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00:00400 people staring at me in silence as if I had insulted their grandmother.
00:04I was thought to be a sexual harasser.
00:07Oh this is shit, this is going to go to shit.
00:11We're going to jail.
00:12Oh man I was freaking out.
00:16How's YouTube doing?
00:17Friends, I've been making videos on YouTube for 13 years now.
00:20and what used to be just a hobby with my brother has now become my real job.
00:25Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:26Except that who says job also says salary and that of a YouTuber depends largely on the partnerships he makes with brands.
00:33And personally, it didn't always go very well.
00:37And not because brands have been the bad guys in the story,
00:39but because I was a piece of shit or because I was unlucky.
00:43And today, I just wanted to tell you about all the times I messed up at work,
00:48ranked by percentage of discomfort.
00:50Here we go.
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02:19First anecdote, here we go!
02:201. I ruined Paris Games Week 40%.
02:23So first of all, I want to clarify, it's not entirely my fault.
02:26So 2019, the beginning of my years on Twitch.
02:29At that point, I was mainly a Smash Bros Ultimate caster, not super experienced, but come on, I can manage.
02:34And it was precisely in this context that my manager at the time, who we'll call Emma, contacted me to commentate on a Brawl Stars tournament at Paris Games Week.
02:42Well, why not?
02:43After all, the game looks cool, and it will give me experience if I ever have to commentate on tournaments on other games.
02:47In short, a great opportunity, so I accept, and I receive the brief by email.
02:50There, I read it diagonally, eh, Brawl Stars, Ubisoft, the content that I have to do, in short, the routine.
02:55Except that two days later, while I was at Taekwondo, I met one of my friends who happened to work at Ubisoft, and I said to him
03:01“Hey man, this is really funny, in two years, I'm going to be casting for your company on Brawl Stars.”
03:05And there, what does he tell me?
03:06"Brawl Stars? That's not from our country. Are you sure about that?"
03:09“Uh... Okay... Weird.”
03:11So I take out my phone and check, and sure enough, Brawl Stars is not a Ubisoft game at all, but a game from Supercell, which is the studio behind Clash of Clans.
03:19Basically, for those who don't follow video games, it's like I said to my friend, "Hey, your Samsung from Apple is cool!"
03:25This is shit.
03:25And seeing that something is wrong, what do I do?
03:28Well, I'll send Emma a message.
03:29And then she replies, "Henri, there's no mistake. Your client is definitely Ubisoft."
03:33Well, listen, if Emma says it, it's true.
03:36And so, over the next few days, as a consensual caster, I research the game, study the Brawl Stars meta, learn the names of all the characters, and become an expert on the subject.
03:47D-day arrives, I'm so happy to be at PGW, security takes me to the Ubisoft stand, and there, I see him.
03:53It's huge, there's a crazy crowd in front of it, there's my photo in big letters on it with "Henri Tran" written on it and...
04:01Brolala.
04:02In short, you will have understood, if there was no error on the name of the publisher, there was one on the name of the game that I was going to comment on.
04:12Which is even worse!
04:14And Emma, Emma, uh...
04:16Well, Emma kiss!
04:17Ah, I was there for the Ubisoft game marketing team!
04:19Yeah, your game is so good, I love it!
04:21While I've never seen a single frame!
04:23And then, what does the project manager say to me?
04:25Perfect, you'll have it on for 7 hours.
04:28But guys, do you realize? It's already complicated on a game you like, but here, it was set to impossible!
04:34There are Zelda speedruns that are shorter than that!
04:36Well, luckily they had put a co-caster, a guy who would commentate with me, and who really knew the game, because otherwise, I was screwed!
04:43Well, that reassured me a little, so I went to get ready, and here is the scene.
04:46I'm backstage, a father in one hand, a madeleine in the other, just to scrape together a little sugar so I don't faint,
04:51and you know, I try to reassure myself by saying, "Come on, it's okay, Henri, you know Brolala, you're a professional caster on Brolala, Brolala!"
