- 5/22/2025
Snap into the wild world of vintage 80s and 90s NFL posters! From Jim McMahon’s “Chicago Vice” to Dan Marino’s Zubaz-fueled “Miami Magic,” we’re diving into the Costacos Brothers’ iconic, over-the-top designs that plastered every kid’s wall. Think Troy Aikman as “Elite,” Jerry Rice’s “Goldfingers,” or the Bills’ “Double Trouble.” These retro gems scream NFL swagger and pure nostalgia. Which poster was your favorite? Share your gridiron memories below! #NFLPosters #VintageNFL #80sNostalgia #90sNostalgia #CostacosBrothers #JimMcMahon #DanMarino #TroyAikman #JerryRice #ChicagoVice #MiamiMagic #NFL #RetroSports #PopCulture #Throwback #80s #90s #SportsMemorabilia #Gridiron #FootballPosters #Viral #Humor #Nostalgic #ClassicNFL #ManCave #80sVibes #90sKids #SportsArt
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00:00:00Patrick Mahomes is cool, for sure, but he's not Deion Sanders dressed up like MC Hammer on this NFL poster cool that we're about to show you.
00:00:07And it wasn't just Deion either.
00:00:08It was just any and every NFL top-tier player that you could think of, and the NFL really tried to market them as cool.
00:00:15In a world where the IT thing is always changing, sometimes you need a tour guide or two to help you find your way to pop culture's paradise.
00:00:23If you find yourself reminiscing or in need of a good recommendation, these two have you covered.
00:00:28And now, here's your hosts, Joey and Jeff!
00:00:36So in today's episode, we are going to look at these classic retro NFL posters.
00:00:41And honestly, some of these look like the greatest B-movie that I never got to see, and I'm excited to show them off today.
00:00:49Because, honestly, I want the NFL to make some of these, like, right now.
00:00:55I see Patrick Mahomes. I see Ezekiel Elliott, just, you know, you know how he does the Feed Me More type taunt?
00:01:04Yep.
00:01:05Well, I could see Ezekiel Elliott sitting in some sort of kitchen, and there's like a paid actress to be his mom, feeding him defensive players or something in like a cereal bowl.
00:01:17Our first example, and you have to give the NFL credit, because it wasn't just the superstar quarterback getting his own poster.
00:01:26They actually went out of their way to make you think the fullback was cool.
00:01:30Like Christian Akoi of the Kansas City Chiefs, who for a period in the late 80s, actually put up some pretty productive years.
00:01:37Are you ready for the Nigerian Nightmare?
00:01:42No, no, I'm not. I have no idea who Christian Akoi was, but just the fact that he went ahead to adapt Nightmare on Elm Street and his poster is both terrifying and incredible at the same time.
00:01:56Now, I didn't notice this when I was pulling the image, because I was so just caught off guard with the Freddy Krueger gloves.
00:02:03And like he went, all right, they were like, all right, we'll match the hat.
00:02:07We'll kind of try to match the theme that he kills defenders in their sleep.
00:02:13But like, no, he's still got his uniform on.
00:02:16Yep.
00:02:17But I do like, like you see the Denver Broncos player.
00:02:20Yeah, I was going to say there's a dead Bronco, a dead Charger in his bed.
00:02:25I think that's a dead Seahawks from when the Seahawks were an AFC team.
00:02:28Yep.
00:02:30And then also right to the side of the bed, it's nice that everybody took off their shoes.
00:02:35Yeah, except he has on his cleats still.
00:02:38Everybody else took off their cleats to get on the bed field.
00:02:43And then also on this field, there's like one goal post with a football on it.
00:02:48Yep.
00:02:50He must be tough to hand to the fullback when he's got Freddy Krueger claws.
00:02:54Here's the question.
00:02:56Did Mr. Akoi ever see Nightmare on Elm Street?
00:03:00Or was he there just like, whatever y'all want to do, let's get this done.
00:03:06I'm looking at his face.
00:03:07That looks like the face of somebody that says, so this is cool, right?
00:03:13I mean, if you say so.
00:03:15Nigerian Nightmare and whatever.
00:03:18People like this kind of stuff?
00:03:20OK, let's go with it.
00:03:22How many people do you think are going to get this poster?
00:03:24Oh, Christian, they're going to buy so many of these things.
00:03:28People will buy two of them a piece.
00:03:31And then that's the type of thing you see like four years past
00:03:34when he's already left the league.
00:03:36Yeah.
00:03:36And it's like marked down at $1 at a Kmart.
00:03:39At that point, you have to have it.
00:03:42But it could be worse.
00:03:44Instead of being a Nigerian Nightmare, what if he was part of, not the good fellas,
00:03:49but the bad fellas.
00:03:51The bad fellas.
00:03:52OK.
00:03:53All right, who do we have in this picture?
00:03:56All right, it's the Giants.
00:03:57I see Lawrence Taylor.
00:03:59I see Pepper Johnson.
00:04:01Who's the other guy?
00:04:02I'm going to say that's Carl Banks.
00:04:04It looks like the text up there is saying, you know, I get it.
00:04:09Lawrence Taylor.
00:04:10What are they, just mobsters standing out in front of the arena?
00:04:13Like, what is this?
00:04:14Yeah, they're the bad fellas.
00:04:16They're not Joe Pesci, De Niro, and Ray Liotta.
00:04:20You know, with Lawrence Taylor, that is a bad fella.
00:04:23No, he is scary as hell.
00:04:26Just looking at his eyes, he's kind of glaring at you
00:04:29out the corner of his eye.
00:04:29You're like, he's going to kill me.
00:04:31He's going to break my leg.
00:04:32I'm going to be the next boomer here.
00:04:34Carl Banks, on the other hand, he's not fitting in.
00:04:38No, you can tell that he really is a nice guy.
00:04:41He's just trying to pose with the bad boys here.
00:04:45Now, the other thing that's kind of throwing me off here is,
00:04:48how come nobody packed properly?
00:04:50They have the bags right next to them,
00:04:51but they're like, no, throw the uniform on that.
00:04:53Like, are they trying to imply that they changed out
00:04:56to uniform right next to their limo,
00:04:58outside of a stadium?
00:05:00I think it's their home.
00:05:02Is that, is that like, okay.
00:05:04I think it's their home stadium.
00:05:06And I'm trying to get a good look at this car.
00:05:08I'm trying to tell if it's a limo or if it's a Hurst,
00:05:11because that could kind of go
00:05:12with the whole bad fellas thing, right?
00:05:14It could.
00:05:15If you see Lawrence Taylor and his posse
00:05:19hopping out of a Hurst in these slick suits, you're running.
00:05:24Well, he could be one of the people
00:05:26that buried the famous mobster underneath the Meadowlands.
00:05:30Very well could have, yep.
00:05:31As legend tells it.
00:05:33Yeah, well, as we know about the Meadowlands,
00:05:36they're not apt to help you
00:05:37if you don't know where you're going.
00:05:39Oh no, they'll purposely tell you the wrong direction to go.
00:05:43And then when you come back around to them,
00:05:45oh no, you must've missed it.
00:05:47Again, just go this way and turn that way.
00:05:50Sons of bitches.
00:05:51And where they are,
00:05:52they're a little away from the stadium.
00:05:54It's in the rear view.
00:05:55And as we know from there,
00:05:57if you ask for directions
00:05:58and you're wearing cowboy uniform and jersey,
00:06:02they tell you that they hope you die.
00:06:03They hope your family dies.
00:06:05They hope you effing get killed.
00:06:07It's like, well, gosh, what did my family ever do to you?
00:06:10I'm asking for directions.
00:06:12Golly.
00:06:14I think everybody there's a bad fella.
00:06:18But not our next guy.
00:06:20No.
00:06:21He's a good dude.
00:06:22He's one of the greats.
00:06:23He's the silver streak.
00:06:25He's Barry fricking Sanders from the Detroit Lions.
00:06:30I don't know what a silver streak is.
00:06:32Does that just mean like the color he wears
00:06:34and he's fast like a train?
00:06:36But there's no streak coming from behind him.
00:06:38So it's not like.
00:06:39No, he's running away from a train.
00:06:42Wait, is he supposed to be the train
00:06:44or is he fast enough to outrun a train?
00:06:47Oh, he's fast enough to outrun the train.
00:06:50It's not a very creative poster,
00:06:53but if you were a big Detroit Lions fan back in the day,
00:06:57this is one you absolutely needed to have on your wall.
00:07:02Am I right?
00:07:03Well, yeah,
00:07:04because it's like I got this pro-Yankman one
00:07:06and it's like the silver bullet.
00:07:08Did anyone ever call him the silver bullet?
00:07:11No.
00:07:12Well, maybe he shot passes so fast, right?
00:07:14Yeah, but that's the same thing
00:07:16you're saying here with Barry Sanders.
00:07:18Right.
00:07:18Okay, the silver streak.
00:07:19Yeah, I guess if he's running so fast
00:07:21that it's like a streak of a blur as he gets past you.
00:07:26Right.
00:07:27But was anyone being like, ah, yes, the silver streak.
00:07:29I know who you're talking about.
00:07:30Barry Sanders, of course.
00:07:32Yeah, you could be the silver streak
00:07:33or you could be the hot streak.
00:07:37And for Barry Sanders' career,
00:07:38he was on quite a hot streak.
00:07:41Yeah, he was.
00:07:42And now here's the other thing too.
00:07:45I like how the Photoshop, he's definitely not there.
00:07:49Like his feet are not even showing any kind of shadow
00:07:52or anything happening on that.
00:07:54And he wasn't really a straight ahead runner.
00:07:57He was a dancer in the backfield.
00:08:00Dude, he was.
00:08:01He would just juke left, right, front, back,
00:08:04just joystick style.
