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00:00Do we really need to talk?
00:02Oh my goodness my goodness my goodness
00:03Oh my goodness my goodness my goodness
00:05No, but that's crazy.
00:06Oh my goodness
00:10Oh my goodness
00:11Oh my goodness
00:12Oh, too bad.
00:14Ah, I was this close to marrying you.
00:16Oh no I would have been rich
00:18Small impressive
00:25You're beautiful there
00:27Oh fuck I'm not ready
00:36So here we go, carize ice cream
00:38Did you see? Left click, left click
00:40It's tilted to the left
00:41Right click right, ok go ahead
00:44So don't worry
00:46The oclire is there
00:47Don't be stupid, please don't be stupid
00:48What happened?
00:51What happened is that you didn't hold the glass
00:53And the game is called carrying the glass
00:55Go slowly between the trash and the thing
00:57Oh no, you have to rotate it.
00:58And it's you
01:01What do you mean it's me?
01:02Well guys, know that I am the orange one.
01:04And I'm also the best player in this pair.
01:05Slowly, slowly, slowly
01:07You give tongue, you gave tongue
01:08We almost lost again because of you
01:10It's above there, right?
01:13Lift wheel
01:15Go down and see
01:16Oh bastard
01:20Hop on up
01:23Okay stop
01:25Why did it explode?
01:27We were too far apart, bro, I think.
01:28Go on, go on, go on, I'll follow you
01:29Come closer
01:29Come closer
01:30Oh yes, but there you go
01:31In fact, if we stray too far, your character will give up, I think.
01:33Ah
01:34Be careful there
01:35What is this, attention?
01:37I put myself in the axis and there you go straight back
01:39So
01:40But how is that being careful?
01:42There was nothing to pay attention to there?
01:43We are untestable, we are not going to shout at each other
01:44Tell me what you do
01:46Go go go advance cancel
01:48Press release
01:49But there is no need to communicate bro, you open your eyes now
01:52Ok ok we won't say another word
01:53It works ten times better but let's stop talking
01:58Attention attention
01:59Let's stop talking to each other, what's the point?
02:01Stop stop stop stop talking to each other
02:03It's true that when I don't come on Wednesday you're happy I'm happy
02:06You no longer have the shit you no longer have the shit you no longer have the shit
02:09Calculate well bro, it has to calculate
02:10I breakdance you, I breakdance you
02:11Here, be careful
02:12Come on when I see you
02:14I knew you were going to jump when
02:16Hold me hold me hold me
02:17But I can't...
02:18Accelerate accelerate accelerate accelerate accelerate
02:20What an idiot, what an idiot
02:22But you're the idiot, you say.
02:24Look at me, I'm playing with a cockroach, my brother.
02:26No kidding
02:28Move on, damn it
02:30Please come forward
02:32You want to go too fast
02:34Wait, you want to go too fast?
02:36Yeah
02:38Come on, do the world dance now.
02:40Break
02:41There's a checkpoint, well, balls
02:42Come on, there's no break.
02:43Stop stop stop stop
02:45And there you go loser
02:47Walk backwards jump
02:49But where are you going? Are you stupid or what?
02:51But you're two cooked
02:52It's not possible
02:53Damn you have a platform for yourself
02:55Why are you taking my platform?
02:57That's true.
02:59I'm following you, go ahead, jump
03:01Jump
03:02Oh yeah, we'll do it like that.
03:06We're going to do max range
03:07Well yes, we're not stupid.
03:08Well yes, we're not stupid.
03:09Well yes, we're not stupid.
03:10Attention
03:11Get up get up get up
03:12Get up get up
03:13Lift me that there
03:14I arrive in the elevator
03:15Come on
03:16Attention attention attention
03:17If we don't get closer to this
03:18Attention attention we need to check coin
03:19Go ahead
03:23Come on, it's okay
03:24What is this children's game?
03:26Please man
03:27Would you mind moving the glass again, please?
03:28But it is there
03:29We go to the middle
03:30You intentionally want to leave it like that
03:31But we go through the middle and it's won
03:32But yes but
03:33Attention hammer
03:34Wait wait wait
03:35Come on, let's walk like this
03:36Yeah like that
03:37Yeah go ahead
03:38Go ahead
03:39Oh my word team
03:40Pass pass pass pass
03:41It's your face
03:42Get your mouth out
03:43Oh man
03:44Wait wait
03:45Come on, let's go, let's go
03:46Ok
03:47Let's go let's go
03:48Here we go
03:49So
03:50Here is the problem
03:51So
03:52That was what was rare
03:53But that's stupid, isn't it?
03:54Shut up
03:55The reality is that it's a game for BB Cad
03:56It's actually a baby game.
03:57Attention attention
03:58Don't get carried away here.
