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00:00There he has the reflex
00:01With the civilian this time which is done
00:02Oh la la la la la
00:03Oh the body shot baby
00:04Ah, that's the pushing check.
00:06Ah haha the traces
00:08Oh la the view will be magnificent
00:09Fantastic
00:12Oh no he laughed
00:14The truth is, ladies and gentlemen.
00:15The moment of truth
00:16NO
00:20Little indefatigable
00:23It was a beast
00:26You are cool
00:26They are stressed, it's July, the weather is nice, they are stressed, but it's not true, everything is fine.
00:38Enjoy this sweet music and the sun that is still up even though it is 8:09 p.m.
00:43Headliner, what's the point again? I think we have to film ourselves getting our faces ripped off, right?
00:48Basically we are journalists and we wander around in a world that is haunted by monsters and we have to do
00:53To make the headlines, like all good journalists, you have to go to the hot spots to film, the more you film the monsters, the more you put yourself in danger.
01:00Well, the more it is
01:02No more of your clique but you see I'm going to have nightmares again no worries
01:05It's Wednesday on a long, slow descent into hell for Yann
01:09Oh but wait but sir
01:12But sir
01:14Ok I'm Post Malone
01:16He's the liar, it worked just now, you liar
01:19Well no, you're not Post Malone.
01:20Do you want me to sing?
01:21Prove it to me
01:22Wait, there's Yann.
01:23Gentlemen
01:24Hello
01:24Yann
01:24Yes
01:25He saved me
01:26Ok, right there there is Post Malone with us, look there is Post Malone and he is going to give us a little
01:30Come on guys, let's go, let's go
01:30Go ahead post malone wait post malone
01:32Post Malone is going to sing a little song for us.
01:34Go for it
01:35Yes
01:36It's a dog but I love it
01:39Oh oh oh oh
01:40Hard blow for Guillaume
01:41Okay, grab your camera guys, the mission is simple.
01:44We will have to
01:45Taking pictures of monsters
01:47Okay, we want to make headlines.
01:49The more monsters we take pictures of, the better we feel, and the more one of us gets his ass kicked by a monster in the picture, the better we feel even more.
01:54Yeah I have a little idea who, well anyway yeah
01:56Ok here we go
01:57I don't understand
01:58I know it's me who's going to take it hard, I know it.
01:59But not at all, but what is this character doing to immediately put himself in victim mode, where are we now?
02:04That works
02:04Come on and we'll clearly send him to Godzilla's feet
02:07Here we go
02:08So target 1500
02:10Danger level not great
02:12Go go go go go
02:13Go go man
02:15Let's go guys
02:16Ladies and gentlemen, here we are
02:18Present at the crime scene
02:20The aliens have just appeared
02:22We're going to watch the aliens
02:24Here we can see the people
02:26People are really confused here
02:28The aliens are very troubled, you see.
02:30There is an alien next to me
02:31But that was it
02:34But it's not an alien
02:36But he's just a normal person bro
02:38Who was afraid
02:39Absolutely
02:39And then we will continue our visit.
02:41Other aliens are on the left, we can see they are running very very fast at a speed that is absolutely not human.
02:46Yeah, okay, that's bad journalism because it's fake news.
02:50We're going to Panorama City Hall, okay, yeah, mall, city mall, okay.
02:55Guys, I'm going to buy myself a new one and then we'll go to the movies at the mall.
02:58Ah
03:00There are aliens indeed there is an alien
03:02We're going to see the aliens everyone
03:04Ah, that's an alien.
03:05The aliens are next to me
03:06Oh yes
03:07Oh I have the photo of the century
03:10You took a beating in a bit
03:13I have a care kit
03:15I have a care kit
03:16Aliens wait wait wait
03:18Look wait wait
03:18I have a care kit
03:19Come here
03:20I have your arm, come here
03:23Wait, don't move, don't move
03:25Don't move, don't move, don't move
03:26Ah great oh yes magnificent
03:29Is this mine?
03:30Yes
03:30But you don't want to put it back
03:32You slapped him with your arm in your other block
03:36Go ahead, I'll take your picture.
03:38Oh yeah! Oh, great, great!
03:43Let's go! Okay, let's find another alien!
03:46Go ahead, Fight Night, let's go!
03:48So? What's here?
03:50Wait, should I take my camera anyway?
03:52Indeed, look, indeed!
03:54Are you ready? Get your shots ready!
03:57Yeah !
03:58Great !
03:59Gorgeous !
04:00Not bad !
04:01Wait, I have a flash!
04:13Oh no!
04:15I picked up a camera with a flash!