04:57And then I hear my name, they call me to go on stage, I run, I grab the microphone, I take a deep breath, and I say,
05:04“Oh, Games Week! Are you ready for some Brawl Stars?”
05:10400 people, looking at me in silence, as if I had insulted their grandmother.
05:19And you know, the worst part is that the driver was there, trying to catch me.
05:23“Oh, you meant Brolala!”
05:26I couldn't think of anything better to say than, "Yeah, it was to see if you were following!"
05:34Oh, I wish I'd gotten shot that day.
05:36In short, it was the longest 7 hours of my life.
05:41I couldn't even go to the bathroom because the tournament was so condensed, there was no break for a minute.
05:46But the worst part was, it was live!
05:49Oh yes, I swear, there's even a replay where you can see that I'm at the end of my tether,
05:53and while I was drowning IRL, I was getting fucked online by the Brolala community!
05:58Like Téma, this tweet!
05:59“Hey, if you think Brolala’s stream was bad, you should watch Ubisoft FR’s.
06:03Their caster is a guy with 1700 Hello and a YouTuber who knows absolutely nothing about the game.
06:07Their best comment so far is "Niii, they do stuff!"
06:10But the worst part, guys, is that he wasn't wrong, because I didn't know anything about the game's vocabulary!
06:15Honestly, after a while, it became so hard, I had mental FF!
06:18I started commenting on this like it was Smash!
06:20“Ah, the spike, the merguez! The magnificent merguez!”
06:24No, no, guys, at the end of the day, but I was dead!
06:27And to be honest, I didn't even know if I was going to pay you!
06:29Well, you know, I laugh about it, but at that moment, I really wasn't feeling well.
06:33So, seeing this, he came and said to me
06:36"No, don't worry, actually, you handled it. I swear, it wasn't that bad, eh!"
06:39And besides, I was there to catch you. That's why we're a team."
06:42Oh, what a great guy! I almost had tears in my eyes!
06:44I take him in my arms, I check him out, I say to him "You're really a nice guy!"
06:48“The next day on Twitter!”
06:52Guys, sorry for the bad 5 hour heist with a guy who knows nothing about the game.
06:56But hey, it doesn't matter, I'll do better next time, with my usual co-caster.
07:00But what happened in one day?
07:02Me making mistakes, you catching me, we forming a team!
07:05No, no, man, I don't think I've ever been thrown under the bus so much as I was at that moment.
07:10Honestly, I wasn't even under the car anymore!
07:11I was in the asphalt!
07:13But really, you know what? I don't blame him.
07:15Because in truth, that night, I was really bad.
07:17Morality, since that day, I read, reread and reread my briefs before going on stage.
07:23Because you never forget a humiliation like that.
07:26And even less so when there is a replay on YouTube.
07:28And but oh, the spike, the merguez, the magnificent merguez!
07:33I blew a partnership with a fashion brand, 70%.
07:37Okay guys, this time I have to tell you about the time I could have made it in fashion,
07:41but where I ruined everything because of a Twitch live.
07:44Well, first of all, context.
07:45A few years ago, there was a very famous clothing brand that did a collaboration with the NBA.
07:50And the brief, guys, was selling a dream.
07:52A photoshoot to post on Instagram to promote the collection.
07:55And a Twitch live on NBA2K with streamers from all over the world, including me, two Americans and a German girl.
08:00In short, it looks really cool on paper, so I accept.
08:02So, as it was my first shoot for a fashion brand,
08:05In my head, I prepared myself as if it were the steps of Cannes.
08:07I quit sugar for three weeks, I drink ginger teas
08:10and I chew a lot of gum, just to really define my jaw.
08:14In short, I wanted to be square, dry, good-looking, ready to shoot.
08:18Except that in fact, as it was my first shoot for a fashion brand,
08:21I was feeling a bit of pressure.
