- 05/05/2025
For the start of the 3rd series of the 1990's Generation Game, the contestants today are Carole Forte-Hemming and Sandro Forte from Avon, Douglas & Lisa Hurt from Fife, Angela & Steve Nightingale from Northamptonshire & London, and Mike Taylor & Helen Emsley from Yorkshire. Bruce Forsyth hosts, but it's Rosemary Ford who is cock a hoop in this episode as not only is one of the team from her local Yorkshire, but she has recently been picked to be the new host of Come Dancing. Who'd of thought that Brucie would be hosting it's celebrity version 12 years later! Among the games are Polynesian stick dancing (complete with grass skirts), weighing marshmallow mix (yes, really!), making a clay T junction, and guess the singing stars (really difficult!). The finale saw a Beau Geste spoof, with Golden Girl Bea Arthur herself giving a somewhat rambling judging of the finale. But who will make it through to the conveyor belt of prizes and who will be sent to the foreign legion?
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00:00Life is the name of the game
00:04And I want to play the game with you
00:06Life can be terribly pain
00:11If you don't play the game with two
00:14And I want to play the game with you
00:18Thank you very much
00:30Thank you very much indeed
00:35You're very kind
00:36Thank you
00:37Good evening
00:38Good evening ladies, gentlemen and children
00:41Welcome to the Generation Game
00:42Nice to see you
00:44And I'm so happy to be back
00:48With a new series for you
00:49Mind you, I wasn't too happy this morning
00:51Well go on, ask me what happened
01:00Come on, get together, get together
01:02Hold on
01:03You say, what happened?
01:05One, two, three
01:06What happened?
01:08Well I'll tell you at last
01:09My telephone bill arrived
01:12And I couldn't believe the amount they said I owed
01:14£859,000 and 65p
01:19I rang the Accounts Department of British Telecom
01:22They apologised
01:23It was a mistake
01:23They sent me the Chairman's payslip
01:25But here's a lovely slip of a thing
01:31Ladies and gentlemen
01:32The gorgeous Rosemary Ford
01:34Applause
01:36Just a minute, cut the music
01:47I know it's you
01:48Oh sorry, I'm just excited
01:50I know
01:51And I understand
01:52And congratulations from all of us
01:54In being chosen to present the new series
01:56have come dancing, no less, yeah?
02:00I mean, aren't you?
02:03You know, hundreds of people applied for it
02:05and when in the end there were just two of us left.
02:08They quite rightly chose you, which is lovely.
02:10I just couldn't believe it.
02:11Yeah, Patrick Moore must have been very disappointed.
02:14But you know, Bruce, I owe it all to you.
02:16How very true.
02:17I still remember their very first dance you taught me.
02:21It was the tango.
02:21I remember.
02:22You had to stop halfway through the tango
02:24because the bubbles kept going up your nose.
02:26Now, now...
02:29The bubbles just hit with the...
02:31Never mind.
02:32Now, your favourite...
02:33What's that? What's that?
02:35Now, your favourite was the Pasadouble.
02:37Yeah, well, I like anything with nuts in.
02:40Nuts in...
02:41They like that one better than the...
02:43OK.
02:44Do you remember that showbiz party that we went to?
02:47Sure, do I remember? I'll never forget it.
02:49I did the Bumse Daisy with one of the Roly Polies
02:51and I...
02:53I'm paid to get back in again.
02:55No, no, no, no.
02:56Yes.
02:57But, you know, do you remember we danced the last waltz together?
03:00Oh, yes, I remember.
03:01Yeah.
03:03Could you...
03:03Listen, Caleb, introduce the teams.
03:06You've come dancing mad.
03:08Sorry, sorry.
03:08There we are.
03:09Away you go.
03:10Right, our first teams from Avon,
03:12their mother and son,
03:13Carol Forte-Hemming
03:14and Sandro Forte.
03:15Love you.
03:21How are you?
03:24How are you?
03:25Welcome.
03:26Well, now, you are Carol Forte-Hemming.
03:29That's right.
03:30Forte-Hemming?
03:30Oh, well, you don't look a day over 30, I mean.
03:33What do you do?
03:35I'm a sales supervisor in Comet in Western Superman.
03:38Oh, Comet.
03:39Oh, yes, fine.
03:39You're married to David.
03:41What does he do?
03:41He also works at Comet,
03:43but he's only a sales consultant.
03:45Oh, I see.
03:46So you're a couple of comets.
03:47That's right.
03:48Do you know what a comet is?
03:50A comet.
03:51I looked this up.
03:51A comet is a heavenly body with a fiery tail.
03:55Do you spark each other off?
03:58All right.
03:59Tell us about the proposal.
04:00Was there a spark there at all?
04:01Um, well, yes.
04:03Um, David took me...
04:04I said I wanted a really romantic proposal.
04:06Oh, I see.
04:07Yes, yes.
04:07So, as you know...
04:08Do you know Western Seafront?
04:10Yes.
04:11Oh, lovely beach.
04:11I went there once.
04:12The flags weren't out, so I didn't start.
04:16Well, um, he walked me onto the beach in the moonlight.
04:19Oh, lovely.
04:20Yeah, that was nice.
04:21And got down on one knee.
04:22Yeah, lovely.
04:22And he asked me if I'd be his wife.
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:25So I thought about it and then said yes.
04:27Yes, yes, yes.
04:28Um, we got back up again.
04:29Well, no, we didn't go back up again,
04:30but we walked back onto the seafront.
04:32Yeah.
04:32Um...
04:33Look at Felicity.
04:40She's on the edge of the sea.
04:43Well, yes.
04:44You got back up again.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:45You got back to the seafront, yes.
04:47And in the, um, lamplight,
04:48I noticed that all his trousers were dirty.
04:50Yeah.
04:51He'd been kneeling in a pile of donkey droppings.
04:55Oh, that's a shame.
04:56What did you say?
04:57Thanks a heap.
04:58You write poems for fun.
05:01Oh, did you write one for us?
05:03Yes.
05:03Oh, did you?
05:04Oh, go on.
05:05Let's hear it.
05:05Let's hear it.
05:06Nice to see you, to see you nice.
05:08And didn't they do well?
05:10These phrases music to my ears,
05:12as you can surely tell.
05:14So please look at the boards, Miss Ford,
05:16and open the sliding doors.
05:19Brucie's bonus is mine, Sandro.
05:21The cuddly toy is yours.
05:23Oh, thank you very much.
05:26Good.
05:27That's good.
05:29Lovely.
05:30Now, over to your son, Sandro Forty.
05:33Oh, no, your brother, M40.
05:38He's going a long, long way.
05:39You're in finance.
05:41Is there any money in it?
05:42A little bit.
05:42Yes, I see.
05:43What does it entail?
05:44What is your side of it?
05:45Um, just really life, pensions and tax planning.
05:48By the way, Ken Dodd isn't a client of mine.
05:49Look, you haven't heard from Ken, lady.
05:52You haven't heard much about him.
05:53I think it's because his dog died.
05:55And his dog is the only one who knows where he buried it.
06:01Now, when you were three years old,
06:03you came out with a great line.
06:04Well, kids do, don't they?
06:05Will you tell us about it?
06:07Yes, I'd just received my first doctor's set
06:09as a birthday present from my mum.
06:10Oh, yes, yes.
06:11And I climbed up on her knee,
06:12asking her to be my first patient.
06:14Yes.
06:14She lifted up her jumper.
06:16Yeah.
06:16And I took one horrified look at her cleavage and said,
06:18Mummy, what's your bottom doing up there?
06:23Oh, I bet you.
