a team, so
10:06He sits on the bonnet
10:07And he won't get off
10:08Even when they start the car up
10:09Do you know why, Steve?
10:10Why is that?
10:11Because he likes to hear the engine burn
10:18He loves them
10:19Thank you very much for being here
10:23Before our first game
10:24I'd just like to point out that our contestants
10:26Have no idea what we have planned for them
10:28They do not rehearse
10:29This is your rehearsal
10:32Right, we're ready now for our first game
10:34Which is called Sumo
10:36Please
10:38Please meet Mr. Uchikuchikendo
10:43And Mr. Tiki-Taki Tojo
10:52Sumo
11:23Help
11:42Here we are
11:43Alabama
11:45Here we are
11:52That's all there is to it
11:56You know, my little boy would love one of these
12:00If I went home tonight
12:01But anyway, I'll talk to you about that later
12:03But that was absolutely marvellous
12:05Now, over you come, contestants
12:07And get into the harness
12:08You've got your headgear on, that's fine
12:10Okay, you two over here
12:12So it goes on like
12:13You stay to the side for first of all, Becky
12:15Okay, now you just slide into it like a rucksack
12:18That's the idea
12:19And take the strain
12:21Are we ready there?
12:22Good
12:23So first of all
12:24Up you get
12:25Up you get
12:43Just a minute
12:44Now first of all
12:45Turn to the front
12:46Turn to the front
12:47Turn to the front
12:48And bow
12:49Just bow
12:50Bow first of all
12:52Bow
12:53Bow
12:54That's it
12:55Good
12:57That's it
12:58Now turn to each other
12:59And bow to each other
13:01Bow to each other
13:03Good
13:04Lovely
13:05Now on the
13:06Ladies come
13:07Ladies come
13:08Now get hold of them by the bottom here
13:09By the
13:10You can guide them, you see
13:11Watch where you're going
13:12But guide them
13:13Okay
13:14Now just go round in a circle
13:16Just circle each other
13:17Okay, circle
13:18That's it, round to the right
13:19That's it, good
13:25Keep going round
13:27That's fine
13:28Now face each other
13:29Get on these marks
13:30We're ready now
13:31Now we're ready for
13:32This is where you go in
13:33Swinging your arms at each other
13:35And this is where you guide them
13:36I know it's not a very good view
13:38But
13:39Away you go
13:40Okay, away you go
13:41Swinging the arms
13:44Swinging the arms
13:45Swinging the arms
13:48Okay, break, break, break, break
13:50Come back
13:51Get to your marks in the middle there
13:53Now this is where you charge each other
13:55Okay
13:56You charge
13:57And the audience can help here
13:58After three, all shout charge
14:00Okay, here we go
14:01Charge
14:02This is where you try to get the other one down
14:03One, two, three
14:05Charge
14:09Oh, oh, oh, oh
14:14Oh, oh, oh, oh
14:20Oh, it's a game
14:22It's a game
14:24It's a game
14:25Get in there
14:26Get in there
14:28Get in there
14:29Get them out
14:30Get them out
14:31You can do a bow
14:32But we're not
14:33Do a bow
14:34Do a bow
14:35That's it, good
14:36Applause
14:37Okay
14:38Amazing.
14:40Aren't you glad you came?
14:42Well, I tell you, you all did absolutely marvellous.
14:46Screaming, the shouting was absolutely great.
14:48What about them, both of you?
14:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:52Now, ladies in the centre, ladies in the centre,
14:54with me, thank you.
14:56And I'd like to thank
14:58our two wonderful demonstrators there,
15:00Keith King and Gerry Mulraney.
15:02Thank you, gentlemen.
15:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:08Now, to judge this,
15:10please welcome
15:12Todd Cody.
15:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:20Now, you are, first and foremost,
15:22a stunt arranger, cos we worked together
15:24in Hollywood Robust, didn't we?
15:26We did, had a lot of fun. We had a lot of fun with that.
15:28And you specialise in unusual sports action.
15:30Yeah. And that sort of thing.
15:32Now, you devised these sumo giants
15:3415 years ago. Why are they only
15:36just coming out into the open?
15:38I think it's with the coming of sumo wrestlers at the Albert Hall.
15:40Ah, yes, a few months ago.
15:42Right, it's now all the rage in the country,
15:44sweeping the country. Ah, that's marvellous.
15:46Now, you're here as a judge, so what do you think?
15:48Well, I have to say, it was very close.
15:50Yes. And it's certainly not as easy as it looks.
15:52No, very difficult, very difficult.
15:54Very, very hard. And I have to say,
15:56the moves were right. They were.
15:58Yes, a good oshidashi, a good teyoshi,
16:00and I'm not sure if you know what they are, but you really did them
16:02very, very well.
16:04So, to tell the neighbours, you've got a good teyoshi-oshi.
