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  • 5/22/2025
Rewind to the golden age of gaming with GamePro magazine (1989–2011)! From Sonic vs. Bugs Bunny cover battles to The Adventures of GamePro comics and ProTips for Street Fighter II, we dive into the vibrant pages that shaped 80s and 90s gaming culture. Founded by Patrick Ferrell and led by art director Francis Mao, GamePro’s teen vibe and smiley-face reviews were iconic. What can today’s gaming media learn? Share your GamePro memories below! #GamePro #RetroGaming #80sNostalgia #90sNostalgia #VideoGameMagazine #ProTips #StreetFighterII #SonicTheHedgehog #BugsBunny #TheAdventuresOfGamePro #GamingHistory #PopCulture #Throwback #80s #90s #Viral #Humor #Nostalgic #RetroMagazines #GamingCulture #FrancisMao #IDG #GameProMedia #VintageGaming #80sVibes #90sKids #Collectibles

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00:00Hi, I'm Joe from VCamTV Studios, and after watching a marathon of Clean Sweep episodes
00:05starring the Yardsville Diva and Niecy Nash, I decided I could part with a few things of
00:09my own.
00:11Some of those things include GamePro magazines I received in the mail from 1998 to 2000.
00:17Now before these things go to the great unknown, I decided to highlight a few special things
00:22I've noticed in each one of these magazines.
00:25Let's go back to a time where Pokemon was still thought of as some Japanese thing that's
00:29making its way stateside.
00:31The future looks bright for my 13-year-old self.
00:34Apparently, this internet thing is going to come to my TV AND video game system, thanks
00:39to the Sega Saturn Netlink.
00:41Finally, I could loan my brother-in-law money without all the hassle involved with that.
00:46Between Sega leading the way in internet browsing, and this upcoming DVD-based Nintendo Dolphin
00:52System, what else could a teen boy want?
00:55How about a top-of-the-line entertainment center?
00:57Circa 1999.
00:59With that kind of gear, I could be the next positive 90s YouTube channel.
01:03I just hope that computer can handle playing this new game called The Sims.
01:08Little did I know that I'd be downloading custom Sims objects for a good year and a
01:14half, featuring re-energizing drinks and WWF skins.
01:20You don't know joy until you see Kane walking down your Sim Street at 1am in the morning.
01:26And if I was really good, and I threw a hell of a party, Drew Carey would show up!
01:31Vibe Online was giving me the option to talk video games with hip-hop celebrities.
01:36You may end up talking about why Glover looked like the Hamburger Helper's brother with Mace,
01:41or Space Bunnies must die with Old Dirty Bastard.
01:45GamePro pretty much was gospel in what they recommended to me.
01:49Even Nickelodeon's Face had to get a second job working for Winter Fresh Gum to pay for
01:53his video game addiction, and I guess Adam Sandler had to steal from NASCAR drivers.
01:57For example, I knew to stay away from games like Trespasser.
02:01Wow!
02:02Look at those reviews!
02:04It's getting shredded, even by GamePro standards.
02:06Look at this, they way underrated Ape Escape.
02:10It was the first PlayStation game I ever experienced dual analog.
02:14Speaking of classic PlayStation games that only hardcore gamers seem to talk about, it's
02:18Rival Schools!
02:19A Capcom fighting game?
02:22Like a 13 year old me wasn't going to buy a game made by the Street Fighter guys that
02:26played like Tekken, and had this guy in it hitting people with a bat.
02:31This thing even had mini-games.
02:32What?
02:33Rival Schools 2?
02:35When I was younger, I had to go to summer camp, and at the summer camp, myself and the
02:40other kids would exchange games back and forth to try out.
02:44Rascal was just a mess of a game.
02:47He wanted to be radical.
02:49He wasn't.
02:50He wanted to be Mario 64.
02:52He wasn't.
02:53And that in-game camera made me want to have Rascal killed.
02:57I'm sure the Grim Reaper would have come.
02:59Apparently he was hanging out cleaning pools.
