S1E12 - The Tick vs. The Proto-Clown - video Dailymotion

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00:00I don't know what to do.

00:30I repeat.

00:59The mayor has issued a city-wide alert.

01:02The governor's office is expected to declare a state of emergency within the hour.

01:06As of this report, the entire municipal area has been evacuated.

01:11We are under attack.

01:12Things so monstrous.

01:14Terror unleashed from the sacred cotton candy place of our dreams.

01:19If anyone is out there listening, get out of town before it gets to you.

01:23And I'm out of here.

01:29It sure was nice of your sister to lend us her car so we could go to Wheatland.

01:34Ah, who would have thought going to a theme park with a grain motif could be so much fun?

01:39What's going on here?

01:40And that fiber diet roller coaster?

01:42Man riding a bran muffin through a giant digestive tract.

01:46Truly thrilling.

01:47We haven't seen anyone since we got inside city limits.

01:50You're right, Arthur.

01:52The traffic did seem a little light for this time of day.

01:55Where is everybody?

01:56Don't know, but it's starting to smell a little like danger in here.

02:01Or heavily fried food.

02:03Hey, guys, say, would you mind if I borrowed your car?

02:07You see, I'm sort of in a hurry, and we need to get out of town.

02:10Oh, yeah, bad, very bad.

02:11Uh-oh.

02:19Hey, look, it's the Civic-Minded Five.

02:22Are we ever glad to see you guys?

02:25Say, can we borrow your car?

02:27We've got to get out of town.

02:28What's your hurry, four-legged man?

02:30Yeah, would someone please tell us what's going on around here?

02:34You mean you don't know?

02:35The city's been evacuated.

02:37There's already been untold destruction.

02:39It's coming.

02:41Tick, maybe you can do something to stop it.

02:44What is it?

02:49That's it!

02:51Yeah, bad, very bad.

02:53Oh, for Pete-

02:54How bad can it be?

02:56I'll just trot around the corner and make quick work of it.

02:59Be back in a jiv.

03:02Whoa.

03:02It's a clown.

03:25Perhaps I can reason with it.

03:28Hey there, Happy.

03:29You know, you really pack a wallop.

03:33But I don't get it.

03:34Clowns aren't supposed to smash.

03:36They're supposed to make people laugh.

03:42Watch out, Tick.

03:43He looks like he's going to charge.

03:44Nonsense, Arthur.

03:45Clowns don't charge.

03:46They scamper.

03:48They waddle.

03:49They caper.

03:49They do funny little jigs to amuse.

03:54Evidently, angry clowns do charge.

03:57Okay, clown.

03:59The Tick is closing your little circus down.

04:06That's it.

04:07Keep on trucking.

04:08Ha!

04:14Hello?

04:15Hello, clown?

04:17Yes!

04:18Yes!

04:19Thank God.

04:20Well, once again, we find that clowning and anarchy don't mix.

04:25And even though evil may wear big funny pants, it got...

04:28Clown crush!

04:33Ooh, clown hug.

04:35Crushing body.

04:36Need to muster strength.

04:39Break free!

04:40Okay, people.

04:51Important note.

04:53Do not touch the nose.

05:00Clown smashed all!

05:03No!

05:04That's my sister's car!

05:06All right, laughing boy, I'm going to have to put you down before you do some real damage.

05:23Hey, clown!

05:24Incoming!

05:29Tick!

05:29Forget about the Tick, Arthur.

05:31We've got to worry about ourselves.

05:32Clown smash!

05:36Clown smash!

05:52Tick!

05:53Tick!

05:55This is your mind speaking.

06:00Oh, hi.

06:01Sorry, I haven't been around much lately.

06:04I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.

06:06Yes, shiny objects are good.

06:08Where am I?

06:09We...

06:10I...

06:11Outer space, looks like.

06:12Outer space?

06:13Wow!

06:14I thought there was an awful lot of...

06:17Space?

06:18Why am I here?

06:20Well, that I don't know.

06:21But I guess...

06:22Hey, did you just ask an existentialist question?

06:26I don't know, did I?

06:27You did, you did!