16:06Yes.
16:08But...
16:10You should keep quiet about it, right. Not to mention the
16:12shitate nage. Oh, no, no.
16:14No, no, no, fine.
16:16I should keep that tucked away.
16:18Very close.
16:20The points we're awarding out of 20. Yes, we are.
16:22It's close. Yes. OK.
16:24Hayden and Becky, 15. 15, yes.
16:26OK. Stephen and Noreen,
16:2816. Yes, just... I think that's fair.
16:30Just one point to you.
16:32Because it was all so difficult.
16:34Good luck with them. OK.
16:36And I'm sure the Japanese are going to love them, as we do.
16:38Thank you so very much.
16:40Now, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
16:42Well, Hayden and Becky have 15.
16:44Noreen and Steve have 16.
16:46Oh, there we are, just one in.
16:48And I think that's fair. OK.
16:50Go and sit down over there and get your head geared up.
16:52That's fine.
16:54Now let's welcome our expert packager,
16:56Alan Lowe.
16:58APPLAUSE
17:04Alan.
17:06This is a very important time of the year,
17:08so show us exactly what you're going to parcel up, will you?
17:10Come over here.
17:12And will you all come over? Fine.
17:14Well, wait a minute.
17:16Come round this side.
17:18But where's... What are you going to parcel up?
17:20Come on! Do I have to do everything, for goodness' sake?
17:22Oh!
17:24Which is a very difficult thing to parcel up, isn't it?
17:26It's not easy.
17:28Things like this are difficult to parcel.
17:30Just as well we have one handy.
17:32A cuddly toy.
17:34OK. So, in your own words, away you go, there.
17:36Right, all we're trying to do is just make a little box out of this.
17:38We'll start off just by bending some cardboard up.
17:44Get that out of the way for a minute.
17:46These things that are awkward, like soft things like this,
17:48so you create a box out of just a...
17:50So you could just get some ordinary cardboard
17:52and bend it which way you want to
17:54because all parcels are all different sizes
17:56so that helps.
17:58Oh, you see the way that goes.
18:00That's good.
18:02And flap it down.
18:04They really are cuddly pieces, aren't they?
18:06A little boy would love one of those.
18:12I went home tonight and he found one of those
18:14at the bottom of his drawer.
18:16And he said,
18:18I went home tonight and he found one of those
18:20at the bottom of his bed, you know.
18:22He said, marvellous.
18:24Oh, thank Mr Alan Lowe, won't you?
18:30Always wanted a soft teddy too.
18:34Because the au pair's girl's getting a bit old.
18:40There we are, that's it.
18:44My dressing room door is open
18:46and I'm going to be busy for these next few weeks
18:48so thank you very much for being here.
18:50Now get to your tables.
18:52Okay, get to your tables here.
18:54And get your teddy bears out, they're underneath there.
18:58I've been dying to do this all day.
19:00About a minute and a half.
19:02Ready, teddy, go.
19:08Ready, teddy, go.
19:10Now try and remember what he did,
19:12you know, he sort of folded it in
19:14to get the right length
19:16bit of cardboard.
19:18Because I know all those people
19:20sitting at home who are hopeless.
19:22And most of us are hopeless.
19:28Squeeze him in subtle.
19:34Good job we didn't do this with real bears,
19:36didn't it?
19:38That would have been nice.
19:40Right, that's it, get a bit of tape on,
19:42get some sort of it.
19:44He's got his paw caught there.
19:46That's it, fine.
19:48Keep tucking him in.
19:50Make sure it sticks.
19:52Get some more tape because you were doing very well there.
19:54You're doing very well there indeed.
19:56Very good and not bad here either.
19:58Not bad there at all.
20:00So finishing touches.
20:04And wherever you're up to, when I stop you,
20:06you just stop.
20:08Okay.
20:10A bit of tape going...
20:16Oh, that's a shame.
20:18Get stronger tape.
20:22Wherever you're up to, stop.
20:24Now to judge this, please welcome from Parcel Force
20:26the customer care manager
20:28Mark Kelleher.
20:34Thank you for coming here.
20:36Now we're all familiar
20:38with the Parcel Force fans
20:40but tell us a little bit more about Parcel Force.
20:42Well Parcel Force is the
20:44parcel side of the post office
20:46and also the UK's largest parcel carrier.
20:48We actually carry about
20:50180 million parcels every year.
20:52180 million? That's right.
20:54Now I'd imagine November and December of course is going to be your busiest time.
20:56It certainly is, Bruce, yes.
20:58We actually do 16 million parcels
21:00over those two months alone.
21:0216 million? That's right.
21:04And what is the last posting date for Christmas parcels?
21:06Well on the Parcel Force standard service
21:08which we normally aim to deliver within three working days
21:10providing the parcels posted up to
21:12and including the 21st of December
21:14it will be delivered for Christmas.