00:08:05Barry Sanders was really exciting to watch as a kid,
00:08:09but it always felt good being a Cowboys fan,
00:08:12having that argument with him versus Emmitt.
00:08:14That was always like, dude, one A and one B right there.
00:08:20All right, I thought this was a Jean-Claude Van Damme
00:08:22poster for a moment for like Bloodsport.
00:08:24Who is Bill Francy?
00:08:27Bill Frelec.
00:08:29Frelec, I couldn't even read that.
00:08:31How would you not know who Bill Frelec is?
00:08:33Look at him.
00:08:35He is a god among men.
00:08:38He looks more like Logan Paul
00:08:39and less like a football player.
00:08:41What does it say on the bottom?
00:08:42Warrior?
00:08:43He's William the Conqueror.
00:08:46God, I really gotta get these lenses changed, huh?
00:08:48Can't read for nothing.
00:08:52Well, look at him.
00:08:53This looks like a romance novel
00:08:54more than a football poster.
00:08:56Yeah, you would pick this up
00:08:58while you're checking out at Shaw's
00:09:01and you see it over in the corner next to the tabloids
00:09:04and the Reese's Cups.
00:09:06Ooh, that looks like a good story.
00:09:08I could read that when I put the kids to bed.
00:09:10Yes, this is that 35 to 40-year-old mom
00:09:15who just wants a little spice
00:09:17and it's a romance that's happening
00:09:20and maybe the Bill Frelec story
00:09:24becomes a Lifetime adaptation.
00:09:27What team did he play for?
00:09:30Bill Frelec was, I wanna say, a Raider.
00:09:33Oh.
00:09:35I will say I like the dogs on the floor
00:09:37because you and I both sucker for dogs,
00:09:41so I gotta give that to him.
00:09:44He was a offensive guard for the Atlanta Falcons
00:09:47and Detroit Lions from 85 to 93.
00:09:51And dude, he had a fricking poster.
00:09:53How cool is that?
00:09:55Offensive linemen, well, look at this dude.
00:09:58He's pretty damn built, bro.
00:09:59He really is.
00:10:01Okay, now you're not ready for this next one
00:10:03because it really feels like somebody
00:10:06could starting in 80s softcore pornography.
00:10:10Oh, gosh.
00:10:11It's Bob Golec.
00:10:13Oh, get the hell out of here, the mad dog Golec.
00:10:17Let's fricking go.
00:10:19He is bad to the bone.
00:10:22So he was legitimately on the Browns.
00:10:25Yup.
00:10:26Look at his doghouse, it's glowing.
00:10:29No, it's not glowing, it's on fire, Joe.
00:10:31The doghouse is on fire.
00:10:34There's a Denver sign on the ground.
00:10:35I'm trying to read what the other one is,
00:10:36probably some other team.
00:10:38There's a beware of Bob sign.
00:10:40Yeah, beware of Bob Golec.
00:10:43Dude, if you were a Browns fan,
00:10:45or all right, let me bring this to present day.
00:10:49If you know somebody who's a Browns fan now,
00:10:51could you get away with gifting them this poster
00:10:55or would they just be freaked out?
00:10:58They'd probably be wondering
00:10:59where the Baker Mayfield version of it is.
00:11:02I could see Baker recreating this poster.
00:11:05So Baker, if you're watching this on Twitter,
00:11:07wherever, get to it, buddy.
00:11:09Just find somebody with easy access
00:11:12to a nice chain that you can pull on.
00:11:14I think Halloween's coming out,
00:11:16so you could find those in the spirit of Halloween.
00:11:20I think that's a glowing doghouse.
00:11:21I don't think it's on fire.
00:11:22That looks like a portal to another world.
00:11:25It's the portal that Golec crawled out of.
00:11:28And is that like a big dog bowl
00:11:31or is that a helmet with stuff inside of it?
00:11:35Next to his butt.
00:11:36Dude, I can't tell.
00:11:36It looks like a big,
00:11:39just like you would carry a ton of beers in it.
00:11:43But it looks like it has bones in it.
00:11:45Like he's just, he's eating,
00:11:47he's been eating his competition.
00:11:51Well, yeah, he eats up offensive linemen.
00:11:55Yep.
00:11:57Dude, I am fascinated with everything
00:11:59about this poster right here.
00:12:02Is it for sale anywhere?
00:12:03Yes, it is.
00:12:04It was like 40 bucks.
00:12:06I'm kind of fascinated by his hair.
00:12:08It is magnificent.
00:12:09No, those are luscious locks right there.
00:12:12Not a single hair out of place at all.
00:12:16It is incredible.
00:12:17There's the man himself.
00:12:19Dude, there he is.
00:12:20For some reason, when we were kids,
00:12:22and obviously for good reason
00:12:24because he was such an incredible athlete,
00:12:25but it seemed like everybody knew Bo Jackson,
00:12:30whether you were a huge baseball fan,
00:12:32a huge football fan,
00:12:33the guy did it, he could do it all.
00:12:36I think it was that mixture of like,
00:12:38all right, he can do it all.
00:12:39And you're like, wow, that is so impressive.
00:12:41He's a baseball player.
00:12:42He's a football player.
00:12:44And then the commercials were like,
00:12:45yes, and he's everything else also
00:12:47because Bo knows.
00:12:48Bo knows, great campaign.
00:12:50And you're thinking,
00:12:52you know, freaking does Bo know how to do all this stuff?
00:12:55And being an athlete, I bet he probably could.
00:12:58And so like you see in the background here,
00:13:00oh, there's a hockey stick.
00:13:02I think there's a guitar back there.
00:13:04What?
00:13:06Yeah, behind his hockey jersey is guitar.
00:13:09Oh, that is a crazy looking guitar too.
00:13:11What is that?
00:13:12It really is.
00:13:14I can't even say what that is.
00:13:16So he was obviously on the Raiders.
00:13:20Was it the Royals?
00:13:21Was that the baseball team he was with?
00:13:24Yes.
00:13:24Yup.
00:13:25Dude, those blue jerseys are slick.
00:13:28Those are so cool looking.
00:13:30And then the other thing is,
00:13:32I love those old school football trash cans.
00:13:37Yeah.
00:13:38You used to be able to find those
00:13:39in all like the sort of middle department stores
00:13:41that have gone away.
00:13:42Yup.
00:13:43And it'd be like nice screen print of your team.
00:13:46And I don't know why,
00:13:47but it made you excited about,
00:13:48well, my room has trash.
00:13:50I need that.
00:13:51Yeah, why did we want trash cans in our bedrooms?
00:13:55Like for me in my apartment,
00:13:57my one trash bag will get full in the can.
00:14:00I'll start a second one and hang it.
00:14:02And then by the time it starts to really smell
00:14:05and I'm gonna have company,
00:14:06I take them both out.
00:14:07I don't know if I want that stench in my own bedroom.
00:14:10No, cause nobody ever put any bags in it either.
00:14:13So it was just frigging a tin, really.
00:14:16It was just a big tin.
00:14:17Yeah, you had like broken crayons in there.
00:14:21You had gum, you had paper, homework.
00:14:25Now there's a lot going on in this one right here.
00:14:29Wait, what does this shirt say?
00:14:30Monster what?
00:14:33Monster DB.
00:14:34So he was a defensive back.
00:14:36Look at this little kid.
00:14:37Well, he was a linebacker.
00:14:39Okay, I guess that counts, right?
00:14:42Yes.
00:14:43Are you really picking that thing as the one thing
00:14:45that doesn't make sense of what's going on here
00:14:47in the land of bars?
00:14:49The land of bars.
00:14:50That's really creative.
00:14:52It's really clever.
00:14:54I love the tin man.
00:14:55Who's the tin man down here?
00:14:56Just having bad luck right now.
00:14:59I like the look on the scarecrow's face.
00:15:01Yep.
00:15:02He's kind of just staring right up at Boz's ass.
00:15:06Yeah, he's like,
00:15:07I made a bad decision trying to get in his way.
00:15:09Except Boz is just Photoshopped in.
00:15:12So he's not even standing naturally
00:15:14over what's going on right now.
00:15:15So wait, this wasn't actually,
00:15:16you're telling me you don't think this was
00:15:19like an actual shoot where they all got together
00:15:21in front of the green screen or whatever it might be?
00:15:24Do you think they all did the shot
00:15:26and then they superimposed him in?
00:15:30God, well, look at him.
00:15:31He's not standing naturally over,
00:15:34the scarecrow's way smaller in scale.
00:15:37Hold on, I'm gonna throw the flag.
00:15:41And I just so happen to have a yellow handkerchief
00:15:43with me for my glasses.
00:15:44I'm gonna throw the flag.
00:15:46She has her arm wrapped around his arm.
00:15:49So he had to have been there for this, right?
00:15:52Maybe he was with her.
00:15:54And also I want to point out
00:15:56that that looks like a 27-year-old like dancer.
00:16:01Yeah.
00:16:02Like her face almost makes her look 14.
00:16:05So she has like that Selena Gomez thing going on.
00:16:07Yeah.
00:16:08She was probably like a cheerleader for the team, right?
00:16:14Oh, she could have been a Seahawks cheerleader.
00:16:16And look at Toto.
00:16:17Look at the swag that Toto has.
00:16:19Dude, I love it.
00:16:20Oh, I really want to get the story behind this kid.
00:16:24Buzzkin?
00:16:27Or the two who are so unimportant
00:16:28that they're barely in shot.
00:16:30I know, they're just hidden in the background
00:16:32and just black, like you can't see them.
00:16:34It's too black and dark back there.
00:16:36Like you just bragging to your friends like,
00:16:38yeah, I'm gonna be in that Brian Bosworth photo.
00:16:42I'm gonna be all over the poster.