08:22And so, the day before the shoot, I said to myself
08:24"Hmm..."
08:26What if I let off steam by doing some MMA?
08:28Like just a little bit of relaxed grappling.
08:30So I go to training.
08:31And just as everything was going well, my partner made a false move.
08:35And...
08:36The result is a blue, green, purple, or whatever, black eye, with a kind of eyeliner, whatever.
08:47And as a bonus, my manager is not happy at all.
08:49Because yes, even if we can photoshop a bruise,
08:52Well, when your eye has doubled in size, it immediately becomes more complicated.
08:55So the next day, I arrived at the shoot wearing sunglasses that had not been approved by the brand, obviously.
09:00And even though they were nice and didn't say anything to me,
09:03We agree that for a first impression, it's a bit crap.
09:06Anyway, I do the shooting, it's still okay.
09:09And there, I say to myself, the worst is over.
09:10Now all that's left is the live.
09:12This should be easy now.
09:15Ah dada!
09:16If only!
09:17As I remind you, for this live, I am not alone.
09:20I am accompanied by three other streamers,
09:22two Americans and a German.
09:23And when you do a multi live like that,
09:25It is customary for streamers to introduce themselves one after the other.
09:28First the two Americans, then the German,
09:30and finally me, at the end of the queue.
09:32The thing is, you see, I'm a bit of a chatty guy.
09:35So to break the ice, I decide to make a little German joke.
09:38And I say to him, haha, that's really funny.
09:41The only thing I know how to say in German is,
09:44Hello, it's Ich le bedich.
09:47Which means, I love you.
09:49I was thought to be a sexual harasser.
09:52And there, I know what you're going to tell me.
09:53But Henri, in that case, why didn't you say Guten Tag?
09:56Well, I don't know, that's it, I'm stupid.
09:57That's it, that's all, that's it.
09:58And there, there is a blank that settles into the vocal.
10:02A feeling of unease.
10:03I felt alone.
10:06But you know what?
10:07The worst part is, it wasn't the worst.
10:10Because after my big flop, I was supposed to play with the other streamers.
10:14Except no.
10:15Since when I log in, I can't join the game.
10:18Ah, the game servers literally told me,
10:20No bro, not today.
10:21So not only do I come across as the redneck on duty,
10:23but on top of that I can't even do my job properly.
10:26Well listen, let me know,
10:27We're not going to spend all evening on a technical problem.
10:29And so I decide to save the furniture as best I can,
10:32telling other streamers,
10:33Go ahead, it's okay, play without me.
10:35I will comment on your game.
10:37It's the return of Henry Caster.
10:40Then they tell me, yeah, really cool ideas.
10:43Except that...
10:44No one is sharing their gameplay with me on Discord.
10:48Ah, even after the reminders, they just ignored me.
10:51It's as if they boycotted me because of my joke.
10:53And so, I was forced to move on to plan B.
10:55A.k.a. watching their gameplay on Twitch.
10:58And there, the real ones know.
11:00Because actually, Twitch isn't really live.
11:03There is always a small delay which is about 15 seconds.
11:06Except that 15 seconds on NBA 2K is huge!
11:10I have at least time to do 4 actions.
11:12So now that you know that, imagine the scene.
11:15You're a viewer who has a grandpa on your couch.
11:17And there you have a random Frenchman who passes for the big heavy on duty.
11:20Difficulty launching the game.
11:21Comments on a match with his shitty accent.
11:2320 seconds too late!
11:25Oh no guys, I got muted in other streamers' chat.
11:28They were all like, what the fuck is even bro talking about?
11:31And I understand them.
11:31But the worst part is that I realized this after the live.
11:35By going to check the replay of other streamers.
11:37And when we were together, they must have heard that something was wrong.
11:42So why didn't they tell me anything?
11:43They just let me sink.
11:46As a result, I was never able to collaborate with the brand in question again.