21:16Now for goodness sake, don't leave it that late.
21:18I don't want 16 million parcels
21:20being delivered to my house.
21:24I know you all want to send me a present
21:28so does my little boy.
21:30But there we are, come right in here.
21:32But it's good to know that, it's good to know that
21:34the date is there. Well, what do you think now
21:36of Hayden's effort?
21:38Not bad, is it?
21:40The other side's got plenty of tape on there
21:42and it's quite strong.
21:44No, with a bit more tape
21:46on there and everything.
21:48There was a formation there.
21:50And the brown paper and all the proper
21:52address and everything.
21:54But it wasn't a bad effort.
21:56Seven out of ten.
21:58Well done, Hayden.
22:00She got in a terrible state.
22:02One time, she fell over her teeth.
22:04One time.
22:06This was working all right.
22:08But you handle it if you...
22:10Be careful with it.
22:12It looks pretty solid, doesn't it?
22:14Yeah.
22:16Again, there's three bits of card juice there.
22:18One she didn't actually use.
22:20I think it's probably worth five out of ten.
22:22Just five out of ten for that one.
22:24Not bad, not bad.
22:26Five out of ten.
22:28She was getting a bit of a stake here
22:30with her nose.
22:32Look at this face.
22:34What do you think?
22:36This end of it is quite firm.
22:38The corners are strong.
22:40What about when you get hold of it?
22:42Poor Teddy.
22:44Bless him.
22:46The structure was there.
22:48All bits of card were used in the right place.
22:50I think that's worth six out of ten.
22:52Very, very good.
22:54And this one looks wonderful, doesn't it?
22:56I was impressed with this one.
22:58You should sign him on tomorrow.
23:00With the brown paper again and the address label.
23:02I think that's worth, I expect, the best I've seen.
23:04The best you've seen?
23:06Eight out of ten.
23:08Well done, Steve.
23:22What's on the board, Miss Ford?
23:24Well, Hayden and Becky have 27.
23:26Noreen and Steve have 30.
23:28Oh, well done.
23:30Well done, indeed.
23:32Well done, you two.
23:34Well done, you two.
23:38We do get a sort of a telephone,
23:40a Generation Game telephone for each of you for being here.
23:42And thank you for being such marvellous people.
23:44And we'll see you in our grand final,
23:46which is coming up very soon.
23:48Away you go now, and thank you again.
23:50Come on.
23:52Our third team's from Northern Ireland.
23:54Their mother and son,
23:56Joy and Peter Kernaghan.
23:58Right.
24:08Right, and you are, Joy?
24:10Kernaghan.
24:12What's that?
24:14Kernohan.
24:16Of course you can.
24:18And what do you do?
24:20I do everything. I'm a housewife.
24:22Right. It's years since I've done this.
24:24The Irish Disco. Disco's here,
24:26Disco's there.
24:34OK, that's mixed fertiliser
24:36with the chicken food.
24:38What happened with that? Fertiliser with chicken food?
24:40Well, I thought it was the hens' food.
24:42I mixed it up.
24:44And the hens ate it.
24:46So they laid their eggs,
24:48and I went to fry them in the pan,
24:50and they exploded.
24:52I just jumped out of the pan.
24:54Well, it's a good job they exploded before you ate them,
24:56isn't it?
24:58Right.
25:00You once had a mangrove who could open
25:02and close doors.
25:04That was Shiner.
25:06My husband taught him to open the door,
25:08and close it behind him.
25:10He tried to make it clean his feet,
25:12but that didn't work.
25:14Shiner fancied the bitch next door.
25:16Oh, please, you're lying.
25:18This isn't a current affairs problem.
25:22I can't get away with that.
25:24But he fancied the she-dog
25:26next door.
25:28Oh, lovely Dalmatian, yes.
25:30Oh, beautiful.
25:32So she didn't let him in.
25:34The neighbour came back
25:36from the shops one day.
25:38Came back from the shops, the neighbour, yes.
25:40And got a big surprise.
25:42Well, what happened?
25:44Shiner and her lovely Dalmatian were very
25:46candid-looking, lying on her kitchen floor.
25:48No.
25:50Oh, dear, oh, dear.
25:52So what was the outcome of all that?
25:54Nine lovely mongrel pups,
25:56all spotty.
25:58Oh, no. Nine mongrels all spotty.
26:00She was a very understanding neighbour.
26:02Yes, I should hope so, too.
26:04But what a clever dog.
26:06I mean, he not only opened and closed doors,
26:08he left his litter next door.
26:10And he didn't put himself out to stand.
26:16Welcome.
26:18Welcome.
26:20Your son, Peter. Now, what do you do, Peter?
26:22I'm an engineer for Northern Ireland Electricity.
26:24Ah, good. Are you married?
