🦸♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸♂️
Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
💥 Like, Subscribe, and hit the bell for more retro cartoon classics and superhero parodies!
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00:00Oh
00:30Oh
01:00Mucus the scourge of bad guy
01:10This cold really has you on the ropes doesn't it tick no beer common cold Arthur no
01:17This must be some super interstellar mutant virus from space
01:22empires have fallen at the foot of this box
01:25Oh
01:28Yeah, well, don't give it to me
01:33Arthur resistance wearing down must have more soup
01:40Sure
01:55What the hey the mail came?
02:01Yuck
02:03Oops hit for somebody in apartment 14 B. That's next door. It says attention
02:09Thrackers hog you may have just won ten million dollars
02:13So I'd better get this to its rightful owner
02:17Is that you?
02:19Eyes failing chicken soup only chance for survival
02:24Oh tick relax everybody gets a cold once in a while
02:28Please the soup listen. I'm going to take this letter to the right apartment. I'll be back soon
02:3814 B well this must be the place
02:40Guys
02:47What who are you?
02:49Thrackers hog from dimension
02:52Apartment 14 B. Hi, I'm your new neighbor welcome to my humble abode pretty cozy. Don't you think how how did I get here?
03:01Yeah easily I tore a hole into the fabric of your dimension with my interplanar portal power patent pending pretty sweet, eh?
03:09What are you doing?
03:13Now now now there will be plenty of time for brain-eating after we conquer earth
03:21And to conquer said earth I will need an invincible army a million superhuman soldiers
03:28Marching to the tune of my big drum
03:30Which is why I should clone the mighty blue tick clone the tick oh, yes
03:36Your super hero friend is all the attributes I require incredible strength nigh invulnerability and the teeny tiny little brain
03:46brain
03:48Imagine a legion of ticks at my command
03:50Oh, no
03:52Oh, yes
03:54And when my army is complete
03:56I will rule the world
03:58I'm gonna eat lots of brains! Fresh, tasty brains!
04:10Oh, ahem, uh...
04:12Are we bothering you?
04:14No, I just want some munchies.
04:16My roommate.
04:21He's kind of weird, but he's quiet and always comes through with his half of the rent.
04:26Now, where were we? Oh, yes! Cloning!
04:29Wait a second. What do you want with me if it's the tick you're after?
04:33Don't you know anything? You're the sidekick. I clone you, then I send the evil clone to procure a tissue sample of the tick so I can clone a million of him.
04:41And speaking of tissue samples, I need to get one from you.
04:50You don't wanna do that.
04:52Yes, yes I do. Now, hold still.
04:56Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
05:03Cloning is a precise science. That's why I use the clonerizer. It costs more, but you get what you pay for.
05:09My own recipe includes a generous portion of Dr. Thrak's secret cloning sauce.
05:13A pinch of oregano, cause you know a little goes a long way.
05:17And last but not least, your toenail. Mix well and voila!
05:24Arthur the sidekick. Prepare to meet Arthur the evil clone.
05:30I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I, Arthur. I
06:00I'd rather be strained through a chain-link fence.
06:04Clone, go next door and fetch me a tissue sample from the tick.
06:08Got it? A tissue sample.
06:10Aye, Arthur.
06:11You'll never get away with this, you overconfident blob.
06:15The tick will be on to that flimsy fabrication in a second.
06:18He hasn't got a chance against the always wary eye of the ever-alert tick.
06:30Oh, oh, oh!
06:56Oh, oh, oh, oh!
07:00Arthur, I just had the strangest dream.
07:19I was taking some math test I hadn't studied for,
07:22and then you tried to saw off my head.
07:24Weird, huh?
07:26Aye, Arthur.
07:27Of course you are.
07:28And I, Tick.
07:35Sorry, Arthur.
07:44Blast this uncommon cold anyway.
07:47Well, only one thing to do now.
07:49Wear this super cold down
07:51with many hours of daytime television.
07:54Ooh, hey, look.
07:55It's Honesty Cola's world of wrestling.
07:58Cool.
07:58Hear me, wrestling fans.
08:00I, the human baboon, crave vengeance.
08:02Beautiful Steven will know the agony of my feet.
08:05I mean, defeat.
08:08Well, it's been a while.
08:10All must be going well.
08:12Apparently, the Tick wasn't so quick to discover my clone.
08:16Oh, brain!
08:17Big brain!
08:18Big brain!
08:20Big brain!
