- 5/24/2025
Hop into the chaotic mess of An Easter Bunny Puppy (2013), a low-budget Easter disaster with a 2.4/10 IMDb rating! Marketed as a cute puppy tale, it’s a baffling story about a mystery writer (Kristine De Belle) forced to pen a kids’ book, narrated by a Corgi (not the cover’s Cocker Spaniel!) who finds a stolen Faberge egg. Expect a 10-minute egg-dyeing scene, visible boom mics, and zero Easter bunny vibes. Is this so-bad-it’s-good or just painful? Watch and decide! Share your bad movie rants below! #AnEasterBunnyPuppy #BadMovies #EasterMovies #SoBadItsGood #DavidDeCoteau #LowBudgetFilm #EasterFlop #PuppyMovies #HolidayMovies #90sNostalgia #2010sMovies #CultFilms #MovieFails #FabergeEgg #Easter #Viral #Humor #Nostalgic #RetroVibes #KidsMovies #FamilyFilms #MovieMistakes #CinemaSins #EasterFlicks #WorstMoviesEver
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00:00Joe Joe whoa are we recording pop culture paradise today yeah dude what
00:09the hell are you wearing I wasn't wearing anything that was my twin John
00:18oh no you're twins yeah all right this is exactly the type of humor you can
00:24expect in this movie that Joe and I are about to review I'm the Easter Bunny
00:28puppy punk deal with it hippity hoppity wolf peace out and he made Easter
00:34magical for this nice Jewish family I don't know if magical was the word man I
00:40thought we were friends going into this and I can't believe you made me sit
00:44through 90 minutes of this movie sure who wouldn't laugh at a dog wearing
00:51bunny ears oh yeah me so you the viewer don't have to go through the same pain
00:55Joe and I are gonna break it down for you scene by scene so you can get the
00:59cliff notes because I'm not that evil in a world where the it thing is always
01:04changing sometimes you need a tour guide or two to help you find your way to pop
01:08cultures paradise if you find yourself reminiscing or in need of a good
01:12recommendation these two have you covered and now here's your hosts Joey
01:18and Jeff I don't want to watch this and yet I can't seem to look away it's got
01:27it all it's got mystery it's got romance and it's even got a talking dog
01:32it certainly has it all in a long credit introduction Joe I find it nearly
01:37impossible to believe that that many people were involved in this production
01:43there is no way what would you expect from fun family entertainment it was the
01:48fakest name I could have possibly expected for a movie like this was just
01:52something that they made on their off time and they didn't want anyone to
01:56trace it back to anybody real oh yeah it was certainly made on their off time so
02:01we we open up the movie right we first meet Russ he's a Corgi super cute I love
02:06Corgis to death this is me the name's Russ we learned that he's not actually
02:12talking so your hype going into it if you can call it that about there being a
02:16talking dog is gone out the window but we do learn that we can hear his
02:20thoughts but only the viewers not the humans in the movie well here's the
02:24thing I went into this movie like all right an Easter puppy I've seen a
02:28talking cat which is another film in this franchise starring even the same
02:33girl who played Lucy and I thought well an Easter Bunny puppy that's just cute
02:37look at the dog on this cover but what's the very first thing that they tell us
02:41not the dog I'm not even talking about the sickeningly cute puppy with the
02:47bunny ears who's not even really in the story no not at all dude not at all
02:53looking online and the first thing I message you is I'm like this movie is
02:56gonna be a problem because they don't even know with their DVD cover of what
03:00the Easter puppy is there's a DVD cover with a whole other dog so the dog that's
03:05on the cover of the movie is not the dog that's actually in the film so right off
03:10the bat rocky start but we're holding out hope right you never know how this
03:14how things could turn around he finds a better story than the one I'm writing
03:21now because it's I tried to get Jeff into a talking cat and if you've seen a
03:27talking cat you know that Duffy the cat speaks with the little black bar over his
03:31mouth to simulate mouth movement this time we don't have to sit through that
03:35kind of special effect how does Russ communicate with people
03:38Russ just communicates to us through telepathy so essentially you could just
03:45hear his thoughts how am I talking without moving my lips well it's simple
03:50you're hearing my thoughts because for the next 90 minutes you all possess the
03:55power of telepathy Russ is a cute dog he looks like he's a little bit on the
03:59older side but Russ has the voice of about a six or seven year old boy
04:04immediately I got to thinking this could have been casted a lot better if they
04:09use say like Jack Nicholson is the voice of the dog or somebody like that it
04:13could have made it a lot more interesting this budget I looked it up
04:16see I was like all right did anyone in this film ever work again and you found
04:22Lucy's the girl played Lucy Allison's psycho Seiko her Instagram page up but
04:27the yeah the little kids speaking voice that Russ has he's kind of still in
04:32Hollywood but he's a stunt actor ah see if I was that kid I would have had my
04:36my name scrubbed from the film because it would have just you gotta think
04:40anybody that was really involved in this it must have hurt their career going
04:44forward no no they probably a gig is a gig I guess bro I don't know you know
04:50with some of these kids I was like there's no possible way this goes on a