00:16:45Oh, it just hit me like Munchkin.
00:16:49Yes.
00:16:49Ah, see that just clicked in my mind.
00:16:52This is brilliant.
00:16:53This is seven, this is brilliant seven different ways.
00:16:56I'm in on it.
00:16:57And also look at, you also got a dead witch.
00:17:00So he clearly took out, he took out the bad witch.
00:17:05What is it?
00:17:05There's, oh, there's a rock
00:17:07that says there's no place like home also.
00:17:09All right, all right.
00:17:10There's a lot of effort happening here.
00:17:12Yeah, I think just the fact that his NFL career
00:17:14probably didn't go the way that he wanted it to
00:17:17or the Seahawks wanted it to,
00:17:19makes this poster even more just desirable.
00:17:24Yes.
00:17:25Oh, you can even see in the background,
00:17:27look at the space needle in the Emerald City.
00:17:29Yep.
00:17:30Oh, poor Boz.
00:17:32He could have been great.
00:17:34Oh my goodness.
00:17:36What is that?
00:17:36Is he holding an Uzi?
00:17:38What is this?
00:17:39Chicago Vice.
00:17:41Who is that?
00:17:43I think that's Jim McMahon.
00:17:47That other guy looks like Michael Irvin now.
00:17:51Who is that guy?
00:17:52Oh, every football fan's gonna hate us
00:17:55and I'll probably hate myself too.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57Cause I kind of, I want to,
00:18:00no, that's not Walter Payton.
00:18:02No, that's gotta be.
00:18:04Is that Walter Payton?
00:18:06That's gotta be.
00:18:07That's gotta be Walt.
00:18:09That's gotta be sweetness.
00:18:11That's gotta be Kane.
00:18:13Look at Jim McMahon.
00:18:18Bro.
00:18:18He's a funky QB known as McMahon.
00:18:21What position did, he was a quarterback.
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:24Right.
00:18:25And he has my favorite lyric of all time
00:18:27in the Super Bowl shuffle.
00:18:28He's a funky QB known as McMahon.
00:18:31When he hits the field, he has no plan.
00:18:35What?
00:18:38Maybe, maybe want to get the writers back in the room
00:18:42to go over that one again.
00:18:44I'm the funky QB known as McMahon.
00:18:46When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
00:18:49Either that or he's just freely admitting,
00:18:52I didn't study the freaking playbook.
00:18:53I'm just winging it out here.
00:18:55I got, I got Walter.
00:18:56We're going to be fine.
00:18:58I've never read a defense in my life.
00:19:01Well, you got to think Chicago Vice McMahon suit.
00:19:05It's, it's par for the course, but Walter,
00:19:08he just looks like, I don't know.
00:19:10McMahon looks like, he looks like a cop
00:19:12and Walter looks like his boss,
00:19:14but they're supposed to be dressed together.
00:19:17I don't know, man.
00:19:18This one is not, if you're like the biggest
00:19:21Chicago Bears fan, maybe, just maybe,
00:19:25but otherwise you're just like,
00:19:28oh, that's what our team's doing.
00:19:32You know, I'm thinking of calling,
00:19:34going in shotgun formation.
00:19:36Don't think McMahon.
00:19:37Every time you think it makes my dick itch.
00:19:41I love it.
00:19:44Chris Spielman, King of the Beasts.
00:19:48Who is Chris Spielman?
00:19:49Clearly a guy for, is that Detroit again?
00:19:53That is another Detroit player.
00:19:56And he's the King of the Beasts.
00:19:57How do you not know him?
00:19:58That's a National Geographic show.
00:20:00No, I have no idea who he is.
00:20:02He has the hands on the hips.
00:20:04He's standing in front of the lion.
00:20:05So he's clearly the King of the Jungle here.
00:20:08Dude, I don't know.
00:20:09He looks like he takes himself a little bit too seriously
00:20:12even to do a poster like this.
00:20:15I think they just snapped the shot
00:20:17and said, we'll figure out the theme later.
00:20:21We're not really sure yet.
00:20:22Let's just get him in uniform.
00:20:25And then later down the line it was decided,
00:20:28well, let's just put him in there
00:20:30with a couple lions or something.
00:20:31I don't know.
00:20:32King of the Jungle.
00:20:33Nah, that's copywritten.
00:20:34King of the Beasts, let's use it.
00:20:37Beauty and the Beast was huge at the time.
00:20:40Well, he couldn't be the Beastmaster.
00:20:40That was a movie.
00:20:42Though, actually, you know what?
00:20:43Why wouldn't he be the Beastmaster?
00:20:44Because we've already seen a Nigerian Nightmare
00:20:47on Elm Street going on.
00:20:48Yeah, why not?
00:20:50He was a linebacker.
00:20:51I'm stupid.
00:20:52Okay, I thought so.
00:20:53Was King of the Beast, was that a movie?
00:20:59It probably is, but it's not a famous movie.
00:21:01Right, because you see all of these posters
00:21:03have some sort of like, you know,
00:21:05major production film tie-in.
00:21:08I have no idea what King of the Beast is,
00:21:10or if he was even a beast on the field.
00:21:13The only King of the Beast that I can find
00:21:14is a 2018 documentary, so.
00:21:17They stole it from Chris Spielman.
00:21:19They stole it from Mr. Spielman.
00:21:22Move over, Spielberg, make some room for Chris Spielman.
00:21:29I don't think so, Tim.
00:21:30That's what his face looks like he's about to say.
00:21:32I don't think, yeah, I don't think so, Tim.
00:21:34I don't think so, Tim.
00:21:35Now, your stepdad, Tim's favorite player
00:21:38is like Kurt Warner, right?
00:21:40Oh, yeah, he's a huge all-time Rams fan,
00:21:43even back to the LA days, which, I mean, again,
00:21:47you know, which is so crazy, but yeah, huge Rams fan,
00:21:51especially Kurt Warner.
00:21:52Oh, I thought you meant the old running back,
00:21:55Kurt Warner, with a C.
00:21:59Who in the hell is that,
00:22:00and why is he dressed like American Gladiators?
00:22:02He's the Blade Runner, okay?
00:22:05He's, oh my goodness.
00:22:07This is what football will look like in the future.
00:22:10No, but I- A big popped collar.
00:22:12No, right, but I have to say,
00:22:13there's so much more effort put into this one
00:22:16than there was the Chris Spielman,
00:22:17because this has like a direct theme to it.
00:22:20He actually is wearing gear
00:22:21that pertains to the Blade Runner.
00:22:24This one's kind of cool, but what team was he even on?
00:22:28Oh, he was a Seattle Seahawk.
00:22:30Of course he was.
00:22:31But it's so weird, like, they put a lot of effort
00:22:33into this running back, but then Barry Sanders,
00:22:36they couldn't be half-assed to do anything with.
00:22:39No, they just stuck him in front of a train.
00:22:41Like, come on.
00:22:42Somebody in their props department's like,
00:22:44all right, we're gonna make a futuristic helmet.
00:22:46We're gonna make a futuristic suit.
00:22:47The helmet is cool.
00:22:48Yeah, and the ball's glowing.
00:22:50I don't even know what this thing in the background is.
00:22:53It looks like, like, I don't know, like spaceships?
00:22:56Yeah, spaceships or something.
00:22:59And also, look, he didn't just run straight forward.
00:23:02He made a cut in the field.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05Dude, the fire looks sick on the ground.
00:23:07I like it.
00:23:08This guy is one of the all-time greats,
00:23:12but honestly, I don't think I've ever seen a scenario
00:23:16where this guy comes off looking cool.
00:23:18You're already setting it up, dude.
00:23:19Oh my God.
00:23:21Dan Marino is armed and dangerous.
00:23:24Zubaz pants, let's go.
00:23:27Dude, look at the car behind him, though.
00:23:30But how much clothing did he have to bring to the beach?
00:23:33No, you're right, and it's such a bad Photoshop job.
00:23:36It's like, he's way bigger than the motor vehicle.
00:23:40It doesn't make sense.
00:23:42Dan Marino's a frigging giant.
00:23:44He really is, especially in those pants, bro.
00:23:48And why are you tucking your jersey
00:23:50into your Zubaz pants for your photo?
00:23:53Come on, Dan, you're supposed to be suave,
00:23:55slick, and cool here.
00:23:58No, he's a five-foot gangster.
00:23:59Do you think this was pre-Ace Ventura or post-Ace Ventura?
00:24:05Pre.
00:24:06It's gotta be.
00:24:09Man, he really is one of the greats,
00:24:11one of the greatest quarterbacks ever, but you're right.
00:24:14Man, they just did not do a good job
00:24:16making old Dan here look cool.
00:24:18Come on, put some effort into this.
00:24:21Now, if you want cool,
00:24:23our next guy is pretty much the definition of it.
00:24:27Prime time, baby.
00:24:29We got the neon signage, the MC Hammer suits.
00:24:33Yeah, look at that.
00:24:35That's so cool.
00:24:37The neon signs are dope.
00:24:38Is that supposed to indicate Dion
00:24:40is both sides of the defense and offense,
00:24:43or is that just Dion?
00:24:45I'm thinking it's all three,
00:24:48offense, defense, special teams,
00:24:50because he's not just prime time, he's full time.
00:24:54Oh, man, Dion's always had cool ones.
00:24:57I used to have one in my room that was,
00:25:00water covers two thirds of the world, I cover the rest,
00:25:03and it's Dion Sanders standing on the earth.
00:25:05Let's go.
00:25:06Yeah, that one I definitely remember from your place.
00:25:10I love that one.
00:25:11Yeah, this one doesn't have the camp value.
00:25:13This one doesn't have the camp value of like,
00:25:15oh, this is so over the top and cheesy,
00:25:18but it's so good.