08:22Don't be so sure.
08:24Tick will catch on.
08:25Just you wait.
08:26Actually, I can't wait.
08:27I have to go if you catch my drift.
08:30Nature is one call you can't put on hold.
08:32Be right back.
08:34Be right back!
08:35Big brain!
08:36Big brain!
08:36Yum!
08:37No offense, but you scare me.
08:47What's going on, little bunny guy?
08:50I am a moth!
08:52Are you aware that your roommate is a hideous monster from another dimension with evil plans
08:57for world domination?
09:00Listen, a good roommate relationship is based on a respect for privacy.
09:04Look, can you at least loosen these straps?
09:08Because they're chafing me.
09:11The human baboon has pulled something out of his baboon pants.
09:14It looks like an unsanctioned foreign object.
09:17Yes, it's a scale model of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
09:21He's coming out swinging.
09:24Ooh, au revoir, beautiful Steven.
09:27Parley-boo, ouch.
09:30Now, a commercial.
09:34Oh, Arthur, there you are.
09:36So nice to have company to watch TV with.
09:40Brace yourself while corporate America tries to sell us its wretched things.
09:44I like jackhammering.
09:46I better.
09:47I do it all day long.
09:49It's a man's job, and I work up a man-sized sweat on my brow.
09:53You sure do.
09:54But I'm not afraid to pamper myself with a plush tissue when my brow needs a good wiping.
10:00Plush?
10:01Here, big fella, sample my tissue.
10:03I'll show you a tissue sample.
10:07Fetch me a tissue sample from a tick.
10:17Oh, my.
10:19You, I'd regret that burrito.
10:21Hey, what's happening here?
10:23Uh, a little bunny guy was chafing himself on the ropes, so I loosened him up a bit.
10:27You what?
10:29He's a moth guy, and how many times do I have to say it?
10:31Don't touch my stuff.
10:33This is my side of the living room, and that is your side of the living room.
10:37And must you drink straight out of the milk carton?
10:40It's disgusting.
10:40Rally, beautiful Steven.
10:43Rally.
10:43Oh, that can't be good for his lower back.
10:47You bit baboon, you stinker.
10:49Stop your evil ways.
10:51Oh, no, you don't.
11:00Dick, help!
11:02Gad, my cold has escalated into double vision.
11:06I'm the real Arthur.
11:12He's a clone.
11:14I, Arthur.
11:16What matter of rare quandary is this?
11:19How can I be sure which Arthur is the real Arthur?
11:28Look, Dick, look.
11:29He's turning into a monster.
11:31Monster?
11:32Where?
11:33I don't see anything wrong with him.
11:35Uh, Arthur?
11:37If you two don't stop this roughhousing, somebody's gonna get hurt and end up crying.
11:42I know how I can prove I'm the real Arthur.
11:44I'll tell you something only you and I would know.
11:47Go ahead, Arthur-like person.
11:49Oh, okay.
11:51Remember that time my sister gave me that V-neck sweater vest for my birthday?
11:55And we tried to return it to the store, and they'd only give me credit.
11:58And I was so upset, and then at lunch they put onions on my cheeseburger
12:02after I expressly asked the waitress not to.
12:05Do you remember that day, Tick?
12:07Oh, indeed I do.
12:09Now your turn.
12:10I, Arthur...
12:12I can't argue with that.
12:17Is that you, Arthur?
12:23Yes!
12:23No deed for raised voices.
12:26Look, Tick, there's this obscene monster who lives next door,
12:29and it wants to clone you and take over the world.
12:32Are you sure you're the real, Arthur?
12:33Oh, come on!
12:35Tick, please let me go.
12:40It's locked, Tick.
12:42Step back, Arthur.
12:43I'll take care of the door.
12:44Merciful heavens!
12:54Too late, too late.
12:56Too late, too late.
12:58Yuck.
13:03What horror is this?
13:04So mighty, Tick.
13:06At last we meet.
13:08It's nice to finally get to know the neighbors.
13:11I am Thrakorzog, evil ruler of Dimension 14b.
13:15Allow me to introduce your successor.
13:19I was a bit worried at first.
13:21I mean, he is a little mucus-intensive.
13:23But you work with what you've got.
13:25Enough, prattle villain.
13:27I don't mind a little science,
13:28but no one bucks around with the Tick's bodily membranes.
13:32Prepare for swift justice.
13:35Oh-ho!
13:36So foul gelatin.