04:54resume because it doesn't make you look good uh and suddenly the egg cracked
05:00open I wanna die now Russ is supposed to be like the sweet innocent dog and you
05:10should be like oh my god he's so cute but did you get the feeling like
05:13throughout this movie that Russ didn't want to be there like he was speaking
05:18for the screenwriters who are also secondhand embarrassed by what they're
05:21putting out there people will just accept it stupid people will you put me
05:28down please I'd really like to hide my face in shame yeah Russ was kind of like
05:32throwing some you know throwing some shade at his humans what do you think
05:37Russ degrading humiliating cheap lowbrow exploitation of a puppy for the sheer
05:44amusement of humans Jennifer Diamond Russ was throwing shade at who is a super
05:50weird character we learned that she's she's the owner of Ross she's the
05:54best-selling writer and she's wearing a wig in the opening scene that we see her
05:59to get into character and let me just say exhaustingly long dialogue and super
06:05cheesy music when we first meet mrs. diamond Jennifer Diamond she's cool she
06:11feeds me and takes me on walks so I let her stay here even though she's a little
06:15weird she's this best-selling writer which I guess means that she makes a lot
06:20of money well the whole movie started with super cheesy dialogue the very
06:24first thing I noticed I was like all right did they make their intro screen
06:28in dazzle Windows Movie Maker there with the rolling eggs and it just went on and
06:34on and then when you get Jennifer Diamond her dialogue goes on and on like
06:40somebody on the set was very like she says she can improv all right cool can
06:45she fill out like two minutes to really make it seem like she's a great mystery
06:49writer miss marbles looked at him with a glint in her eye and she confidently
06:56replied as a matter of fact I do inspector would you like to hear my
07:03theory no and you're talking about things going on and on and on and
07:22there's a couple of scenes later in the movie that are even way worse one of my
07:26first impressions was it looks like this was shot by a kid who got a new camera
07:31for Christmas and thought wouldn't it be fun to make a movie and what is an
07:36Easter Bunny puppy right off the bat you have the homeward bound at a discount
07:42type field of this thing and you can really tell what's homeward bound with
07:47writing and the actual creative people and a story and then just the dogs
07:53thinking the dogs saying things and then you cut to Ross and Ross is all like what
07:59kind of stupid person would make a movie called Easter puppy eat the bunny
08:05I eat the bunny and then I eat all the chocolates and jelly beans what is it
08:10Easter puppy I don't know that's why I'm watching this movie what is an Easter
08:16Bunny puppy you might ask what is an Easter Bunny puppy thanks for asking
08:21yeah there's just so many shots of just the dog just looking around like I was
08:28gonna ask you right here right now to do a super cut of just Ross anytime he's
08:33on screen just looking around and I guarantee you that will equal half of
08:38the runtime of the whole movie there's this one shot and I think they cut to it
08:41five times reminded me of an old photo that of my old dog Kurt where I took it
08:47from the outside of the house looked at him seeing him look through our big
08:51windows out back and honestly that's what I saw when I saw Ross like there's
08:57a shot where he's looking out the window and they cut back to it and they cut
09:00back to it that one's right up there with the time she told her teacher I
09:04ate her homework I want to go on the record eating homework paper is the
09:09equivalent of eating rice cakes then there's a few other things I pulled out
09:13where Ross is clearly bored and you know when you film something you're like
09:18alright I got the good take I got him staring at the camera and then the
09:21camera's still running and the dog walks off screen I think they forgot the cut
09:25she's writing something called the case of the red slippers and no this doesn't
09:31have anything to do with Easter but I thought you should meet her I think they
09:35may have to and then I don't know if you caught this as well but I thought there
09:39were there were clips that were just like stills of Ross that they would let
09:43play and then they would let it reverse I don't know if you caught that because
09:48like Ross is just there hanging out and then his tongue comes out and he yawns
09:52but then the clip like stops and then it goes backwards and does the same
09:56thing and I was just like there is no way like who approved this so with a
10:02movie like Easter puppy you have that thought who made this movie why do they
10:06make this movie and why do they make these strange choices like a dress
10:10montage when you first meet Lucy where there's no montage and going on like
10:16there's one article of clothing all right you're supposed to change it to
10:20many if you're trying to impress this boy as you're going through puberty and
10:25adolescence even though she's like 25 right definitely 25 but she's playing
10:32more of like the 16 year old so Joe brought up Lucy who is the the daughter
10:38of miss Jennifer Diamond okay and Lucy meets this boy Jake who when Jake comes
10:44to the door Lucy is wearing the Easter Bunny costume because he's trying to
10:47help her mom right just like the gag I did with Joe here in the very beginning