00:25:20Yeah, it's just kind of cool.
00:25:22I mean, Dion Sanders pretty much made anything cool,
00:25:26if you ask me.
00:25:26He was just, I mean, even his nickname
00:25:29was like the coolest, prime time.
00:25:31Like, who didn't want to call themselves prime time,
00:25:34you know?
00:25:36Even like the rap CD,
00:25:38and like when they're making fun of
00:25:39Must Be the Money and everything,
00:25:40like, I don't know, it's pretty cool to me.
00:25:43I liked it.
00:25:44It could be worse.
00:25:45You could be as uncool as Dan Marino,
00:25:46or do something that hasn't aged very well,
00:25:49like Derek Thomas, linebacker for the Kansas City Chiefs.
00:25:55Who is this, Tatanka?
00:25:57What is going on here?
00:25:59He looks like he's ready to come down to the ring.
00:26:03Gotta love that cultural appropriation from Derek Thomas.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:07Dude, who talked him into this?
00:26:10Who told him, no, Derek, trust me,
00:26:12this is gonna be a great idea, this is gonna be huge,
00:26:15we're gonna sell so many posters,
00:26:17you're gonna buy your next house off this thing.
00:26:20And then he's like, do I wear my uniform?
00:26:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:26:22No, full Indian, Native American headdress.
00:26:26All out, bro, all out.
00:26:29We're gonna put plenty of fire above you,
00:26:32and it's gonna say, sacred ground,
00:26:34because you're a linebacker,
00:26:36and you need to protect the field,
00:26:38which is your sacred ground.
00:26:43Dude, if I was sitting there,
00:26:44if I was sitting there during that pitch meeting,
00:26:47I'd say, this all makes pretty great sense,
00:26:50like I think I'm on board,
00:26:51let's shoot it and see what we get.
00:26:53And then the photo gets taken, and look at his face.
00:26:57That is the face of somebody
00:26:58who just realized what just happened.
00:27:00Yep, absolutely.
00:27:02He's come to the realization,
00:27:03oh my God, I am in a full Native American outfit right now
00:27:08with my shirt off to, I don't know, promote our team?
00:27:13What am I doing?
00:27:14I don't know.
00:27:15I just hope he got a great cut out of this.
00:27:17Hold on, before you say anything,
00:27:19let me just take this one in real quick.
00:27:23D-Man, master of the gridiron, Dexter Manley.
00:27:30So you think his last name Manley,
00:27:32you think of what is like a Manley character,
00:27:36like a superhero, right?
00:27:37Or is he like a Thor, or is he like a He-Man?
00:27:42He's He-Man, master of the universe.
00:27:45See, yep, D-Man, He-Man, I get it, okay.
00:27:49That's pretty clever.
00:27:50You gotta give him credit for that.
00:27:53But what is he holding in his hand there?
00:27:56He's got a He-Man-like sword.
00:27:57That's how you play defensive end
00:27:59for the Washington Redskins.
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:01You gotta cut through the offensive line, you know?
00:28:05I think Drew McIntyre might've got some, you know,
00:28:08inspiration from Dexter Manley here.
00:28:12Well, Dexter Manley isn't just the man, he's D-Man.
00:28:20It could've been a lot worse.
00:28:22The Magic Man, now that is a sick nickname.
00:28:27But who in the hell is that?
00:28:29You don't know Don Majewski?
00:28:34No, I do not.
00:28:35But I love the play on his last name being the Magic Man.
00:28:39Did he get a lot of like interceptions?
00:28:42Was he a defensive back?
00:28:43Like what, why was he the Magic Man?
00:28:47Just because of the play on his name
00:28:49or was it because of the position he played too?
00:28:51Because he was the quarterback of the future for Green Bay.
00:28:56Oh.
00:28:57You know what they call a 72.9 career passer rating?
00:29:01Magic time.
00:29:03Magic, well.
00:29:04As it's magic, you're still in the league right now.
00:29:07Yeah, now you see him, now you don't.
00:29:10That's Don Magic right there.
00:29:12This guy is amazing.
00:29:14He looks like a fusion of Bill and Ted.
00:29:17Yeah, and for some reason I'm getting butler vibes.
00:29:20He's like dressed in his,
00:29:21he looks like a butler more than a magician.
00:29:25I don't even see him as a magician.
00:29:27He looks like a concert pianist to me.
00:29:29Yeah, no, he does, yep.
00:29:31The gloves are everything, dude, look at those.
00:29:34Like all I'd have to do is be like,
00:29:36he's at the State Theater for Monday, Thursday,
00:29:39and Friday performances of all the greatest hits
00:29:42from Beethoven.
00:29:44I just want to know, who was the guy off screen
00:29:46that had to toss up the ball while he struck the pose
00:29:50to make it seem like he was levitating the football?
00:29:53I gotta know.
00:29:54Well, actually, you could put a string
00:29:56at the end of that conductor.
00:30:01I suppose you could.
00:30:02You're ruining everything for me, Joe.
00:30:04You always do.
00:30:06You could put a string at the end of that magic wand
00:30:09and have the football hanging,
00:30:10and then later in Photoshop,
00:30:12add more smoke and effects to it
00:30:14to make it look very realistic.
00:30:17I suppose you could, but I like my version better,
00:30:20so that's what I'm gonna go to bed with tonight.
00:30:22Yeah, I've ruined the magic time for you.
00:30:25You're ruining the magic.
00:30:27Who are you, the masked magician?
00:30:29You son of a.
00:30:31But nobody can take away his glorious mullet.
00:30:33You should totally bleep that out, sorry.
00:30:36It got carried away.
00:30:37Oh God, it's the Dome Patrol.
00:30:39The Dome Patrol?
00:30:40Who are these guys, the No Limit Soldiers?
00:30:42What is going on here?
00:30:44Yeah, we got Pat Swilling, Vaughn Johnson,
00:30:48Sam Mills, and Ricky Jackson on the beat.
00:30:51Yeah, Ricky Jackson on the beat.
00:30:53All right, what team was this?
00:30:57And that is the greatest part of these post-its.
00:30:59They really wanted to make everyone a star,
00:31:01so it's like, who the hell is Pat Swilling?
00:31:05I don't know.
00:31:08It straight up is the No Limit Soldiers.
00:31:10I bet you they are,
00:31:12this team must have been the New Orleans Saints.
00:31:14They are the New Orleans Saints,
00:31:16and he was a linebacker.
00:31:18I'm gonna find out when I click on this link
00:31:20that he only played in the league for like three seasons.
00:31:23Two and a half seasons, right.
00:31:24Nope, nope, nope, I'm an idiot.
00:31:26Five-time Pro Bowler,
00:31:28Defensive Player of the Year in 1991,
00:31:30and part of the 100 Sacks Club.
00:31:32Never mind, he's good.
00:31:35Ah, we're football fans,
00:31:37we didn't say we knew our history about every team.
00:31:40You know, when you're four,
00:31:42you just don't know about all the defensive legends
00:31:46on the Saints.
00:31:47When you're four,
00:31:48you don't know Ricky Jackson's entire stat line.
00:31:52But you should, because these guys are cool enough
00:31:55to wear Bret Hart shades,
00:31:56but instead of pink, they're in gold.
00:31:59Ah, Eric Dickerson.
00:32:01We have Robo back.
00:32:03Robo back.
00:32:05All right, that's kind of cool.
00:32:06Except I don't want to see Dick run.
00:32:09Ah, no, that is weird.
00:32:10I would have loved to see,
00:32:13I don't know, maybe they could have done
00:32:15like, you know, part of his arm,
00:32:17you know, metal, robot style.
00:32:20It just looks like they're giving him an EKG for his heart.
00:32:26You know, it does kind of look like these modern day
00:32:29like measurements and metrics that they do.
00:32:33Like back in the old school days,
00:32:34they'd probably just have like,
00:32:36oh, jump up and hit that little thing
00:32:38and let's see how high your vertical is.
00:32:40Now it's like, we're going to measure
00:32:41every little tiny statistic.
00:32:44And you know who's the guy who invented
00:32:47even going further and further in depth?
00:32:50Like he's a big pioneer in this field.
00:32:52Who?
00:32:53Tony Khan.
00:32:55Ah, interesting.
00:32:57So, you know, maybe this is how they scout everything now.
00:33:00I thought you were going to say,
00:33:03what the hell's his name?
00:33:04Mel Kiper.
00:33:06Who the hell is Mel Kiper?
00:33:09That's what I was looking for.
00:33:11My postman.
00:33:13My damn postman knows as much as a damn Mel Kiper.
00:33:17Oh, now, remember when I was pitching
00:33:20Super Pro to join the Avengers?
00:33:22Yep, I remember that one.
00:33:23I got two more superheroes.
00:33:25Who do we got?
00:33:27Mighty, Mini, and Top Dog.
00:33:30Oh, Bob Gollick's going to sue.
00:33:32He is.
00:33:33All right, so,
00:33:36gosh, I don't,
00:33:37you know, I have some thoughts about this one
00:33:40I'm not going to put out publicly.
00:33:41What is happening here?
00:33:42What is this?
00:33:44Well, defensive pass interference
00:33:46because a player should not be that laying out.
00:33:48No.
00:33:49I think he's dead.
00:33:51So wait, were these actual brothers?
00:33:53Corner brothers?
00:33:54Ah, like Warner Brothers.
00:33:56Ah, that's, all right, well, that's a good,
00:33:57that's clever right there.
00:34:00Frank Minifield and Hanford Dixon
00:34:03as Mighty, Mini, and Top Dog.
00:34:05I don't know about Mighty, Mini.
00:34:07They're pretty much the same size, are they not?
00:34:10Yeah, yeah, they really are.
