S1E07 - The Tick vs. The Tick - video Dailymotion

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00:00Once again, we're here with prominent superheroes, the Tick and Arthur.

00:06Good morning, America.

00:08Hi.

00:09Now, Tick, many questions about you remain unanswered.

00:13Hmm. I am a man of mystery.

00:16Yes, yes. But can you tell me, what do you do?

00:20Eh?

00:21I mean, what are your superhuman powers? Can you see through steel?

00:27Uh...

00:27You know, with x-rays, can you bend iron bars with your mind?

00:31Well, I... no.

00:33Can you create energy-based multiples of yourself?

00:36Whoa. Nope.

00:38Can you make diamonds out of coal?

00:40No.

00:40Shoot heat beams out of your eyes?

00:42No.

00:43Breathe atomic fire?

00:44No.

00:45Hmm. Well then, can you destroy the Earth?

00:49Egad! I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!

00:54Yes, of course it is.

00:55Uh, tell me, do you have a girlfriend?

00:58I am mighty!

01:05I have a glow you cannot see!

01:07I have a heart as big as the moon, as warm as bathwater!

01:11We are superheroes, man.

01:13We don't have time to be charming!

01:14The boots of evil were made for walking!

01:17We're watching the big picture, friend.

01:20We know the score.

01:21We are a public service!

01:23Not glamour boys!

01:25Yeah!

01:26Not captains of industry!

01:28Not makers of things!

01:29Keep your vulgar monies!

01:31We are a justice sandwich!

01:33No toppings necessary!

01:35Living rooms of America!

01:36Do you catch my drift?

01:39Do you dig?

01:41I can fly!

01:44I can fly!

02:11I can fly!

02:33okay okay on my side go no no wait wait right after this truck no he's good

02:50Arthur you're good floor it no wait wait okay all right after these four cars now

02:56is the time seize the day wait get ready not now not now not now go go go wait

03:03what are you trying to do get us creamed listen to flader mouse it wasn't my idea to go to some

03:19crazy superhero nightclub in the middle of nowhere it certainly wasn't my idea to borrow

03:24my sister's car to get there oh but it'll be worth it Arthur think of it a whole club just

03:29for superheroes packed wall to wall with crime fighters on their night off oh the camaraderie

03:35oh P you can someone open a window around here sewer urchin really stinks you're stinking

03:41on purpose aren't you ow hey quit it no you quit it oh stay on your side oh this is the line

03:47don't press the line he's on my side he's on my side hey cut that out if you guys can't

03:53settle down back there I'm gonna pull this car over and we can just wait and so he says

03:57to me you want to be a bad guy and I say yeah baby I want to be bad I just curse up space

04:03ponies I'm making gravy without the lops hey superheroes welcome there's something you don't see every

04:17day you must be the doorman yes but men call me Jim IDs please oh okay now wait a sec I I may have

04:38left it in my other tights I get it spelling America with a K are we oh we're being carded definitely

04:44being carded that's not the best picture of me it was a bad ear day I'll say the tick and tingling for

04:55fun this should be interesting okay my super doorman senses ringing not so fast sidekick what no sidekicks

05:16it's in the club you go around back to the sidekicks lounge what see you later boys I think I'm in love

05:31oh oh oh where's Arthur don't origin he must be mingling oh come on

05:41hey it's my favorite blue man hey big shot

05:58my favorite emotionally unbalanced gun-toting vigilante come on over I want you to meet my

06:03new friends from deertown this is mighty agrippa roman god of the aqueduct oh well sometimes and

06:09this is jet valkyrie a woman cool and this is fish boy lost prince of atlantis gang I want you to meet

06:17the tick oh man oh Barry's not gonna like this no Barry's not gonna like this one bit

06:28well maybe he won't show up tonight

06:30he says to me he says to me you got style baby but if you're gonna be a real villain

06:41you gotta get a gimmick and so I go I says yeah baby a gimmick that's it high explosives

06:47yeah keep playing with fire super pens you don't know how much fire you're playing with

06:56are you sure you've thought this sidekick thing through I mean it's no picnic man I heard that

07:11hey sweetheart what you got in that poodle gun anything for me

07:22so call me okay

07:35hey sweetheart what you got in that oh man American made you've got arrested development written all

07:46over you deflator mouse yeah sour grapes sweetheart you had your chance she'll be back so who is this

07:57Barry guy another superhero oh no I wouldn't say that no well he'd like people to think he is but

08:04for all the wrong reasons you see he's rich and his brother-in-law owns the comic club so he gets to

08:10come in whenever he wants to make trouble yeah but it's after 10 so he probably won't show up tonight

08:15that's Barry where's the jerk who calls himself the dick I am that jerk who wants to know you stole my

08:28what you ridiculous clown did you think you could get away with stealing my superhero name I am that

08:46day what oh my I am the one and only dick prepare to succumb to an irresistible force yeah well don't

08:58count your weasels before they pop dink sorry about that Barry listen I think we should talk this over

09:14oh this is exactly what my therapist has been talking about doesn't Barry get it violence never

09:20solves anything besides the ticks gonna clean his clock well yeah but look Barry's got some kind of

09:28kinetic generator in his shield when he turns it on it gives him superhuman crushing power yeah he can

09:33squish rocks oh you're strong but you're no match for that dick Barry you're going to have to start

09:42making some sense yep I've been a sidekick for all going on 46 years that's dog years been all across

09:54this crazy mixed-up country kicking for a hero with a brain of the size of walnut and what do I got to

10:00show for it high blood pressure artificial hip and a case of the worms but man I love it not me pal I just

10:07want to get back to the jungle oh Borneo sweet Borneo if you wanted a snack you just reached up into a