03:01And the other game I remember was Blasto, a superhero game that was voiced by Phil Hartman.
03:07You want to see the only highlight of this game?
03:09You're right GamePro, the suicide button.
03:12You really aren't supposed to touch that button.
03:14Speaking of death, ah, not that, I mean this review for the first Grand Theft Auto.
03:21It's amazing this game franchise lasted long enough for Tommy Vercetti to rock a Hawaiian
03:26shirt and drive by pedestrians to flock to a seagull's music.
03:29Resident Evil.
03:32Even a simple pre-order ad had me dying of excitement.
03:35At least I hope it was excitement and not the T-Virus.
03:39Oh yeah, had these action figures.
03:41I didn't just play Resident Evil.
03:43I read Resident Evil.
03:45Oh, and I also have a Resident Evil 5 snow globe.
03:49It's snowing in Raccoon City.
03:52We all love Resident Evil 2.
03:54It doesn't even matter if it's Leon's disc or a club.
03:58Elza Walker?
04:00The hell?
04:01Early Leon even looked more like a boybander than he does now.
04:06And Elza kinda looks like she went to work on the same racing team as Chuck Green.
04:10Hold up.
04:11I think this is what I'm really good talking about.
04:14Leon, Claire, Ada Wong, The Licker is a pretty good porn name.
04:19Course, I don't need a Resident Evil porn parody.
04:22Though it's not like the acting could have gotten any worse.
04:26Stop it!
04:27Don't open that door!
04:29But Chris is!
04:31And look, a sequel's coming soon.
04:34Naughty or nice, here comes a Christmas zombie and a Christmas bandicoot.
04:38Are you not sure what to get your family for Christmas?
04:41Well the sickos at Blockbuster suggest a gift of gore.
04:44Nice gift, Shadow Man.
04:46But where's the gore?
04:47Nah.
04:48You can keep the remote, Mr. Tiger.
04:50There we go.
04:51That's sufficient enough gore.
04:53Ah, Christmas and video games.
04:56You wanna know the first time I associated the two together?
04:59It was...
05:00This one on Christmas Eve, I turned on Rise of the Triad to find the character screen
05:04guy with a Santa hat on, and the game playing Christmas music.
05:09That blew my mind.
05:11Kind of like how it blew this guy's mind.
05:14I've been playing Pebble Beach Golf Links on my Genesis for a year, and I've noticed
05:18that the weather conditions during the game seem to coincide with the weather outside.
05:23That is, when the weather's good outside, it's sunny on the golf course, and when it's
05:26rainy outside, the game skies dump rain on my place.
05:30Could it be there's a hidden sensor inside the cartridge that actually checks for changes
05:34in the weather it's outside?
05:36Hey, maybe you're right, because there was this boiling hot day, and I left my Super
05:41Nintendo running for about 18 hours, and it was sitting in the sun, and the Super Nintendo
05:45felt really hot.
05:46But seriously, folks, games can do amazing things, but predicting the weather isn't one
05:50of them.
05:51If they could, you'd better hope your game never crashes.
05:55Who knows what kind of natural disaster would be lurking outside of your house.
05:58Nowadays, Madden will wish you a Merry Christmas, or Calendar Man will talk about specific holiday
06:04stories in Arkham City.
06:07Ah, the future.
06:09A time before future classics like these were just first looks.
06:15Metal Gear Solid, Spyro, Banjo-Kazooie, Ocarina of Time, Sonic Adventures, and Smash Bros.
06:21were all just upcoming games.
06:24And none of us seem to be living in this future that was told for me.
06:28A world where Jaguar lives.
06:30And Street Fighter was going to be a theme park ride.
06:34And beepers were prominent.
06:35And remember Tiger Woods having the South Park pilot written to its code?
06:39Here's the only thing great about this game.
06:41Oh, when I get that feeling I gotta sing, when I get that feeling, when I get that feeling,
06:50I gotta sing.
06:51I was kinda like Michael Jackson there.