13:38You would do battle with the nose of your birth?
13:41Hey, you guys aren't gonna fight in here, are you?
13:44And why not?
13:44I pay half the rent.
13:46We'll lose our cleaning deposit if any half gets messed up.
13:49Oh, the cleaning deposit, what was I thinking?
13:52Of course you're right.
13:54Now what?
13:54How about the roof?
13:55Good call, Arthur.
13:57There's a place good always fights evil.
13:59Well, works for me.
14:02Quite frankly, that's why I was so glad to find this great apartment.
14:08You'd be surprised how hard it is to get a place in the city.
14:11Never mind that most folks are hesitant to rent to a slime-based organism,
14:15much less one with intentions of taking over the world.
14:18Anything brains, too!
14:20Don't forget the brains!
14:22It is good, this roof.
14:24I am pleased.
14:26Come on.
14:27Let's get this over with, dozed jelly.
14:30Tick, wait!
14:32Hey, no whispering.
14:34Tick, keep them busy.
14:36I think I know how to get Thrakazog back to his own dimension.
14:39When I give you the high sign, try to throw the mucus tick into Thrakazog.
14:44A high sign?
14:45Are you a great sidekick or what?
14:48Let's get to it.
14:49Break!
14:49Coward.
14:57This is disgusting.
14:59You know, threat to humanity.
15:01Well, except for maybe the gross-out factor.
15:05Go ahead, Slimey.
15:06Take your best shot.
15:07Hot dog.
15:15A worthy adversary.
15:19Don't press the don't button.
15:21I'll press your don't button, buddy.
15:24Heavier than it looks.
15:28Eat bricks!
15:29Oh, he's good.
15:34Can I clone or can I clone?
15:36Surrender, Tick.
15:37You're hopelessly outclassed.
15:38I don't know the meaning of the word surrender.
15:42I mean, I know it.
15:43I'm not dumb.
15:44Just not in this context.
15:45And if it's class, you what?
15:46Now talk to me about class.
16:00Lucky break.
16:08Here goes nothing.
16:12Oh.
16:13Need an extension cord.
16:26Huh?
16:27What?
16:28Oh, that old joke.
16:30So, what tired routine do you do for an encore?
16:35Oh, dear.
16:37Oh, my.
16:38Now that's going to leave a mark.
16:40All aboard for the Trans-Dimensional Express.
16:47Huh?
16:49Why me?
16:57This can't be good for my cold.
17:00But this is no time for selfish thoughts.
17:02It's time for a little turnabout.
17:04Can you get any more disgusting?
17:20Don't make me come in there.
17:24Wait a second.
17:25Smells like ambush.
17:32Mucal invader.
17:33Is there no end to your oozing?
17:37Adapter.
17:38Adapter.
17:39Adapter.
17:42Thanks.
17:43I've had enough chasing.
17:45It's your turn now, Thoris Bog.
17:48Thrakazog.
17:48Thrakazog with a K.
17:50Boy, are you ever rude.
17:51Ethan Bull!
17:52No braids today.
17:54We're only serving humble pie.
17:55Watchabazog.
17:56Listen, buddy.
17:57For the last time, it's...
17:59Forrax in a bog.
17:59Thrakazog.
18:00Ah, laxative log.
18:01No, no, no.
18:01Laplanderzog.
18:02No.
18:02Forrax in a dog.
18:03Thrak.
18:04Sapsucker frog.
18:05No, no, no.
18:06Susan?
18:08Now you're doing it on purpose.
18:10How juvenile.
18:14Let's see how you like it, name-call-boy.
18:17Or should I say, tuck, tack, tock?
18:29Come on, Tick.
18:34Now is no time for friendly greetings, lad.
18:37Tick, high sign.
18:39Tick.
18:40High sign?
18:41Oh, high sign.
18:42Right, right.
18:43Okay, nostril spawn.
18:46I didn't want to have to do this.
18:48I mean, I really didn't want to have to do this.
18:50But you asked for it.
19:03It's not possible.
19:04Can't hold it.
19:06Now, Tick.
19:16Now, Tick.
19:25Nothing like a bit of drama to clear the sinuses.
19:30Once again, we've blasted the nasal passages of the city
19:33clean of the cloning mucus of evil.
19:36Now, we can all breathe free and easy
19:39and smell the lilacs in bloom.
19:42Hello, aroma.
19:46Uh, I'll get the soup.
19:48I'll get it.