10:14tree and plucked it not like here hold no sir no some hairless jerk had to go and invent money some

10:21hairless jerk like you 65 cents for a candy bar what are you nuts you frighten me terribly I'd like to go

10:30now so he says to me you got to do something smart baby something big he says you want to be a

10:36super villain right and I go yeah baby yeah yeah what do I got to do he says you got bombs blow up

10:40the comic club it's packed with superheroes you'll go down in super villain history and I go yeah baby

10:45because I'm the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight

10:48guys guys don't do this to yourselves let's put violence in the happy box

11:02okay good good I have your attention no as everyone knows I used to be a very violent person

11:10I tried to resolve all of my problems with guns but but but I've been going to therapy and it's turned

11:17my life around I'm more centered now I'm a whole person Barry you seem to be working through some

11:23serious identity issues here now Barry I can see that you feel threatened by the tick you're all so

11:31angry and you want to find an outlet for that anger plus you got some drool on your chin no no Barry

11:39no I said put it in the happy box now let's try this again I hate this I didn't want to come here in

11:50the first place oh borrow your sister's car oh we'll have a great time maybe the tick's having a great

11:57time so he says to me you got legs baby you're everywhere you're all over the place yeah hello

12:14what are you doing I just uh I just wanted to use the uh and so he says evil's okay in my book

12:27what about yours and I go yeah baby yeah yeah I I just wanted to wash my hands oh okay but why does

12:36your bags say bombs on it oh that's just I boom baby boom I'm the evil midnight bomber what bombs at

12:42midnight oh great eat my smoke copper

12:47an object at rest cannot be stopped

13:01so good I think we've got the makings of a compromise here guys Barry you give up calling

13:13yourself the tick and come with me to my group therapy sessions

13:16and tick I guess you can be called the tick

13:21excuse me excuse me and then I says tell me I'm wrong and he says I can't baby because you're not

13:31my doorman senses picking something up so urgent somebody's trying to blow up the club

13:47oh very bad definitely unacceptable yeah we better tell the tick wait he's busy fighting the tick

13:52the tick

13:53uh-huh thought you could get by doorman didn't you sidekick listen

14:00Mary come on I can't fight you superheroes only fight supervillains

14:11of course if you wanted to become a supervillain I think we could have that arranged

14:17this could happen to you baby this could happen to anybody

14:26I'll take the porcelain dog and all the rest of the gift certificate Chuck

14:32so you still want more huh oh hi Barry I'm gonna teach you a lesson

14:41you're pinned under my shield submit renounce your name or I will crush you flat never

14:54I wanted to say that good good or should I say goodbye

15:03and so he says I don't like the cut of your jib and I go I says it's the only jib I got baby

15:18you know I love a woman who dresses in stainless steel

15:22good loss creep

15:23looks bad for the tick nothing can withstand Barry's shield on overdrive

15:28I hope this makes things perfectly clear I am the only tick around here

15:34head spinning ears ringing no more of a throbbing really but regardless

15:42ouch say uncle

15:45okay uncle

15:47no no you know I mean renounce your name and call me the tick

15:53you are Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry

16:00listen somebody's planning bombs all over the place

16:03oh yeah and who would that be sidekick

16:07he says he's the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight

16:11yeah baby

16:12oh sure that sounds real

16:15oh come on it's not that bad

16:17urchin help

16:19oh okay

16:21Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry

16:24got to

16:27get it together

16:28can't lose my name

16:30it's on all my

16:32stationery

16:3460 seconds to midnight

16:4360 seconds to nowhere baby

16:45you have all become victims of the evil

16:47midnight bomber what bombs

16:48hey pay attention

16:51yeah don't hurt him he's definitely our ride home

16:55club policy sidekicks stay in the sidekick lounge

16:59what a terrible stink central nervous system shutting down good night drive safely

17:11I think you'd better find a new name mister

17:19tech evil is afoot

17:22the comic club is riddled with bombs and they're set to blow at midnight

17:29what do they look like chum

17:30well they look like that

17:32good heavens

17:33they're all over the place

17:35yeah baby

17:36and you've only got 20 seconds before you all eat ceiling

17:39well there's gonna be a heck of a line at the cape jack

17:42let's go get those bombs arthur

17:44whoop air freshener

17:58ha ha

18:02that's it i quit

18:21you know he is a close personal friend of mine

18:32you make me sick to my stomach

18:33oh it's always about you isn't it

18:36no applause necessary just doing my job

18:38hey you

18:43you're in a lot of trouble

18:45yeah baby

18:46this is wearing a little thin barry

18:52not barry

18:54i'm the dick

18:56okay i'll be barry and you be the dick

19:03well all this and a villain too

19:06you'll never prove a thing copper

19:08i'm just a part-time electrician

19:10i i i

19:10batter's good baby

19:11down with government

19:12what a great place

19:17oh yeah

19:18that was great

19:19guys i'm not gonna warn you again

19:21uh what's in a name anyway

19:23if i were called bob or jack or vinnie

19:26or a piece of fruit

19:27would i be any less a hero

19:28and if barry were called rupert

19:31max or rainbow

19:32would he be any less a jerk

19:34i don't think so

19:36because a name is a rose

19:38and it only smells as sweet as you are

19:40are we home yet

19:41ow

19:42ow yourself

19:43hey quit copying me

19:44hey quit copying me

19:44i know you are

19:45i know you are one of mine

19:46stop it

19:47i was sitting here first

19:48i was sitting here first

19:48scoot over

19:49i'm telling you're hugging everything

19:50he's hugging everything

19:51make him stop

19:53make him stop

19:54you're not doing so

19:55because you're hugging me

19:57i know you want to kill me

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