06:24Were you embarrassed?
06:25Did your cheeks all fly?
06:28Over there you go, and thank you for being with us.
06:30You look lovely people.
06:31Nice people.
06:33Good, good.
06:35Who have we got now, Rosie?
06:37Our second teams from Fife,
06:39their father and daughter,
06:40Douglas and Lisa Hutt.
06:42Right.
06:42Oh, I should have kissed you instead.
06:55It would have been quicker.
06:56Right.
06:57Well, now you are Lisa Hutt.
06:58Any nicknames?
06:59Yes.
07:00Pizza.
07:00Pizza.
07:01Yes.
07:02I was going to do that one.
07:04What do you do, my darling?
07:06I'm an architectural secretary.
07:08Oh, are you really fine?
07:09Any regular boyfriend?
07:10Not regular at the moment.
07:11Not regular at the moment, I see.
07:13Well, tell us about the things you like.
07:15I like eating onions and spicy food.
07:17Oh.
07:17No wonder you haven't got a boyfriend.
07:20Well, not very romantic.
07:21I mean, onions and spicy food.
07:23Pizza Hut, you're more like a curry house.
07:26Your mother bought you a hairdryer,
07:28which turned out to be embarrassing.
07:29What happened?
07:30Well, my mum has a hairdresser's,
07:32and she bought me a hairdryer,
07:34and I took it home to the house.
07:35Yes.
07:36And I switched it on, and it was broken.
07:38You know, it wouldn't work.
07:38Yeah.
07:39So my mum told me to phone
07:40the company that we bought it from,
07:42and they said,
07:43send it back to Maggie Thatcher.
07:45Parcel it all up and send it to Maggie Thatcher.
07:47Oh, yeah.
07:48And eventually I went home,
07:49and I said to my dad,
07:50I've got to send this parcel to Maggie Thatcher.
07:52He says, don't be silly, Lisa.
07:54The manufacturer.
07:57The manufacturer.
08:00Oh, yeah, you were the Scottish disco dancing champion
08:07in 1986.
08:09That's right.
08:09Really?
08:09What's your favourite disco number?
08:11I'm so excited by the Poynter sisters.
08:13Oh, lovely number.
08:14Cue music.
08:14What about this?
08:36I was waiting for all the other stuff to come off.
08:48Right now, over to your dad, Douglas hat.
08:50Yes, sir.
08:50Another hat.
08:51Right.
08:51You've been to Spain, Tenerife on holidays.
08:54Did you go swimming?
08:55Yes, I did, did you?
08:55Oh, so you're a beach hat.
08:57Right now.
08:58What's happening?
08:59Yeah, you're married to Phyllis.
09:02Where did you meet?
09:03We were met on a bus.
09:04Oh, yeah.
09:05On a bus?
09:06My eyes and her legs.
09:08Your eyes and her legs?
09:09Yeah.
09:10Yeah, were they going upstairs at the time?
09:12Yeah.
09:12Yeah, we've all done that.
09:14Have you ever done that?
09:16Now, somebody fixed your honeymoon.
09:18There were bells on the end of the bed.
09:20How many times did the other guests get up to fire drill?
09:25That's good about that.
09:26Yeah, anything else that happened that night?
09:27No, the legs give way.
09:30Who's yours, hers or the bed's?
09:32You are a leg man, aren't you?
09:34Now then, you're proud of your two daughters' disco achievements.
09:38Oh, so you've got another daughter that does all this.
09:40I see.
09:41Well, you must be good at it yourself.
09:43I'm a belly dancer.
09:44You're a belly dancer.
09:44Right.
09:45Cue music.
09:46Cue music.
09:47Go on.
09:47Go on.
09:48Move it.
09:48Move it.
09:49Go on.
09:52Go on, tap.
09:55Go on, then.
09:57All right.
10:03Well, thank you very much.
10:06You're very lovely, people.
10:07You pop over there and you've got a game coming up.
10:09Okay, away you go.
10:10What lovely people.
10:11Well, that brings us to the end of another edition of Top of the Pops.
10:15Sorry.
10:16Sorry.
10:17Sorry.
10:17Before our first game, I'd just like to point out to our contestants,
10:20they have no idea of what's going to be asked of them.
10:23They do not rehearse.
10:24This is their rehearsal.
10:27Our first game is called Give It Some Stick.
10:30We welcome the Polynesian dance company, Tiare Tahiti.
10:34Thank you very much.
10:35Thank you very much.
10:36Thank you very much.
10:37Thank you very much.
10:38Thank you very much.
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10:52Thank you very much.
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10:56Thank you very much.
10:57Thank you very much.
10:58Thank you very much.
10:59Thank you very much.
11:00Thank you very much.
11:01Thank you very much.
11:02Thank you very much.
12:03Well, that's all there is to it. Go and get ready. Go on, go and get ready. Get yourselves all kitted out.
12:14Right, well now, by the way, here we have the leader of this lovely group. It's Susan Quijavo.
12:24There we are, Susan. Now, I've always wanted to have a try this. Will you show me how to do it? What do you actually do?
12:29Okay, can I put this down first? Yeah, put this down. Yes, I did. Yes, I want you to have both arms free. Right, here we go.
12:33Okay, all you have to do is bend your knees. Bend your knees. Right, and then sway it. Sway it like that and then shake it. Shake it.
12:40Shake it. Shake it. Is that it? Ooh. Come on, shake your grass. Is it good for you? Susan, that's a lovely feeling. Can I take it home with you? Sure. And will you come back and do some marking? Certainly. Thank you very much, Susan.
12:54Down there you go. That's lovely, lovely. In the first two. Now, you next to this little lady here, Carol. And you at the other side there, next to that lovely little lady there. Okay, watch everything she does. Right. Here we go with stick dance, take two.
13:24Keep your hips moving. Keep your hips moving. Keep your hips moving. Keep your hips moving. That's it. You want to move all the time.
13:54Keep your hips moving. Let's go!
13:55Keep your hips moving. Look let's do some Guess who's right.
14:03Keep your hips moving.
14:17Well done!
14:24Come here.
14:27Well done, these two.
14:30Well done.
14:32Eight minutes, you will just wait over there.
14:34Can we have the other two on, please?
14:36Nice and quick.
14:37You should be good at this, Lisa.
14:38You get next to this.
14:40You stay...
14:42I should give yourself a bit of room, okay?
14:45If you get that going, we've all had it.
14:48Right.
14:49Here we go.
14:50Stick dance, take three.
15:15That's it.
15:17Keep the hips moving.
15:18Good.
15:19Very good.
15:20Oh!
15:21Here we go, we definitely have this.
15:26How am I trying to resist this in?
15:31I'm gonna do it.
15:32Now...
15:33Here we go again.
15:34Here we go again.
15:35You got it up.
15:37Wow!
15:38You got it up!
15:41Can you lift your fish on...
15:43Move it up.
15:47You've got to act for us.
15:57Get up.
15:59Woo!
16:00Yes!
16:04Yeah!
16:05How about it?
16:08Marvellous.
16:09What about them?
16:12Right.
16:13Come back, men.
16:14Thanks for all the memories of T.R.A. Sahidi.
16:17Well, I'm not.
16:18Woo!
16:20Well, I'm not.
16:21OK.
16:23Well, all of you did so wonderfully that we're going to start to the show.
16:28Welcome back now, Susan Quijalvo to Mark Forrest.
16:36Hello?
16:37There we are.
16:38Well, a lot of fun, that wasn't it?
16:40They were very good.
16:41Weren't they marvellous?
16:42Yes.
