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00:00Sì, vieni ora, phantom!
00:12Ah, è buono di tornare, Elmo.
00:14Sì, ma hai dovuto prendere una buona night.
00:16È crummi out.
00:18Ha-choo!
00:19Hai un pollo?
00:20No, grazie.
00:21Ho già un pollo.
00:22What are you taking for?
00:23Mi un offer.
00:25Now, wait a minute.
00:26What are we doing our old act for?
00:28We came back on important business, didn't we?
00:30Yeah, to settle a score with those three creeps.
00:33Slap C, Maxi, and Nijinsky.
00:36Boy, laying off being a ghost didn't help at all.
00:39You still move your mouth when I talk.
00:42Now, wait a minute.
00:44Slap C, Maxi, and Nijinsky.
00:46Two song and dance men in a clown and an ape suit.
00:50We were big stars before they came along.
00:53Yeah!
00:58We're the Ghostbusters.
01:03I'm Spencer.
01:04He's Tracy.
01:05I'm Kong.
01:06We're the Ghostbusters.
01:09We're clever, courageous, and strong.
01:12Your shape has been haunted with whispers and rattlings.
01:16Your blood has been curdled.
01:18We know what to do.
01:20Your skin has the creepies.
01:21You wonder what's happening.
01:23You're safe in our hands.
01:25We will take care of you for the Ghostbusters.
01:29Spirits and demons beware.
01:33Ghostbusters, wherever you're hiding, I'm there.
01:37We know what you're up to.
01:39We're ready for anything.
01:41We're bold and we're fearless and never afraid.
01:45We're always prepared.
01:46We're right there with everyone.
01:48The song, the job, trouble, so pain.
01:52The Ghostbusters, do it again.
01:55Let me ask you a question, young fella.
02:12Who's purple and does card tricks?
02:16I give up.
02:18Who's purple and does card tricks?
02:21Merlin the Grape.
02:22What are you two clowns doing anyway?
02:28Oh, well, our bowling league is going to throw their annual variety show.
02:32And I'm going to do a voice-throwing act.
02:34All right, young man, let me ask you something.
02:36What's your daddy's name?
02:37Ben.
02:38What's your mama's name?
02:39Anna.
02:40What's your name?
02:41Ben Anna.
02:43And Tracy here is going to be the dummy.
02:46Well, you had better wear labels so they will know which is which.
02:52Boy, it ain't easy being a ventriloquist.
02:59What's the matter?
03:00For the strain on your throat?
03:01No.
03:02My leg keeps falling asleep.
03:04Oh, good.
03:09Sure wish it'd wake up.
03:10Are you sure you weren't around when they hung the Liberty Bell?
03:19You want to see the rest of our act?
03:20I can hardly wait.
03:28Music, maestro, please.
03:31Cease the music.
04:00Well, to where you twirled the canes, you weren't bad.
04:07Well, we've got to find ourselves a tap-dancing teacher.
04:10Well, first, let's go get our next ghost-busting assignment.
04:14You clowns are...
04:15You know, I can't wait for that bowling league show to begin.
04:34I've got showbiz on the brain.
04:36Yeah, and you're playing to an empty house.
04:41He don't appreciate us troopers, right, Trace?
04:45Hey, maybe we can stop by the Tin Can Alley, Billy.
04:49Find ourselves a tap-dancing teacher.
04:53Drive on, Trace.
04:54I'm losing my touch.
05:06I used to be able to drink a glass of water
05:09and keep you talking at the same time.
05:13Yeah, but you owe you smaller glasses.
05:16Well, even with my timing off,
05:19we're still better than Slapsy, Maxie, and Nijinsky.
05:21And their crummy act.
05:23Yeah, and once we find them,
05:25we'll expose the guy in the ape suit.
05:27And the audiences will desert them like flies.
05:29Come on, let's get down to the Tin Can Alley building
05:32and hang around.
05:34Sooner or later,
05:35most showbiz acts show up there.
05:38Or what if we're spotted?
05:40Are you kidding?
05:55The Tin Can Alley building.
05:58All right, now let's get this
06:00tap-dancing teacher business over with
06:02and then go get our next assignment.
06:03All right.
06:10Bob!
06:11Twinkle Toes Horowitz.
06:13Dance lessons.
06:14Room 204.
06:15Okay, now you know where they are.
06:17You can call them when we get back to the office.
06:18Let's go.
06:19That's a toll call.
06:21It's on 12th Street.
06:22It's in the same area.
06:23Now, come on, you can drop me at the barber shop.