03:59Checkpoint I don't have checkpoints
04:00Wait wait
04:01Oulaula
04:03Oulaula
04:05Checkpoint
04:07We one shot it
04:08Oh yeah
04:09Oh yeah
04:10Oh yeah
04:16She's all shot
04:17I'll let you go
04:18Oh yeah, there you have... there, there well wesh
04:20Very well done
04:22Oh la la la la
04:24Very well done
04:26But it's too serious how I am a fence
04:32Sorry, I should have given you time to celebrate.
04:34I'm going first because I'm the one with the big balls.
04:36It ended badly, look closely
04:40Wait man, it's for one or almost one chase.
04:42But oh, but oh, but oh, but oh
04:44Wait, wait, wait, wait
04:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
04:50It's good, it fits
04:52Great, that's the trap.
04:54No, but Creon, we're huge, on the other hand, I think.
04:56Come on, it's good Serge for the baby, come on, let's put it in there.
04:58Go on, go on
05:00We stop the clinging, that's it
05:02Let's stop formulating the clips there, come on
05:04It fits
05:08I haven't seen it
05:10I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it
05:14I didn't dream there
05:16I saw what I saw, I wasn't dreaming there
05:18Take a bounce
05:20Stay, wait, wait
05:22Here we go
05:26It's really not complicated.
05:28And it's stronger than him
05:30He doesn't want a rebound, let's go
05:32But wait, you want to make 3
05:36Oh, this one is boring me.
05:40You liked that about my term
05:42Okay, well seen, well seen
05:46Okay, wait.
05:48Okay, watch out, watch out
05:50Wait
05:52Go ahead, let's try it first, let's show it to the cat a little bit.
05:54Because he was virulent towards us
05:56Of course, of course, of course, it's a children's game
05:58This is a children's game, wow please
06:00Even without moving in the middle, man, it's okay
06:02Oh the children's game
06:04Oh but we're coming, no no, we went to school the hard way.
06:06We did pushing it together
06:08We made our layup
06:10We went to school the hard way
06:12It's insulting, I think.
06:14We are 5 years old
06:16But there you go, but that's my partner
06:20Damn, that's my partner
06:22Oh fuck, wait, wait
06:24Attention, attention
06:26Why are you laughing? Wait, there are others, others, others, others
06:32Uh... Stay, stay, stay
06:34Oh fuck
06:36Oh fuck, I think I'm a child after all
06:38So come on, let's stay in the middle, come on, let's stay in the middle
06:40Come on, let's stay in the middle.
06:42We have the march to play
06:44Okay, we'll still stay in the middle now.
06:46Okay, okay, okay, you're right, you're a smart guy.
06:48You're a real smart fox and I like that a lot.
06:50Be careful because this one is slanted, man, I think.
06:52Are you going in? But...
06:54Wait, oh! Watch out, watch out behind you!
06:56Wait, is he...
06:58Aaaaah!
07:00Loc, I think you have a kid too, I think.
07:02That's hot bro, what you just did to us.
07:04Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
07:06But brother! But I couldn't do anything with your rotten investment!
07:10We're losing customers, we're doing all this.
07:12Bro, I think we're getting younger, it's crazy.
07:14Okay, there, there, screw the left one
07:16Yeah, that's it, it's won, GG
07:18Well yes, we stayed on the left like you said.
07:22It's over, it's wonderful
07:24Don't grit, don't grit, that is to say
07:26Come on, come on, stand, stand sideways with me, stand sideways with me!
07:30Oh, baby game, damn
07:32Baby game
07:38Oh! Excuse me?
07:40I don't have it, he changed his rhythm
07:42But the babies there, where did the babies go?
07:44Yeah, he changed his tune, a motherfucker.
07:46There he has change there, there it is the bait, a
07:48He makes two, he makes two, he makes two
07:50He makes two, he makes two, he makes two
07:52He's going my way, there you go, handsome guy
07:54You're huge, you're huge
07:56It's your side, it's interesting
07:58This is my side
08:00Okay, we have to be online on one and we jump on the other actually.
08:02But you're so smart, it's crazy
08:08And there you have it, that's your problem actually.
08:10No, it's too serious.
08:12Come on, have mercy
08:14You're a big baby, aren't you?
08:20You're a big baby, aren't you?
08:22No !
08:32Oh no!
08:34Oh my flight!
08:36Do we really need to talk?
08:38Oh no no no no
08:40No, but that's crazy.
08:44Oh la la la la
08:46Oh
08:48Damage
08:50I was this close to marrying you
08:51Oh no, I would have been rich.
08:53I would have been so rich
08:57Oh no, I would have been so rich.
08:59Go ahead, I'll go first.
09:03It's huge, I'll go first
09:05It's huge
09:07We have to hurry, I'm in deep shit
09:09No !
09:11It's hard
09:13It's hard
09:41Engage
09:44Stop, stop
09:51Oh, how are we going to do that?
09:52Dude, come on, your box on your keyboard
09:54I don't want to do it 36 times.
09:56Go ahead
09:57Easy, you're the one behind it.