16:42Absolutely.
16:42So, what do you think over this side?
16:44Right.
16:45OK, Carol, you're very, I like your swaying and everything.
16:49It's very good, and I think you're enjoying it.
16:51And, uh, Sandro, you're brilliant.
16:54Brilliant.
16:54Yeah, we are.
16:55Oh, yeah.
16:56So, uh, Sandro, I'll give seven, and Carol, seven.
16:59Oh, seven each.
17:00Very good.
17:00Very high mark.
17:02Good.
17:03OK.
17:04Now, what about this side?
17:05Tettin's intestine, Douglas.
17:07You marvellous.
17:09I think you enjoy yourself.
17:10Can I have a little bit of shaking now?
17:12Yeah.
17:13Oh, my God.
17:14Can you do a little more, just for me, because it's the closer you are, the better.
17:19He enjoyed it, didn't you?
17:21He did enjoy it, yes.
17:22Right.
17:22Yes.
17:22OK.
17:23And Lisa, you're very sweet.
17:26Very sweet.
17:26Very sweet.
17:27Very controlled.
17:28All right.
17:28OK.
17:29Douglas, I'm going to give you eight.
17:30Yes.
17:31And Lisa, seven.
17:32Oh, so it's very even.
17:33Very even.
17:34Thank you, Suzanne, and once again, you're cute.
17:37Thank you very much.
17:38So powerful and so lovely.
17:40Susan Teehal there.
17:42There we are.
17:42Now, then, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
17:45Well, Carol and Sandra have 14.
17:48Douglas and Lisa have 15.
17:49So only one in it.
17:51OK.
17:51If you'll just pop over there and get all that gear off.
17:54OK.
17:55Get it all off over there.
17:56Now, for game number two, which is called Much Mallow in the Mush.
18:01And to tell us about this sticky demonstration, we welcome the head of catering from Weymouth College, Roland Foote.
18:12Roland.
18:14Thank you very much for doing it.
18:16Thank you very much.
18:17Now, most people like marshmallow.
18:19We all absolutely love it.
18:21But I've no idea.
18:22How is it made?
18:23And what is the substance?
18:25It's made from a mixture of sugar, glucose, invert sugar, and gelatin.
18:29Oh, I see.
18:29Which are then warmed and whisked up to make a white meringue foam.
18:34Ah.
18:34And then the products are formed from there.
18:35It's a sort of foamy mixture of all those things.
18:38Meringue, yes.
18:38About four different things.
18:39Oh, I didn't do that.
18:41Sort of come over here and everybody else come over and get close so you can see what this is all about.
18:47This is quite fascinating to watch.
18:49So in you go and in your own words, Roland.
18:51What we need to do is to weigh about a four-pound lump of the mallow.
18:56So using your hands.
18:59And it's important to get it in one piece, isn't it?
19:01In one piece, yeah.
19:01You must get it in one piece, so that you've got to think about, yes.
19:06It's, uh...
19:08Yes, it is a bit of a...
19:13There you go.
19:14Yeah, you've got about four days to do this.
19:18Don't worry, it'll all sort of work out.
19:20But what he's trying to do is get to four pounds.
19:24You mustn't help him, darling.
19:25Nobody's going to help you, I'll tell you that.
19:27Okay, and what have we got there?
19:28How much have we got?
19:29Four pounds.
19:30Four pounds, exactly.
19:33Okay, and all in one lump.
19:35Well, I can't shake hands for a very obvious reason, but will you come back and do some marking?
19:38I certainly will.
19:39There we are.
19:39Okay, so get over here to your one there.
19:42And you get to the far one there.
19:43That's lovely.
19:44Okay, so you've got about a minute, starting from there.
19:48Away you go.
19:49Now, dig deep.
19:50And remember, we want four pounds in one lump.
19:53If you do have just a little lump on there, go for another lump.
19:57That's it.
19:58Look at the face.
19:59Can you see the face?
20:01Look at that face.
20:11Put it on there.
20:12Okay.
20:14Good.
20:15The buzzer's going to go any second.
20:18Good, good, lovely.
20:20So will you come back, Roland, and do some marking for us?
20:28Well, he definitely had one lump there.
20:32What is he?
20:33Four and a quarter pounds.
20:34Four and a quarter pounds.
20:35Very good.
20:38Nine out of ten.
20:39Nine out of ten.
20:40Well, I'll never go.
20:41Don't mind.
20:41Later on.
20:42What about Carol here?
20:43Yeah, it is a bit sticky, darling.
20:45I see.
20:45Well...
20:46I'll buy you a new blouse.
20:47Thanks.
20:48Just under four pounds.
20:49Just under?
20:50It looks like a couple of lumps in there.
20:51Was there another little lump you put in?
20:53It was very good.
20:53Oh, there was a little bit.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Nine out of ten.
20:56Nine out of ten.
20:56Well done.
20:57Absolutely.
20:58And now this little lump.
21:01She definitely had two lumps, because I saw the last bit sort of went...
21:05What have we got?
21:06Two pounds, fourteen.
21:07Two pounds, fourteen.
21:08So she's just under three.
21:10Yes.
21:10It was seven out of ten.
21:11Seven out of ten?
21:12Oh, all right.
21:13Looks so good, but there we are.
21:16What about this one?
21:16This looks good.
21:17Oh, yes.
21:18It's very good, yes.
21:18You make a good baker.
21:20You make a good baker?
21:21So what was it then?
21:22Exactly four pounds.
21:23Right, dead on.
21:24Well done.
21:27Well, somebody got ten out of ten.
21:29Ten out of ten.
21:30Well, that's mine.
21:31Now, Roland, you know, when this gets in your stomach when we eat it, it doesn't go back
21:34to this form.
21:35It doesn't, Bruce.
21:35No.
21:36Thank goodness for that.
21:37Okay, Roland, thank you.
21:38Give my love to Wayne.
21:39I've got many friends here.
21:40Okay, go on.
21:43Here we are.
21:45All right.
21:45Go on, darling.
21:49Okay, now, what's on the board, Miss Forge?
21:52Carol and Sandro have scored 32.
21:5532.
21:55Douglas and Lisa have also scored 32.
21:58Oh!
22:00A card raiser.
22:01Oh, my goodness.
22:03Oh, I thought it would be close.
22:05Thank you, Rosie.
22:06Now, let me explain.
22:07The first one to answer this correctly.
22:09Here we go.
22:10First one to answer correctly.
22:12In which month of the year is Trooping the colour?
22:15July.
22:18June.
22:19June.
22:19June, you're right.
22:20It's in June.
22:22You're just a bit too quick off the mark here.
22:25Well done, you two.
22:26And we're sorry to lose you.
22:28It was so close.
22:30But there we go.
22:35Well, I get nothing.
22:38Right, but we do have some telephones, some generation game telephones for both of you.
22:41Thank you for being well.
22:42Sorry to lose you.
22:43And we'll see you in our grand final, which is coming up very, very soon.
22:48There we are.
22:49There we are.
22:50Oh, you've got nice people.
22:53There we are.
22:54Right, our third teams from Northamptonshire and London.
22:58Their mother and son, Angela and Steve Nightingale.
23:01Very nice.
23:01Thank you, John.
23:06All right.
23:07Good to see you.
23:08Good to see you.
23:08Good to see you.
23:09How are you?
23:10And how are you?
23:11Lovely.
23:12Angela Nightingale.
23:13Now, what do you do?
23:14I'm a dinner time supervisor at Camp Hill Lowers School.
23:18I see.
23:19Fine.
23:19And you've been happily married to John for 22 years.