00:34:13Now this looks like the type of
00:34:16inspiring, low-rent, kids' comedy film
00:34:19that you would have got in the early 90s.
00:34:21Right, this guy on the left, Frank,
00:34:24he looks like the Thai Bo instructor.
00:34:27What was his name?
00:34:28Billy Blanks?
00:34:29Billy Blanks, that's him.
00:34:31All right, but tell me, if I didn't just take this image
00:34:34and shrink down Frank Minifield to half the size,
00:34:37and I just said, that's our kid starring in a film
00:34:40where he becomes a superhero slash football player
00:34:43because he found something in that building behind him.
00:34:46I would love it.
00:34:47I would be all about it.
00:34:50And the only one who knows is his kid sister.
00:34:53Yep.
00:34:54And she's like, I'm telling.
00:34:55Oh, fine, I'll also do your homework
00:34:57for the entire football season.
00:34:59Yep.
00:35:01And then they could face off against their biggest threat,
00:35:05the H-Bomb.
00:35:07Herschel the H-Bomb.
00:35:08I love how he was so popular
00:35:10that they didn't feel the need to put his last name on it.
00:35:13They didn't feel the need to put a team on it.
00:35:15No, maybe this was when he was in limbo
00:35:18of being traded from Dallas.
00:35:21Or it could be when he was from the USFL to the NFL.
00:35:26Right, right.
00:35:28I don't know.
00:35:29See, something's really kind of suspicious about this.
00:35:30Like, did he set the bomb?
00:35:32Is he running from the bomb?
00:35:35No, his running is da bomb.
00:35:38Oh, so like everywhere he runs,
00:35:40if he picks up enough speed, he explodes?
00:35:42Exactly.
00:35:44Wow.
00:35:45That's a lot to think about.
00:35:46It's a very generic poster,
00:35:48but if you were a fan of Herschel Walker,
00:35:51I'd say it's a must have.
00:35:54I think I would have loved to seen what team he was on,
00:35:56but he could have been like,
00:35:58no, I'm not gonna use the NFL stuff.
00:36:02All right, I don't see anywhere on here,
00:36:03matter of fact, an NFL shield logo.
00:36:06This could have just been him selling these on his own.
00:36:09Ooh, Herschel Walker selling bootleg stuff on his tri?
00:36:12Which makes it kind of even more dope.
00:36:16Well, he is-
00:36:17I ain't letting the NFL get part of my money.
00:36:19Damn it.
00:36:20Now that's something you want
00:36:21from a guy who's running for Senator
00:36:23in I think Georgia next year or something or two years.
00:36:25Excellent.
00:36:26The H-bomb.
00:36:27Vote for H-bomb.
00:36:29Not to be political,
00:36:30this is just straight up vote for H-bomb.
00:36:32Yeah.
00:36:33All right, this next one
00:36:35looks like it should be a Doritos ad.
00:36:38Oh God.
00:36:39What is this?
00:36:41Dirty Dancing Icky Woods?
00:36:43With the icky shuffle.
00:36:44Oh, I remember.
00:36:45Okay, I totally remember that.
00:36:48I like the fans in the front row,
00:36:49like the two guys grabbing out like,
00:36:51we want to be your best friend, Icky.
00:36:53Dude, if this was printed on like a VHS box
00:36:58and I was going through Blockbuster or like Home Vision,
00:37:02I would have picked this up if it were a real movie.
00:37:06I don't know.
00:37:07To me, this just looks like on there,
00:37:09it should say preparing for the big game,
00:37:12have some big snacks for the big event.
00:37:15Right, right.
00:37:16And like on the ground,
00:37:17instead of all the spilled popcorn.
00:37:18Oh my God.
00:37:19Clean up your stadium a little bit.
00:37:21There'd be like a display package of Coca-Colas
00:37:27next to, I don't know, a Doritos bag
00:37:30next to some sort of salsa endorsement.
00:37:34And it'd be all ready for the big game.
00:37:37Not the Superbowl, the big game.
00:37:39No, definitely not the Superbowl.
00:37:43Oh, I like the guy on the way right in the front row.
00:37:47That looks like average homeboy.
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:51Now this one.
00:37:53Well, that one looks like everybody
00:37:54was actually there for the shot,
00:37:56which is why I think it's cool.
00:37:59Now this one looks like,
00:38:02you know when somebody is trying to be like
00:38:04on the dating scene and they're like,
00:38:05well, what photos make somebody look sexy?
00:38:07But they don't have anyone to bounce this off of.
00:38:09So they just take their own sexy photos,
00:38:12but they're way too much of a dude
00:38:14to be actually sexy or appealing.
00:38:19Jeff George, the sheriff.
00:38:24Man.
00:38:25He's got this look like, you know,
00:38:26this old ghost town, Old West,
00:38:28makes me look really cool.
00:38:32Dude, this one.
00:38:33This is worse than the Dan Marino.
00:38:35At least the Dan Marino has some damn color to it.
00:38:38What is this?
00:38:40The sheriff?
00:38:41He looks miserable.
00:38:42Yeah, like if I was a lady.
00:38:43Like he would rather be, you know,
00:38:44at a hundred different places.
00:38:47Yes, if I was a lady, I'd be like,
00:38:49oh, you know, Dan may look like he's a square or anything,
00:38:52but man, we're going to the beach.
00:38:53He's trying to fit in with his zoob ass.
00:38:56He looks like he wants to have fun.
00:38:58He doesn't know how to, but at least he's trying.
00:39:01Jeff George just looks like you're going to be dragged along
00:39:03to every miserable place you don't want to be.
00:39:06He looks like when you're a kid
00:39:08and you don't want to get your picture taken each year.
00:39:10So you just throw a huge fit and you're like,
00:39:12well, I'm not going to smile.
00:39:14I'm not going to smile.
00:39:15That's what this is right here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20Can't you just enjoy this colonial town visit?
00:39:23It's great for photo ops.
00:39:25This place sucks.
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:27Can I go back in the van and play the game boy?
00:39:31No.
00:39:32This was not shot on location by any means.
00:39:36This is total Photoshop job.
00:39:39And, you know, they're like,
00:39:40look, we couldn't really get the feet right.
00:39:42So we're just going to throw the sheriff over his feet
00:39:46because to try to hide it.
00:39:48Now this looks like a rejected Eddie Murphy movie.
00:39:51Jerry Rice, Goldfingers.
00:39:54That's clever though.
00:39:56Eddie Murphy is going to start his own football comedy.
00:39:59Can the gridiron handle the, I don't know,
00:40:04the loud mouth from Detroit?
00:40:06Whoa, watch your mouth.
00:40:07Golly.
00:40:08We want to bring that one back.
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:10This just looks like an Eddie Murphy movie, doesn't it?
00:40:12Absolutely.
00:40:13Jerry Rice, Goldfingers.
00:40:15I love, I love how his hands are painted gold.
00:40:18He's holding the football.
00:40:19You got the sports car.
00:40:20You got the jet behind him.
00:40:23He seems like some sort of international man of mystery.
00:40:27Oh, well he could, this could be gold member, gold.
00:40:33Gold member?
00:40:34What was it?
00:40:35Man, I'm not a James Bond guy.
00:40:38So like, I know it's like,
00:40:40I don't want to be like quoted the Austin Powers thing
00:40:43when it's like, when I know that it is a James Bond parody.
00:40:47Right.
00:40:48God, people are going to know we're so low on our IQ
00:40:52for James Bond and mid 80s utility NFL players.
00:40:58We'll never be able to live that Goldfinger lifestyle.
00:41:01No.
00:41:02Oh my goodness.
00:41:03At youth summer camp.
00:41:06No, not youth summer camp.
00:41:08This looks like the all male review poster
00:41:11for the strip club.
00:41:13And then you got, you got Adam bomb over here on the left.
00:41:16What is that?
00:41:17He's coming to do some destruction.
00:41:20General blade.
00:41:22And the, is that, I read that as itch.
00:41:25The 11th commando battalion.
00:41:28Oh my goodness, man.
00:41:30This, this has a lot of story going on here.
00:41:35I love how this guy has the huge missile
00:41:37and then you got this poor guy with a tiny missile.
00:41:40And then this guy has like a potato shooter.
00:41:43What is,
00:41:44You know, this kind of looks like, you know
00:41:46when you're watching one of those B movies
00:41:48but they don't want to be like,
00:41:49Oh, the Chinese are the bad guys
00:41:51or the Russians are the bad guys.
00:41:53They want to make it generic place, generic uniform.
00:41:57But it all looks like a low rent strip club.
00:41:59Like you're saying like an all male review.
00:42:02It's like, that's this right here, this uniform.
00:42:06All right, ladies get ready to go crazy for Jim Everett
00:42:10general blade in the 11th commando battalion.
00:42:15All right.
00:42:16The guy in the way left holding the really big weapon.
00:42:19Yeah.
00:42:20That guy is primed to be like the beefcake of the club.
00:42:25Yup.
00:42:26Man, this one is just too much.
00:42:29Oh no.
00:42:30It's machine gun Kelly.
00:42:32Wait, who the hell is this?
00:42:34It's Jim Kelly.
00:42:36Okay.
00:42:37Well, what the hell does that have to do with Buffalo?
00:42:41The Buffalo mafia.
00:42:42Oh, right, right.
00:42:43The Bill's mafia.
00:42:45I guess it kind of makes sense.
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:48And instead of a foot way,
00:42:49he's carrying his football and like a little guitar case.
00:42:52I thought that was a chainsaw.
00:42:55No, no, no.
00:42:56What is he holding?
00:42:57He's holding a little case like a guitar case
00:43:00so that he can smuggle in his weapon,
00:43:02but he's not a mobster.
00:43:04So it's not a gun.
00:43:06It's a football.
00:43:07I can't tell, dude.