26:26Oh, no, single.
26:28Are you lucky at all?
26:30Yeah.
26:32What kind of a lady are you looking for?
26:34Well, a rich widow with one foot in the grave
26:36and one in a bar of soap would be nice.
26:42Before your Generation Game interview,
26:44you had an embarrassing incident.
26:46What happened there?
26:48Well, Mother and I were both quite nervous,
26:50and I decided that I wanted to go to the toilet.
26:52Yes.
26:54So I went into the cubicle,
26:56and, well, I went to the toilet.
27:00We all know what we're doing.
27:04Well, after I'd finished,
27:06I got up and went to open the toilet door,
27:08and the handle came off in my hand.
27:10Oh, no.
27:12So I was being stuck in the toilet,
27:14and, of course, they were waiting on us around in the other room.
27:16So you were stuck in there for a while. What did you do, read the walls?
27:18No, it was a very posh hotel.
27:20There was no writing on the walls.
27:22Oh, no.
27:24I was thinking of writing something to pass the time.
27:26No, so I decided there was nothing for it
27:28but to climb over the top.
27:30You had to climb over the top?
27:32Well, I was going, there was no choice.
27:34Exactly.
27:36So I was halfway over the top,
27:38and this chap poked his head into the toilet,
27:40and he says,
27:42are you Peter? And I said, yes.
27:44And he says, what age are you?
27:46And I said, I'm 30.
27:48And he says, your mummy just sent me in here
27:50to see if you're OK.
27:52LAUGHTER
27:54You had a lovely story.
27:56Thank you for being here.
27:58APPLAUSE
28:04And we'll need our last pair.
28:06Who are Rosie?
28:08And our father and daughter,
28:10Gerry and Hayley D'Cruz.
28:12APPLAUSE
28:20Right there, and you right there.
28:22OK, fine. Now, then, you're Hayley...
28:24D'Cruz.
28:26Oh, well, I hope you have a nice time.
28:28LAUGHTER
28:30What do you do? I'm a student of psychology.
28:32Oh, are you? Yeah.
28:34Lovely, beautiful. And are you single?
28:36No, I'm engaged to Sean, who works at KLM.
28:38Oh, I see, see. And does he have a nickname for you?
28:40Yeah, he calls me fat bum or boo-boo.
28:42LAUGHTER
28:44Oh, does he really? Don't ask me why.
28:46Why does he call you boo-boo?
28:48LAUGHTER
28:54Any hobbies at all, my darling?
28:56Yeah, I like trampolining.
28:58Trampolining? Tell me, is trampolining...
29:00LAUGHTER
29:03..is trampolining for joggers
29:05who don't want to go anywhere?
29:07No. No?
29:09No. Don't look at me strange like that.
29:11I thought he was going to get a laugh,
29:13but he didn't, so what can I do?
29:15You once met Michael Jackson.
29:17Oh, was it really him?
29:19Well, yeah.
29:21It was? Yeah, we didn't know it.
29:23What happened? We were in a joke shop
29:25in Magic Kingdom. Yes.
29:27And we saw a lookalike, Michael Jackson.
29:29So Sean said,
29:31Sean said, that's my fiancée,
29:33do you want to have a photo taken with him?
29:35I said, no, no, I only want the real thing.
29:37He said, go on, so he pushed me there. Yeah.
29:39And I couldn't make Michael Jackson smile at the camera.
29:43He wouldn't smile? No, no. He wouldn't?
29:45So I was tickling him and Sean was saying,
29:47come on, Michael, smile, you know.
29:49And you kept tickling him? We were quite rude.
29:51And that was it, took the photo, we walked off.
29:53Ten minutes later, Michael Jackson walks past,
29:55loads of photographers, loads of bodyguards,
29:58and he walks into a limo. And it was him?
30:00It was Michael Jackson. That's incredible.
30:02Just in memory. Oh, and you brought the photo with you.
30:05Could we see the photograph?
30:07Could we see the photograph?
30:09And it was him.
30:11My God, what a lovely memory.
30:13I bet you wish you'd have tickled him more then.
30:17Over now to your dad, Gerry...
30:19De Cruz. Huh? De Cruz. Oh, good, you can go together.
30:24What do you do, Gerry?
30:26I'm a civil servant. Oh, a civil servant, oh, good.
30:28And you're married to Clemmie for ten years,
30:30after a previous marriage of 12 years.
30:32Clemmie likes to do things at the last minute.
30:36And everything is rushed.
30:41Whereas you like to start early.
30:46Well, that must be awkward at times.
30:49Yeah, but it is, we'll forget that.
30:51Right, you love choc-ices.
30:53So what's that all about?
30:55Well, once I was out shopping,
30:57and I saw a sign which said,
30:59Big Choc-ices. Yes.
