Why is Jason Crying?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Conan O'Brien taking a role in the new 'Toy Story' movie. And, this leads to a conversation about how sad it can be watching your kids grow up and trying to make Jason cry.

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00:00Son of a bee sting, Chuck! I know it was you that took my 5-Hour Energy spicy Cinco de Mango.

00:05You mean these? Of course I did. They're sweet, spicy, and a little unhinged, just like me.

00:10I'll have to get more at 5hourenergy.com. Use promo code DCTF for 20% off.

00:23Conan O'Brien joined Toy Story 5 as the voice of a new character named Smarty Pants.

00:30He announced the news yesterday in a video.

00:35Ernie Hudson is also joining the cast.

00:38He's taking over Combat Carl since Carl Weathers passed away.

00:42Not much yet is known about the plot of Toy Story 5, except the toys will deal with modern-day kids and electronics.

00:49It hits theaters next June.

00:52Conan will get a fat check for that.

00:54Oh, man. That's so nice.

00:55And that's the gig you want.

00:57I'm sure it'll devastate, this movie will devastate parents again.

01:02It just always does.

01:03It just always does.

01:04Well, it's all about your kids growing up and not wanting to play with their toys anymore.

01:07I know.

01:08And it is.

01:09Yeah, it's coming for you, Jason.

01:10Yeah, it's coming for you.

01:11You'll be the one, Jason.

01:12You'll be eating that London broil alone, going, what happened?

01:16Oh, that's so sad.

01:17Him eating this London broil all by himself.

01:19It's not that sad.

01:20Oh, no.

01:21He just figured out how to make it.

01:22It doesn't sound like the worst day.

01:24Dude, I'm going.

01:24Jesse will be there, right?

01:26I hope.

01:26Yeah, hopefully she's there.

01:27Hopefully she's there.

01:28She's gone, then it is sad.

01:29They're not always there.

01:31Right.

01:32You know.

01:33Eeks.

01:34No, honestly, like it's crazy because I'm going through this time right now and I know

01:38like you, you're going through this a little bit too.

01:41You kind of went through it with Aiden a couple years ago.

01:44And I think your first one is the toughest, but I got to watch even what I say around people

01:50because everybody wants to cry all the time.

01:53Oh, it's one of the hardest.

01:55You know, it's that everyone wants to cry all the time.

01:59I don't like crying like that.

02:01You know what?

02:02Honestly, I thought I'd be like, oh, get these kids out of here.

02:05But now that it's coming close, it's tough.

02:09They're my buddies, right?

02:10Yes.

02:10To think they're not going to be around, especially when Zane goes to London in a year for school.

02:14It'll be really hard because they'll be so far away.

02:16You guys are going to make me cry right now.

02:18I got just like a Mother's Day gift.

02:21It's this book.

02:22Okay.

02:23And at the end of the book, it's about them being grown up and like all the memories and

02:28stuff.

02:28And she started and she like handed it to me to finish reading.

02:31I was like, I can't.

02:32I can't.

02:33I can't finish it.

02:34Oh, man.

02:35So Scott's like, why are you making water?

02:38When somebody loved me.

02:39Oh, man.

02:41Do you really want me to cry on the air?

02:43They're like, I'll cry.

02:44Every hour we spent together.

02:47Everyone will start crying.

02:51Dude, it's a cry-y time right now.

02:56Stella's crying.

02:57Aww.

02:58Her mom is crying.

03:00There's going to be this party at my house.

03:03Everyone's just going to be crying.

03:05No.

03:06That won't be crying.

03:07No, you know, I think it is going to be crying because this is like.

03:11Your daughter, when she loved me.

03:12Don't even talk about Canada.

03:14She's so little.

03:15Don't do that to me.

03:16So small.

03:17She's going to end up with some idiot like me.

03:19Oh, God.

03:20I can't even think about it.

03:21They learn.

03:22I can't think about it.

03:23I know.

03:23Okay.

03:23I just think about it.

03:24Like, we're one of the first, right?

03:26So, like, this party is going to hit all of these parents in a different way because it's

03:33going to be, like, their first grad party of the year that their son or daughter is actually

03:40graduating to.

03:42So it's just going to, it's going to be a devastating time.

03:45Yeah, it will for sure.

03:46A devastating time.

03:47So we head to break.

03:48We'll just make Jason cry a little more.

03:50Oh, no.

03:50When somebody loved me.

03:52Gally.

03:54Everything was beautiful.

03:55At least it's not Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlin.

03:58Because that would make me, like, legitimately cry.

04:02Do you know that song?

04:03No.

04:04Oh, don't listen to it.

04:05I won't.

04:06Butterfly Kisses.

04:08Why?

04:08He wants you to cry, so now he wants you to play it.

04:10No, but why do you, why does that ring such a...

04:13I can't.

04:14So my mom used to listen to it, I think, in, like, Hariba McIntyre days, but I never had

04:20a daughter, right?

04:21Right.

04:21Yes.

04:22I legitimately haven't listened to this song since I was a kid.

04:31I do not know this at all, thank God, either.

04:35I don't think.

04:35He talks about Jesus.

04:37Oh, really?

04:38He's too many.

04:39That doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

04:40It doesn't, buddy.

04:42It doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

04:44He's sent here from heaven, and she's daddy's little girl.

04:48Oh, no.

04:49Turn it off, man.

04:51Don't do this.

04:53Don't do this.

04:55She talks to Jesus.

04:57Oh.

04:58And I close my eyes.

05:00Okay, I can't do that.

05:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:01I can't do that, too.

05:02You can't.

05:03Butterfly Kisses.

05:06Don't do it to yourself.

05:07I'm going to get a hold of yourself, Jason.

05:15Al, come in there and slap him.

05:16He cut it off before the court.

05:17Just give him a hug.

05:18You got to know why.

05:20Court hug him quick.

05:21Hell yeah, that'll stop him.

05:22That'll bring him back to reality.

05:24Come give me a big hug.

05:25Slip on your silk pajamas and hug Jason to hold him.

05:28Hold Jason.

05:29I can do that.

05:31He says it sounds so nice right now.

05:34When you're emotional, you need a nice hug, Emma.

05:37A little squeeze.

05:38I wish a man would come in some nights.

05:41Give me a warm embrace.

05:43I'm watching YouTube videos.

05:46Give you butterfly kisses.

05:47Oh, man.

05:48It'd be so nice.

05:49Isn't butterfly kisses with your eyelashes?

05:50It is with your eyelashes.

05:52You want a man to butterfly kiss him?

05:53Yeah, I do.

05:55That's all I want.

05:55Court's going to be busy the next couple of nights.

05:57He's got to hug Jason.

05:58He's got to head over to Chuck's place.

06:00Oh, butterfly kisses.

06:01I'm here, guys.

06:02He's like Tinkerbell in his little silk pajamas flying around town.

06:05I love it.

06:06That's adorable.

06:07Get the man some wings.

06:09Yep.

06:10Make it happen.

06:11All right.

06:11We'll take a break here.

06:12We'll take a break here.

06:14We'll take a break here.

06:15We'll take one more.

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