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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
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00:00I'll see you next time.
00:30Then press on, noble crew.
00:49That blockage won't move by itself, and the sewers must flow.
00:53Let nothing impede the waste filtration of this great metropolis.
00:57Her affluence must reach the Virgin Seas.
01:02I think I see the problem.
01:05No, brave race.
01:19There's too many of them.
01:20Back to the surface world.
01:22It's happening again, isn't it?
01:32Yes, he's back.
01:34And only one man can save us now.
01:38Check.
01:39Chess.
01:45The ancient contest of wits.
01:47Two opponents.
01:49Mano, a mano.
01:50Braino, a braino.
01:52And look, magnets for ease of travel.
01:56Why, you can play chess on the moon.
01:58Uh-oh.
01:59Of course, I wouldn't do that.
02:00Definitely checkmate.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Butt out, stinky.
02:03Check and mate.
02:09Oh, man.
02:10Come on.
02:11One more game.
02:13But, but...
02:15What?
02:16Yeah, I got whinzees.
02:18Whinzees.
02:19Uh, yeah.
02:20Excuse me, stinky.
02:22But could you be any less articulate?
02:24Yeah, but please don't call me stinky all the time.
02:28Oh, sure, stinky.
02:31Oops.
02:32There I go again.
02:34Maybe it's because you stink.
02:37No, Flatermouse.
02:39That's just the loser in you lashing out.
02:41Hey, shut up.
02:45Excuse us, but we bear grave tidings from below.
02:50Ah, stalwart municipal employees, not a problem.
02:53I'm sure that I can...
02:55Uh-huh.
02:58Mighty sewer urchin, we need your help.
03:01He's returned, and his filth walks the sewers once again.
03:06Uh-oh.
03:07Bad news.
03:08Very bad.
03:09Definitely trouble.
03:10Yeah, gotta go.
03:11Bye.
03:12What?
03:13Who?
03:13Whose filth is walking?
03:14Urchin?
03:15Hey, wait up!
03:18Well, it's been a rough day.
03:21Tuna milks for everyone!
03:23So, uh, Grace, I like a woman who does dirty work.
03:30Oh, you're so lucky.
03:32Say, what's it like to spend time with the sewer urchin?
03:36What?
03:37Stinky?
03:38He stinks!
03:40Oh, wow.
03:42Now, come on, urchin, what's this all about?
03:45Of course, gotta save the city.
03:48Well, that's our job, too.
03:50Oh, I don't know.
03:52Very, very dangerous down there.
03:55We're not afraid to get our hands dirty.
03:57How bad can it be?
03:59Okay.
04:00Just try and keep up.
04:06Of course, this is my apartment.
04:11Whoa.
04:12Talk about living high on a low hog.
04:16Urchin, this place is fantastic.
04:20Yeah, see it ever so humble.
04:22Ha-ha.
04:22Please wipe your feet.
04:31Of course, relax.
04:32Make yourselves at home.
04:33Enjoy some cocktail meanies.
04:35Just found them this morning.
04:37Uh, no thanks.
04:38No, just eight.
04:38I don't think so.
04:40Give it yourself.
04:40Ha-ha.
04:47Wow.
04:47Did you find all this, too?
04:50Uh-huh.
04:51What?
04:51It's full of money.
04:53Urchin, you're rich.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Rich in spirit.
04:58Yeah.
04:58Rich in spirit.
05:08Urchin, urchin.
05:17Here.
05:17You better put these on.
05:19Ha-ha-ha.
05:20Aren't you taking this just a little too seriously?
05:23You definitely don't understand, Dick.
05:25What we're up against here isn't just evil.
05:27It's filth.
05:30So, um, exactly who are we dealing with here?
05:35His name is Lou Salazar.
05:36He was the most despicable civil servant in the history of solid waste management.
05:40Very bad.
05:41The most corrupt commissioner of sanitation this city's ever had.
05:44Ooh, scary.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Now he calls himself Sarver the Sewers.
05:49Lou Salazar, Sewers-ar.
05:51Hoo.
05:52Say that five times fast.
05:54No time, Dick.
05:55Ha-ha.
05:55Hail, Sewers-ar.
06:06Tsar of the Sewers.
06:08Bad news.
06:09The dreaded sewer urchin has caught wind of our plot.
06:12Even now he combs the netherworld in search of your eminence.
06:16I think he's pretty mad at you.
06:18I see.
06:21No matter.
06:22Yes, he brought me down once before.
06:25My fall from the lofty post of sanitation commissioner was steep and hard.
06:30But by tomorrow morning, every faucet, every shower nozzle, every water bubbler will spoo forth my glorious filk.
06:40I will rise again and besmirch the city to its knees.
06:45What are we?
06:46Filks.
06:47Where do we come from?
06:49Filks.