00:43:08I don't know.
00:43:10I literally thought that was a chainsaw
00:43:12with blood coming off it.
00:43:15And I was like, oh my God.
00:43:18Like what?
00:43:19I don't understand how that would pertain to a quarterback.
00:43:23Isn't that your favorite rapper, machine gun Kelly?
00:43:26He does alt rock now.
00:43:30Do you think he got his name from this poster?
00:43:33I think he must've.
00:43:34And we're going to have to ask him.
00:43:36Colston, you got your name
00:43:38from this Jim Kelly poster, didn't you?
00:43:41You saw it on one of your older friends,
00:43:43their wall when you were a kid.
00:43:45And you're like, that's going to be my name.
00:43:47Jim Kelly's got more of it going on.
00:43:49Or is this a different Kelly?
00:43:51Who the hell is this Kelly?
00:43:52Well, no, this wouldn't match because he's like a mobster
00:43:55and these guys are dressed like the freaking Ghostbusters
00:43:58or something.
00:44:01How many posters did Jim Kelly have?
00:44:04He was a bad-ass.
00:44:05That's him.
00:44:06This one's much cooler because it's him
00:44:07and his like his whole crew.
00:44:09It's got their name.
00:44:10It's got their number.
00:44:11This guy's driving a freaking tank.
00:44:13We got a bootleg Rick Rude over here.
00:44:16Yup, yup, absolutely.
00:44:18And this guy on the left looks like he's about six
00:44:21to 10 years younger than the rest of the team.
00:44:23It looks like Lil Nas X.
00:44:27He does look like Lil Nas X.
00:44:29Yup, absolutely.
00:44:31You better watch out when Old Town Road
00:44:33needs its own freaking tanker.
00:44:34Right?
00:44:35Oh no.
00:44:36There he is.
00:44:37What is with quarterbacks and the gun?
00:44:41They all want to be freaking cowboys from the old west.
00:44:44The Rifleman, John Elway.
00:44:47Oh my goodness.
00:44:48Where's the rifle?
00:44:50And look at all the-
00:44:51Whoa, whoa, we're not having a gun
00:44:52on an officially sanctioned NFL poster.
00:44:55I love how you have all the like shadow cowboys behind him.
00:44:58Five of them.
00:44:59That's an offensive line.
00:45:00Yeah, that's pretty cool.
00:45:02But those guys look very skinny for offensive linemen.
00:45:05Wow, yes.
00:45:06They barely look like they could be
00:45:08kickers or punters actually.
00:45:10Yeah, certainly not cowboys from the old west.
00:45:14Now we have Dan Marino like just looking
00:45:16so confused and lost.
00:45:17John Elway is selling it.
00:45:19No, he is.
00:45:20He's in full, just full decor.
00:45:23He's got the hat.
00:45:24He's got the handkerchief around the neck.
00:45:26He's got the big jacket, the holster, the boots.
00:45:30He went full commit on this and I respect it.
00:45:35But he better watch out because an offensive player
00:45:38is always on the lookout for that defensive man,
00:45:41the Predator, John Offerdahl.
00:45:44Who the hell is John Offerdahl
00:45:46and why is he in a wrestling stance?
00:45:49Because he's gonna take you down
00:45:51just like he would take down the Predator.
00:45:54All right, so he must've been a defensive player for sure,
00:45:56like you said.
00:45:58Ah, he looks, could he have been like a safety?
00:46:03Five time pro bowler.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:05That's pretty damn good.
00:46:07No, I mean.
00:46:08He was the inside linebacker.
00:46:10Really?
00:46:12But damn, he was crushing it, yep.
00:46:15Yeah, well no wonder he was the Predator.
00:46:18Played eight years for the Miami Dolphins.
00:46:21So he could've rode with our very cool hip guy, Dan Marino.
00:46:27Yeah, and then it was Dan that pitched him
00:46:29and said, look, we're gonna get you your own poster.
00:46:32He's like, well, I really love that movie Predator.
00:46:34Do you think they'll call me the Predator?
00:46:36Oh my God, he killed somebody.
00:46:38I just realized he killed somebody.
00:46:40Who's behind him?
00:46:41That's what I'm wondering.
00:46:44It looks like just a reporter.
00:46:48Are you ready for some shock treatment?
00:46:50From Junior Seau, the legend.
00:46:53Oh my God, he's holding lightning.
00:46:55I was gonna say, that lightning isn't behind him.
00:46:57He is holding lightning bolts, Joe.
00:47:00I get it, shock because they're the San Diego Chargers,
00:47:03right, that's cool.
00:47:07I don't know, I might pass on that one.
00:47:09I'll do respect to the great career he had, of course.
00:47:14Oh, would you pass on the junkyard dogs?
00:47:16So many dogs.
00:47:18Never.
00:47:19Wait a minute, one, two, three, four, five, six.
00:47:21What is there, seven guys?
00:47:23Yeah, man, they're all huddled up,
00:47:25they're bad asses hanging out
00:47:28next to a bunch of demolished cars
00:47:30because cars get demolished,
00:47:32players get demolished because they're bad dudes.
00:47:36Yeah.
00:47:37They're all striking their pose.
00:47:39I don't know, I love how they went through the effort
00:47:42to toss everyone's name on the bottom
00:47:44in the smallest font possible.
00:47:47With this picture, this is just not good.
00:47:50Come on, you gotta get more creative.
00:47:52Again, another all-male review type photo.
00:47:55Yeah.
00:47:57I know.
00:47:58Well, if you want creative,
00:47:59we have the Viking warrior, Keith Millard.
00:48:04All right, who was Keith Millard?
00:48:06Clearly a player for the Vikings.
00:48:08Coming straight out of the prop department.
00:48:10That looks like the ultimate warrior
00:48:12is who that looks like.
00:48:15That's Keith Millard, come on.
00:48:17Where do they have a poster?
00:48:19Dude, I don't know, man.
00:48:22I like that some are like full jerseys
00:48:24and others are like, nah man, show off those ripped abs.
00:48:27Right, you've been working on them.
00:48:28We're gonna give you a shield,
00:48:30we're gonna give you a sword,
00:48:31we're gonna give you a huge Viking helmet.
00:48:33The helmet's pretty dope, I gotta say.
00:48:36Again, another all-male review.
00:48:39They all look like rejected Village People members,
00:48:42like this guy.
00:48:44The Enforcer, Kenny Easley.
00:48:47Easley Street, I like that.
00:48:49Easy Street, that's funny, that's a good pun.
00:48:51He has his number back there on the trash can.
00:48:53Now that looks like the most C-level
00:48:56action movie of the 80s.
00:48:58Oh yeah, this was like the very beginning
00:49:03of the script of Beverly Hills Cop.
00:49:06Yeah, it's called The Enforcer, that's dumb.
00:49:09Yeah, he should be just a funny policeman
00:49:11and we'll get Eddie Murphy to do it.
00:49:14Now, the thing I'm noticing here
00:49:16is every time they wanna show that
00:49:19somebody's a really good defensive player,
00:49:21why is there so much leftover clothing?
00:49:24They tackle him so hard, they were naked after.
00:49:27Yeah, why did that become a thing?
00:49:29It's like, well, we need to show
00:49:31how destructive he is on the field.
00:49:33We gotta put all the rival teams,
00:49:36we'll sprinkle them throughout the shot.
00:49:39Oh, so we'll kill them?
00:49:40Well, for some of them.
00:49:41But other ones, they'll just be knocked off,
00:49:43their helmet knocked off, hit him so hard.
00:49:46Well, why is there their pants and cleats and shoes?
00:49:50Don't ask questions.
00:49:51Yeah, let's just go with it.
00:49:53Now, you know about Bruce Springsteen's Born to Run
00:49:55and it's got that shot of Bruce Springsteen's butt.
00:49:59Of course, that's what you wanna make an NFL poster out of.
00:50:02No, Ken O'Brien, Born to Gun.
00:50:07He may not have had the career that Dan Marino had
00:50:11coming out of the first round as a quarterback
00:50:13because the Jets ruined him.
00:50:15But man, that is, nope, I don't wanna say it.
00:50:18I don't wanna say it.
00:50:19Cut this clip for Twitter.
00:50:21Gary V, what can you tell us about Ken O'Brien
00:50:24and this Born to Gun poster?
00:50:26Please get back to us.
00:50:28All right, how come there's so much litter too?
00:50:30Yeah, and it's a completely empty stadium.
00:50:33Like, is this like the night Ken O'Brien retired
00:50:36and he's like looking back like,
00:50:37what have I done with my life?
00:50:39Was this really the career I wanted to have?
00:50:41I'm done.
00:50:42My last night playing football,
00:50:43I got my luggage next to me, I got my gear bag
00:50:46and people pelted me with trash
00:50:47and they're still picking it up
00:50:49and this is what it's come to.
00:50:52Yep.
00:50:53I was Ken O'Brien, damn it.
00:50:54I should have been something.
00:50:56Yeah, I was born to gun and now I'm leaving town.
00:51:00Baby, I was born to gun.
00:51:04Oh boy, now do you think there's a spot
00:51:06on the TV schedule for Lester's court?
00:51:11Lester, who's Lester?
00:51:14The judge.
00:51:15This is amazing.
00:51:15All right, I love how it just says wide receiver,
00:51:18just handing him the ball
00:51:19because he's obviously a quarterback.
00:51:23And then not only that,
00:51:25he has been sentenced to four quarters
00:51:27of relentless intimidation, bone-charring hits
00:51:30and masterful interceptions.
00:51:31So be it.
00:51:32And then it's autographed also.
00:51:34Oh my God, he did him dirty.
00:51:36Lester, he just did him dirty, bro.