23:22Yes, that's right.
23:22Yes, and he is a manager at Carlsberg Brewery.
23:26That's right.
23:26Oh, yes.
23:27I'll make a note of that.
23:30Probably the best lover in the world.
23:35Is he?
23:36Yes.
23:36Good.
23:37Right, well, let's get straight on then to the honeymoon.
23:39What happened at the honeymoon?
23:40Well, unfortunately, I had to go to bed with a migraine.
23:43Oh, no.
23:45No.
23:46Your poor husband.
23:47Yeah.
23:47I'd like to have seen his face when you said you had N.H.
23:54With him being a nightingale.
23:56He's more like a dead duck to me.
23:59You came second in a glamorous granny contest, but were embarrassed.
24:03Why, dear?
24:04Well, because at the time, I was three months pregnant.
24:07Oh, were you?
24:09And you were second.
24:10I was second.
24:11How many months pregnant was the winner?
24:12Anyway, because of a bit of a lark, a nightingale was expecting a thork.
24:18Right.
24:19Yes.
24:19I don't know about a glamorous granny.
24:21You sound more like an amorous granny.
24:22But over there quickly to your son, Stephen.
24:24What do you do, Stephen?
24:25I'm a manager of the Midland Bank in Chelsea.
24:27Oh!
24:28You're married to Marianne.
24:29How did you meet her?
24:31Well, after taking my A-levels, I had a part-time job in the West End in a company.
24:35And I was a postboy.
24:37A postboy?
24:37Oh, yeah.
24:38Delivering the letters to the offices above me.
24:40Yes, that's right.
24:41And she was the receptionist.
24:43And so it was really...
24:44I was the lowest of the low in the company, and she was the glamorous receptionist.
24:47So it caused a bit of a...
24:48Yeah, a bit of a scandal.
24:49Oh, absolutely.
24:50Oh, yeah.
24:50Yeah, yeah.
24:52Is that all?
24:52Well, that's it.
24:53Yeah, sorry.
24:55Has Marianne got any irritated habits at all?
24:57Oh, just one.
24:58If she's relating a story, if she will go into great detail about it, so the smallest story
25:03or the shortest story will become an epic.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Not like you.
25:06No.
25:09And what bank do you...
25:11It was the Midland Bank.
25:12It was the Midland, yeah.
25:12That's the listening bank.
25:13That's right.
25:14Yeah, but you don't do much of that, either.
25:16And now, if it's not too long, tell us about the wedding.
25:21The wedding night was a bit of a disaster, because the bedroom had been sabotaged.
25:27Yes.
25:27When we went to get into bed, we found cornflakes and rice between the sheets.
25:32Oh, really?
25:33Yeah, really.
25:33So it was lovely, yeah?
25:34Breakfast in bed.
25:37Obviously in the back one.
25:38Right.
25:38Okay.
25:39Well, thank you for being here, Steve and Angie.
25:41I'll find we'll be right with you a minute.
25:42We've got another couple to take you on.
25:44So, pop over there.
25:45And...
25:46Our last couple, Rosie, are...
25:51They're from Yorkshire, their father and daughter, Mike Taylor and Helen Emsley.
25:56From Yorkshire!
26:02Very nice to meet you from Yorkshire.
26:07Any friends of Rosie's are friends of mine, and, of course, Yorkshire being what it is.
26:11Now, you are Helen Emsley, and what do you do, my love?
26:14I'm a sales coordinator for a pine furniture manufacturer.
26:17I see, and you're married to Mark.
26:19Any children at all?
26:20No.
26:20Oh, you haven't got any children.
26:20How many do you want?
26:22Two or three would be nice.
26:23Two or three would be nice, yes.
26:24Has Mark got any irritating habits?
26:26Uh, yes.
26:27What's that?
26:27He, uh, always goes to bed with his clothes on.
26:29No.
26:30Yes, and then...
26:31Well, no wonder you haven't got any children.
26:34Will you explain this, my love?
26:36Well, uh, then as he warms up, he just, you know, starts peeling them off, so...
26:40Oh!
26:41And he warms up, he starts taking his whole book.
26:44Does he do this to music?
26:46Well, he'd never make a Chippendale, would he?
26:49Definitely.
26:50Anybody...
26:50Who do you like to meet most in the whole world?
26:53Um, it'd have to be Stefan Edberg.
26:55Oh, yeah, well, he's the one you should have married, you see.
26:57Is it?
26:57Well, yeah, that's right.
26:58I mean, he only wears a little shirt and a little short.
27:01He has a little short.
27:01She'll whip those off.
27:04Fifteen love and you're away, right.
27:08Over now to Mike Taylor.
27:09Mike, you've got a nice happy face.
27:11What do you do, Mike?
27:12Well, I'm self-employed as a manufacturer's sales agent selling furniture to retailers
27:17throughout the north-east of England.
27:18Yeah, well, you're certainly no tall boy, but never mind.
27:21You're married to Jean.
27:22Yes.
27:22Now, tell us about the engagement.
27:23Well, it was Christmas Eve.
27:25The snow was on the ground.
27:26We'd been to a rugby dance.
27:28Oh, yes.
27:28And I proposed to her in the snow after the dance.
27:31No, really?
27:32Yes.
27:32Did you go for a try?
27:34We went and got cooled off.
27:36So you had a scrum in the back of the car?
27:38That's correct.
27:39I thought you'd been good.
27:40Now, the wedding and the honeymoon, what happened?
27:42Went well.
27:43Went well.
27:43Did it?
27:44Yes.
27:44We got on the train to come to London for the honeymoon.
27:46Come to London for the honeymoon?
27:47Yes.
27:48That's right.
27:49She's loving this race.
27:50I opened the packet of cigarettes, which I used to smoke then, and out on the train floor
27:54fell all the confetti.
27:56Oh, no.
27:56So that was embarrassing.
27:57It was.
27:57Terrible.
27:58So anything happened after that?
27:59Yes.
27:59That's when we got settled in bed, and the phone rang in the bedroom.
28:02Yes.
28:02And it was Mother.
28:03She rang us.
28:04What's your mother's name?
28:05Bertha.
28:06Oh, so it was Bertha Control.
28:07Yes.
28:09Yes.
28:10Yes.
28:10Yes.
28:11Yes.
28:11Yes.
28:12Oh.
28:14That was great.
28:16Oh.
28:17Best of luck ever night, isn't it?
28:19She's 82.
28:2082.
28:20I'm still living.
28:21You're a naughty girl for doing it.
28:24Bless her heart.
28:24Well, pop over there.
28:25We've got a game for you coming up.
28:27Nice people.
28:28Good job.
28:29Yes.
28:31Our next game is called Pipe Down.
28:35From Henry, Oakland and Sons, please welcome Chris Hampshire.
28:39Here we go.
28:46And where are you from, by the way, before we start?
28:48Near York.
28:49Near York?
28:50Oh, Yorkshire again.
28:51Oh, they're further all right.
28:53But how could you have a name like Chris Hampshire if you come from Yorkshire?
28:56That's a long story.
28:57Doesn't make you a long story.
28:58I think your father had a bike.
28:59Anyway.
29:01What are you actually going to do for us, Chris?
29:02I'm going to make a clay tea junction.
29:04And what is this used for, this tea junction?
29:06Land drainage.
29:07Land drainage.
29:08And this is the thing that's mostly used today?
29:10I would say so, yes.
29:11Yes.
29:11There is plastic.
29:12There is plastic, yes.
29:13Do you consider this better or not as good?
29:15Well, I work in clay, sir.
29:17So you think it's better in clay.