06:49Where are we going?
06:51Filks.
06:53We're Filks.
06:54We're Filks.
06:55We come from Filks.
06:56We're going to Filks.
06:57We're Filks.
06:57We're Filks.
06:58We're Filks.
06:59We're Filks.
07:00We're Filks.
07:13Man, it smells like sore urchin square down here.
07:17Yes.
07:18But apart from the unholy stench, I think we can certainly function as well in the sewer as we do a...
07:24Tick!
07:25Tick!
07:26Quick!
07:26Get out of there!
07:27Oh, come on, urchin.
07:29It's not that bad.
07:31Hey, just like soda pop.
07:33Tick!
07:36Come on!
07:37Let this!
07:38Tick!
07:39Don't move.
07:43Ah!
07:44Help!
07:45What happened?
07:46What was that?
07:48What was it with the lobsters?
07:49Sewer lobsters, Tick.
07:51I thought there were alligators in the sewer.
07:54I mean, I was ready for alligators.
07:57Oh, no.
07:58That's definitely a myth.
07:59We got lobsters.
08:00You can always chase them off with a little melted butter and some lemon.
08:05You better keep moving.
08:06Sewers are probably the nose we're here by now.
08:08Oops.
08:09I'm getting gummer.
08:11Oops! Getting drama!
08:29The mixture's off. Needs more... activated sludge.
08:34This batch is no better than my earliest experiments in filth.
08:38Back then, I thought stupid filth would cut the mustard,
08:41but the sewer urchin thwarted my invasion
08:44and showed me the error of my ways.
08:49I realized I needed filth of intelligence
08:52to wage my war on the surface world.
08:57I needed... smart filth.
09:04Hello. Who am I?
09:06You're filth.
09:08Got it.
09:09Okay. We're back in business.
09:13Excellent. By dawn, I'll have enough smart filth to flood the city.
09:18Hail Sewer Czar.
09:20Sewer Urchin is getting closer, and he has two topsiders with him.
09:24Topsiders? Good. That'll slow him down.
09:27Now take a detachment of filth and finish off our prickly sewer prints.
09:31Uh, T-Tec, you know...
09:36You know, really, sewer urchin might be right.
09:39We're heroes. Sure, we are.
09:41But maybe we're not so super in the... in the sewer.
09:44We're sworn to protect the city.
09:46And we're just gonna have to face it.
09:48That includes the sewers.
09:50Besides, I think we've weathered the worst of it.
09:53Oh, hey, look! Somebody lost their wallet!
09:56Ah! T-C, no!
09:58Eh?
09:59Wallet Angler!
10:00Wallet Angler!
10:01Ah!
10:02Ah!
10:03Ah!
10:04Yeah, Wallet Angler. Uses a living wallet for bait. Very dangerous.
10:21Okay. Now listen, guys. If you wanna get out of here in one piece, stick close to me and do what I do.
10:29Tick, don't do what you do.
10:33Man, you are so cool down here.
10:38Oh, yeah. Down here I'm considered the apotheosis of cool.
10:42Did you just say apotheosis?
10:45We're Will! We're Will! We're Will! We're Will, we're Will! We're Will to go
10:52We're Will! We're Will! We're Will! We're Will to go
10:56Okay, troops, this is the big one. Once the urchin is out of the picture, we're backing up and overflowing. Soon the topsiders' world will be ours and ours alone.
11:10Uh, excuse me, Lou, I don't want to step out of line here, but seriously, have you given this much thought?
11:19Excuse me?
11:20I mean, I think what he means is those people up there are the primary generators of filth.
11:25Without them, there'd be no us.
11:34It's pretty much a symbiotic relationship, Lou.
11:37Listen, you jerks!
11:40The entire history of humanity has been one long battle against filth.
11:46I've been there.
11:47Oh, I know.
11:48Oh, clean, clean.
11:50We like clean.
11:52Clean it up, wipe it off, rinse it out.
11:54All they want to do is get rid of us.
11:58So why should we get rid of them?
12:01Uh, you've got a point there, Lou.
12:03We're filth.
12:04We come from filth?
12:06Let's go to filth.
12:08We're filth.
12:09We're filth.
12:10We come from filth.
12:11We're going to filth.
12:12We're filth.
12:13We're filth.
12:14We come from filth.
12:15We're going to filth.
12:16What is it? What is it?
12:28I don't like the smell of this.
12:31I don't like the smell of anything down here. What is it?
12:37Shh. We're surrounded by filth. And they're closing in.
12:42Here, take some soap.
12:44Um, Tick, why are we taking a bath in the sewer?
12:49You heard the man. Just leather up.
12:53You know, I liked my life about two hours ago.
12:57Warm, dry, a cup of coffee at the diner, a few games of chess.