06:28Say something else, all smart and philosophical.

06:30Hmm, it's pretty cold out here.

06:34Yes, yes, it's so true.

06:36We're all born into the cold, unyielding world of nothing.

06:39No blankets, no glove and scarf gift sets.

06:42And why?

06:43Why?

06:44You're pretty goofy.

06:46Oh, yes, yes!

06:47Oh, what a goofy work is, man!

06:49Yes!

06:50I never knew we were such a spiritual seeker.

06:52Me neither.

06:53This could be a big chance.

06:54Tick, let's go on a psychic journey of self-discovery.

06:57Okay?

06:59Great, great!

07:00So, uh, relax and fall into a deep breath.

07:03No problem.

07:04You're falling deeper and deeper into your own consciousness.

07:20We're getting creamed here.

07:22We need to withdraw.

07:23Arthur, I tend to agree.

07:25Something must be done.

07:27Can anyone stop that thing?

07:28Heroes, he can stop the clown!

07:35This is Dr. Bud Frontier.

07:37He's the man who created that monster.

07:41Bud.

07:42You created that thing?

07:43Did my taxes pay for this?

07:45Bad.

07:45Very bad.

07:46I'm sorry.

07:47I haven't got time to explain right now.

07:49I've got to deal with Proto-Clown.

07:54So stop!

07:56Stop this madness!

07:58Proto-Clown, listen to me.

07:59Why are you doing this?

08:01You are not meant to be a force of devastation.

08:03You have everything a clown could want.

08:06Everything necessary to make the world forget its troubles and laugh.

08:10That's right, Proto-Clown.

08:11Don't you see?

08:12You're really funny.

08:13Proto-Clown, smash Bud!

08:23Proto-Clown, get Bud!

08:30That'll give us a minute.

08:32Let's get out of here.

08:36What now?

08:38Arthur, you and the others get Bud to safety.

08:40He's our only hope.

08:41I'll keep the clown busy.

08:42You can't hold that monster off by yourself.

08:44I'll stay and help.

08:46No, you go.

08:47I'll stay.

08:49Deflatermouse, you'd stay to help me?

08:52Yeah, sure.

08:53What kind of a guy do you think I am?

08:56Besides, what can you do anyway?

08:58Hit it with a shoe?

08:59Don't start with me!

09:06We'll meet you at Civic Minded Five headquarters!

09:08If we survive.

09:10Good luck, kid.

09:11Clown smash!

09:16I sure hope the Tick is okay.

09:19Tick, this flat, desolate, featureless expanse is your mind.

09:24Wow, it's really flat.

09:25We must cross this region to find the answer to your innermost question.

09:29What question?

09:31The why are you here question?

09:33Oh, yeah, that one.

09:34Follow me.

09:34I shall guide you to the source of your answers.

09:37Huh?

09:38What's that?

09:38Something shiny.

09:40What?

09:40Where?

09:41Out there?

09:41Come on!

09:42Hey, no fair.

09:42I'm supposed to be the guide.

09:44Wait up!

09:44Oh, this is a really great HQ setup.

09:48Faro Boy even has his own doggy door.

09:50Oh, it's not much, but we like it.

09:54Um, you were saying you created Proto-Clown.

09:57What do you mean?

09:58I guess I owe you good people an explanation.

10:00I've always loved clowns.

10:02As a child, they were my favorite part of the circus.

10:05I mean, look, they're funny.

10:07They make people laugh.

10:08Face it, we all love clowns.

10:10I reasoned that if a regular clown were funny,

10:12then a larger clown would be even funnier.

10:15And a whole theme park full of giant clowns,

10:17now that would be my gift to the world.

10:20I am a genetic engineer by trade.

10:23I had spent a great deal of effort in my attempts to build the perfect clown.

10:26I labored day and night to perfect the science of clowning.

10:30Nothing else mattered.

10:33I had succeeded.

10:34You can't know the joy I felt.

10:36My theories were fact.

10:37I possessed the ability to create a super clown.

10:41The others were not strong enough to survive,

10:43but one grew stronger and stronger

10:45and became everything I wanted it to be.