10:52Lucy is embarrassed how's it going good I'm good you know just hanging out
11:00taking it easy yeah and then we cut to an egg painting montage and I told you
11:05before these montages just got worse this was entirely too long and then I
11:11wrote down seriously this montage has been longer than the whole film thus far
11:17and then I wrote down it is just looping at this point it's showing the
11:22same clips and then I said God just make it stop this thing ran forever dude did
11:28you notice that for me I wrote down what is this a DIY how to create crafts and
11:34make your own Easter egg paintings on YouTube tutorial that's what it felt
11:39like the whole time to me this whole movie felt like it was stretching and
11:44stretching to get to that 90 minutes even though to get to 90 minutes I wrote
11:48this is taking me a whole friggin day to watch right now yeah now the mom
11:54Jennifer Diamond needs Lucy's help because well unfortunately murder
12:00mysteries just they're not selling anymore which is kind of weird later
12:16you meet a fanboy of hers who makes it seem like all the kids like these type
12:21of mysteries I just wanted to say I'm like your biggest fan thank you
12:29so oh yeah why is her agent being like here's what we need we need you to write
12:34vampire novels because since this was made in 2010 got to take a potshot at
12:38Twilight which gets its own right crap but I take a million Twilight's over
12:47this well because they were actually they were made super super well and so
12:51was a vampire diaries for that matter if this whole movie is about taking pot
12:56shots of people so nobody ever questioned how Rudolph got his glowing
13:00nose I did a reindeer with a nose that lights up come on Lucy what was it
13:06struck by lightning when I told Jeff we're doing an Easter special he goes
13:10oh like Peter Cottontail yes and what does this movie do insults Peter
13:17Cottontail have you ever heard the story of the Easter Bunny puppy no it's not
13:22that Charlie Brown holiday special or the one about the rabbit with the
13:26cottontail who parties all night and oversleeps it insults Charlie Brown it
13:33insults the Grinch it insults frosty the mom's whole point here is to be as
13:38Karen as possible which is why she has that haircut
13:43what's a great pumpkin oh dude without a doubt she is rocking it to something
13:53something else man she kind of looks like a Jersey Shore a housewife miss
13:57marbles always gets her man so she's like the opposite of you so she and her
14:06daughter Jewish as I mentioned so they don't really know anything about Easter
14:09so they can't really write this story which is proposed to the our writer
14:13Jennifer Diamond the Easter Bunny puppy the problem with an Easter Bunny puppy
14:18besides being an Easter Bunny puppy is they don't know how to write this story
14:23I think that's a symbolism for the movie itself I'm a mystery writer Cynthia
14:32no exactly and to combat that miss diamond makes her daughter dress up like
14:40a bunny but Lucy gets herself into a pickle because once Jake sees her in the
14:44costume later Lucy says it was her twin sister
14:48Mary was it Marianne or Mary um that must have been my twin sister
14:53Marianne okay Mariam she's really embarrassed so you have a twin sister
14:57that dresses up in a giant rabbit costume oh that Marianne she's a little
15:02out there and then we finally we get we get the we get the action we get what
15:10what exactly this film is gonna be about because they're offered to go on to it
15:15go on to this trip it's gonna be Lucy Miriam and miss diamond and Russ and
15:21they're all going on this trip with Jake and his family and that's kind of the
15:25the kickoff of the movie the whole beginning was just like what are we
15:29doing here and now we finally understand yeah it's all leading up to the town's
15:34Easter egg hunt because I guess and the mom at this point that's what yeah back
15:42and forth between being super cynical her whole shtick is like if I would have
15:47wrote this I would have figured out all the problems I would have figured out
15:50how to have solved this issue flying monkeys they're monkeys monkeys can't
15:58fly how does a bunny give things out rabbits don't have opposable thumbs I
16:04can't hand anything out he carries it around in a basket but then two seconds
16:09later oh my god Easter let's do all the Easter things and that's how we'll get
16:14an Easter spirit and this is something that they clearly do and look forward to
16:20every single year so I was expecting this to be kind of just extravagant so
16:26we get to the to the camp per se right and then we meet Jake's friends who
16:31aren't very nice like immediate d-bag vibes right no Jake's friends gave me
16:37this like feeling of like all right at first I'm like oh my god look at these
16:40two douchey kids and then two seconds later they're nice again and then they're
16:45mean again and I'm like pick a lane you've outgrown us okay see I told you
16:51loser I'm sorry about your dad yeah it sucks man is this one kid who looks like
16:58he should be in a 90s bully role maybe like he picks on the kid with acne like
17:06it's bad or see good are they friends is he gonna turn around and punch Jake in
17:10the face give her a give a tell you where hit it no that sucks even more no
17:16it doesn't because he didn't do it remember he got set up I believe you
17:22Jake Jake may have turned around and punched him in the face because Jake's
17:25friends immediately started hitting on Lucy like bad so Lucy do you have a
17:34sister by any chance yeah she does a twin sister Marian really it was bad I