31:01So I took the children over to the shop,
31:03and when we went in, it was a furniture shop,
31:05which was Big Choices.
31:15He's coming out with the jokes there, right?
31:17Now, who would you like to meet?
31:19I'd like to meet Ronnie Corbett, actually.
31:21Oh, would you really? Yes.
31:23What? My children tell me I look like him.
31:25Really?
31:28Actually, yes.
31:30You really do.
31:33Is that my hotline?
31:37Hello? Yes, Ron.
31:41Yes, I know, I know.
31:43You're nothing like him.
31:49I know that, Ron. Don't be silly.
31:51Don't be silly. I mean, no,
31:53get off your low horse.
31:57Don't worry. No, no, no.
31:59You're more like Dudley Moore.
32:01Only taller.
32:03He's nothing like you at all.
32:05Nothing like you.
32:07OK, bye-bye, Ron. Bye-bye. No harm done.
32:09Bye-bye.
32:11You're the dead spit of him.
32:15I'm just saying. A team, yeah.
32:17The two Ronnies. No, it's been done.
32:19Anyway, thank you for being here.
32:21You're lovely people.
32:23And this game is called
32:25Get Plastered.
32:27No, it's not a Christmas drinking game.
32:29Please welcome one of BBC's
32:31plasterers, and there are a few
32:33in this building,
32:35Morris Stafford.
32:41Thank you for being here.
32:45Now, Morris, I know you've done
32:47a lot of work for us on The Generation Game,
32:49but you've worked for many other shows.
32:51Will you tell us what other shows you've worked on?
32:53Recently, I've been with One Foot in the Grave.
32:55One Foot in the Grave!
32:57I've been in Dorset with them.
32:59It's a lovely show, isn't it?
33:01I've done a film at Ealing Film Studios
33:03called Arrow the Pig, which is
33:05Donald Pleasant's new film.
33:07Oh, that sounds... Oh, so it was big stuff.
33:09I wonder why you left us.
33:11Now, the contestants stay over there,
33:13and you come over here and show us
33:15what you're going to do for us, Morris.
33:17OK? Now, watch this. You'll see better
33:19from where you are there, OK?
33:21Right. I'd just like to load up the hawk first.
33:23Yeah, the hawk. That's the hawk, yes.
33:25And the other's the trowel.
33:31Right.
33:33That's it.
33:35Oh, that's...
33:37That's going on lovely and smooth,
33:39that is.
33:41Good texture, and it's going on
33:43even.
33:45That's it.
33:47Scrape it all onto the seat.
33:49Scrape it onto the hawk.
33:55That's it.
34:01Lovely.
34:03And this is probably one of the most difficult things
34:05to do an arch, is it?
34:07It's one of them.
34:09Keep it nice and smooth.
34:11Keep it as smooth as possible.
34:13And be definite about it, isn't it?
34:15You've got to be definite. That's it.
34:21Lovely. There it goes.
34:25Lovely.
34:29And that's metal on the inside, is it?
34:31It's an aluminium mesh.
34:33An aluminium mesh that he goes on.
34:35That helps it to stick, of course.
34:37A bit of smoothing out.
34:41That's it.
34:47Yeah, that's lovely.
34:49That's beautiful.
34:51There we are. All neat.
34:53All ready. There we are.
34:55How about that?
34:59Would you come back and do some marketing?
35:01Yes.
35:03Come over here, my darlings.
35:05Joy and Peter, come over here.
35:07Get your coat on.
35:09Get your coat on.
35:11And you've got a hat there,
35:13and you've got goggles.
35:15Now, the square thing is your hawk,
35:17and the oblong thing is your trowel.
35:19OK? And get a good dollop of the stuff.
35:21Get a real good dollop of it
35:23and dollop it on.
35:25Now then, you've got about a minute and a half
35:27to plaster your arch.
35:29That sounds painful.
35:31Anyway, a minute and a half,
35:33starting from now.
35:35Now, a big dollop of stuff.
35:37Put it on your hawk
35:39and then really bash it up there.
35:41And be definite about it.
35:43Be definite.
35:45Plenty of plaster and splash it on.
35:47A real good dollop.
35:49That's it.
35:51Dollop it on.
35:55That's it. Good.
35:57That's it.
35:59Good. You want more stuff, do you?
36:01Dollop it on. Get a big dollop.
36:03No good doing it. Be puny.
36:05Dollop it on. That's it.
36:07But more, more. Get more.
36:09Look at all you've got here.
36:11You've got 400 weight here to get on there.
36:13That's it. Go on. That's it.
36:15Dollop it on. Dollop it on.
36:17That's it.
36:19That's the idea. But more, more.
36:21Get more on. You can always smooth it out
36:23afterwards. That's it. All right, McJoy?
36:25Enjoy yourself.
36:27Dollop it on. That's it. Come on, darling.