06:28That was them.
06:31Slapsy, Maxy, and Nijinsky.
06:33It didn't look like them.
06:35How many guys you know running around in an ape suit?
06:38They're probably taking dance and listening
06:39to sharpen their act.
06:41You're right.
06:42And we even know where their office is.
06:52Trace, get the tape.
06:53Slapsy, Maxy, and Nijinsky.
07:20Slapsy, Maxy, and Nijinsky.
07:23They must be secret agents or something.
07:26There's a secret, all right,
07:27but it has nothing to do with agents.
07:29This tape will self-destruct in 20 seconds.
07:3220 seconds?
07:33Wow.
07:34You should have counted by tens.
07:58Hey, why don't you go to the barber's?
08:00You don't look like you got your hair cut.
08:01Sure I did.
08:04Yeah?
08:05All right, so tell me,
08:07what is this secret that Zero mentioned?
08:10Well, I don't know.
08:11He didn't tell me.
08:12I wonder what the secret could be.
08:15Hmm?
08:15Oh!
08:18The secret is here in the society, Collop?
08:23Who is a certain Miss Y
08:25who has been seen with Mr. X
08:27at what restaurant
08:28where you know who hangs out?
08:30Spence, Tracy, and Kong.
08:36Ghostbusters.
08:37This isn't their office either.
08:39We've checked every other office on 12th Street.
08:42This has to be theirs.
08:44Yeah.
08:46Maybe they changed their game.
08:47And they're out.
08:48It's them, all right.
08:58While you're thinking about the assignment,
09:00I'll call the tap dancing teacher.
09:01You think that's funny, huh?
09:19Hello, operator.
09:21What a lovely voice you have.
09:24Oh, yeah.
09:24Ralph.
09:25Well, Ralph,
09:27would you get me
09:30the Twinkle Toe's Horowitz Dance Room?
09:36Twinkle Toe!
09:37And Elmo!
09:38At your service.
09:40The bucket wing is our big thing.
09:45The time step two we love to do.
09:51Uh, your partner there.
09:54Elmo?
09:55Yeah, he's kind of small
09:57to be a dance teacher, ain't he?
09:58Why, he teaches the regular courses.
10:00I teach the short course.
10:02And now let's start our first lesson.
10:04Sir, if you'll take off that ape suit.
10:08Sorry, just a little joke, friend.
10:10Just a little joke.
10:13He's got a thing about wearing that ape suit.
10:16We've got to take it off him.
10:18He must weigh a ton when he takes a back.
10:21Well, we've got to get the suit off.
10:23There must be a back zipper.
10:25And now, friends,
10:27we'll start with our first lesson.
10:29Dancing's as easy as one, two, three, four.
10:33You can all count four, can't you?
10:36Right.
10:37All right, friends.
10:38Just follow me.
10:40Da-da, da-da, da-da, da.
10:45Uh-oh, Mr. Zipper.
10:48Uh-oh.
10:49Time to shuffle off to Buffalo.
10:50What a great finish for an act!
11:05Well, now, the closest I can figure,
11:31he's trying to tell us about Cinderella
11:33and her dentist
11:34meeting the hunchback of Notre Dame.
11:37Yeah.
11:38No.
11:38No?
11:39No.
11:39No.
11:40I think what he's trying to tell us
11:42is that those two who just left
11:43are the Phantom of Vaudeville
11:44and his dummy partner, Elmo.
11:47All right?
11:48Good.
11:48Thank you, Tracy.
11:49Now, go look in the files
11:51under Phantom of Vaudeville.
11:53Phantom.
11:53F.
11:54Right.
11:54Good thing.
11:54F.
11:55Oh, my God.
12:25Oh, my God.
12:55Oh, my God.
13:25We'll never get anything out of this cabinet.
13:45There.
13:45Well, now it says right here that the Phantom and his dummy Elmo were put out of business
13:54by an act called Slapsy, Maxy, and Nijensky, three guys, hey, one of them wearing an ape suit.
14:03That's who they thought we were.
14:05Uh-huh.
14:06It also says that the Phantom and Elmo were big stars and that they lived in that big
14:12castle on the other side of town.
14:15What are you nervous about?
14:31What are you asking me for?
14:33It's your hand that's shaking.
14:35Oh, yeah.
14:36I'm still nervous about trying to get that ape suit off Nijensky.
14:40He acted like a real gorilla when I tried to pull off the back zipper.
14:43It was close.
14:44Even I was perspiring from the thought of it.
14:47Yeah.
14:48Let's take off our masks and wipe our brows.