06:54Okay, hold on, we got one more promise of the future.
06:57Oh, and look, 3D Realm says that they don't want to overhype Duke Nukem Forever.
07:03And it's coming in late 1998.
07:06Around the time I was getting these Game Pros, my earthly love was wrestling.
07:10Game Pro and wrestling seemed to be intertwined with each other.
07:14Here's an ad for WWF In Your House.
07:17The day after I bought this game at the mall, I was grounded for a poor report card and
07:22wasn't able to play any PlayStation for a month.
07:25I got locked in my attic, along with this cool South Park shirt I bought and a WWF Bendy
07:31action figure.
07:32I think they purposely left the warrior out of this ad.
07:36Oh snap, look at this early look at WWF Warzone.
07:40They even have the old school logo in it.
07:43Game Pro had a hard on for the attitude error.
07:46And I present to you, the WWF In Your House sex tape.
07:51Rawr!
07:53No!
07:55Oh!
07:57Hey, I'm Matt Johnson.
07:58Can you do a quick impression of Joey Lawrence for me?
08:01Woah!
08:03What a matchup does it have?
08:05The ultimate warrior!
08:07That was good!
08:09See ya, and I wouldn't want to be ya!
08:12Look at this, there's three covers in the span of this look back that have The Rock on it.
08:18You know, they didn't even have interviews and published with Triple H.
08:22Cool shirt Triple H.
08:23I thought these games were good back in the day, but here's my attempt to go back and
08:28play these games.
08:29Okay, normally I pick Shawn Michaels, but let's go with Ken Shamrock today.
08:34I'm feeling... in the zone.
08:48Owen Harkness out on his knees.
08:50I'm feeling it right away.
08:52Oh!
08:54Yeah!
08:56Oh!
08:57Ow!
08:58No!
08:59Ow!
09:00Owen Harkness has the fan.
09:04STM!
09:05STM!
09:14Yeah!
09:17Wow, they did not hold up.
09:21The only thing that holds up is this.
09:43And to continue with the pro wrestling talk?
09:45No, not that pro wrestling.
09:4840 moves?
09:49Pheh!
09:50Cranial crunch?
09:51Sounds like a wrestling cereal.
09:54Oh, in true WCW fashion, the N64 games were great.
09:59Fresh, fast, fluid action, like WCW's Midcard.
10:03And the PlayStation 1 games were big, clunky, slow messes that were frustrating and repetitive.
10:09Kind of like every main event of Nitro.
10:12Remember the NWO and WCW rivalry?
10:15It even extended to the video game ads.
10:18If the NWO wins this N64 matchup, does that count as one more for the good guys?
10:25I do have to give Nitro and Thunder credit for stuffing everyone they could as bonus characters.
10:31Scotty Riggs, Reese, Mongo, the game's programmers, a human Tiffany Lamp.
10:39The only thing worth a damn in these games is this.
10:43Pick me, pick somebody else, do whatever you want.
10:47Leave me alone.
10:49Go to Raven.
10:50Nevermore.
10:51Don't kill yourself, Raven.
10:54I am Ultimo Dragon.
10:56You're Ultimo Dragon?
10:57Okay.
10:59Listen up. Do you want to win the game?
11:02If you pick me, I'll win the game.
11:29And if you want to know what the Germans are all about, pick me and you'll never be let down again.
11:34I promise.
11:36Okay, really? WCW and NWO revenge isn't on the level of Warzone?
11:41The fuck?
11:43Oh no! Let's look for his flare and he's not afraid to toss them!
11:47Gex316 says I just...
11:50Moving on.
11:51Alright, thanks for joining us. We're gonna do a little sightseeing here today.
11:55Here's the Workaholics guy playing soccer.
11:58If you look towards the moon, you'll see a ball that was hit there by Ken Griffey Jr.
12:02And in this house, you'll see Richard Nixon with old-timey Vegas prostitutes.
12:06There's TV star Lord Zedd.
12:09The special bike lane we made for Sonic the Hedgehog.