36:29Come on. Splash it on.
36:31Get it on there. That's it.
36:33That's it.
36:35Fine. You don't have to clear up.
36:37Don't worry.
36:39Very good, Jerry.
36:41That's it. Good bit of smoothing out there.
36:43Keep dolloping. You've got 30 seconds left.
36:45So get some more on.
36:47It's all coming off.
36:57Look, it's all over everywhere.
36:59I think you've got
37:01a hole in the arches.
37:03Finish your touches.
37:05Start smoothing off.
37:07Start smoothing off.
37:09Make it really smooth.
37:19Wherever you are, King, stop.
37:21OK,
37:23Lois, would you come back and do some
37:25marking, please?
37:27Thank you very much.
37:31First of all, Peter,
37:33what do you think? I mean,
37:35that's a pretty good job, isn't it?
37:37That is, actually. What more can I say?
37:39That is excellent. Excellent.
37:41He did. He certainly did.
37:43Definitely nine out of ten.
37:45Nine out of ten!
37:47Yes.
37:49But,
37:51well, look at this.
37:53I mean, look at the mess down here.
37:55It's like an eagle's cage.
37:57Or an eagle's cage.
37:59Something like that. And she did cheat.
38:01She found a bit on the floor and she put it up there.
38:03So we're going to put that down, OK?
38:05Absolutely, yeah.
38:07What's that?
38:09So, it was a bit of a mess,
38:11but she did try to get
38:13plenty on there, bless her heart,
38:15and she was laughing all the time.
38:17Look out, it's still coming down.
38:19It was coming out of her sleeve a minute ago.
38:21Right. I'll give five out of ten.
38:23Five out of ten. Not bad.
38:25Not bad at all.
38:27OK, over here now, little Hayley.
38:29Bless her heart.
38:31She was trying to be so delicate with it,
38:33she didn't want to put too much on.
38:35She's got quite a bit on the floor and on the wall there.
38:37Yeah, she's got some on.
38:39A little bit patchy, but I'll still give five out of ten.
38:41Five as well for that.
38:43Well done, Hayley.
38:45Over there.
38:47Now, what about this one?
38:49Well, it's...
38:51He's got a pretty good patch,
38:53and then he's sort of...
38:55I think some's fallen off this side.
38:57Did it all fall off as you got it on?
38:59Yeah, he seems to have a patch down there.
39:01I'll give him five out of ten as well.
39:03Five out of ten as well. OK.
39:05All right, well, thank you very much.
39:07And we do appreciate all the hard work
39:09you boys do for us.
39:11We never see you, but thanks again.
39:13Bye-bye.
39:15Here we go.
39:17Here we are.
39:19Well, they're once on the board.
39:21Miss Ford?
39:23Well, Joy and Peter have 14.
39:25Gerry and Hayley have ten.
39:27Ten. Oh, boy.
39:29Holy cow.
39:31Let's move on.
39:33Our fourth game is called
39:35Who's With Who?
39:37We're going to show you a photo of a famous lady.
39:39What you have to do is write down
39:41who they are married to
39:43in real life.
39:45Not in maybe TV series or anything like that.
39:47But in real life, who they're married to.
39:49So go to your lecterns.
39:51Come here.
39:53Come round here.
39:55Good.
39:57Now, we're all ready. Could we have the first
39:59famous lady, please?
40:01There we are.
40:03Look there.
40:05Now, we want the man
40:07that she's married to. Don't write down her name.
40:09The man she's married to.
40:11You've got answers?
40:13Yes, we have, yes.
40:15She is, of course, Prunella Scales.
40:17And she is,
40:19of course, married to
40:21Timothy West.
40:23And there he is by her side. Do you have answers?
40:25Yes. What did you get over there?
40:27Well, we have Michael Barrymore.
40:31And we have Tom Hayden.
40:35Who's Tom Hayden?
40:37Elizabeth Taylors.
40:39Oh, Elizabeth Taylors. Sorry, Gerry.
40:41Yes, wrong.
40:43Okay, we've got
40:45Edward Woodward here.
40:47And the best one, I think, of all is
40:49Bob Geldof.
40:57Now, Joy, do you want to play this game
40:59or not?
41:01No, difficult one. But anyway,
41:03here we go. The next famous lady.
41:07Can you see her?
41:09Very beautiful. Well, now, who's
41:11the lucky man? Who's the lucky boy?
41:17Who, when he gets home, opens the door
41:19and there's this beauty?
41:21You've got an answer? You've got
41:23two answers? Fine. Now, that
41:25lovely lady is Cindy Crawford,
41:27one of the most beautiful women in the world,
41:29and she is married to Richard Gere.
41:31There he is.
41:33Now, then, what have we got over there?
41:35We've got Phil Wyman.
41:37Well, not yet. Not yet.