04:19SO ?
04:21Is anyone there?
04:23I feel like I'm underwater!
04:25Oh fuck!
04:27Oh yes!
04:29Perfect!
04:31Only $47, but it stinks!
04:33There's some kombucha here!
04:35It's not possible, there aren't any anywhere!
04:37Oh, over here, I think there's a problem in the cinema!
04:39Oh yeah!
04:40Oh yeah!
04:41Okay, don't move!
04:42Gorgeous !
04:43Go on the flames, go on the flames!
04:44You are, he is handsome!
04:46Guys, I have more pictures, I'm at 1276!
04:49I'm at about $1099!
04:52Well, I think it's a cumulative total for all of us!
04:54I'm 147 guys!
04:56No, but you, but what did you give back?
04:57Oh here, here, here!
04:59Yann!
05:01I got it, I got the shot!
05:03Oh yes, because it's the same!
05:05Guys, I don't know, but there's time, we have 3 minutes 40 seconds left in fact!
05:08Yann, it's here!
05:09Yann, it's here!
05:11Take it on repeat!
05:12This story will fall back on Yann!
05:14Yann, is everything okay?
05:15We actually took too many pictures!
05:17Now I can't take any more!
05:18Guys, I don't see his grandmother!
05:19There's a mine here!
05:20There is a mine!
05:22Don't take the picture!
05:23Don't take the picture!
05:24Go on, step on it, Yann!
05:25Let's take a picture!
05:26Yeah, you're ready!
05:27It's really about the money!
05:28Go ahead!
05:29Okay, I'm backing off!
05:30I'm backing off!
05:31I'm not looking!
05:32I'm not looking!
05:33No !
05:35Look at !
05:36Well yes but!
05:38It's not worth it!
05:39Well done !
05:40Quizy cover!
05:41It's not worth it!
05:42Yann died here!
05:43We can see here that Yann is actually dead!
05:45Uh, I have no more clichés!
05:46I have no more clichés!
05:47Come on, let's go back to base!
05:48We're going back to base!
05:49I am sad that Yann died and that the prophecy was fulfilled!
05:52That is to say, he...
05:53Yeah but...
05:54Yes, but $2600 my friend!
05:56Oh yeah, damn!
05:59Ok, I'll bring Yann back, so we'll be fine!
06:01Wait, there are werewolves!
06:03Oh fuck!
06:04Ah!
06:05You still have some pictures!
06:06You still have some pictures!
06:07You still have some pictures!
06:08Oh yeah!
06:09Oh yeah!
06:10Oh yeah!
06:11Oh yeah!
06:12Look! Here it is!
06:13It's dad!
06:14Ah!
06:15Ah!
06:16But help me you fucking sword!
06:18Help me!
06:20Shit bag!
06:23No, but that's not true!
06:24Ah but he's dead!
06:25He was attacked by 3 wolves and he didn't reach the helicopter!
06:28No, but that's not true!
06:29Don't get mad guys, we're all dead!
06:31It doesn't matter !
06:32I actually tanked the whole game!
06:33Tom, these are my photos!
06:34Ah!
06:35Is there a picture of me or not?
06:36Oh !
06:37How is she bad?
06:38How is she bad?
06:39She's noisy!
06:40Ah! That's Vienna!
06:41This is Vienna!
06:42Ah but that's me!
06:43Look at the picture!
06:44Gabriel Pro, PGM!
06:45The crazy photo!
06:46The crazy photo!
06:47Gabriel Pro, PGM!
06:48It's milliseconds before you die!
06:50That's just a little!
06:51Oh, I'm dead!
06:52Gabriel Pro, Gabriel Pro, PGM!
06:54But it's true that in fact, I apologize, I think you're the best journalist of the three of us!
06:58So !
06:59Thanks, I know I'm very trained, I'm currently on TikTok too!
07:01Don't hesitate to follow me!
07:02Who's the editor there?
07:04Between you two?
07:05It's clearly Loc!
07:06Is this Loc? Okay, editor!
07:09Guys, buy yourself a helmet quickly before that other idiot buys a pair!
07:12I didn't actually buy anything!
07:14But wait, that gun is incredible!
07:16Take it at 3008 there!
07:18Don't lose it!
07:19Okay, but in this case, I mustn't die, guys!
07:21It's up to you to take action!
07:22I have 6 HP! 6 HP!
07:28I hope it works!
07:30It's okay guys, I'm going to sacrifice myself guys!
07:31I have 6 HP, too bad, you'll get my death on camera!
07:33No, but does the telephoto lens look good when it really zooms?