12:11And our friends at Target have a little celebrity gossip for you.
12:15This famous singer is an avid video game player.
12:18At each stop on tour, Whitney's games and game system are the last things packed and first thing unpacked.
12:26It's rumored that her song, The Greatest Love of All, was written for Luigi, the Super Mario Brother.
12:48They can't take away my dignity
12:53Because the greatest love of all is happening to me
13:07I found the greatest love of all inside of me
13:17To your right, you'll see two sports announcers without pants.
13:21And even in the late 1990s, Brett Favre contemplating retirement.
13:27Over to your left, you'll see future Hall of Famer John Randall looking at an NFL menu.
13:32John, may I recommend you the Tim Couch?
13:35It's the hot new food for defenders in 2000.
13:38Ooh, look, it's nice to see Tiger focusing on golf again.
13:42There's Bill Buckner playing football.
13:44And finally, Sammy Sosa.
13:46Oh, and Sweet Tooth getting his car washed.
13:49Don't worry, our friends at Target have you covered for the dumb sports ideas.
13:53Like how not to get a wedgie playing Madden.
13:56But they should have told me to calm down while playing Madden's 2003 cornerback skill drills on Expert,
14:02and not kick the wall and break it.
14:04Oh, there you go. Right there.
14:07They also seem to think I'm going to drop millions to broadcast an NFL Blitz tournament.
14:12With that cheap AI?
14:14The meek inherit the earth?
14:16Yeah, that happens suddenly with its comeback cheapness.
14:43Oh boy, look at this loser.
14:46Dear coach, I'll never forget you.
14:48The way you told me I was a fat lard.
14:50How hard you laughed at my lisp.
14:52The way you summed up my potential in two words.
14:55Marching band.
14:56Coach, I can't thank you enough for telling me I'd never play NFL football.
15:00You were my inspiration.
15:02And if you're ever in town, I'd love to return the favor
15:04and kick your hairy butt up and down the gridiron.
15:07Your former fan.
15:09Kick your hairy butt up and down the gridiron.
15:11Your former fatso, Hooper.
15:14Hooper looks like it's Pat.
15:16Through reading these, I came up with a little theory.
15:20The advertisers hated the readers.
15:23Look at how many of these advertisements are straight up threatening.
15:27Ryu's going to break your face.
15:29You're a loser who deserves an ass kicking.
15:32Games will have you wishing you were dead.
15:34And even if you were to live, one wrong blink will kill you.
15:38Well, at least it's not the calories according to Twisted Metal.
15:42We're off to murder the wizard.
15:45You think Oz is scary.
15:47How about 2096 having sporting events where bombs are attached to you?
15:52Or this society where people hunt Elvis for sport.
15:56How can one be safe when these games threaten to take your life and your limbs?
16:01They take you by force and blow your kneecaps out.
16:04And guess where they want you to go after they kill you?
16:06Hell!
16:07And if you want to be the one threatening, apparently you can kill globally.
16:13And just like MDK, you can be the one that kills.
16:17And opening up a can of whoop-ass is actually safer than bike riding.
16:21At least according to this ad.
16:23Or your wedding day.
16:24Let the butt kicking begins was actually an official statement from Nintendo headquarters.
16:30And come prepared.
16:32Not with cookies and a snorkel, but with swords and ninja stars.
16:36And we will use them to poke and bludgeon and disembowel.
16:40Now, the job will allow you to travel to exotic places and meet interesting creatures and kill them.
16:44Don't worry, the point of this journey is not to arrive, but survive.
16:49There's that.
16:51And Canada must be destroyed.
16:54And do you really think you have any hope?
16:56When Duke Nukem says you're U-G-L-Y and you ain't got no alibi, you ugly.
17:02Yeah, yeah, you ugly.
17:04Stuff it, you pussy.
17:07Wow, I think this ad hates Teletubbies worse than my dog does.
17:11Ooh, a gift card from Target.
17:15Exactly how I feel, ad.