11:50And now, I have 3 golden rules to follow before a fashion project.
11:53First, no MMA one week before a shoot.
11:56Second, I test my connection before going live.
11:59And finally, thirdly, I just say hello now.
12:03Bailiffs came to my house!
12:05100%!
12:07Okay, so this one guys, I think this is the hottest OP I've ever had in my entire life.
12:11Well, first of all, context.
12:13I just finished a partnership with a brand, the client is happy, I get paid, I move on.
12:18In short, the routine.
12:19Except that...
12:21No.
12:22Because the day after a stream, when I had finished super late, at 7am, I heard a knock at my door and I ran into my father in a panic.
12:31And he said to me...
12:32Henry, you need to get out of your room.
12:35There are bailiffs at the door.
12:38Huh? But what about bailiffs?
12:40There !
12:41I freeze, my soul leaves my body, I take a look back at all the stupid things I could have done.
12:44Anyway, I poop on myself.
12:46And that's how, trembling, I walk towards the door and come face to face with two guys in suits, briefcases in hand and sunglasses.
12:56Stay in black!
12:57Oh, I swear, I was about to tell them...
13:00But I'm not an alien!
13:01And then, when I didn't even have time to say hello to them, what did they say to me?
13:04Hello, we are lawyers appointed by a television network and we would like to investigate your collaboration with a VPN.
13:13Uh...
13:13Well, I admit, at the time, I really didn't understand the connection.
13:15And actually, afterward, he explains it to me.
13:16Basically, the VPN I worked with, like all other VPNs, allows its users to change their geolocation.
13:23This is what allows you to say that you are virtually in Japan, when in reality, you are in France,
13:27and which allows you to stream One Piece on Netflix for example.
13:29Except, well, the TV channel in question has its own streaming platform,
13:33and they don't like at all that people can use VPNs to bypass their geo-restrictions.
13:38And like the VPN I worked with, well they are not based in France,
13:42and well they come to attack Bibi to search through my emails, look for information,
13:46to build evidence, in short, to build a case.
13:49And so that's how at 7am, in my pajamas, I find myself turning on my PC in front of bailiffs.
13:54But what you guys need to understand is that 1, what this VPN does, like all other VPNs,
13:59Well, it's not illegal, and 2, but I'm not in direct contact with the brands.
14:03That's my agent's job.
14:05And concretely, well my exchanges, it looks like...
14:07Hi Henry, there's a VPN choice that wants to do an OP with you, are you up for it?
14:11And I answer yes or no.
14:12So there are no compromising emails from me, my agent, or anyone in fact.
14:17But hey, at the same time, what do you want?
14:19Guys, they show up at 7am, they put you under incredible pressure by using extremely threatening legal terms,
14:23Well, you cooperate.
14:24And after 2 hours of searching my PC without finding anything, guess what one of these guys said to me.
14:30Well, sir, we haven't found anything, we're sorry for the inconvenience, and to tell the truth, it's annoying us too, eh?
14:34Especially since on top of that, the TV channel, uh...
14:37Well, there's not much she can do legally.
14:38Well, there's not much she can do legally.
14:41Pardon !
14:42So to sum up, you showed up at my house at 7am,
14:45you put pressure on my father,
14:47you are squatting in my living room, drinking my coffee,
14:50and all this for what?
14:52To fill out a report like an intern who has to submit a PowerPoint to their tutor?
14:56Oh no, I lost it, I looked them straight in the eyes,
14:59and I told them!
15:01Well, are we done?
15:01Yeah, well, they're still bailiffs, right? Don't act like you would have reacted differently.
15:05Anyway, they end up telling me it's good,
15:07but that before leaving, there was still one last thing they had to do.
15:12Ask Kevin.
15:14And there you know what guys, for the end of this anecdote,
15:16We'll call Kevin to tell us his version.
15:21Ah! Sir, sir, sir!
15:24How is my favorite brother?