00:51:40Now for all the effort they went through
00:51:41to make this poster and really build the scene,
00:51:45they picked the worst, just attempt one font for the top.
00:51:49Yeah, they really did.
00:51:51They could have came up with something
00:51:53a little bit better than that.
00:51:55But dude, I gotta say, that is one creative poster.
00:51:59And I love how they put the W dot receiver on the back
00:52:05in case you didn't know that Lester was a cornerback,
00:52:08just in case.
00:52:09All right, so LT was a huge star.
00:52:11So he can't be in just one poster.
00:52:13What if he was in his own action film?
00:52:16The Terminator, Lawrence Taylor.
00:52:19Dude, I would buy it.
00:52:20He was that scary.
00:52:22Oh my God.
00:52:23Like you see up in the forefront,
00:52:25he's taking down this one player
00:52:26who doesn't even look fit enough to be an athlete.
00:52:28No, he's shooting laser beams out of his fingertips.
00:52:32Imagine what he could have done to Bam Bam Bigelow
00:52:34if they let him use those.
00:52:36He's not wearing a uniform.
00:52:38And then I just noticed, there's like,
00:52:40I don't know, that looks like six other players
00:52:42legitimately like in a state of distress.
00:52:45Just agony and pain.
00:52:47And I love how the small detail of having the game clock
00:52:52have 56 on it.
00:52:53Ooh.
00:52:55All right, so they have all the small details
00:52:57to have 56 on the game clock,
00:52:59but they couldn't have centered LT
00:53:01to be in between the field goal posts.
00:53:03I know, come on.
00:53:04Or at least have him off to the left
00:53:07and have the field goal post to the right with the clock.
00:53:11And then you also have LT having this pose like,
00:53:13all right, if I do this with my fingers,
00:53:15the laser's gonna come out, right?
00:53:17Right, right?
00:53:18Yeah.
00:53:18This is what's gonna come out in post.
00:53:19Yes, Mr. Taylor, yes.
00:53:22That one's cool though, man.
00:53:24If you were a big fan of the Giants,
00:53:25you were a big LT fan,
00:53:27I think even today,
00:53:29somebody would be pumped to get that as a gift.
00:53:31But then he probably saw this guy's poster
00:53:34and was like, really?
00:53:35You gave me the cheap looking one
00:53:37and I'm like an all-time defensive legend?
00:53:40I'm a hall of famer.
00:53:42And you gave Mad Mac the grid warrior?
00:53:46Dude, is that a bear next to him?
00:53:49Yeah, he has a pet bear.
00:53:52Who is Mad Mac?
00:53:53That's Jim McMahon again, I think.
00:53:55The quarterback?
00:53:56Yeah.
00:53:58Okay, so why does he look like the demolition man
00:54:00if he's a quarterback?
00:54:02Because he has no plan.
00:54:06Well, clearly he has no plan.
00:54:08This looks like it was supposed to be
00:54:09like a Sylvester Stallone movie.
00:54:12Oh, he's got a crew behind him too.
00:54:14Okay.
00:54:15Yo, he rolls deep.
00:54:16He real deep and they're all wearing helmets.
00:54:20Well, yeah, it's Mad Mac.
00:54:22That's why the bears are one of the best teams of all time.
00:54:25Right, is that supposed to be a pun off Mad Max?
00:54:28Yes.
00:54:28Okay, gotcha.
00:54:29All right, now this looks like a book
00:54:31from the Scholastic Book Fair.
00:54:32Monster of the Midway, Mark Carrier.
00:54:35That is a terrible poster.
00:54:38No disrespect to Mark Carrier.
00:54:40I'm sure he was a fine player,
00:54:42but gosh, they could have done a much better job for that.
00:54:45That is just bad.
00:54:47Oh, poor Mark Carrier.
00:54:49I don't even-
00:54:50I know, what a bummer.
00:54:51Like look at, I mean, at least he's wearing a sweet jacket
00:54:54with all the patches.
00:54:55There's not even anything
00:54:56that makes him look like a monster.
00:54:57No.
00:54:58He has no bolts on his neck or anything.
00:54:59What is that behind him?
00:55:03Is that supposed to be a tank or something?
00:55:04A plane hanger?
00:55:06I thought that was like a,
00:55:08some sort of like banana suit up top.
00:55:10This is weird, dude.
00:55:12Well, let's go with something a little less weird.
00:55:15I thought you said a little less weird
00:55:17because I have a lot of questions about-
00:55:20Mark Gastineau?
00:55:22What is it, Mark Can?
00:55:24Mark Can the Barbarian.
00:55:26Oh.
00:55:27Mark Gastineau is ripped.
00:55:28Is his name really Mark Can?
00:55:31No, it's Mark Gastineau.
00:55:33Famous player for the Jets.
00:55:36Dude, I don't know.
00:55:37We might need Gary Vee to explain this one to us too.
00:55:41Can you zoom in so I can see what's going on again?
00:55:45Again, you have the dead rival team.
00:55:48One of their players dead in the background.
00:55:50We've got the tombstone here that reads
00:55:53Sunday's 99 special.
00:55:56Sacked quarterbacks.
00:55:59Gastineau.
00:56:00So this is like a bar.
00:56:02Dude, I would not want to get punched with that fist.
00:56:07That man has never skipped leg day, ever.
00:56:09Oh my God, he's punched through the helmet.
00:56:12Unbelievable.
00:56:13I just realized that the helmet is wrapped
00:56:14around his wrist.
00:56:17Dude, this is way too intense for me.
00:56:21Oh, wait, he didn't just kill a player.
00:56:23He killed Q.back.
00:56:25Oh, he killed the Patriots quarterback.
00:56:28Ah.
00:56:29He must be hanging out with W.receiver.
00:56:32I was gonna say, that was what we saw
00:56:34in the Lester's court picture, poster rather.
00:56:38Are you ready for your new favorite show on Food Network?
00:56:42Yup.
00:56:43Mike Singletary's Samurai quarterback.
00:56:47What the hell is this?
00:56:48What is he, to chop up footballs?
00:56:51What does that have to do with anything?
00:56:54See, I only know Mike Singletary as a coach.
00:56:58Do you think his players were like, can you sign this?
00:57:02Oh gosh, I bet.
00:57:03That would be amazing.
00:57:04If his players started bringing this to him,
00:57:07coach, coach, can you sign this for me, please?
00:57:09He would start, I bet you he'd get so mad.
00:57:11Now, where does it cross the line between cool NFL poster
00:57:14and just your average, run-of-the-mill,
00:57:18high school yearbook photo?
00:57:21I think right here, yeah.
00:57:23Neil Lomax, the Grand Canyon.
00:57:28Is that supposed to be because he's always wide open
00:57:30or this guy's a quarterback,
00:57:32so that wouldn't make sense, right?
00:57:34No, probably that he couldn't even hit an open target
00:57:37in the Grand Canyon.
00:57:39Or maybe he can throw the football over the Grand Canyon.
00:57:44You know, there's probably a girl in Arizona
00:57:47that fell in love with this face.
00:57:49Oh, I bet.
00:57:50And this, that looks like a straight up college photo.
00:57:52Like, that looks like Stanford or something.
00:57:56Need somebody to sell your home?
00:57:58Well, Neil Lomax is the face you can trust.
00:58:01Yes, the Grand Canyon, yeah.
00:58:05In the greater Arizona area.
00:58:09Then we got the Raiderettes.
00:58:12Ah, dude, this is bad-ass right here.
00:58:15This is bad-ass, the Raiderettes, dude.
00:58:19Every single one of them intimidates me.
00:58:21No, they do.
00:58:23All these women will rip your heart out.
00:58:27Yes, they will.
00:58:28Like, you know, I got like these sign
00:58:32of like a Patriots cheerleader thing that they hand out.
00:58:35And you look at them, you're like,
00:58:36oh, they all seem kind of nice.
00:58:38These girls, they're gonna ruin you.
00:58:41Oh, they will ruin your life.
00:58:44Yep, they will make you question your manhood.
00:58:48You know, they're the type
00:58:49that you'd have to call them Janet
00:58:50because you wouldn't be nasty enough
00:58:52to call them Miss Jackson.
00:58:54Dude, they will eat you up and spit you out.
00:58:58We got the rocket, Randall Cunningham.
00:59:01All right, so he's on the moon.
00:59:04The eagle has landed.
00:59:06Oh, stop it.
00:59:08Next, no, no.
00:59:10There's no shadow.
00:59:11Randall Cunningham has never been on the moon.
00:59:14I don't buy it.
00:59:15Yeah, he faked his moon landing too.
00:59:17He faked his eagle seasons.
00:59:20There's no proof.
00:59:21They erased all the old tapes.
00:59:23Yep, conveniently.
00:59:25Oh, wait, we got the Minister of Defense.
00:59:28Reggie White.
00:59:29Dude, he was a badass.
00:59:30I don't really understand the poster, though.
00:59:33I mean, it looks like you're supposed to go to confessional.
00:59:37Maybe.
00:59:37And you have to confess your sins to Reggie White?
00:59:41So, zoom in on the background.
00:59:43What's the number 14 there going on behind him?
00:59:47All right, so he has the playbook in his hand.
00:59:49There's footballs down there.
00:59:50That just looks like a locker.
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:53No, he's got a Bible in his hand,
00:59:55or a playbook that looks like a Bible.
00:59:57Ah, because for an NFL player, the playbook is the Bible.
01:00:02That's right.
01:00:04Now, this one looks more like that Goodfellas poster.
01:00:07We got Smooth Ronnie Lott, designated hitter.
01:00:10Smooth Ronnie Lott, designated hitter.
01:00:13With four top 10 hits in the R&B charts.
01:00:16Right.
01:00:18No, dude, I don't know.
01:00:20This one's not that bad.