17:18Well, if I'm thirsty, Target does happen to have the ultimate gamer drink recommendation.
17:23Many top video game players swear by this homemade energy drink.
17:27Mix 3.56 tablespoons of coffee,
17:314.67 cups of powdered sugar,
17:3445 to 46 can caffeinated soft drink,
17:38a baker's dozen eggs,
17:40and one tub whipped topping.
17:45Blend until creamy, serve chilled with mint garnish.
17:49Okay, I don't know if I have the garnish, but I'm gonna try this.
17:53Well, I drank the gamer drink, so hopefully it improves my Wave Runner 64 game.
17:59Strap yourself in for 64 bits of surfing, dashing, wave-crafting, watery action with Wave Race 64.
18:07It's got killer kawaski jet ski watercraft you can customize and eight slick race courses.
18:14Blow jets against another racer in wet, wild two-player action
18:19with waves big enough to surf and enough ocean to make a surfer lose his lunch.
18:26And don't forget your life vest. You'll need it.
18:31Get ready for the first race.
18:34Three, two, one, go!
18:45Good.
18:46Oh, you're a loser.
18:52Good.
18:54Get out of here!
18:57No problem.
19:01Good.
19:03Good.
19:04Okay.
19:07Okay.
19:09Let it rip!
19:10Come on!
19:13Yeah!
19:14Oh, it's worth it.
19:17Don't miss any more.
19:20Better get moving with it.
19:24Okay.
19:29Okay.
19:31Okay.
19:33Nice.
19:35Keep going.
19:39One chance.
19:40Okay.
19:44You can overtake it.
19:53Sorry, you didn't accumulate enough points to move on to the next round.
19:57Better luck next time.
20:01Maybe my thumbs need to be improved.
20:04Set, go!
20:11Okay, I think I did enough thumb exercises and I'm ready to play 2Xtreme.
20:15Hopefully I don't get last place.
20:17Because, you know, the only time I've ever not gotten last place in this game
20:21is against my sister.
20:22Who finishes last place?
20:30Ha ha, I just kicked you.
20:34Hands up!
20:402Xtreme, or should I say, Premium Rush, the PS1 game starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
20:48You know, scratch that.
20:50It's this controller that's causing me to lose.
20:52Thanks for the heads up, Target Ad.
20:55Twisted Metal 2? Oh, I love that versus mode.
20:58Of course, a lot of times, battles versus me and my sister would end like this.
21:15Yeah, extremely satisfying, right?
21:19No, not really.
21:25You can't say GamePro didn't warn you of Super Suck 64.
21:29And thanks for the heads up, Mailbag Writer.
21:31I think even Target was stealthy in telling you how bad this game sucked.
21:36I think they should have put Superman on this page.
21:40Rugrats for PS1 had bad camera angles, but it made up for it with this.
21:49Ah, let's talk about some good games for a change.
21:52Let's talk about the all-time classic, Virtual Pool 2.
21:59Which, according to GamePro, is video game perfection.
22:04It is better than Resident Evil 3, Crash Team Racing, F-Zero X, Tomb Raider 2, and Super Suck 64.
22:14Crash Team Racing, F-Zero X, Tomb Raider 2, Metal Gear Solid, The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Super Smash Bros., Mario Party, and Sonic Adventure.
22:28Perfection, by name is Half-Life, Virtual Pool 2, and Tekken 3.
22:34Gone was supposed to be green? Gone has a real backstory?
22:39Don't call him a carnosaur. He's been here for years, and his name is Gone.
22:43Wow, GamePro, referencing LL Cool J.
22:46And Gone was based on a hugely popular Japanese picture book, which features gorgeously detailed small black and white illustrations by Mashi Tanaka.
22:56Gone is a small charismatic reptoid of indeterminate sex and species, part dinosaur, part crocodile in all attitudes.
23:04Gone tears through his adventures with agility and vicious tenacity, making him a popular character in Japan.
23:10Tickin' action figures! I got a few of those!
23:15Want some other cool video game facts?