10:47This is Proto-Clown,

10:49the first and last of its kind.

10:52My gosh, man!

10:53Didn't you realize that it's against the laws of nature?

10:56Clowns were never meant to be that big.

10:59I know that now.

11:01I'm sorry.

11:02Yeah, but why is your Proto-Clown wrecking the city?

11:04I'm not sure,

11:05but I do know it has something to do with me.

11:11American made!

11:16The Spider-Mouse!

11:17What manner of quandary is this?

11:37You gotta slow down, Tick.

11:39Oh, hey, I see you found your pleasure, Senator.

11:42Yes.

11:43They sound like they're having so much fun.

11:45I have an idea.

11:46I'll go take a look.

11:47You wait here.

11:50Oh, no, you don't.

11:51Just a short look won't be long.

11:54Tick, no, don't.

11:55If you go in there,

11:56we'll lapse into a coma of pure ecstasy

11:58from which we'll never awaken.

12:01Oh, sounds pretty good.

12:02Oh, my mind is a scary place.

12:16That's bizarre with a capital B.

12:19Tick, behind you!

12:21Hey!

12:29Tick, Tick, where are you?

12:31Tick!

12:37You don't date much, do you?

12:40Your monster's too tough, Frontier.

12:42I let him have it with both of my shoes,

12:44and he still kept coming.

12:46Oh, both shoes?

12:47It is a monster.

12:49Mom, what?

12:50Where?

12:50Oh, the last thing I remember,

12:52I was fighting and...

12:54Don't you mean fainting?

12:55Ho, ho.

12:56I think that clown hit you

12:57one time too many, sweetheart.

12:59Regardless, you both acted heroically.

13:01But let's just hope

13:02Proto-Clown didn't follow you.

13:07Oh.

13:09Word!

13:14Word!

13:16No, Proto-Clown, stop.

13:17Let's talk.

13:18Hey, Circus Boy,

13:19I don't think this is a good time

13:21for a heart-to-heart.

13:22Up the stairs, this way!

13:25Clown smash, Word!

13:27Boy, when this guy faints, he faints.

13:31The garage!

13:32It's our only chance!

13:37Clown smash!

13:48It should have busted in by now.

13:50Where is it?

13:51Huh?

13:52What's happening?

13:53You don't want to know,

13:54the fainter mouse.

13:57You know, that whole water serpent thing

13:59sure ended suddenly.

14:00Yes, these psychic journeys

14:02tend to jump around a lot.

14:03That's why you need

14:04a good spiritual guide

14:05to lead you.

14:07No way, pal.

14:08You don't even know

14:08where you're going.

14:09Oh!

14:09Hey, a giant statue.

14:17What is it?

14:18Oh, sure, now you ask.

14:19This is your self-image.

14:21Ooh, I look cool.

14:23This is our chance

14:24to delve deep into our psyche

14:25and find the immutable truth.

14:27You can ask it one

14:28and only one question.

14:31Okay, okay.

14:31One question.

14:32Check.

14:33Um, uh...

14:35How you doing?

14:39Oh, great.

14:49That's your big question?

14:50That's your big truth?

14:52You goober.

14:53Look, thumbs up.

14:54We're doing fine.

14:56That's good to know.

14:59That last one didn't count, okay?

15:01Hello?

15:02Hey, hey, hello?

15:03Hello?

15:04Why are we here?

15:09Hey, hey, stop that.

15:19What kind of answer is this?

15:21Who are these little guys?

15:22We've triggered your defense mechanisms.

15:24Run for it!

15:25Gee, oh, I had no idea

15:26that I was so defensive.

15:28Out!

15:28Cut that and leave me alone!

15:30Ha-ha-ha-ha!

15:31It's quiet.

15:34Almost too quiet.

15:36It was at the door.

15:37We should be hero gumbo by now.

15:39What happened?

15:40I can't stand it anymore.

15:41You guys can wait for that thing

15:42to bust in here and pound you.

15:44I'm getting out.

15:47Oh, man.

15:48Don't you ever knock.

15:53Wait.