29:18Right.
29:18Well, for tonight, it's definitely going to be better in clay.
29:21So come over here and have a look.
29:24Get in either side.
29:26And in your own words, Chris, away you go.
29:28You take the smallest pipe, bring it towards you to cut the shape.
29:35That's it.
29:38Good.
29:39Let's set it up.
29:40Put this pipe.
29:40And take the comb.
29:43Take just a comb there.
29:45Comb.
29:45Comb right inside.
29:45And just wrap it up.
29:46Yeah.
29:47And wrap that bit where you're going to stick it on.
29:49Like that.
29:50Good.
29:50Then get this pug.
29:51Pug?
29:52Is that pug?
29:53Plenty of pug.
29:54Plenty of pug.
29:56Smell it right now.
29:57Is that queerer than folk?
29:59No queerer than folk.
30:02Oh, don't the pug spread well, don't it?
30:04Don't it spread well, don't it pug.
30:06Place it on self.
30:07Right.
30:07And clean round.
30:08That's it.
30:09Inside and out.
30:11Oh, go round, seal it off.
30:13Sealing it all around the outside.
30:15Pug really does seal it off.
30:16Sure does.
30:17Do you have to bake this afterwards or anything?
30:19Yes.
30:19You do have to bake.
30:21I'm taking the knife.
30:23There we are.
30:23Around the middle.
30:23And the knife goes in there right the way around.
30:25Be careful with the knives, by the way, when you get in there.
30:28Hold it sort of firmly.
30:30And that bit comes out the middle there.
30:33And take the sponge.
30:34Oh, take the, look out here.
30:35And he just wipes it off there.
30:37Good, good, good.
30:38Around the top.
30:39Around the top.
30:40Inside.
30:41There we are.
30:42Seal the pug.
30:43And there you are, a tea junction.
30:45All right.
30:46I can't shake hands with anybody on this show.
30:49But when you come back and do some matches.
30:51There we are.
30:52So get to your tables here, if you will.
30:54And put your pennies on.
30:56Right.
30:56Now you've got about a minute and a half to make a tea junction, starting from there.
31:08Well done.
31:09It's more like a crowd, isn't it?
31:14Right.
31:15You've got, you comb it out.
31:16That's it.
31:17You don't have to go all the way around it, do you?
31:18Yeah.
31:19Just a little bit of comb where you want to stick it off.
31:28You've got about a minute left.
31:30Don't forget to get your pug on.
31:31Put your pug, pug on.
31:33Yeah.
31:33And don't it spread well.
31:35Don't forget the don't it spread well.
31:40That's it.
31:40Plenty of pug.
31:41Plenty of pug.
31:42It helps seal it, you see.
31:44Now sponge it off.
31:45Do a bit of sponging off now.
31:47Okay, if you've got all your pug on and you've got your hole in the middle.
31:52That's it.
31:53Be careful.
31:55That's it.
31:57All right.
31:58Stop.
31:58Wherever you want to stop.
32:00Okay, let's welcome back Chris Hampshire to do some marking.
32:03Over here.
32:07There we are.
32:09Thanks a lot.
32:09We'll step right in.
32:10There we are.
32:11What do you think of this one?
32:12That's quite good.
32:13Not bad, is it?
32:13Quite good.
32:14Yeah.
32:14The hole's a bit off centre.
32:16It's a bit off centre.
32:16But it's not too bad.
32:18It's got the hole out.
32:19Still kept it round.
32:20Good.
32:20Now before you give a mark, let's see if it stands up all right.
32:23And it's steady.
32:24Oh yes, it's quite good.
32:25You see, there is a hole there.
32:28So, so what do you think?
32:29Seven.
32:30Seven.
32:30Seven out of ten.
32:31Well done.
32:32Well done.
32:34Now how about here?
32:35Oh, she didn't get the hole cut out.
32:38No, no.
32:39And the hole's a bit...
32:40The pipe's a bit slat.
32:42Isn't it?
32:43So you'd have to have all the other pipes made to the side.
32:46You'd have to dig them all up again, wouldn't you?
32:49Which would be a shame.
32:51Is it cut out?
32:52It's cut out.
32:52She only had two bits at the end.
32:54It's like a collar.
32:55Yeah, we look like a crowd the other way up.
32:57It's quite good.
32:58Now see if you can stand it up.
33:00Okay.
33:02Yes, it did.
33:02There are.
33:03It surprised you, didn't it?
33:04Of course, you can't see anything because there's no hole there.
33:07Now, what do you think?
33:08Six.
33:09Not as good as the first one.
33:10Not as good, but six.
33:11Not bad.
33:12Not bad indeed.
33:13Okay.
33:14Yeah.
33:15Oh, we've got a hole here.
33:17That's very good.
33:18Not bad at all, is it?
33:19Very good, he says.
33:20Nice shape.
33:21Excellent.
33:22Excellent.
33:23The middle's out.
33:23A nice shape to it.
33:24And she's got plenty of pog on.
33:25Plenty of pog on.
33:26Plenty of pog on.
33:27Yes.
33:28There we are.
33:28And the hole is there.
33:30It's marvellous.
33:30So, what do you think?
33:32Eight.
33:32Eight.
33:33Very good indeed.
33:34Very good.
33:35Another hole, well, yes, good hole there.
33:40It's a bit flat again.
33:42A bit flat again.
33:42You could match up with that one over there, actually, couldn't you?
33:46There we are, but...
33:47It's quite good.
33:48Not bad at all.
33:48Plenty of pog on.
33:49And it stands there, which is good.
33:51Okay, and yes, you can see there is a hole there.
33:54So?
33:55Seven.
33:56Seven again.
33:57Right.
33:57Well, just give my love to Yorkshire.
34:00Especially from Rosie.
34:02Thank you for coming to see us.
34:03Yeah.
34:05And that is a bit of fun.
34:07All right.
34:08Well.
34:13What's on board, Ford?
34:16Well, Angela and Steve have 13.
34:19Mike and Helen have 15.
34:21Oh, so only two minutes.
34:22Only two minutes.
34:23And lots of points for them here.
34:27Our fourth game is called Who's That?
34:30Now, you're going to hear some very famous people
34:33who are not known as singers.
34:36They sing, but they're not recognised as full-time singers.
34:40All you've got to do is write down who you think they are.
34:44Okay?
34:44So get to your lecterns.
34:48Let's start.
34:49And we're all ready.
34:51Could we have the first one, please?
34:52I want to tell the world about us again.
34:57A world that once forgot about us again.
35:07I want to climb the highest mountain of love.
35:11Tell all the stars of love.
35:13Okay.
35:14Have we got answers over there?
35:15Okay.
35:16So, this is who it was.
35:20Jimmy Tarbuck.
35:21Did you all get that out there?
35:23Yeah.
35:24Yes, a lot of you got it out there.
35:25I could see a lot of you sort of whispering to one another.
35:27So, what have you got there?
35:29Jim Davison.
35:30Jim Davison.
35:31Fine.
35:32Jim will be thrilled about that.
35:33Yes.
35:34Tarbuck.
35:35Tarbuck.
35:36Yeah, that's worth two points.
35:39That's worth two points.
35:41And we've got two points here with Tarbuck and, in brackets, Jimmy.
35:45There we are.
35:46So, we've got two points.
35:47Lovely, lovely.
35:48And we've got Des Lytham.
35:52Right.
35:53Okay.
35:54But it was, this record of Jimmy, you might not know this, was in the bestsellers.
35:59Ronnie Corbett's cellar, my cellar, Harry Seacom's cellar.