41:39We'll jump at the gun there a bit.
41:41And we have Richard Gere. Richard Gere.
41:43Well done, Gary.
41:45Well done, Gary.
41:49Richard Gere we've got here with Peter.
41:51Well done indeed.
41:55And thank you for the compliment,
41:57Bruce Falter.
42:03I must get a spare room.
42:05Right. Now.
42:07Now, could we have
42:09the next famous lady, please?
42:11Now.
42:13That lady. You must recognise that lady.
42:17No? You've no idea?
42:19Well, have a guess, cos you might
42:21be right even with a guess.
42:23Right. You've got answers? Fine.
42:25Right. Well, that is Norma Major,
42:27who is married to our
42:29Prime Minister, John Major.
42:31All right. So what have you got over there?
42:33Well, we have a minder with a
42:35question mark. Minder with a...
42:37Well, even without a question mark.
42:39You would be right. And what has Gerry got?
42:41John Major. John Major. Well done, Gerry.
42:45And being a civil servant,
42:47you had to
42:49get that one right, otherwise you're going to
42:51have lost your job. Right. Over here we've got
42:53Ian McCaskill.
42:55There'll be some questions
42:57asked when she gets home tonight, I'll tell you that.
42:59And we've got Mr Major Joy.
43:01Mr Major!
43:03Welcome back!
43:05Come here!
43:11OK, what's on the board,
43:13Miss Ford? Well, Joy and
43:15Peter have 18, Gerry
43:17and Hayley have 14.
43:19Oh, you didn't press that.
43:21Well done, you two.
43:23Well done.
43:25You will get a
43:27Generation Game telephone with
43:29our love, and thank you very... for being an
43:31important part of our show tonight.
43:37And have we got a grand
43:39final for you. Now, this will test your
43:41skill and your sense of balance.
43:43I'll say no more. Here he is,
43:45the remarkable
43:47Bart Shelley!
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47:23Oh, girls, once again I want you come and see your dazzling face
47:35Once again, once again I want you come and see your dazzling face
47:46And I know just what to do
47:51Mark Shelley, you truly are an international star. You really are.
47:54I mean, you've just come back after six months in Japan.
47:57Yes.
47:58And you're now appearing all over Europe.
48:00I'm actually opening now in Berlin.
48:02Yes?
48:03In the winter, in a new variety theatre called Wintergarden.
48:06Well, you don't hear of many new variety theatres. Well, good luck with that.
48:10And will you come back and do some marking?
48:12Okay, thank you.
48:13It's always wonderful to see you.
48:15Mark Shelley, we thank you.
48:17There we are.
48:19Now then, that's all there is to it.
48:23That's all.
48:24Now, we're not going to have a toss-up this week because you're all going to attempt this all together.
48:29Okay?
48:30So, but it will be against the clock.
48:32So, up you come and over here. Come on.
48:34All right?
48:38That's it, fine. You stay here for a minute and you come to the back with me, Steve.
48:43Pardon me pushing you around.
48:44That's better.
48:44And right just there.
48:45Right.
48:46Now, the ladies are going to start this off.
48:48You'll get 30 seconds and when you get two plates, when you get the two plates spinning,
48:53then quickly go down and sit down over there.
48:56Okay?
48:57And that will start the clock which will measure the time your plates are spinning.
49:01Now, when you hear this sound,
49:04that's when the men rush in and you get your 30 seconds there.
49:08Remember, you're working as a team.
49:10Okay?
49:11Here we go with Mark Shelley.
49:13Take two.
49:15Away you go.
49:16Take two.
49:47In you go there. In you go.
49:59Very good.
50:06Well done.
50:08Oh!
50:10Bad luck.
50:13Yes, good, good. Come on.
50:16Right, women, in you go. In you go there.
50:18Sit down, sit down.
50:19Sit down here. Sit down.
50:21That's it. Keep sitting down, you see.
50:23Until it goes. Wait till it goes.
50:28Good. You can sit down here.
50:31That's going well. Good.
50:40Look at that.
50:42Oh!
50:46Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
50:48Come on now. Come here.
50:50Now, now, now, now, now. Sit down.
50:52Sit down.
50:54Oh, my God.
50:56Oh, my God.
51:10It's still going.
51:11It's still going.
51:12You've got these going wonderful now.
51:14Look at this.
51:17That's it.
51:18That's it.
51:20That's your time.
51:23That's it.
51:25There you are.
51:26Absolutely...
51:28Absolutely marvellous.
51:30Well, now, to give us the official score,
51:32please welcome back
51:34Bert Shelley!
51:42Come right in here.
51:43Come right in here.
51:44Well, that was wonderful.
51:45I could see you watching it.
51:46And that one's still going.
51:47Look at it. Look.
51:49Absolutely amazing.
51:50Well, what did you think?