15:53Let me through.

15:54I said let me through.

15:56If he wants me, he can have me.

15:57I'm running no more.

15:59Clown smash, Bud!

16:02Smash me.

16:03I no longer care.

16:04But tell me, I beseech you, Proto-Clown.

16:07Why are you so angry?

16:10Bud, laugh!

16:12Bud, laugh at Proto-Clown!

16:14Yeah, don't laugh, Bud.

16:15Put a sock in it.

16:16Shut his trunk.

16:17Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud.

16:18Get the boy out of here!

16:23What's this?

16:24Never mind.

16:24Just push the up button.

16:25Push the up button!

16:26Come on, come on, come on!

16:31Come on!

16:38I don't think I'll be able to eat fish for a while.

16:41Hey, mind, where are we?

16:43This is your escalator of enlightenment.

16:46Ooh, really?

16:47What do I need one of these for?

16:48Oh, gee, I guess I don't know.

16:52At this rate, you'll be back to midget land in no time.

16:55No more midgets!

16:56Hurry up already!

16:57What's keeping you, slowpoke?

16:59I don't have little wings on my head like some people.

17:03But, but, but, what's the matter?

17:05Getting tired?

17:06No pain, no gain, little mister!

17:07Must make it, must succeed, must be all that I can be!

17:15Whoa!

17:16Congratulations, you've reached the top!

17:18Now, for further enlightenment, you must clear your mind and step out into the void.

17:23Pardon me?

17:24I step off?

17:24I fall?

17:25Boy, do I fall!

17:26You faithless philistine, you won't fall if you clear your mind and believe.

17:30Now, cover your eyes and clear your consciousness.

17:33Hurry up, chop chop.

17:34Is it clear?

17:35Uh-huh.

17:36You sure it's clear now?

17:37Yeah.

17:38Are you absolutely sure?

17:39Yes.

17:40Without a shadow of a...

17:41I said yes!

17:42It's clear!

17:43Good.

17:43What?

17:44Ah!

17:46Oh, yeah, really clear.

17:47So why are we falling?

17:48You said your mind was clear.

17:49Well, it was clear.

17:51I mean, except for stuff.

17:53No time for excuses.

17:54There's only one way out of this predicament.

17:56Tick, why are you here?

17:58Wait, I know this one.

18:00Uh, now, don't tell me I'm here because...

18:04A big clown hit me!

18:07Now, now, see there?

18:08That wasn't so hard.

18:10How do you feel?

18:11I feel...

18:12I feel...

18:13Hot!

18:14That'd be re-entry.

18:15Bye.

18:16I mean, I'm really burning up here.

18:18Ooh, ooh, ooh.

18:19And it's a dry heat, too.

18:22I never realized how you felt, Proto-Clown.

18:24I'm so sorry.

18:26I was so busy with my own humor needs, I wasn't thinking about you.

18:29From now on, I will never laugh at you again.

18:32Clown love Bud.

18:34Bud love Clown.

18:35Oh, yeah.

18:40The nose!

18:43No, wait!

18:45Proto-Clown, it was an accident!

18:46Bud laugh!

18:48Bud's friends laugh!

18:50Clown smash!

18:51Then, Clown laugh!

18:54Ah!

19:03Hey!

19:05Tick, you're back!

19:06I am?

19:07You saved us all!

19:09I did?

19:10Oh, I see.

19:11Well, yes, I guess I did.

19:14All in a day's work, right, Arthur?

19:16I'm glad to see you, too, Tick.

19:18I guess I'll just take him back to my lab and somehow make him less funny.

19:23Maybe if I disconnect the honking nose, things will work out.

19:27All I wanted to do was make people happy, and now all I'm responsible for is citywide damage.

19:33Why?

19:35How?

19:35Don't take it so hard, mister.

19:38There are many mysteries in this universe, big and small.

19:41Like, why do clowns make us laugh?

19:43Why do we love puppy dogs?

19:45And why...

19:46Why do little blue midgets hit me with fish?

19:50What?

19:51See what I mean?

19:52Mysteries abound!

20:03Mysteries abound!

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