36:03And could we have the next one, please?
36:07Dream lover, fold your arms around.
36:12Pass the cotton wool round, please.
36:14Dream lover, your romance is far.
36:17Just listen to the quality or the non-quality of that voice.
36:20I'm the help if you're small.
36:23She got there to that note.
36:24That was a...
36:25Just have a guess.
36:30Right.
36:30I've got a couple of notes.
36:31You've got two people there you have?
36:32Good, fine.
36:33So, who was it?
36:36It was Barbara Cartland.
36:39Barbara Cartland.
36:41So, what did we have over there?
36:42Ina Sharples.
36:43It would have been scratchy, the record, yes.
36:48And Nora Batty.
36:51Nora Batty.
36:52Oh, we've got Hilda Ogden.
36:55And Jan Leeming.
36:59Jan is going to sue you.
37:01I think she will sue you.
37:03But, I mean, it was Barbara Cartland.
37:05It does sound as though she put raw jelly on everything except her tonsils.
37:09Well, I do leave everything.
37:11Could we have the next one, please?
37:13See if we do better with this one.
37:14We'll be rocking along
37:17To our old rocking song
37:23As we're dancing
37:26Just listen to the voice.
37:27In time
37:28I'll be yours
37:31You'll be mine
37:33There we are.
37:36Now then.
37:37We've got some names, yes.
37:38We've got some names here.
37:39Right.
37:40Okay.
37:40Fine.
37:42There we are.
37:43Now, who is it?
37:44This is who it was.
37:46Terry Wogan.
37:47Did you get that one?
37:48Yes.
37:49No, a lot of you missed that one.
37:50I hope you play this at home.
37:52I hope you're getting more points as well.
37:54But, what have we got over there, Rosie?
37:56Perry Como.
37:57Terry Como.
37:59Oh, wait till Terry hears that, yes?
38:01And Wogan.
38:02Wogan.
38:03Oh, well done.
38:05Well done.
38:08We've got Michael Fish.
38:11And over here, Terry Wogan.
38:13Well done.
38:15Well done.
38:17That recording actually was on the backside of Floral Dance.
38:22In fact, it was a double B side.
38:23So, could we have the last one, please?
38:27Oh, Poloncassidy and Desperate Dan were never faced with such audacity in anyone's wigwamers I am.
38:42You know the voice?
38:46I've got a couple of minutes.
38:47You've got two people there you have?
38:48Good, fine.
38:49So, I'll give you a clue now, right.
38:51If the whole Indian nation was rising, I didn't know it was surprising.
39:01It was me.
39:02She's put a comedian.
39:09Two points for that.
39:10Well, thanks for the compliment.
39:11What have we got over there?
39:13Desperate Dan.
39:17Desperate Dan?
39:19That's dreadful.
39:20Right, and what have we got there?
39:22Kirk Douglas.
39:23That's more like it.
39:26Give her six points here.
39:28No, what have we got?
39:29A comedian we've got here.
39:30Oh, we've got Tony Curtis.
39:32Thank you so much.
39:34Oh, but that was a bit of fun.
39:35Did you know it was me?
39:37Nobody knew it was me.
39:38Oh, I'm fine.
39:39A bit of fun.
39:44So, let's see.
39:48What's on the board now, Miss Ford?
39:49Well, Angela and Steve have 17.
39:5217?
39:53Mike and Helen have 19.
39:55Oh, there we are.
39:56Yes, we did it.
39:57Oh, look at Ray's face.
40:00There we are.
40:01Well, we're sorry to lose you.
40:02We really are, but you do have a Generation Game telephone from us.
40:06If you just pop over there, and you two, let's remind ourselves of who you'll be playing
40:10in our grand final.
40:12Come over here.
40:13There we are.
40:17There we are.
40:19And what a grand final we've got for you.
40:21No, it's a dramatic, it's a play, it's dramatic, it's a desert classic.
40:26Okay?
40:27Now, let's do the vital toss-up.
40:29So, Carol, will you say heads or tails?
40:33Heads.
40:33Heads.
40:34There we are.
40:35It is heads.
40:38It's funny, isn't it?
40:39Right.
40:41Well, it keeps me awake.
40:43Right.
40:43You want to go first, a second?
40:45First.
40:45Get it over with.
40:46Okay.
40:47Off you go over there.
40:47And put these two in a very big laundry basket.
40:50Okay?
40:51But let them get some air.
40:52Right.
40:53We're now ready for Beaujolais.
40:55Take one.
40:56Hello, mes amis.
41:04I am Beaujolais.
41:05My father was a plonker.
41:11I'm the last surviving legionnaire of Fort Scythe.
41:14Beyond that wall, wait 2,000 bloodthirsty devils.
41:17Well, that doesn't frighten me, because I have captured the beautiful twin daughters of Sheikh Mastavashufti.
41:41I am Scheherazade.
41:44I am Scheherazade.
41:46Scheherazade.
41:47Carry on, dear.
41:49Very good.
41:50Carry on.
41:50Our father, the Sheik, would have a man's tongue cut out.
41:53Dare he mention our names?
41:55His eyes put out.
41:57Dare he glance upon our faces?
41:59His ears cut off.
42:00Dare he listen to one story about us?
42:02Didn't I do well?
42:06Yes, and you can do even better, Captain.
42:08Now, let us dance for you.
42:10Oh, very nice.
42:11Do the seven bales, dear.
42:12The seven bales.
42:13Take them off.
42:14Take them off one at a time.
42:15Tease me with them, dear.
42:16Not all at once.
42:17Tease me.
42:20Tease me with them.
42:22Oh, yes.
42:25Very good, dear.
42:26I mustn't forget to throw a blanket over the donkey tonight.
42:29Ah, soot.
42:34Very good.
42:35Don't worry about that.
42:37Don't laugh.
42:38It was good, yes.
42:39It's Arabic for all you.
42:41Away you go.
42:42Go on.
42:43I am, I am.
42:44I am Mustafa Shufti.
42:46Right, okay.
42:47Your father's very tall, isn't he, dear?
42:50Is that him knocking at the door?
42:51He's got long arms as well.
42:53Come on, get down here.
42:54Get down here.
42:55Through the door.
42:56Through the door.
42:56Get back, get back, get back, get back here.
43:03I've swept across Asia.
43:05I've swept across Arabia.
43:08We're going for a big laugh here, fella.
43:09We're going for it.
43:10We're going for a big laugh.
43:11You're doing marvellous.
43:12Away you go.
43:12I've swept across the Sahara.
43:15Then what happened?
43:16The head of my broom came off.
43:28Buy it, Dad.
43:29You took your time getting here, didn't you?
43:32I knew it was a mistake to let you write your own dialogue.
43:35Now, now, to India, man.
43:37Go on, go on.
43:37That's it.
43:38Tell me, my twin flowers of the desert,
43:41has this frightful, froggy philanderer
43:44had his wicked way with you?
43:46Father, we are expecting...
43:49What?
43:51Finish the sentence.
43:53We are...
43:53Father, we are expecting...
43:55...to sign a peace treaty...
43:56...to sign a peace treaty...
43:57...with the Foreign Legion.
43:58Yeah, is it all right?
43:59Now, go over there.
43:59No, no, shut up.
44:00I'm doing that.
44:02Must have taken over.
44:03Now, you go over there, reading my book.
44:06Right, over here, sit down there,
44:07and just do your snake bits.
44:11Your snake bits, that's it.
44:12Blow in there, get something out of it.
44:13Go on.
44:19It's coming up, it's coming up.
44:21Oh, well done.
44:22What's it?
44:24Go on.
