- 5/4/2025
🦸♂️🕷️ The Tick – The Full Animated Series! 🕷️🦸♂️
Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
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Get ready for absurd superhero hilarity in The Tick, the cult-classic animated series that parodies everything you love about comic book heroes! With his sidekick Arthur, The Tick battles ridiculous villains like Chairface Chippendale and The Evil Midnight Bomber—all while shouting heroic nonsense like “Spoon!”
Originally aired in the 90s, this offbeat, action-packed series is a fan favorite for its smart humor, satirical edge, and unforgettable one-liners.
🎬 Binge the entire series and dive into one of the weirdest, funniest superhero shows of all time!
💥 Like, Subscribe, and hit the bell for more retro cartoon classics and superhero parodies!
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02:00monkey doing up there oh man uh houston was that you central tracking we didn't copy that
02:06copy this you jerks get me down out of here uh houston that was the monkey roger central tracking
02:13we have talking monkey and brainwaves indicate super genius uh oh you clowns what are you guys
02:19shooting monkeys into space for it's been dug to death well yank we uh just wanted to see what
02:25what monkeys were like in space oh yeah i'll save you time i'll tell you what monkeys are like in
02:30space very angry and we're awful sorry little buddy but that ray storm blew out our remote
02:35guidance system we can't get you down without it ah forget it i'll get myself down you dinks
02:41but i'll see you in court
02:43good morning arthur who are you what are you doing in my apartment
02:59if you guys are selling insurance we don't want any no tick we're with the government well no thanks
03:08we've got all the government we need we're secret government agents we're here on official business
03:13pack a small bag your flight leaves in three hours uh okay what this is yank until 0800 hours this
03:20morning he was a normal monkey in space due to massive cosmic ray exposure he now possesses the
03:24highest iq on the planet we want him to be the new head of our space program he's that good but
03:29here's the problem slideshow boring losing consciousness yank's capsule is about to splash
03:36down here near the small island nation of pokeponesia this is pineapple pokepo international
03:41troublemaker and all-around ugly customer he rules pokeponesia with an iron fist we feel certain
03:45he's going to make a grab for our monkey
03:49grab the monkey got it our government can't enter pokepo's territorial waters without risking an
03:53international incident that's where you come in gentlemen but why us you were recommended by one of the
03:59country's most patriotic heroes hi boys american made she'll be the third member of your mission team
04:06here you get two-way wrist radios and everything oh smooth
04:10where is everybody where's my boat that's it you're in a lot of trouble houston this this is a bad
04:24commitment this is mental anguish great great don't think this isn't going to appear in my deposition
04:33hey get out of here hey hey that's government property don't eat me i'm smart
04:48little monkey welcome to pineapple pokepo's island domain you yank will be our guest for the next
05:18i'm sorry what is a monkey's average lifespan 20 to 40 years what's it to you our guest for the next 20
05:24to 40 years what where's your phone you will become pokeponesia's first chief military advisor
05:31you know i've had my eye on hawaii for quite some time and that's where you come in you will build me
05:36some kind of oh fantastic genius technology machine that will allow me to enslave hawaii and
05:41rule it with an iron fist or maybe something with neutrons what do you think hmm come here no no come
05:47here oh yes i expected you might respond this way so i've prepared a little speech
05:53i am not a smart man i am not an honest man i am not a clean man i am not a rational man but
06:02i am a very big man you are a very smart monkey but you are a very very small monkey
06:10monkey big man small monkey get it got it
06:21arthur come in
06:22repeat come in earth i mean arnie over tick cut it out uh Arthur you're gonna blow my cover
06:34my code name is nick i don't know you well if you're going to be that way about it tick nick nick nick we're
06:43not supposed to know each other we're supposed to be three separate tourists enjoying a carefree island
06:48holiday but what about our secret mission yes that's the whole point it's a secret so quit talking
06:55about it and if you don't stop spinning into your wrist radio i swear i'll bust it over your head
07:00excuse me i don't know either of you gentlemen but i can't help but noticing that you're screwing
07:06everything up uh-uh would anyone care for some complimentary tap water oh great great and could i have a
07:14fresh pillow this one's a little flat oh and could i have another one of those salty peanuts oh and my
07:19lips are a little dry could i have some balm this is your captain speaking i've turned on the fasten
07:25seat belt sign please make sure your seat belts are securely fastened and that your seats are in an
07:31upright position may i remind you that in the likely event of a water landing the seat cushions beneath
07:37you are the property of pineapple air and may not be removed from the cabin ahem and thank you for
07:44choosing pineapple air welcome to the royal pineapple hotel name janine very good and the last name oh last
08:02name uh smith hey no one told me we had to think up last names over and you sir arnie uh uh jones very good
08:14sir oh uh nick uh just think he has some nick soap days nick soap dish uh-huh nick soap dish uh yes it's a
08:25french that's funny it sounds more made up to me well time to hit the surf
08:43i can't believe it tourists have finally come to pokeponesia oh my ads in those travel magazines are
08:49really starting to pay off oh and pretty too
09:04whoa hey whoa down boy whoa how's the water mr salt dish oh you know it's a little sharky but it's okay
09:18once you get used to it at last pokeponesia is becoming the new tourist hot spot armpit of the
09:27pacific indeed but general pokepone something tells me those tourists are secret agents from america
09:33nonsense they're just playing folks out for a good time it's our job to give it to them we just have