07:37Man, I got a zoom, man!
07:39It has a 4x zoom bro!
07:40It can really be away from the action and be quiet!
07:42Okay guys, check out the money shot!
07:44If there is ever a mine, we lure the monster towards the mine!
07:47Everything is blowing up, money shot!
07:48Boom! Okay!
07:49I have a backpack!
07:50Oh yeah, it just adds another box for me!
07:53Ok!
07:54I hear a noise!
07:55Guys, $4,000 there, we have to start getting good!
07:57I'm telling you guys!
07:58$4,000, you have to start getting really good at that!
08:01Yeah, don't do any fall damage, I'll spare you!
08:03Don't get any fall damage, I'll spare you some!
08:10There is no fall damage, I just tested it!
08:13Brief !
08:14I see you guys, we're going to the sirota ban...
08:19Banana?
08:20Sipped ban...
08:21Bank!
08:23Sipped banana!
08:24Sipped banana!
08:25Well, well!
08:26I would say that sir is a gourmand!
08:28Yeah !
08:30The telephone too, blue telephones, what does that matter?
08:32What could it be, you mean?
08:34Because what does it know?
08:36I mean, it has no conscience...
08:37Go on, go back in!
08:38Go home !
08:39Go home !
08:40Guys, we didn't bring a flashlight, we're so stupid!
08:42I'm in sniper mode!
08:43Oh, but you, your helmet, is it a flashlight?
08:45But if you're worried, my lamp is...
08:47I can't see anything, guys!
08:48Are you in a headlamp?
08:50I see a zombie, I see a zombie!
08:51He's coming!
08:52Yeah, picture!
08:54No, no, no!
08:55We should put him in a situation!
08:57To have a better...
08:58Okay, get ready!
08:593, 2, 1!
09:00Let's go!
09:01Come on!
09:05Oh, I think that one's not bad!
09:06600!
09:07600!
09:08874!
09:09874!
09:10Ah, guys, I wouldn't be dead, really!
09:12There's another one inside, there!
09:14Oh, it's a kind of...
09:15So, not a spider, an octopus!
09:17An octopus, there!
09:18Oh my!
09:19Go on, go on!
09:20Go ahead, go with it!
09:21Here, I'm going to throw the body!
09:23Very well done!
09:24Very very well done!
09:25Wait!
09:26That's good, run, run!
09:27It's not worth it!
09:28Oh, I wanted to set off a firework!
09:30Gorgeous !
09:31Gorgeous !
09:32For the photo!
09:33For the photo!
09:36Gorgeous !
09:37Are you alive? Are you alive or not?
09:38Because there, I'm at 2300, there!
09:40I hope the photo was good with the fireworks!
09:42It will take a variety of aliens!
09:43Oh, not bad!
09:44Both in the same field!
09:45Maybe that could play a role?
09:46With the corpses?
09:47Yes, not bad, not bad!
09:48Yes, that's not bad!
09:49So !
09:50Okay, that's very bright!
09:51Not bad, not bad, not bad!
09:52I think that's not enough!
09:53We're going to bet on the fact that things are happening outside!
09:59Yeah, that's not bad!
10:00That's not bad!
10:01A little variety here, with Godzilla!
10:03Double monster in the cape!
10:04Gorgeous !
10:05Gorgeous !
10:06She is beautiful!
10:07There you go, he has the reflex!
10:08With the civilian, this time!
10:09Oh !
10:10Oh !
10:11Oh !
10:12That's the cushion check!
10:13The traces!
10:14We'll try to climb this ladder to get a better view in...
10:17Oh !
10:18Oh! The view will be magnificent!
10:19Fantastic !
10:22No, he's going to die!
10:23No, he's going to die, that bastard!
10:24There, he wouldn't stop going down!
10:25Oh no!
10:26It's going to be time!
10:27The truth, ladies and gentlemen!
10:28The moment of truth!
10:29Will Eliud succeed?
10:30THE...
10:31THE...
10:32No !
10:33He just had to press them!
10:37No !
10:38No !
10:39He just had to press them!
10:40No !
10:41He just had to press them!
10:42Bro, you're at the foot of the helicopter, asshole!
10:43No !
10:44I really didn't laugh, personally!
10:45No !
10:46No !
10:47Ah, I didn't laugh, eh!
10:48I'm really disappointed!
10:49Oh !
10:50And I'm going to lose my press license!
10:52Fuck!
10:53We'll give him one more chance!
10:54Ah, but you know if you press R you can take selfies, man!
10:56Oh yes, we can take selfies!
10:57More points!
