00:00Man, the country is buzzing about the big one this Thursday night, the Thanksgiving tradition.
00:05I'm talking about the Survivor Series, the Ultimate Team, with Team Captain, World Wrestling Federation Champion, the Ultimate Warrior.
00:11Joined by the Intercontinental Champion, of course, the Texas Tornado, along with the Legion of Doom, Hawk and Animal.
00:17Gentlemen, this Thursday night, the Perfect Team, Mr. Perfect, and all three of Demolition.
00:22That's right, Gene Oakland, the Perfect Team. They say they can do no wrong.
00:27Well, you better get your turkey dinner in early, boys, because on Turkey Day, you may be eating your turkey through a straw.
00:35A liquid diet is what you're going to consist of, because you can't chew turkey when we kick your teeth down your throat.
00:41All right, as you know, all four men in team competition.
00:46However, I see some individual matchups taking place.
00:49One quite possibly could be you, Texas Tornado, and their team captain, Mr. Perfect.
00:54Well, first of all, I'm getting sick and tired of hearing a perfect team.
00:58I'm tired of hearing Mr. Perfect say how perfect everything he does is the perfect this and perfect that.
01:05Well, I'll tell you what, Perfect, you can't run, because I've got the Legion of Doom and the Ultimate Warrior looking out for me.
01:13So, Perfect, bring it on, because it's you and me, boy.
01:16All right, let's talk about some of the possibilities we might see this Thursday night in the Survivor Series.
01:22Maybe in this team competition, a four-on-three, three-on-two, two-on-one, maybe even a four-on-one, Hawk.
01:29Odds make no difference to us.
01:31We've been fighting them all our life.
01:33And being so vastly far from perfect, speaking for myself, of course, I wonder what it's like to make somebody who thinks they're perfect look very imperfect in front of a lot of people.
01:51All right, team captain, the World Wrestling Federation champion is psyched for this one.
01:56The Ultimate Warrior, your thoughts here at the 11th Hour?
01:58Surrounded by the force-filled, my Warriors channel to us.
02:04Even you, Gene Oakland, cannot escape now.
02:09You must stay with us until D-Day, this Thursday, Turkey Day.
02:15Maybe then you will be released, but until then, I will program these individuals to stay unstructured and unbalanced.
02:24All right, there's the lineup.
02:26The Ultimate Warriors and the perfect team.
02:29I'm very curious to find out who will survive in the Survivor Series.