09:39to find out what they want i think they want the monkey and i think you are not listening to me
09:46what we need here is a little market research
09:54you get back to the hotel and invite that pretty one up here we'll have a little dinner and find
09:59out what she's looking for in an island paradise oh a little monkey how's that fantastic genius
10:07technology machine coming i'm just eating to conquer hawaii oh yeah we'll have that island
10:12chain on its knees in no time good good come in nick arnie all right this is secret agent nick over
10:25listen we've got to put together a plan what do we know so far well pokepone stays in a fortified palace
10:31just off the north shore of the island yes and it's surrounded by deadly riptides and shark infested waters
10:37nick what did you get well i found some very pretty shells and i got this lovely leg
10:47watch it someone's coming
10:50janine smith his excellency general pokepone cordially invites you to his palace for dinner
10:56followed by a one-woman focus group on tourism in pokeponesia it's free great i'll be there
11:02what a break you boys work your way out to the palace somehow i'll call when i find yank
11:13how is my genius machine coming along little monkey it'll be ready by tonight tonight really
11:19excellent but tell me how does it work well you just aim it at hawaii and pull the trigger
11:25ah good work and after we've secured honolulu we'll reload and conquer wyoming yeah you know poke
11:33as your chief prisoner and military advisor i feel i should inform you that your logic is flawed
11:38you see you're succumbing to the fallacy of the unbounded middle wow really oh yeah absolutely but what is
11:44this unbounded middle you speak of oh genius monkey mine it's well you know uh on the ends it's
11:52and then it's creamy but i i i used to know but somehow i i i i can't remember
12:03come in secret agent arnie this is secret agent nick over yeah yeah this is arnie where are you nick
12:11i'm in position and prepared to embark are you in position and prepared to embark
12:15tick i mean nick would you give me a few minutes it's a jungle out here that's a big 10-4 agent nick out
12:28well miss smith my general philosophy is this whether you're oppressing a people or running a resort
12:34you go with your strengths in america you've got your grand canyon your mount rushmore in france
12:40you've got your eiffel tower
12:44and what exactly are polka panesia's strengths general well we got two things basically we got
12:49pineapples and we got sharks go with the pineapples
12:56yank's journal last entry oh whoa to the whip that withers and the brief bright candle of my mind
13:02earlier when i was talking to that big eight pokepo i could feel it beginning to happen
13:06based on my calculations the effects of the cosmic ray storm on my brain will wear off in only a few
13:12short hours in other words i'm gonna be real dumb real soon
13:21arnie arnie come in come on arthur come in i won't spit in the radio anymore i promise
13:28i think this sightseer has seen enough sights for today enough for a lifetime
13:42arthur do you read me are you okay help i told you i'm a tourist help i'm gonna tell my travel agent
13:51about this yeah right mr tourist the only thing you're going to be saying is ow ow there's a shark
13:58biting my leg oh hey you jerks let that tourist go what no
14:05no
14:13contact
14:24arthur
14:35let him go how could you say let him go well i didn't mean it in that sense
14:42oh forget it listen we've got to get out to the fortress before those henchmen can warm pokepo
14:47all right then let's hang ten for justice
14:55so janine may i call you janine if i were to enslave the population of say hawaii and rule it with an iron
15:03fished would that be the kind of place you might enjoy vacationing you've got a little uh a little
15:08pineapple on your face
15:16janine i'd like you to meet yank my pet monkey and chief military advisor
15:21oh he's actually very smart say something smart yank oh please excuse me janine yank i'm not really
15:30janine smith i'm american made i'm a superhero i've been sent to get you out of here i think i should
15:37tell you i'm not the genius monkey i used to be that's not the point my job is to get you back to
15:43america they want you to head the space program well it's their money hello oh why no it's going
15:51wonderfully why should what i'm telling you we just had a fight with the other two in the jungle
15:58they're secret agents and they're heading your way then they all must be secret agents oh this is so
16:05sad now i have to feed janine to the sharks and we've still never had a tourist
16:12so
16:23well well janine smith where were we ah yes pokemon is strong points
16:29i trust you've enjoyed our delicious pineapples now i think it's time for you to sample our sharks
16:42well miss smith you played a little joke on me now i have a little joke for you you'll never get
17:00away with this pokepo how can you tell if a shark likes you he takes another bite a little pokeponician
17:13ah your friends must be arriving but i think we have enough sharks to go around
17:33uh-oh
17:42uh-oh
17:47oh you let me go get back you
17:51yank throw me that mooring line so i can
17:54yank
18:00it's not a weapon
18:02yank the mooring line
18:06it's an escape pod
18:07great
18:12oh that was pretty good you're not kidding now put me down
18:34it's not a weapon
18:40come on yank built us an escape pod oh good monkey
18:44oh
18:49oh
18:51oh
18:53oh
18:55oh
18:57oh
18:58oh
19:01oh
19:02oh
19:03This is it!
19:07And do you, gang, swear to fulfill your duties and obligations
19:11as director of the National Space Program?
19:18Let's put that down as a yes.
19:22Someone get the director a banana!
19:25You know, gang, when you're a superhero,
19:28you never know where the day will take you.
19:30You may find yourself halfway around the world
19:32in the shark-infested waters of true-to-life living.
19:35Or you may find yourself going down to the store for a lozenge.
19:39You can't know, can you?
19:41No!
19:42You gotta ride that wave!
19:44You gotta suck that lozenge!
19:45Because if you don't, who will?
19:49Where do you get this stuff?
19:51Where indeed?
20:02Maybe you gotta go dee!
20:12Cool.
20:12You gotta be biopsy.
20:13Hello.
20:14Have a meal.
20:15I hope that's a good end.
20:16You
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