10:02So you look carefully in top view
10:04Look carefully in the top view
10:05That's what I do, don't worry
10:06Really, I don't want to do it 36 times.
10:08There's no point in doing it again.
10:09You tell me, if you need to breathe
10:15Take a breath of fresh air
10:17Wait, I'm maxed out
10:18Attention
10:19I'm going to the max
10:21I start to turn
10:25We mustn't touch the wall
10:27Beautiful, great job
10:30Watch out, watch out, watch out
10:32Here is the last turn
10:35You have to be very careful
10:36And then there are jumps
10:39My man, you mustn't get upset
10:41We will do it
10:42It's okay, are you okay?
10:43I am fine
10:44I'm going straight ahead
10:45And soon I'll have to jump my cat
10:48Okay, are you jumping?
10:49I jump
10:50I jump
10:51We stop on the platform
10:52We stop
10:53I jump
10:54Go ahead
10:55Ok
10:56Come on a little
10:57I'm going to jump in 3, 2, 1, I jump
10:59Great
11:00I jump
11:01I am
11:023, 2, 1, I jump
11:05Handsome guy
11:06I jump
11:07Oh
11:08Fuck
11:09Go ahead, 3, 2, 1, I'll jump
11:11Okay, 3, 2, 1, I jump
11:13It's not a checkpoint
11:14It's not a checkpoint
11:15There, but we are Olympic
11:16And there we will concentrate
11:17Without saying a word
11:18We'll get there, great
11:19Come on, it's a good game for children.
11:21No !
11:35Let's go now
11:36After both I think
11:37Yeah you have to go after both of them
11:38No, no, no, after both
11:39As soon as there is one and two we go there
11:40As soon as there is one and two we go there
11:41Ok, I didn't follow anything.
11:42As soon as there is one and two
11:43Are you ready? Are you ready? I'll tell you
11:44Go, go, go, go, go
11:47We're leaving there
11:48And dude it's straight
11:49And we never stop in fact
11:50We must go after him
11:56Yeah that's it
11:57GG
11:58Wait
11:59Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
12:00Go, go
12:01Wait
12:05Wait, wait, do what?
12:06Wait, wait, wait, wait
12:07Remember, yellow, purple, blue, green, red
12:09Yellow, yeah
12:11Okay, yellow, purple, blue
12:12YELLOW
12:13Wait, wait, wait
12:14Fuck, wait
12:15Ah, it's moving forward, it's moving forward all by itself.
12:16Yellow, yellow
12:17YELLOW
12:23Brother
12:24You haven't tried anything.
12:25Are you annoying me?
12:26Okay, yellow, purple, green, red, blue
12:28YELLOW
12:31Purple
12:35Green, red, blue
12:36No, green, green, green
12:38What the hell are you doing?
12:44What the hell got into you?
12:45This is Brainrot
12:46You have Brainrot crazy there
12:47This is Brainrot
12:48Blue, red, yellow
12:49You remember green and purple
12:50Blue, red, yellow, green, purple
12:53What will it be? Purple, green, red, yellow, blue
12:55Beautiful, well done
12:58Easy, easy, man
13:00Oh !
13:01We must face each other
13:02Come on, let's get started
13:03No, yeah, you got it.
13:04Easy, easy
13:08What's this baby game over there?
13:17You beat our asses on that one.
13:18You are huge
13:19Come on, you're ready, we'll take it
13:203, 2, 1, go
13:22It's over
13:25I know, it's the last one.
13:26It's huge
13:27It's huge
13:28Shit !
13:29Wait, wait, wait, there's one more fucking challenge
13:30We do the same thing again
13:31We do the same thing again
13:32Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead
13:38But, bro, there you go, it's perfect.
13:39We are legendary
13:40Damn, don't fart green
13:41Don't fart green
13:43Okay, there, easy, man.
13:44We know
13:45We know, we know
13:46We know, we know
13:47Calm
13:49We're going really slowly.
13:50Please don't rush me
13:51I'm not ready yet.
13:52No need to jump there.
13:53There's nothing to do, brother.
13:55Just have to pass
13:56Then, there, you have to raise it
13:57Take over, take over, take over
13:58At the very top
13:59Uh, it doesn't work.
14:00I can't
14:01You have to jump
14:02No
14:033, 2, 1, we jump
14:05Oh fuck
14:06That was a challenge, you see.
14:08Still no pink checkpoint, huh?
14:10We finished the cheeks
14:12Oh, that was the jump, huh, man
14:13This jump was hot, though.
14:14The end jump and land
14:163, 2, 1, we make it for powder
14:18Gorgeous
14:19GG, my guy
14:20Thank you, thank you very much
14:21Thank you, my friend.
14:22Thank you for making this game for BBKDM with me
14:25I enjoyed myself, my friend.
14:26I really enjoyed myself, I say it loud and clear.
14:29Yum, yum, yum
14:30Subtitles by Juanfrance