17:42was like whoo and then we get to a point here there's a point in this movie where
17:47I wanted to express to you that if somebody were to walk into my apartment
17:51while I was watching this I could not explain and it just was super awkward so
17:59now Jennifer Diamond has these teen boys role-playing what is a puppy what
18:05is a bunny and it's just super super bizarre like if I had family or friends
18:11walking while I was watching this relationships would be tarnished so that
18:15made me even more confused if these boys are little d-bags here why with no
18:22hesitation are they helping some random woman out to dress up like a bunny and a
18:28dog well because one of them was a fan of her books right but the other one was
18:32just trying to holla at Miriam that's true and let's talk about Miriam what's
18:36this T lacy s trope of oh you have a twin she barely changed her clothes oh
18:42my god twin sisters how am I gonna be both didn't really change your style
18:49literally put on glasses and I kept writing does Jake not know she's a twin
18:55or is he not like letting on that he knows that she's lying the whole time
18:59and it kept like changing back and forth cuz I'm like no Jake might just be
19:04really stupid and then later on I'm like nah I think he knows and then the big
19:09reveal later on I'm like oh no Jake's really stupid you must be Marion yep
19:15that's me in the flesh Lucy told me all about you that it's really cool that
19:21you like Easter so much yep my favorite holiday yeah I had a feeling that Jake
19:26was really stupid well with that magical chemistry that they shared when they
19:30first came on screen you lose someone where did you go my house I wanted to
19:40bring up and if you can splice in a clip right here Jake's mom she smokes like
19:46four packs of mob red 100s a day bro like that voice was something else yeah
19:53I was so there's a scene later on the movie you know you notice how the time
19:57was going in and out and reversed well there's a scene I was like all right at
20:03the very end when Jake's mom meets up with miss diamond she goes oh I have a
20:10little laryngitis I woke up feeling like I'm coming down with something I'm
20:16losing my voice I think Jake is saying goodbye to Jasper and Kenny then the
20:22next scene that you see her in the laryngitis is completely gone her voice
20:26is back you have normal smokers smokers raspiness yeah I noticed that it like it
20:35got worse and then it was back to how it was and then I and then Ella yeah
20:40dude I don't know but Jake's mom so we we finally get why we're here right
20:45Jake's mom explains what has torn apart her family the dirty little secret of
20:49the I don't even know what to call it but the valuable egg and then we get
20:54this really terrible shaky zoom in shot of this like luxurious egg in the dirt
20:59and so this Faberge egg no no what did I want to make sure it seems Faberge what
21:07the hell is that Jake can you go get my book on the Faberge eggs it's a it's a
21:12very expensive egg dude this egg look like a potato that had been bedazzled by
21:16like a fourth grader but no it did not bro he's even hidden in a potato bag so
21:22it was I get to this point where like all right you think in any movie the
21:27hidden object is hidden you have to bust right wall or dig through something
21:34this hidden Faberge egg is literally in a hole uncovered in what appears to be
21:41one of those potato bags the reason we meet Jake's family is Jake's dad went to
21:47prison because the cops supposedly thought he's the one who stole this ten
21:54million dollar egg supposedly but they arrested Marcus without ever located the
21:59egg right they found items used in the museum break-in around our house and was
22:07able to get away with it and well the cops couldn't have that he ruined the
22:12big event he stole something priceless and they searched his home and they
22:16found all these tools that would have helped him accomplish this goal well the
22:21cops suck because this is what destroyed my family literally you you
22:30could have like tripped over it like it was what it was just it wasn't hidden it
22:34was just exposed for anyone to see you could have tripped right over it now you
22:39you kind of get the feeling like all right Jake's family I bet the dad really
22:45is innocent divorce prison oh sorry awkward oh he didn't do it I mean he
22:58swears he didn't do it we finally learn who are is it antagonist is that the
23:04word that I'm after he's uh it's a Jake's mom's new boyfriend no he's not a
23:09finally he is the old neighbor who's in town and he mysteriously left before the
23:16incident oh actually I was in Europe away in business my trip had been planned
23:21months before that horrible injustice took place and Beth if I didn't know and
23:26I'm so sorry I know we didn't do it I could have sworn they were together
23:30that's but that's freaking me out man I must have interpreted that wrong they
23:34were kind of like they were half flirting and he was like I don't know he
23:38was skeezy as hell and oh dude yeah I have a feeling that he's hiding
23:43something or maybe hidden something what do you think I don't know well that's
23:48because the story isn't over yet keep watching and you'll find out later on
23:53she thinks that he had interest in miss diamond because you know this guy just
23:59wanted to hang around all the single moms just like right what Tom what the
24:03heck Phil Hartman's character and jingle all the way how he's hitting on all the