44:25Where's he gone?
44:27The BBC are cutting down.
44:30There we are, read your line, it's on there.
44:32Hold it, hold it and read your line.
44:33There we are.
44:34You're a noisy snake, without a doubt.
44:37Shut your mouth, stop hissing about.
44:41Well, thank you, Abu Ben-Hilton.
44:44Right, come over here.
44:45Come over here, that's right.
44:46There we are.
44:47Read your line, read your line.
44:49Music has a calming effect on my father.
44:51Yeah, he likes a bit of music, does our dad.
44:55Ha-ha-jum!
44:57Ha-ha-jum!
44:59Very good.
44:59Ha-ha-jum!
45:01Everybody, come on.
45:02Ha-ha-jum!
45:03Ha-ha-jum!
45:05By the way, what is he saying?
45:07He's telling his men to attack four.
45:09Attack five?
45:10Oh, bloody quick, get these Legionnaires
45:12and throw them off at the battlements.
45:14OK, the more Legionnaires you get up there,
45:16the more points you get.
45:17And points made.
45:19Fly there!
45:20Right, throw them up here.
45:21Throw them up here.
45:23That's it, fine.
45:24Quick, get this one here, darling.
45:26Get this one here.
45:27Go.
45:27Oh!
45:28О!
45:30O!
45:30O!
45:35O!
45:35All right, come on.
45:37Get it back.
45:38Come on.
45:39Get it.
45:40Oh, that didn't frighten you, darling, didn't it?
45:51And our special thanks to our very special guest star,
45:56Mr Tom Cruise.
45:59Will you try and prove it isn't?
46:01OK, Tom, get ready for the next one.
46:02OK, away you go, son, lovely.
46:04Well, that was absolutely marvellous.
46:06Great characterisation.
46:07If you just wait over there,
46:09jolly good, and just take a breather,
46:11we're now ready for Beaugest, take two.
46:21Hello, mes amis, I'm still the last thing,
46:23surviving listener of Forsyth.
46:27Beyond that wall wait 2,000 bloodthirsty devils.
46:33Neighbours.
46:35Oh, they sound quite friendly.
46:39Oh, that doesn't frighten me because I've captured his beautiful twin daughters.
46:47I am Scheherazade.
46:59And I am...
47:00And I am Sherry Trifle.
47:03That would have been better the first time.
47:06Sherry Trifle, this is a desert, darling, not a blooming dessert.
47:10For goodness sake, carry on, then.
47:12Our...
47:12Our father...
47:13Yeah, and don't go into the Lord's Prayer.
47:15Right.
47:16...would have a man's tongue.
47:17Could dare out...
47:18Tongue?
47:18Oh, it's the Yorkshire people, isn't it?
47:20Sorry.
47:21Man's cong.
47:21Is it a way, you know?
47:22Could out dare he mention our names?
47:25His eyes put out, dare he glance upon our faces?
47:28His arms cut out, should he embrace us?
47:31Stop it.
47:32I don't like the direction you're going.
47:35The desert heat has aroused our passion.
47:36Don't wait for a laugh.
47:37There was a laugh.
47:38The desert heat has aroused our passion.
47:40We will dance.
47:41Oh, good.
47:42Dance.
47:42Seven veils.
47:43Take your time, dear.
47:44Yeah, but not all at once.
47:45Take it.
47:45Take it easy.
47:46Round me.
47:47Tease me, dear.
47:47Tease me.
47:48Tease me with it.
47:49Tease me with it.
47:50Go round.
47:51Yes.
47:52Oh, lovely.
47:52Go on.
47:53Yes, go on.
47:53Move yourself and get it all.
47:55Get it all going.
47:56That's fine.
47:56Oh, oh, the dance of the seven veils.
47:59Six of them are a waste of time.
48:01All right, Omi, she's full of Eastern promise.
48:04Yeah, well, at least are full.
48:06Oh!
48:10Soot!
48:16Stop smiling.
48:17Right.
48:18Ah, Soot, who are you?
48:20I am Sultan Pepper.
48:22Salt, pepper, shake.
48:28Come on, through the door.
48:30Get down here, quick.
48:31Salt, pepper.
48:33Yeah, get back, get back, get back.
48:35No, not you.
48:38Here we are.
48:38Get back.
48:40You all men have been eating liver?
48:41Never mind.
48:42Over here.
48:43I think you get a big laugh here.
48:44Go for it.
48:45Here we are.
48:45I've raised.
48:46I have raised Tunisia to the ground.
48:48You do it a bit lower.
48:49Then I raised Arabia.
48:52Yes, good, good.
48:53There's a big laugh coming up, so go for it.
48:55Go for it.
48:55Go on, away you go.
48:56Then I raised Morato.
48:58And then what happened?
48:59I liked the razor so much, I bought the company.
49:10Right.
49:11Why didn't you rescue us sooner?
49:13We've been stood here for ages, Dad.
49:15For heaven's sake, Rosie, lay off the Yorkshire book.
49:18She's marming this.
49:19It's a Yorkshire night tonight.
49:20Go on.
49:21Tell me, my twin flowers of the desert, has this lusty, lecherous legionnaire had his wicked
49:27way with you?
49:29Father, he pulled both of us.
49:32What?
49:33Finish the sentence.
49:34He pulled both of us out of a tent when he captured us, for goodness sake.
49:38Go over there and charm your snake, shake.
49:41Over here.
49:41Over here.
49:42Sit down and charm the snake.
49:44Sit down.
49:45That's it.
49:45Good.
49:45Face it that way.
49:46Away you go.
49:47Blow it.
49:47Blow it at this end.
49:48That's it.
49:48Away you go.
49:49Right.
49:54Blow it on.
49:55This is not L.A. law.
49:57I know it's criminal, but it's not L.A. law.
50:00Go on.
50:01Blow it.
50:02Here they come.
50:02Here they come.
50:03Look.
50:05That's great.
50:06Dad.
50:07There you are.
50:08Your line's on the bangers.
50:09The line's on the bangers.
50:10The strangest sight I've seen in years.
50:14Bangers proving walls have ears.
50:20Not a subtle.
50:20Give it to me.
50:21Come over here.
50:22Give me your mouth.
50:23Give me your mouth.
50:24Give me your mouth.
50:24Music has karmic effect on our father.
50:27Yes.
50:27Oh, exalted one.
50:29We love you as a father and as our illustrious leader.
50:32God, blabby.
50:33Twice we've been through this.
50:34At last she's got the accent.
50:35God, blabby.
50:36Ho, John.
50:38Ho, John.
50:40Go on, everybody.
50:41Ho, John.
50:43Ho, John.
50:44What did he say?
50:45He's telling his man to attack four.
50:46Attack four.
50:47Attack four.
50:47Get their knees in here and show them up.
50:50Oh, the bangers, I think they're alive.
50:52Show them up there, dear.
50:53Quick.
50:53Show them up.
50:55Show them up there.
50:56Get them up.
50:57Get them up.
50:57Show them up.
50:58Get them up there.
50:59Show them up.
51:01Get this one here, dear.
51:03Get this one here.
51:04And here we are.
51:05Come here, then.
51:11Oh, yes.
51:12Here we are.
51:13Oh, wonderful.
51:20Well done.
51:22What about these two?
51:25Oh, wonderful.
51:28And special thanks to our other guest star, Mr Tom Selleck.
51:33You can tell by the moustache.
51:34By the way, Tom Cruise has just got the bus.
51:36Hurry up, you can catch him.
51:37All right.
51:38Well done, Tom.
51:39Thanks again.
51:40There we are.