15:27Everything is fine, everything is fine!
15:29That's a false compliment because I only have one brother,
15:32So inevitably, you are the one I love the most and the one I hate the most too.
15:38Yes, always a pleasure to welcome you to the channel.
15:39Okay Kevin, tell me, what happened with the bailiffs at your house?
15:43It is common knowledge that I have a rather strange sleep pattern.
15:47Roughly speaking, I go to bed when I'm done working.
15:50So generally, at 10am, I'm not really available.
15:54Imagine my surprise when, at 9:30 in the morning, bailiffs rang my doorbell.
15:59I wake up, I'm in Walpé.
16:02I arrive, I press it, I hear, yes, we are, I don't know what, bailiffs, whatever.
16:08Where am I, there?
16:09I pick up my phone and I see, you're sending me crazy stuff.
16:14You say to yourself, watch out, there are guys coming.
16:15Oh this is shit, this is going to go to shit.
16:21We're going to jail.
16:22Oh man, you're freaking out, I didn't understand, you know, they took my emails and everything.
16:25He explains to me a little, there, if you're going to sh**, there, we worked with this VPN.
16:30By the way, I have not worked with this VPN.
16:32They considered that I worked with this VPN because I appeared on your channel.
16:38Ah, that was it!
16:40Message to all YouTubers.
16:41This is what might happen to you when you want to feed on Henri's channel.
16:45All right.
16:45They arrive, I'm in the middle of working on the apartment.
16:50Yeah, that's true because you just bought it too.
16:51This means that when they arrive, the living room and the kitchen are under construction.
16:55They had nowhere to sit.
16:57And there was dust everywhere.
16:59But so, where did they sit?
17:00If you hadn't asked me the question, no one would have believed me.
17:05They say, can we hack into your computer?
17:08And I say, yeah, we can go to the cellar if you want.
17:12Oh, I took him down to the cellar.
17:19And wait, you made them sit on the stairs, I think, right?
17:23I didn't have the railings on the stairs yet.
17:25This means you had a rough staircase without any protection.
17:28Be careful, on the left there is a void.
17:31They're here, but what is this guy?
17:33A bailiff, he's sitting on the step, like that, he's checking my computer.
17:36He asks me, what is this guy?
17:38I explain it to him like this.
17:38There, I turn around, what do I see?
17:40What do you see?
17:41There's the other bailiff, he's playing basketball.
17:45I explain that there is one of the bailiffs, I turn around, I want to speak to his friend to show that I am innocent.
17:48It's not, I see he's shooting.
17:50Ah, because there's a basketball hoop near your basement stairs.
17:52He takes a shot, I'm here, but yeah, are you a bailiff or what?
17:56And no one will believe it, there are bailiffs, they came to my house, they wanted to play basketball in my cellar.
18:07Do you have any last words for these bailiffs before we move on to the conclusion?
18:10Your supports weren't aligned, when you shoot, you have an arm in front of your eye, obviously it doesn't fit.
18:15Lots of room for improvement in this shoot.
18:18And that's it for today's video, I hope you enjoyed it.
18:22Well, obviously guys, we're laughing, we're making fun of my fails a little.
18:25But deep down, all this nonsense taught me to do my job better.
18:28Because today, being a YouTuber has become a real job.
18:32And now look, there are briefs, contracts, deadlines, filming,
18:35and sometimes bailiffs who arrive at 7 a.m. in your cellar to shoot basketball.
18:40That can happen too.
18:42But hey, like in any profession, there are unforeseen events, there are quacks,
18:45and you just have to learn how to manage them.
18:46And then at worst, it makes for some good anecdotes to tell.
18:48And you, tell me in the comments your worst struggles at work or during your internship.
18:52We'll see if you can compete with me.
18:54And as usual, if you liked the video, don't hesitate to subscribe and give me a thumbs up.
18:59And I'll see you very soon for the next video.
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