24:06mom okay yep yep yeah so anyway whatever what was his name again all
24:12right so this is how I knew he was the bad guy I think his name was scam men
24:18but all that talk about Faberge eggs had given her some new ideas ideas that were
24:24making mr. scam and very nervous for some reason and I think scam your name
24:29is you're literally pulling a scam and you're brilliant I love it that's the
24:38type of writing you get in a movie that's 2.6 on IMDb out of 10 I am Easter
24:43bunny puppy pooping out Easter bunnies see I made a funny hippity hoppity whoop
24:50so it gets to this point where they're gonna have the big the big yearly
24:55Easter egg hunt right and then scam man here puts up this sign and it deters
25:02everyone else from coming and joining in on the hunt it says like road closed
25:06find alternate route whatever it said and this is how he sets up his ploy to
25:11make everybody else go out and look for the actual Easter eggs in the hunt while
25:16he himself is on the hunt for the Faberge egg or the potato this was the
25:22most cartoony part of a movie called an Easter bunny puppy was just it's like
25:26sepia black and white I'm trying to remember he's just sneaking up yeah I was
25:33like all right for most of the movie he's kept his composure about trying to
25:37figure out like hey do you think you know what damn man you know what the egg
25:41is hey what are you guys up to or hey where's where's your dog yeah and then
25:47finally just breaks nobody's gonna go Easter egg hunting now except for the
25:53four of us no he was like the evil guy and frosty the snowman what was he again
25:58missed oh the hat the guy wants to steal Frosty's hat with the hat yeah so
26:05everybody's off trying to you know be on this hunt right Mariam is supposed to be
26:11with Jake's friends but she's nowhere to be found she's allergic to plastic we
26:14learn I'm allergic to plastic too Lucy is out with Jake she loves plastic eggs
26:20they're like her favorite thing well not her favorite thing I mean she likes boys
26:24but but not just any boy I mean she only goes home with the special ones you know
26:28and everybody but Lucy and Jake have the tiniest baskets like realistically they
26:34could hold maybe five or six plastic eggs everyone's off frolicking this
26:39diamonds off by herself she probably doesn't even know where she is and then
26:43then you get the bad guy again and he has this bootleg cutout map and he's
26:47just like I'm gonna find it I'm gonna find it and meanwhile we have this other
26:54story where the teen boys who were waiting for Mariam are like all right
27:01Lucy you're going with Jake on this hunt we'll just stay here and wait for Mariam
27:05even though Mariam supposedly made a big scene and scared the boys off cuz
27:17they thought she was crazy even though there's a major problem with this plan
27:31and they kind of already mentioned it earlier when they say oh teen boys I'll
27:35put up with anything yes Mariam yup slash Lucy is super cute and I don't see
27:41any girls around here of course they're gonna wait around forever yeah when the
27:46guy goes I can be very very persuasive when I want to be and then the other guy
27:50goes well I got her these flowers because I'm so sorry about what I said
27:54I was like oh man I thought she told me that she told you that she wanted to be
28:00left alone well we thought we can get her to come with us I can be pretty
28:05convincing when I need to and that the one kid who got her the flowers like the
28:09whole way through you like oh man he's what a nice guy one of the things that I
28:17want to point out Joe is that all these plastic eggs usually there's money
28:22candy scratchers whatever hidden inside these were all completely empty all the
28:28eggs completely empty I was wondering why were they so gung-ho about doing
28:34this Easter egg hunt like they couldn't just get their own candy at this point I
28:38would ride by like 12 13 you're kind of already out of the Easter egg hunting
28:44phase there yeah unless there's like something super valuable in them you
28:49know what I mean but they made a big deal like this is a big town event but
28:53there's nobody else in the town so how big is this event because our guy put
28:59aside but if I just went downtown for like a yearly event and everybody knew
29:05what's gonna happen that weekend and I just moved a few detour signs or
29:09anything all right maybe you're screwing up like 10 or 15 people's plans who
29:14don't exactly know where they're supposed to be going but everybody else
29:16in the town would be like it's here it's always here it's always been right there
29:21and then I want to I wanted to also say that this this egg hunting montage was
29:26entirely too long as well like they really love their montages in this movie
29:31and they milked it now when the montage ends Russ finds the special egg and Jake
29:37doesn't realize it so he pretty much just yanks on Russ's collar nearly
29:42breaks his neck and Lucy throws on some glasses and now she's Miriam and as
29:47Miriam she sees that our sad teen boy feels really stupid about trying to hit
29:54on her with the flowers so she's like oh my god you're so sweet and your friend
30:01doesn't know anything about girls I'm gonna go up and give you a kiss but it's
30:08that sad like pity kiss but Jake sees this and he's all like no oh my gosh so
30:21then at that point I'm like all right Jake do you know if she's Miriam and
30:25Lucy or do you not because she's still Miriam do you know the truth now Jake
30:31you're an idiot you don't understand I'm not me I'm her I mean I'm yeah Jake's an