51:51Well, I can see over there, 50 seconds.
51:54Yep.
51:55And on that side, 54.
51:57So, who is the winner?
52:00Well done.
52:10Well, you're so lovely to each other.
52:12You really are.
52:13And Bert Shelley, thank you for being here.
52:15And what's next for you?
52:16Well, I go first to Berlin in the winter,
52:18and next year I go back to Japan.
52:20They must love you there.
52:21But remember, we love you here, too.
52:23So, come and see us again.
52:24Bye-bye.
52:25It's always such a pleasure.
52:26Bert Shelley, here we are.
52:27Hello.
52:29It's still going, isn't it?
52:32It just stuck on there.
52:34It stuck on there.
52:35Well, now, we're sorry to lose you,
52:37but you will be getting the Generation Games
52:39sort of answering machine telephone
52:41and the pocket coloured television,
52:42a little memory from us.
52:43And thank you very much for being
52:45such an important part of the show.
52:47Lovely time.
52:48You've been really lovely.
52:49That's great.
52:52OK.
52:53OK.
52:54OK.
52:56Yes!
52:57She knocked it off.
52:58Come on, round the back there.
53:03You can get yourself going.
53:04Right.
53:05Excuse me, Bruce.
53:06Bruce, excuse me.
53:07Come here a second.
53:08Come here a minute.
53:09What's the matter?
53:10I want you here.
53:11What?
53:12A few weeks ago, you surprised me.
53:13You know, I didn't know anything about it.
53:14You had us doing the club swinging.
53:15So, I thought...
53:16Oh, that was just a bit of fun.
53:17I know.
53:18So, I challenge you this week
53:19to the plate spinning.
53:21We've got to get...
53:22We've got to get both plates spinning.
53:24We've got to try and get...
53:25What, the first one who gets them spinning?
53:27The first one that gets them both spinning.
53:28Oh.
53:29All right?
53:30All right.
53:35Right.
53:36OK.
53:37Start really light.
53:38Right, you ready?
53:39OK.
53:40Go.
53:41Go.
53:42Go.
53:43Go.
53:44Go.
53:45Go.
53:46Go.
53:47Go!
54:11I've always been a good loser.
54:12LAUGHTER
54:14Now, just in case people are thinking we're doing something terrible,
54:18these can all be recycled.
54:20Believe me, they will all be recycled
54:22and they will be in the BBC canteen for a screen on Monday morning,
54:27even if I have to start all over again.
54:29Shut up, Rosie!
54:30LAUGHTER
54:32You know what you'll get? Right.
54:34Oh, and the conveyor belt, for goodness sake!
54:36CHEERING
54:38Take the doors away, please.
54:40Lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
54:42All right, then.
54:43Everything you remember, you'll take home with you tonight.
54:46Look out for the tricky ones,
54:47cos they're more valuable than they look.
54:49You've got 40 seconds for this.
54:51Good luck. Your 40 seconds starts now.
54:53On the conveyor belt tonight we have...
55:10CHEERING
55:34CHEERING
55:36Yes!
55:39Keep thinking all the time.
55:41Come and sit yourselves down.
55:43Now, then, you'll get another 40 seconds
55:45to remember everything, if you can.
55:47You'll get the first 20.
55:48When you hear a funny noise, then you'll take over.
55:51Good luck again for this part of the show.
55:53Your 40 seconds starts now.
55:55A vacuum cleaner.
55:57A cooker.
55:59A cuddly toy.
56:00Champagne.
56:01Champagne.
56:04An envelope.
56:05The envelope, the airline ticket, good.
56:07You're in bed, you've got that.
56:12Ladies, dressing gowns.
56:13Dressing gowns, sorry.
56:17Phone, TV, airline ticket, letter.
56:20Snoopy.
56:21Mugs, boxer shorts.
56:23Boxer shorts, good.
56:25Cell phone.
56:26Champagne, you've got that.
56:27Champagne.
56:28Champagne, yes, the shoppers.
56:30That one and the pear.
56:31A juicer.
56:33A juicer, make a machine.
56:35Steamer, cooker.
56:37Yes, and they do well.
56:39Oh, yes.
56:41Come along.
56:42There we go.
56:48Now, you've got practically everything
56:50and I'm so glad you got the second class letter
56:53because that is the very latest phone fax machine.
56:57There we are.
56:58Isn't that wonderful?
56:59And the airline ticket is...
57:03A fabulous holiday for four to Rome.
57:11That's lovely.
57:12It's marvellous.
57:13Well, on behalf of Rosie and myself and everybody,
57:16and I do mean everybody,
57:18thanks for being with us this week.
57:20See you again next week.
57:21Be there.
57:22Bye-bye.
57:23Bye-bye.
57:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
57:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
57:58Bye-bye.
57:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
58:02Bye-bye now.