51:40Well, you two.
51:41Absolutely lovely.
51:42Come over here.
51:43Stay there.
51:44And could we have the other two in, please?
51:46And who better to judge this?
51:48Well, someone from one of my favourite television shows, one of my favourite ladies, that golden
51:54girl, Bea Arthur.
51:56Thank you for being here.
51:57Thank you for being here.
51:58You've been over in the country for a couple of months, is that right?
52:13Tomorrow will be two months.
52:15Come and see us as often as you like.
52:17Bless you.
52:17I'll be back.
52:18I'll be back.
52:18Good.
52:19Lovely, lovely.
52:19Oh, but tonight I'm just, I'm really stunned by the talent.
52:23I really mean it.
52:25I mean it.
52:25It's incredible.
52:26You know, I had never seen anything quite like this.
52:29Anyway, shall I?
52:33Yes.
52:34Shall I?
52:34Yes.
52:35What about, well, whatever couple you do?
52:36Well, I must say that Carol, Carol brought a sensuous kind of, kind of, I don't know,
52:45a, a, a, a sort of a Mata Hari type, type, wonderful, you, yes, sort of a, a mature sensuality, let's put it back on.
52:56And of course, Sandro, I have seen, I mean, such stage presence, I, I really haven't seen that in many a year.
53:05I mean, it's like, like watching a young Olivier or something.
53:08But at the same time, I felt that Helen brought a sort of, um, an ingenue-ish quality.
53:20Oh, really?
53:21Very fresh and virginal and, that's not, that's not a dirty word, incidentally.
53:27No.
53:28Not the way you say it.
53:29An innocence, an innocence.
53:30That's the word, innocence, yes.
53:32And I do think that Mike has a definite comic flair.
53:36I mean, really a comic flair.
53:38Especially for drama.
53:39Yes.
53:41I mean, I'm so relaxed.
53:44And in front of camera, I just, I really think that's what you.
53:47Yes.
53:48Anyway.
53:54Anyway.
53:55You're not talking to Rose now, you know.
53:57Right.
53:57I know, I'd hit her with you.
53:59Anyway, I feel.
54:00Yes.
54:01Mike and Helen.
54:02Yes.
54:03Should receive an 18.
54:04An 18?
54:05Yes.
54:05Very good.
54:06Very good.
54:07Very good indeed.
54:11And I feel that Carol and Sandro deserve a 20.
54:17Oh!
54:19Very good.
54:21Very good indeed.
54:22Very good.
54:23And you're all good.
54:24Very good indeed.
54:25Very good.
54:26Just had the end.
54:27Yes.
54:27Well, my guy, B, thanks for appearing.
54:29By the way, I'm coming over a few months ago and appearing on my guest night show.
54:33Because I'll never forget you.
54:35Yes.
54:36And I'll never forgive you.
54:40Thank you, B, Arthur.
54:42Be off.
54:45Come back and see you soon.
54:47Okay, my darling.
54:48Congratulations to all.
54:49Thank you very much.
54:49And down this way.
54:50That's it.
54:52Up there.
54:52That's fine.
54:53There we are.
54:54Thank you, B.
54:55And bad luck, you two.
54:57Oh.
54:58And then, oh, I say, here we go.
55:01Oh, my goodness.
55:02Here we go again.
55:03See, and I don't get a thing again.
55:05I don't get anything.
55:05Anyway, we're sorry to lose you.
55:10But this year, we're going to give you each a telephone answering machine.
55:14And also, each of you will get a pocket-coloured television.
55:18Thank you very much.
55:19So, thank you very much for being a part of us.
55:21If you'll just hop over that way.
55:22We'll see you later on.
55:24And you two, come on, down there.
55:26There's a big wheel.
55:27Come on, down there.
55:28Come on, down there.
55:29Down there.
55:31Take the doors away, please.
55:33Now, lots of my...
55:33Oh, get rid of him.
55:34Get him out.
55:36There's only two allowed.
55:37Get him out.
55:38Get him out.
55:39That's it.
55:41Right.
55:41Now, then, lots of articles are going to pass before your eyes.
55:44Have a real good look.
55:45Everything you remember, you will take home with you tonight.
55:47Look for the tricky ones, because they're more valuable than they look.
55:50OK?
55:50Good luck for this.
55:51OK?
55:52The conveyor belt starts now.
55:55On the conveyor belt tonight, we have a case of champagne,
55:59a Chinese pedestal,
56:01a decanter and glasses,
56:02an electric sewing machine,
56:05a snake charmer's basket,
56:07a pocket video game,
56:09an electric egg boiler,
56:12star and moon candlesticks,
56:15an old cine film,
56:17personal CD player,
56:19a kettle and toaster,
56:24his and hers perfumes,
56:26a clock radio,
56:27a breakfast set,
56:30a desk lamp,
56:32an electric water filter,
56:34and a camera.
56:37A camera.
56:38So, keep thinking nice thoughts all the time.
56:41Keep thinking.
56:43Yes, round you come.
56:44Sit there, if you will.
56:45Now, you're going to have another 40 seconds.
56:48OK, you'll have the first 20 seconds.
56:49When you hear a funny noise,
56:51you do the last 20 seconds.
56:53OK, good luck for this,
56:54and do, you know,
56:55everything you remember,
56:55you'll take home with you.
56:56Your 40 seconds starts now.
56:59Champagne.
56:59Champagne.
57:00Cuddly toy.
57:01Cuddly toy.
57:02Snake basket.
57:02Good.
57:03Glad you got that.
57:03Film cans.
57:04Yes, good.
57:05Glad you got that as well.
57:06Decanter and glasses.
57:07Yes.
57:09Gameboy.
57:10Yes.
57:10Disc player.
57:11Disc player.
57:12Water filter.
57:14Coffee, toaster and kettle.
57:16Yeah, good, lovely.
57:17Very good.
57:20How do you get it?
57:21Candlesticks.
57:22Candlesticks, yes.
57:24Calculator.
57:25Yes.
57:26Champagne.
57:26Lovely aftershave you got on.
57:28Aftershave.
57:28Yes, aftershave.
57:30Gameboy.
57:31Eggman.
57:32Do you like water?
57:33Big water.
57:34Camera.
57:35Water filter.
57:36Water filter.
57:37Good.
57:37The camera.
57:40They do well.
57:41Yes.
57:42Happy class.
57:43There we go.
57:44Down here.
57:47There we are.
57:47You did very well.
57:49You did very well.
57:50And I'm so glad you got the old cine film
57:52because that is a fabulous personal colour TV
57:56and video recorder.
57:57What a neat thing that is.
57:58I tell you, that's marvellous.
58:00And the snake charming baskets.
58:02It's a mysterious holiday for four to Morocco.
58:06How about that?
58:07Are you happy?
58:08Are you happy?
58:09Good.
58:10Good.
58:10Good.
58:10Good.
58:12Well done.
58:14Now then, on behalf of me and Rosie, of course,
58:17and everybody, and I do mean everybody,
58:20thank you for being with us this week.
58:22Hope you can join us for next week.
58:24Be there.
58:24Good night.
58:25Good night.
58:26Good night.
58:27Good night.
58:28Good night.
58:29Good night.
58:30Good night.
58:31Good night.
58:32Good night.
58:33Good night.
58:34Good night.
58:35Good night.
58:36Good night.
58:37Good night.
58:38Good night.
58:39Good night.
58:40Good night.
58:41Good night.
58:42Good night.
58:43Good night.
58:44Good night.
58:45Good night.
58:46Good night, bye-bye!
59:02Bye-bye!
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