30:40idiot um see they would want you to feel bad for Jake but just because he's such
30:47a dummy you kind of can't it's like dude you knew try telling that to your
30:52dog she doesn't have to I've known the truth all along you knew what was going
30:58on here you just refused to admit it right yes and Jake's going around with a
31:03blank stare on his face though for the most part everybody in this movie goes
31:06around with a blank stare on their face and the only one who should be getting
31:09away with having a blank stare on their face is Russ who as I keep noting here
31:14as we go through this movie keep saying more and more insulting things about the
31:19movie the person watching this type of movie what's going on and then when I
31:25thought all right Russ you do anything besides insult people this is truly
31:29pathetic he starts rapping oh god did you notice that throughout the movie
31:36Russ would convince you to keep watching yes there was like there was like three
31:41or four different occasions where he's like well trust me that's gonna happen
31:44in the next part so keep watching he goes what's an Easter Bunny puppy well
31:50Lucy and I'm like you just asked me the question and you just started talking
31:54about Lucy now what is an Easter Bunny puppy you might ask what is an Easter
32:01Bunny puppy thanks for asking well it all started later that afternoon with an
32:07email and a phone call and then there's parts where he goes what's gonna happen
32:11to an Easter Bunny puppy and then a second narrator starts talking and
32:15answers his question it's like where did this narrator come from I thought Russ
32:20was the narrator what's an Easter Bunny puppy what is an Easter Bunny puppy
32:26what the hell did that come from so essentially Lucy's busted right she's upset that she's
32:31busted look I'm sorry Jasper you're a really great guy I didn't want to hurt
32:37you but I really like Jake Yanks on poor Russ's just collar again this poor
32:44dog meanwhile our bad guy the scam man right he comes to find out that the what
32:57kind of egg did you call it again the ten million dollars stolen egg I'm never
33:02saying the word Faberge okay the most valuable potato mr. scam man finds out
33:07that it's missing and that somebody already has it and that somebody happens
33:13to be Russ and you know what our mr. scam man says you can't steal what's
33:19been already stolen no no no no this can't be you can't steal it's already
33:26been stolen it's not fair oh he is a total cartoon character and then we cut
33:31back to Jake's mom whose voice as you noted earlier is getting worse it
33:34sounds like she just got punched in the throat by the Undertaker okay what do you
33:40mean Oh them whatever Jake he's just a little sad right now because the girl he
33:50liked so yeah she's in that voice is trying to explain to you what's
33:56happening Lucy and Jake are upset so so Lucy and Russ are gonna leave with mrs.
34:01diamond and eventually they go they go home right and Russ has the egg around
34:06his neck but nobody has noticed it for some reason even though it's wrapped in
34:09a freaking bag it's uh it's it's this big potato that's bejeweled and Russ has
34:15it but scam man he wants to go back to Jake's mom's house so he can then go
34:22next door to try to find this this and he's still playing it cool at this boy
34:27because I mean if you can get in and out without blowing your cover that's
34:30perfect even if this guy's getting more over-the-top by the second and she says
34:35I knew you connected with that dog I knew you liked my friend what a love
34:43connection and this guy's like I I don't know I will I will sleep with this Karen
34:49woman if it helps me whatever it takes because honestly at this point I'm just
34:55expecting him to just get pervier by the second he's I don't know if this was a
35:00home alone this guy would not crack the wet bandits
35:05bandage single a squad and risking getting cut he's that bad at his job
35:11essentially he mr. scam man he makes it over to the house and then we get this
35:17scene where he starts chasing Russ around the house and he can't catch him
35:23it looks like a farmer trying to grab a chicken it's just too fast and he's
35:27cutting in between his legs and under the bed and over the stairs and he's
35:31gonna get drafted high okay maybe it was pretty good comedy yeah that that seems
35:37good like the whole time you know the two women aren't thinking anything of
35:41this guy's suspicious behavior now and they're just like oh he just had to use
35:44the bathroom that's just like my husband that left me which is something we
35:51skipped over because Karen had to reveal that her husband cheated on her
35:58with a secretary to make it about her yeah that's what she's so miserable and
36:02your dad wanted to be a lazy bum and move to Mexico with his secretary
36:08Roxanne I know mom you don't have to explain so we got two single ladies not
36:14understanding why this guy is upstairs chasing around their dog and then so
36:19tell me right now with a straight face what does this have to do with the
36:22Easter Bunny puppy at some point he wore Easter Bunny ears hey maybe he's into
36:29rabbits when Lucy was dressed like a bunny honestly at this point not a whole
36:36heck of a lot at this point I'm just trying to finish the movie and I'm
36:47thinking gosh I know I've been friends with Joe for a long time but this might
36:51be it I might be done after this like I might have to call it quits you gave me