23:17How about Target saying that there was going to be a game called Roman's Debate?
23:21How about the fact that Austin Powers was telling the truth in this clip?
23:24One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.
23:31That's not mine.
23:32One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers.
23:39I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.
23:42One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
23:48I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
23:52This actually was his bag. And how about this interesting tidbit of what happened to Crash Bandicoot's girlfriend, Tawna?
23:58Well, this certainly answers the question I always had.
24:00In the first Crash Bandicoot game, one of Crash's objectives is to rescue his girlfriend, Tawna.
24:05After he succeeds, Tawna drops out of the picture.
24:08She isn't mentioned at the end of the game, nor does she reappear in any of the other Bandicoot games.
24:12What happened to Tawna?
24:13Once he saved Tawna, Crash realized that as long as they were together, she'd always be in danger.
24:18Crash thus made the heart-rending decision to end their one-level-long relationship, so he could focus his energy on defeating his foe.
24:26In short, he ditched her.
24:27You can reach Tawna at her website, www.ihatebandicoots.com.
24:34Speaking of Crash Bandicoot, I wish Naughty Dog would take him back and make him as awesome as he used to be.
24:39Remember the amazing ads?
24:41Or the stages where you run from a polar bear?
24:44Or getting ten extra lives when you stomp that polar bear on the main stage?
24:48Ah, Crash Bandicoot 2 with perfection.
24:51What? It's not as good as Pool?
24:54They better admit that Crash Bandicoot 3 is the all-time classic that it is.
24:59Good. Good.
25:01I would have been pissed if they said anything less than great.
25:04It's 2 a.m. and I'm still playing Time Commando.
25:07Put your TV on steroids?
25:09But then I'd have an asterisk next to any high score I achieve.
25:13Speaking of confusing...
25:15Stay off drugs?
25:19But a few pages later, get twisted.
25:22Get high?
25:24Remember how much fun it was to torture...
25:26No, no, no, no. Stop right there, you psychos.
25:29Oh, we got our first troll letter.
25:31I'm a big fan of both the Nintendo 64 and the PlayStation.
25:34But I think you people have been rating N64 games too high.
25:38For example, you gave Mario 64 a 5 for everything.
25:42And I could have sworn I played this game on a Super NES years ago.
25:46Sure, this game has some killer graphics, but it lacks major fun factor.
25:50And GoldenEye 07? What a joke.
25:53Where's the blood in this game?
25:55GoldenEye is boring when you play it by yourself.
25:57It's only fun when you play with a friend.
25:59Maybe you should try playing the games before you give them ridiculous ratings.
26:03And not to be left out of the trolling game, GamePro trolled people who wrote to them.
26:08Hi, I just want to know if the Spice World game is coming out in the U.S.
26:13For the PlayStation.
26:15I'm a huge Spice Girls fan, and I'd really like to know about this.
26:19I would also like to know the release date, if any.
26:22Signed by TooMuch756 via the Internet.
26:25TooMuch756 via the Internet.
26:27And here's their wonderful reply.
26:30TooMuch, you've got to be freaking kidding us.
26:33Now that Ginger Spice is Solo Spice, we don't care what the status of this game is.
26:38Huh?
26:40But if you do, check out sneak previews in this issue.
26:44We hope to God you're a chick.
26:47And when Target ads weren't being written by Mike Judge, they would also be trolling.
26:52And this kid was sending in a letter about how he was trolled by fellow classmates.
26:57Two kids in my school said that they have The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time for the PlayStation.
27:02Please clear this up if you can. GamePro is the best.
27:05And what appears to be a teenage James Rolfe wrote in about his hatred of Castlevania 64.
27:11After Metal Gear saw its awesome PlayStation gameplay, here comes Castlevania for the N64.
27:17Which sucked so badly that I returned it after a week.
27:21And speaking of fan letters, we have a big celebrity writing in.
27:25I love Tomb Raider 3. I love everything about it.
27:28I love its soft, luscious, curvaceous gameplay.