10:58But yes, I'm sure that makes more points!
10:59Ah, so good!
11:00And what's more, you can see me moving!
11:01But it's sure that it's more than...
11:02Hey guys, guys!
11:03Ok!
11:04Me, guys, my artistic direction, now it's going to be selfies!
11:06Okay? I'm telling you!
11:07Fuck!
11:08He has miscalculated, the...
11:09He just had to press them!
11:11Miserable !
11:12I am the best journalist there is!
11:14Pitiful!
11:15Pitiful!
11:16Hey!
11:17Hello everyone!
11:18Welcome !
11:19We're arriving at the urbex!
11:20No, but you zoom in with your camera and you have a flashlight!
11:23Yeah, but wait!
11:24Do you have the device or did we lose it?
11:26Oh well, we lost him, man!
11:28No !
11:29No !
11:30This is unacceptable!
11:31It's enough to break a man!
11:32Well, guys, we're going to go into the bank now!
11:34This is going to be really great!
11:35I'm trying to make some great plans for you!
11:37And don't forget, 10% off with Kodian at Oli!
11:39Come on, go!
11:40Is anyone getting ready?
11:41The... the... the... the follow-up!
11:42Hop there!
11:43Surprise !
11:44Ah!
11:45Well done!
11:46Ah!
11:47The atmosphere at work is so good!
11:48Wait, wait, wait!
11:49There are two monsters behind there!
11:50Okay, wait, I'll take a selfie!
11:51I'm taking a selfie!
11:52Where are they?
11:53But I don't see anything, actually!
11:54I don't see anything!
11:55There's a line and everything there!
11:56It's beautiful, huh!
11:57It's beautiful!
11:58Oh !
12:00Fuck!
12:01Ah!
12:02Ah!
12:03Ah!
12:04Ah!
12:05Ah!
12:06Ah!
12:07Gorgeous !
12:08Oh, great!
12:09Absolutely beautiful!
12:10Oh, but he doesn't have any!
12:11Well done !
12:12Wait, selfie!
12:13Selfie!
12:14Calmly !
12:17Go ahead!
12:18I took an amazing photo!
12:21Help me!
12:22Help me!
12:23Help me!
12:24Help me!
12:25I helped you!
12:26I helped you!
12:27Okay, I'm going to attract an alien to the mine!
12:29But that's because I'm a very, very great photographer!
12:31You can do it, you're the boss!
12:32You can do it, you're the boss!
12:33Is he here? Come on!
12:34He's following you!
12:35He's following you!
12:36You took the agro!
12:38Ok!
12:39Ah!
12:40Help me!
12:41Mom !
12:42I played with fire!
12:43I hear, take my camera!
12:46Are you alive?
12:47I'm alive, I have 5 HP!
12:48Okay, wait, there's another alien!
12:49There's another alien there!
12:50Go ahead, open the door!
12:51Open the door!
12:52Ok!
12:53Okay, no!
12:54There are two, I think! There are two!
12:55There's two of them, man! There's two of them! Go on, there's two of them!
12:56Open the door!
13:01That was my last shot!
13:03He has to take my camera!
13:10He has to get out!
13:11There's Godzilla, he forgot, I'm sure of it!
13:13No, I can't believe it!
13:17I can't believe it!
13:18Oh !
13:19But no, but he has to go!
13:21He doesn't want to, bro!
13:23It's burning too much!
13:24It's too hot!
13:25He's not going away!
13:26Oh, the cliché!
13:27Oh my, he's gorgeous!
13:29Gorgeous !
13:306500 bullets!
13:32Need 7000!
13:33He didn't do your technique, you see!
13:34No, no, he's going to make fun of the editorial staff again!
13:36No !
13:37There is...
13:38I think it's good!
13:39I think it's good!
13:40I think it's good!
13:41But no, he never has time! Look!
13:42It's gonna be Godzilla's turn, bro!
13:43I think we have to close a camper!
13:53I think we have to close a camper!
14:03Oh !
14:04He's going to have a battle!
14:06Oh no!
14:07Oh no!
14:08Oh no!
14:09There was a shit bird!
14:18There was a bird that was caught!
14:19There was a bird that was caught!
14:23Fuck, guys!
14:25Yeah, that's the end of journalism, I think, for us.
14:28Oh shit !
14:29We were good, we were good, but not good enough.
14:31Personally, I received a job offer from raw.
14:35Oh yeah?
14:36I'm going to bounce back, as I should.
14:37Well, keep it up, man!
14:38Thanks for watching!
14:40And that's it!
14:54Come on!
14:55Hi !
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