36:55a strange silent treatment when I was making my notes here and I was like oh
36:59no what kind of effect did this have on him in fact I even saved a clip from
37:03this movie that I feel like describes how Jeff felt going into this process
37:08why are you sending this to me so finally because true love conquers all
37:14even in the time of Easter Jay whoa whoa slow slow your roll here slow your roll
37:20here so scam man is still chasing after Russ Russ gets to the top of the stairs
37:25and the bejeweled potato the Faberge egg comes just falling over the barricade
37:32somebody catches it and they go oh it was you the whole time magically it was
37:38because Jake arrived and Jake for some reason we skipped the scene between when
37:44he was mad that Lucy kissed another guy and ran away pissed off and sad to
37:49suddenly being a shows up in a room happy like huh I understand why you did
37:54what you did how how did you understand that who told you that your friend didn't
37:58chase after you Lucy couldn't explain it to you and you ran off crying now you're
38:02cool you chill you're in her bedroom okay and the fact that I mean you both
38:09they're just you make things better
38:16and they're having a super yeah they're having a super awkward conversation
38:20because they can't look at each other so they're like facing back-to-back as
38:24they're conversing it was super strange it was super strange to me because I'm
38:28pretty sure Russ wanted the two of them to get it on right there cuz he's
38:31sitting there like what are you gonna kiss what are you gonna kiss what are
38:34you gonna make out lots and lots of kissing directed at you and the thought
38:39of it makes me sick I'll think about it oh she's thinking about it all right a
38:44little too much you two want each other and it's like yo dog I leave the wax
38:51come on so mr. scam man pulls out the the tiniest pistol ever like I said on
38:57them this gun was strangely small and then everybody starts to like understand
39:03what's happening and this is when where you finally learn what this movie is
39:07about right nothing you did it you stole the Fabergé egg and framed my husband
39:13for your crime oh I didn't mean to I had a stash it somewhere in the police were
39:18getting close essentially he pulls out the gun but then here comes here comes
39:22Russ to save the day he bites that son of a bitch on the leg
39:32Jennifer Diamond she then takes the gun and pulls it out on him Lucy then has a
39:39new boyfriend the bad guys going to jail Jennifer Diamond has a new story for her
39:44next book and Jake's dad is getting out of prison
39:47Russ saves the day the end thank goodness and it was all wrapped up with
39:52some cool punchlines from the mom holding the gun even though if I was
39:56that bad guy I was thinking are you like are you really that intimidated that you
40:00wouldn't make a move right here do you really think this lady would shoot
40:03cuz she didn't seem like that to me but I'm afraid mr. scamming here will be
40:07going away for a long long time and I have the story for my new book and I
40:15have a new boyfriend oh yeah I'm the Easter Bunny puppy and I'm pooping and
40:22I just got you and I'm the bad guy you're the bad guy and I was like and
40:26they looped that four times like in the movie like that same dial oh yeah cuz
40:31apparently that was the funniest thing in the script that's right I'm the
40:35Easter Bunny puppy punk deal with it hippity hoppity wolf peace out all the
40:41kids are gonna love that they're gonna be saying it at school
40:44so Easter puppy came to the rescue and the whole time through you know I was
40:49looking at the phone I was like Jeff's not responding back I wonder if this
40:53damaged him worse than the Mariah Carey Christmas puppy story because apparently
40:58I'm finding the weirdest dog movies is this where do you put it would you
41:03rather take Mariah and Jack or Ross and Lucy well let me say this
41:11Corgis are great I loved Russ but as far as far as a movie is go the Mariah
41:16one was what it was animated so it wasn't as awkward to watch with terrible
41:21terrible actors and actresses and it was an actual story that actually made sense
41:27this made no damn sense in on any planet you just need to stop looking to explain
41:34everything sometimes things just happen and we have to accept it anywhere in any
41:39galaxy it was just gosh I think my favorite part about it was what it was
41:44over no I had a strange affection for it
41:50and I'm posing like a plain boy model just like the mom did before I met your
41:56father I was almost a bunny and guys do not find that a turnoff what are you
42:02talking about nothing I saw that this comes from the
42:07talking cat franchise and you know you can see John Tron or riff track or
42:11anyone go into that thing and I'm like all right a talking cat was bad enough
42:16how is there a Easter puppy I think that's a movie called the Halloween
42:20puppy no stop it dude we're done the end of the show we're done I'm a little
42:27afraid to go to Halloween puppy but if we're low content no I don't think we'd
42:31love content and boy every character creeped me out like did it feel like the
42:38mom was trying to pimp out her own daughter and maybe you should let her
42:42know that these guys have been waiting here for a really long time to see her
42:46besides Mary may need something to wear I am not getting into that outfit again
42:51forget it but she was pushing this deception to go on where in most sitcoms
42:56they'd be like you gotta tell the truth tell these boys it's just you and I know