13:02We're playing a game of chess now, Arthur, and it's their move.
13:11Yeah!
13:11Back to back. And keep your shots up.
13:16Okay. Um...
13:17Spoon?
13:33Oh, gross.
13:38Was that it? Was that the big fight? Are we done yet?
13:47Now can we go home?
13:49Not yet. This is only the beginning.
13:53You incompetent goons!
13:55But they had all this foamy white stuff.
13:58Yeah, it was sweet-smelling and fresh.
14:02Rats! He's got soap.
14:06Soap, huh?
14:07Well, we hated it.
14:09Of course you hated it!
14:11You're filth!
14:12You come from filth, you're going to filth!
14:14You know, that's just what we were talking about on the way back.
14:17What exactly does that mean?
14:19Why do we have to go to filth?
14:21Yeah. Why couldn't we go to the Bahamas?
14:24Right. Yeah. I mean, see, that's what we were thinking.
14:29You know, it's okay to start thinking.
14:33But you've got to know where to stop!
14:34I'll just have to deal with sewer urchin myself.
14:42Ah! There you are, you lavender menace!
14:48Soapy. Definitely too soapy.
14:52And too wet.
14:53Wet?
14:56I'll show you the meaning of wet!
14:59Uh-oh.
15:04I don't like the smell of this, either.
15:32Methane gas.
15:33Very bad.
15:34Very...
15:36Very flammable!
15:38Gotta go. Bye.
15:39No!
15:43Ow!
15:44Urchin!
15:45Look out! Look out! Look out!
15:46Urchin!
15:48No!
15:50No!
15:55Children of the depths!
15:57The sewer urchin is no more.
16:00That's too bad. He seemed like a nice enough fella.
16:03Filth!
16:03Felth!
16:04My hour has come around at last.
16:07Now slouch up one to victory!
16:10Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:15The city will be mine at last!
16:18You know, I'm not sure I like where this guy is coming from.
16:21Yeah, I'm starting to think that Lou is just out for Lou.
16:29If it isn't the sewer urchin's little sidekicks.
16:33So nice of you to drop in.
16:35Just in time to see your world destroyed.
16:39Oh, yeah?
16:41Not if we have anything to say about it!
16:45Topsiders.
16:46Arthur, we may be out of our element,
16:49but we're not out of our league.
16:51I'm with you, Tick.
16:53Come on, get it in gear.
16:55Let's go.
16:56Step it up.
16:57Spoon!
17:06Sultan of Sludge?
17:08I'm putting an end to your pipe dreams.
17:11You're too late.
17:13My filthy minions are already on their way.
17:15Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
17:19Be-boo, ba-boa, dee-dee-
17:22Ah!
17:23Ah!
17:24Ah!
17:24Ah!
17:25Ah!
17:25Ah!
17:26Your people are doomed!
17:29Ah-ha!
17:29Urchin!
17:31I don't think so.
17:34You!
17:34Urchin!
17:35You're okay!
17:37Hey, sorry, man.
17:44You're okay?
17:47No!
17:52Don't just stand there, you stupid jerks!
17:55Crush these intruders!
17:57Come on!
17:58What are you waiting for?
17:59Well, it's occurred to us that perhaps sewer-urgent-solid-waste-management philosophy might be more compatible with our long-term interests than the scheme you've put forward.
18:11Yeah, Lou!
18:12You stink!
18:13They're right, Lou.
18:15It's people like you who give filth a bad name.
18:19Hey, guys.
18:20Nice work.
18:24Hey, Tick.
18:25Arthur.
18:26Ha-ha-ha-ha.
18:28Hey, Stinky!
18:29How's it stinking?
18:33Whoa.
18:33You all stink.
18:36Listen to Flatermouse.
18:38Ow!
18:39You spent all night learning an important lesson?
18:41You can't judge a sewer by its manhole cover.
18:44No, sir.
18:45People can be very different under the surface than they might seem.
18:49Quiet, mild-mannered souls just might turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.
18:54And roaring lions of two-fisted cool just might have some crippling lobster problems.
19:00Listen, man.
19:02It's all crazy down there under the surface.
19:04A lost wallet could bite you in half.
19:07A bar of soap could save your life.
19:09I get a disgusting mound of muck just might have some very compelling ideas.
19:17Do you dig my ditch?
19:20Oh, yeah.
19:23Definitely.
19:24Yeah.
19:25Hey, Arthur.
19:26Hogarth Lemley writes,
19:28Dear Tick,
19:28What would you do if bees took over the world?
19:32Again, Hogarth,
19:33When the bees implement their worldwide fascist regime,
19:36I will be the first to go down into the honey mines.
19:38I will be the first to carry their squirming larvae in my teeth,
19:42to smear royal jelly on their chosen queen.
19:45And why, good heavens, on account of the stinging!