01:00:22Ronnie Lott, just don't be cruel.
01:00:24Yeah, it just looks like the cover of an R&B album
01:00:28if you get rid of the football.
01:00:31Yeah, it's kind of that middle ground where it's like,
01:00:33all right, I would want to go for these
01:00:34crazy over-the-top posters,
01:00:36just for the camp and the weirdness value.
01:00:38But somebody might be like, I also want these posters,
01:00:41but I don't want to be embarrassed
01:00:42or try to explain anything.
01:00:44And then you get a Ronnie Lott.
01:00:45I just want to play it cool.
01:00:46Yeah, play it cool.
01:00:47Ronnie Lott's cool, and I'm cool.
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:51But I'd want something like this.
01:00:54All right, Reuben Myers, the Bayou Bullet.
01:00:58Again, similar to the Detroit Lions with Barry Sanders,
01:01:05where he's just running from something.
01:01:07This one looks to be a Tom Clancy book.
01:01:11Yeah, this poster was directed by Michael Bay.
01:01:15Yes.
01:01:16Like, you're going to find out, like, the Bayou Bullet,
01:01:18like, he's escaping gunfire
01:01:21because he needs to warn his fellow teammates
01:01:23that there's a bomb in the stadium.
01:01:25Yep.
01:01:27Yeah, I mean, this one, it's not one that I would buy.
01:01:31Oh no, this is what would happen
01:01:32if the bomb actually went off in the stadium.
01:01:35Steel Wheels, Barry Foster.
01:01:38This could be anybody.
01:01:39Yeah, I don't even know that they're at a steel mill.
01:01:42I can't tell that for sure.
01:01:44That looks like, like, if I paused on a random frame
01:01:47from the end of Terminator 2.
01:01:49Yep, yep.
01:01:50And they're in the factory, and you're like...
01:01:52And then, like, I went online and I said,
01:01:54hey, can I find a Barry Foster PSD?
01:01:58And I just want to put it in Photoshop
01:02:00and put it over an image.
01:02:02I think the only thing clever about this
01:02:04is they use the Steelers logo for the O in his last name.
01:02:09I'm just going to leave it at that.
01:02:14Oh my goodness.
01:02:16Steve Edmund offers private workouts four days a week.
01:02:20You, too, can get a body like Steve Edmund.
01:02:23And he's also a proud member of the Four Horsemen.
01:02:27Oh, you know, it's not bad enough.
01:02:30His NFL career was a first-round boss, but...
01:02:32Right.
01:02:33This looks like a straight-up workout DVD.
01:02:38Oh, like, it's like the $1 kind
01:02:40that gets sold at, like, a Dollar General or something.
01:02:43Yep, Dollar Tree, yep.
01:02:44And it's like, you, too, can take your flabby body
01:02:48and become a rock-solid god like me, Steve Edmund.
01:02:52Dude, I never even heard of him before.
01:02:55Oh, yeah, he was a first-round pick for the Colts,
01:02:57and he flamed out of the league in, like, two to three years.
01:03:00Well, that would explain the horses and the horsepower.
01:03:03I get it, okay.
01:03:05Huh.
01:03:06Steve Largent, the Blue Angel.
01:03:09So, what position did this guy play?
01:03:11Why is he a jet pilot?
01:03:13Number 80, he must have been a receiver.
01:03:16Yep, he was a wide receiver,
01:03:18and I want to say it was for the Seahawks.
01:03:21No, it's going to be the Jets again, damn you.
01:03:23You have so many damn Jets posters on here.
01:03:26I don't know why.
01:03:28I haven't seen one Dallas Cowboys poster.
01:03:32Because...
01:03:35Where is Steve Largent? Because why?
01:03:37Give me a reason.
01:03:40I don't know!
01:03:42He was a wide receiver, and he played for the Oilers,
01:03:46well, no, he only played for the Seahawks.
01:03:48Oh, okay.
01:03:49It doesn't really count having one year in 1976
01:03:51as part of the Houston Oilers.
01:03:54So, wait a minute, he may be the athlete that played the least,
01:04:00but still got his own poster.
01:04:01One year in the league?
01:04:03No, no, he played 13 years for the Seahawks,
01:04:05and made seven throw balls.
01:04:07And he was the NFL Man of the Year in 1988.
01:04:10That's pretty cool.
01:04:11You weren't even Baby of the Year.
01:04:13No, I clearly wasn't, ever.
01:04:16You weren't even Toddler Blue Angel.
01:04:18No.
01:04:20Now, you can tell that the Terminator was just a big hit franchise,
01:04:24because we got Thurman Thomas, the Terminator.
01:04:28The Terminator? What?
01:04:30But again, he's just running away from nothing.
01:04:33This picture was taken probably on the field,
01:04:36and then just like delicately cut out.
01:04:40The Terminator.
01:04:43I don't know about that, bro.
01:04:45Todd Christensen looking like...
01:04:47What?
01:04:49Looking like a wrestling promo.
01:04:51I was going to say, this looks like a flyer for an indie wrestling show.
01:04:55In Todd We Trust.
01:04:56It's like their bootleg Million Dollar Man.
01:04:59Yep.
01:05:00This note is legal. Touchdown for all games, public and private.
01:05:04I remember another one with the ref standing behind him with the hands up.
01:05:10That probably was a common thing.
01:05:13Look at his ball placement.
01:05:16I'd rather not look at his ball placement, thank you.
01:05:20Listen, when you're a tight end for the Oakland Raiders,
01:05:22you can do whatever you want.
01:05:25This guy was a tight end?
01:05:28It's that or he was a Rick Rude Terminator on the weekend.
01:05:32Yeah, either that or he's Ravishing Rick White.
01:05:36All right, fine.
01:05:37Here's what we'll do.
01:05:39We'll show a Dallas Cowboy,
01:05:41because again, NFL quarterbacks want to show off how freaking tough they are.
01:05:46So they got to have some sort of Old West type atmosphere.
01:05:52You know what? This must be why I've always wanted to be a real cowboy.
01:05:56This is why I go eat at Longhorn Steakhouse,
01:05:59because it makes me feel like a real cowboy.
01:06:01Like when I go there and have a meal,
01:06:04I feel like Troy Aikman looks in this poster.
01:06:08Strong, strong arm of the law, Troy Aikman.
01:06:12You look like Troy Aikman does in this poster.
01:06:14You know, I'm really out of place trying to pretend to be a cowboy
01:06:18while failing miserably.
01:06:20Damn it, Joe, stop ruining this for me.
01:06:23He, that's not, that doesn't really look like a cowboy's jacket.
01:06:26That looks like Robert Speck of Unsolved Mysteries jacket.
01:06:29It looks like Doc Brown's jacket.
01:06:32That cowboy hat looks like the type that would be worn in like
01:06:35some lady trying to teach you how to do proper country line dancing on a VHS.
01:06:41Oh, stop. Troy's cool. Come on.
01:06:43And I don't know about this background.
01:06:45He should have been at the Jeff George place.
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:49Jeff George ruined it.
01:06:53How many other quarterbacks dressed up like real cowboys?
01:06:58All right, this is just terrible. Poor Warren Moon.
01:07:01Well, look, the poster, it's all in your last name.
01:07:04We're just going to put you on the moon and you're going to be in moonlighting.
01:07:08Oh, you mean like that show with Bruce Willis?
01:07:11Yes, Warren Moonlighting. It's like, okay, cool.
01:07:15Thank you. Terrible, terrible idea.
01:07:18Like, I bet I could look it up and if I don't see it,
01:07:21how many times do you think the Tom Brady Bunch parody has been done?
01:07:26Oh, dude, just so many freaking times. So many.
01:07:32Or like Drew Brees and like, it's a cool breeze.
01:07:37Like anything you can imagine Chris Berman saying.
01:07:39Right, if I were to come up with this poster for him,
01:07:43it would be him throwing the football at the moon.
01:07:47Ooh, to showcase his strong arm.
01:07:50Oh, and you know, like the moon where it has like a face to it there and like craters
01:07:54and like the football could land in one of the craters
01:07:56and the face could make a reaction.
01:07:58Yep. Yep. All right. See, we're way better at this. Pay us.
01:08:02That's not even a real helmet either. No, that's a photoshopped helmet,
01:08:05which is disappointing. Everything about this is disappointing.
01:08:09I understand why Warren Moon is so upset. Poor guy.
01:08:14So that has been a look at NFL posters from back in the day.
01:08:20Who do we have to contact to make this happen again?
01:08:22I know, please. Like you could see current players like a Dak Prescott
01:08:27or like a Tom Brady. Oh, just there could be so many good ones.
01:08:32Like we need this. The Dak attack? Yeah, Dak to the future, right?
01:08:38Oh my God, Dak to the future. Yes. Why is that not a thing right now?
01:08:43And it could be Dak as Marty and Zeke as Doc Brown. It'd be incredible.
01:08:51Or Aaron Rodgers as Mr. Rogers neighborhood. Exactly.
01:08:56Yep. I mean really you just go down the whole list of the NFL
01:09:00and you're like, oh my God, there's so many. Yeah.
01:09:04You know what? I'm really curious is did the NBA do the same thing?
01:09:09The NBA did? The MLB did? No. I'm pretty sure I even signed NASCAR players.
01:09:17Can we look at some more of these in like a future episode?
01:09:21Oh, we are definitely coming back in the future because there is a player
01:09:25that everyone knows of. Karl Malone. Who is the mailman?
01:09:31So obviously that had to have been made, right? That one just writes itself.
01:09:39I mean if it didn't exist, I would be so upset. Me too.
01:09:44So that has been NFL posters. If you like the show, what the hell do they do?
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01:09:53For Joe, I'm Jeff and we'll catch you next time on Pop Culture Paradise. Peace.
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