43:01it's gonna be hard this mom's like I need content for my book lie to them all
43:06but you are not turning me into a bad mother but there is no Marion there is
43:12now lie to them lie to them and dress up like a bunny and then I'm gonna make
43:16them dress up like a like a dog and one's gonna bark on the floor yeah she
43:21was a strange she was a strange cat huh no she was a strange Easter puppy yeah
43:27oh god so I don't know if Easter specials can get any worse I think you
43:32need to watch Peter Cottontail to cleanse yourself from this dude I watch
43:36here comes Peter Cottontail every single year it's just like those old-school
43:42Christmas animation stop-motion ones I love those and it's such a great story
43:47and it's made so well and dude I'm just like I can't believe that I took an hour
43:53and a half out of my weekend like I'm finally off from work and I can do
43:59whatever I want right now but I spent it watching the Easter bunny puppy that's
44:05funny your sister's wearing the exact same outfit yeah happen sometimes a twin
44:09thing and as you're sitting there realizing that you wasted your hour and
44:15a half during your precious time off Ross is sitting there mocking you for
44:20watching this movie and you gotta try to explain like yeah I'm watching a movie
44:26right now where I think they're flirting over cheese I'm not gonna say it it's
44:32too cheesy okay say you know I love cheese not only did I waste an hour and
44:40a half watching the movie we just spent 40 minutes reviewing it and talking
44:44about it right Ross wins I don't know what else to say you bought this movie I
44:50couldn't find a place to stream it dude so wait a minute you bought this movie
44:56and then ripped it and sent it to me yes yes I did Joe you can't just you can't
45:02just throw that in at the end of the episode like it's not a huge deal you
45:06spent four dollars on this movie let me see it pull it up we're gonna shoot our
45:13freaking thumbnail right here and right now now we're going to pop culture
45:17paradise court Joe the jury wants to know how much money you spent on this
45:22DVD I think Amazon would say that I spend four dollars and sixty nine cents
45:30something like that with maybe a dollar thirty seven of store credit going
45:35towards it dude who are you I don't even know who you are anymore Joe I think
45:42you're lying I think this I think this makes perfect sense to you what's the
45:46next time you're gonna watch this well now I have a digital copy of it look at
45:50it look at old Russ on the cover here that's not Ross we don't know who that
45:56dog is it's a cute dog but that golden is not Russ Ross is an adorable puppy
46:02you thought he was an old man dog he was he was an older dog he just had the
46:07voice of a six-year-old boy this is not the plot of the movie this is another
46:12lie the covers a lie the description is a lie Ross an adorable puppy wants to
46:18be the Easter Bunny this year no we did not not at all but has to contend with
46:24his family who thinks that dogs should be dogs and not bunnies why don't they
46:30didn't they didn't do anything to dress him up other than maybe like Lucy for a
46:35half a scene so is there anything about scam man the bad guy on the description
46:41here there's nothing about a stolen egg there's nothing about Jake there's
46:46nothing about a murder mystery that's not about an egg hunt apparently this
46:50was supposed to be about a dog who wants to be a bunny no it wasn't
46:55Joe have you ever filmed something right and you attended you had every good
47:02intention of the world for it to be one particular type of thing but then when
47:07you're done with it and it's all edited it's not even close to what you intended
47:12for it to be yes that's exactly what this movie is but they just rolled with
47:17it when that happens and I go to upload it and add a description I write what
47:23the new movie is about and what the description fit so that is now they
47:28didn't have time for that bro they didn't have any time for that yeah I'm
47:32making an elf on a shelf video that's gonna come out around Christmas and it's
47:36close to what I intended but you know you have to make changes with what you're
47:40given and right certainly respect how low-budget and then just wanted to make
47:45a movie but go back and fix a few things oh my goodness you know what was great
47:53is when the actual the cover that you just showed was in the actual was in the
47:59movie oh my god yes and like they're holding the poster and she's like yeah
48:05Easter Bunny puppy how would I write something like that don't you know we're
48:10Jewish I don't know anything about Easter we're Jewish okay well on Easter
48:18Easter Bunny hops around giving things out to boys and girls like Easter eggs
48:23and jelly beans and chocolates all right she just became praying there all of a
48:28sudden she just did real quick don't you know we celebrate Hanukkah you know
48:36what Russ is awesome now if they want to see us talk about another Easter special
48:42on another day Joe you're assuming that people are gonna want more of this after
48:47sitting through this people love this type of crap if you say so if you
48:53enjoyed it please like share and comment all three if you're up for it
48:58for Joe I'm Jeff I'm frazzled right now this is pop culture paradise and we'll
49:04catch you next time that ad revenue could pay for the four dollars that I
49:08spent to buy this off Amazon I'll catch you later I'm off to hop along the bunny
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