27:30I love its tender, yielding, passionate controls.
27:33I love the way it feels against my hands.
27:35Gently weighted, like, too firm, right...
27:38Sorry, I love Tomb Raider 3.
27:40Whoa, relax there, Ellen.
27:42Oh my God, that was...
27:44Oh my God, that was a letter from Ellen.
27:47Ha, just kidding.
27:49It was part of a feature that they'd have in April magazines called LamePro.
27:53And it was filled with fake game photoshops.
27:57Gary Coleman in Half-Life? That sounds awesome.
28:00As does Sonic 8, enough with the running.
28:04Superman in 64?
28:06Can't be any more slow and unplayable than the actual game it's parodying.
28:10Titanic 2, fuck the iceberg.
28:12Duke Nukem, time to quilt.
28:14And its sequel, Duke of Hazard?
28:17You know, I don't even know why they needed a LamePro issue.
28:20Just read some of the letters that people sent in to GamePro.
28:23That's funny enough.
28:25Here's a movie casting that these people decided had to happen.
28:29We could have Chris being played by Dean Cain,
28:33George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer, Keanu Reeves,
28:37Tim Roth, Charlie Sheen,
28:40Kevin Sorbo,
28:43John Travolta, Bruce Willis,
28:46and Billy Zane.
28:48Whoa, Jill.
28:50Jill would be played by Jillian Anderson,
28:52Drew Barrymore, Sandra Bullock,
28:54Nev Campbell,
28:56Sarah Michelle Gellar,
28:58Melissa Gilbert,
29:00Selma Hayek, Natasha Henstridge,
29:02Demi Moore, Alicia Silverstone,
29:04or Bridget Wilson.
29:06Wesker is going to be played by Kevin Bacon,
29:09Stephen Baldwin,
29:11Wes Craven,
29:13Harrison Ford,
29:15Bill Goodman,
29:17Val Kilmer,
29:19Gary Oldman,
29:21Robert Patrick,
29:23Sylvester Stallone,
29:25John Travolta,
29:27Christopher Walken,
29:29Barry could be played by Tom Berenger,
29:31Bruce Bixner,
29:33Nicholas Cage,
29:35Sean Connery,
29:37Robert De Niro,
29:39Charles Dunton,
29:41Chris Farley,
29:43or Kiefer Sutherland.
29:45And Rebecca would be played by
29:47Christina Applegate,
29:49Holly Berry, Sandra Bullock,
29:51Nev Campbell,
29:53Claire Danes,
29:55Sarah Michelle Gellar,
29:57Jennifer Gray,
29:59Helen Hunt,
30:01Jennifer Love Hewitt,
30:03or Uma Thurman.
30:05Law from Tekken 2 would be played by Adam Sandler.
30:07Nina from Tekken 2 is played by Heather Locklear.
30:09Paul would be played by
30:11Jean-Claude Van Damme.
30:13Heihachi would be Arnold Schwarzenegger.
30:15Yoshimitsu would be
30:17Nicholas Cage.
30:19Luigi would be played by
30:21Michael Richards.
30:23Link from The Legend of Zelda is played by
30:25Michael J. Fox.
30:27Zelda would be played by Jennifer Aniston.
30:29So Jennifer Aniston and
30:31Michael J. Fox in a movie.
30:33Okay, let's wrap this up the way
30:35everything should be wrapped up.
30:37With a little sexual suggestiveness.
30:39I'm horny
30:41horny horny horny
30:43so horny
30:45I'm horny horny horny
30:47I'm horny
30:49horny horny horny
30:51so horny
30:53I'm horny horny horny
30:55so horny
30:57horny horny horny
30:59so horny
31:01horny horny horny
31:03I'm horny
31:05horny horny horny
31:07I'm horny
31:09horny horny
31:11so horny
31:13horny horny
31:15so horny
31:17horny
31:19horny
31:21horny
31:23horny
31:25horny
31:27horny
31:29horny
31:31horny
31:33horny

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