14:51Are you nuts or something?
14:52You know that's the only way to send us back to Ghostville.
14:56You're right.
14:58The only way to send a Phantom back is to unmask him.
15:07You got the ghost kit?
15:08Oh, yeah.
15:09We may need that ghost dematerializer real quick.
15:12Spence, how are we going to get in there?
15:14Why don't you just say something like, open sesame like Alibaba?
15:18There's a big room down at the end of the hall.
15:45They must be in there.
15:48That's what I just said.
15:58Okay, Phantom.
15:59The curtain is coming down.
16:01Ha, ha, ha.
16:03Come on.
16:03Come on.
16:04Do you have to take me so literally?
16:11He didn't do that.
16:13The dematerializer ray went right through them.
16:15These clowns ain't Slapsy Maxy and Nijinsky.
16:19They really are ghostbusters.
16:21Yeah.
16:22That sign in their office door was for real.
16:25All of a sudden, I ain't mad at Slapsy Maxy and Nijinsky no more.
16:30Now I'm mad at people who go around busting ghosts.
16:33Let's get them.
16:39You heard them.
16:40Now they're after us instead of Slapsy Maxy and Nijinsky.
16:45He's got an idea.
16:46He's always got an idea.
16:47Hats.
16:48Yes, good thinking.
16:49Good thinking, Trace.
16:50What else you got in there?
16:51Cain.
16:51Hey.
16:52Yes, boy.
16:53I know the sign.
16:54I know the sign.
16:54All right.
16:54When we played the palace, we were stars upon the stage.
17:03We had them in the aisles twice a day.
17:07We got no time for ghosts, cause we're the hit of both coasts.
17:11I'm Slapsy.
17:12I'm Maxy.
17:13I'm Nijinsky.
17:14We knocked them dead in polduck and in oshkosh we were tops.
17:18We packed them in in Walla Walla, too.
17:20We ain't chasing no ghosts, cause we're the continent's toast.
17:25I'm Slapsy.
17:26I'm Maxy.
17:28I'm Nijinsky.
17:29Oh, when we played the palace, we were stars upon the stage.
17:50We had them in the aisles twice a day.
17:54Pardon us if we boast, we're even big with the ghosts.
17:58I'm Slapsy.
18:01I'm Maxy.
18:05And I'm Nijinsky.
18:10I'mürured...
18:16I'm sorry.
18:19I'm not sure.
18:19Have a school get me!
18:21Oh!
18:23Oh, yeah!
18:23I'm not sure.
18:23What are they doing?
18:24It's...
18:24I'm not sure.
18:25Oh, yeah!
18:26Oh, yeah!
18:27Oh, yeah!
18:28I'm up!
18:28Oh, yeah!
18:29Oh, yeah!
18:31Oh, yeah!
18:31Oh, my God!
18:33Oh, no!
18:33Oh, no!
18:33Oh, my God!
18:34Oh, yeah!
18:35Oh, my God!
18:37Oh, my God!
18:37Oh!
18:39Sì!
18:42Ah!
18:44La ghost buster's, all right.
18:46Yeah!
18:47The real Slopsy, Moxie, and Naginsky
18:48were never that bad.
18:52What do we do now?
18:54I don't know.
18:55They're immune to the ghost dematerializer.
18:57Let's go.
18:58Come on.
19:09we've got two ghosts we don't know what to do with
19:24and he's catching up on his reading
19:28oh it says here that the only way to send a phantom's ghost back to the beyond
19:39is to unmask him
19:43mr. phantom your clock has just struck midnight
19:46go get him
19:49it can't be
19:57that's the secret zero was talking about
20:01so long suckers
20:08one of these days i'm going to be able to pass a lap without sitting on it
20:14say goodbye elmo
20:17goodbye elmo
20:18well at least he went out to a standing ovation
20:26oh now you want to play dummy
20:32all right what's your daddy's name ben what's your mommy's name
20:36anna what's your name
20:38spencer you know my name is spencer we've been busting ghosts
20:43really spencer sometimes
20:44am i right or wrong
20:47there well that takes care of the phantom of vaudeville
20:53and elmo yeah they won't be bothering us anymore
20:59now you don't think that i was going to believe that moose was talking to you
21:03oh can't talk huh lost your voice
21:11rehearsing your act i suppose
21:13well now wait a minute
21:17spence lost his voice how
21:20say goodbye con
21:23goodbye con
21:26bye
21:35bye
21:37bye
21:41bye
21:43bye
21:45bye
21:47Grazie a tutti.
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