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00:00The short film you are about to see is in vertical format.
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00:53And now the short film, enjoy watching.
00:56Come on, come on, come on Gaëtan!
00:59Okay, he's amazing, he's gorgeous!
01:02Oh yeah!
01:03No, but she's a beauty!
01:04He doesn't pass the short in the technical!
01:06No, but we're going to do that now!
01:07Don't worry!
01:08We're going to review everything!
01:09You're so adorable!
01:11Ah! It's for you! Thanks, Grandpa!
01:14It's cute! It's so cute!
01:16Can you each rate your outfit?
01:19No, no, but it's okay, we're not going to do that!
01:20I'm real!
01:21She, I would say more like a 6.5!
01:23And what am I? Go ahead, tell me!
01:25What do you sell in your food truck?
01:27So we sell two things, coffee, because in fact I went on Erasmus in Colombia,
01:32where I tasted a multitude of different coffees.
01:34And I am a trained florist, I worked for quite a long time in large brands,
01:38for example, on Mother's Day, I was the one who oversaw it.
01:40So basically, here it is, a food truck, café, and florist.
01:44It's time for a mess inside!
01:46There's an ecosystem in it!
01:48We're removing the mess, wow!
01:49Here we go!
01:52Hey, calm down?
01:53Oh fuck Laurent!
01:55Sorry for the reaction!
01:56Lovers, can I ask you a question?
01:58She's my sister!
01:59It's brother!
01:59Why aren't you a millionaire yet?
02:01Oh well!
02:01Maybe it won't be long now, I'm working on a fairly disruptive business right now.
02:05In fact, I included a kind of storytelling around a...
02:09Well no, he's still going to my parents' house, he owes me money so...
02:13Come back down Gaëtan!
02:17When you swarm!
02:22Come back down Gaëtan!
02:24He got killed in front of everyone!
02:25Ah I'm dead, ah I'm cooked!
02:27I'm old-fashioned!
02:28Oh wow!
02:29And the first step of our valve, cleaning!
02:32Go scrub!
02:33It's not like you're used to it, either!
02:35Go scrub!
02:37I have to go get a coffee!
02:38Come on, come down a little, Gaëtan!
02:43You're here pretending to be I don't know who on TikTok while you're in bed all day!
02:47But come back down Gaëtan!
02:48Come back down Gaëtan!
02:49Come back down Gaëtan!
02:50Come back down Gaëtan!
02:51Come back down Gaëtan!
02:52Well no!
02:53No !
02:54Ones!
02:55Come back down Gaëtan!
02:56Come back down Gaëtan!
02:58Thanks man!
02:59That's great!
03:00It's normal!
03:01Come back down Gaëtan!
03:02Yeah I'm going back down yeah, it works!
03:03Is it okay, Gaëtan?
03:04Yeah !
03:05Yeah !
03:06Shall we take a picture?
03:07Yeah, absolutely yeah!
03:08Go ahead, perfect!
03:09Ah!
03:10Oh damn the word!
03:12Sorry for the reaction!
03:13Hey !
03:14Come back down Gaëtan!
03:16Hey !
03:18Come back down Gaëtan!
03:19Oh damn the word!
03:20Sorry for the reaction!
03:21Hey !
03:22Come back down Gaëtan!
03:23Hey !
03:24Come back down Gaëtan!
03:25Gaëtan!
03:27We have to go back down!
03:30Come back down Gaëtan!
03:32Come back down Gaëtan!
03:34Come back down Gaëtan!
03:35Come back down Gaëtan!
03:36Thank you Bricomax!
03:37Yeah! Thanks for the painting!
03:39For the painting there!
03:40The video on the internet made me laugh!
03:42Okay cool!
03:43What's up, Gaëtan?
03:44What ?
03:45Come back down!
03:46It works yeah!
03:47Good day !
03:48Come on, hello!
03:49He's funny, huh!
03:52Come back down Gaëtan!
03:54No !
03:55No !
03:56Come back down Gaëtan!
03:57Come back down Gaëtan!
03:58No future!
04:00No nature!
04:01No future!
04:03He still comes to our parents' house and gives us money, so...
04:05Come back down Gaëtan!
04:07So !
04:08Hi! I'm Lola!
04:09Hello! I'm Gaëtan!
04:11I'm his little brother!
04:12We just get arrested every day!
04:14Every day !
04:15They're not necessarily people with basic politeness!
04:17Even a girl who bullied me in middle school!
04:19Who sent me a message!
04:20But that's excessive!
04:21Yeah, that's...
04:22So here's everyone who...
04:23Hey! We've got your life right there on the thing!
04:24And then in the street there it's a thing of my ball!
04:26So there!
04:27Shit !
04:28What are you doing ?
04:30But no !
04:31Really there?
04:32Yeah !
04:33I'll see!
04:34Honestly not bad!
04:35I'll see!
04:38Wait...
04:39That's all...
04:40But how many have you done?
04:41There are 480 of them!
04:43You made 480 t-shirts?
04:45But you're going to...
04:46How do you...
04:47Finally...
04:48But no, but we sell that!
04:49It makes us...
04:50Well, I don't know...
04:51Funding for naming like that!
04:52Ok!
04:535 reasons why the Redescend Gaëtan trend is problematic!
04:57Ooh! But Gaëtan, this floor is great!
04:59Yes! The wood is of high quality, like...
05:01My French brand watch made from eco-sourced wood!
05:06And by the way, you get 50% off with the code...
05:09Come back down!
05:10There you go! So click on the link!
05:12Gaëtan, thank you for highlighting this dropshipping crap!
05:15When you click on the link in its description, you will find a superb watch with a 50% discount!
05:20But strangely I managed to find this same watch on Aliexpress with a great price of €2.13!
05:26Seriously, it really pisses me off that in 2025 there are still influencers promoting this kind of bullshit!
05:31They still take us for fools!
05:32The guy goes back down to Gaëtan who arrives with his trend that comes out of nowhere!
05:36He's here, what's he offering us?
05:37Dropshipping guys!
05:39Do not buy from this link!
05:40Short video to apologize to you regarding this watch and dropshipping story!
05:50I won't hide from you the fact that I was completely unaware of this system!
05:53So now I understand the two cents!
05:56We have deleted the video, we deeply apologize!
05:58Then we hope that you will continue to follow our adventures because here we are!
06:03Hello stars!
06:04So first of all I'm very happy that you contacted me because I love your profile!
06:07That's what I wanted you to know!
06:08Well thank you very much!
06:09Hi !
06:10This is a very new internet and all that for us!
06:12We actually have a business with Lola, anyway...
06:15We got our grandfather's van back!
06:17This is a project that is close to our hearts!
06:18It's quite family-friendly!
06:19This is so good! Excuse me, I'll cut you off!
06:20But if you want to gorge yourself, you have to hit hard!
06:22That's too small!
06:23Everyone knows you there!
06:25We need a product that reaches everyone!
06:27Let me give you an example!
06:28I met a producer of excellent burgers!
06:30And I think that for your audience that would be perfect!
06:33Yes, but what does our project have to do with burgers?
06:37But we don't care!
06:38No, but you see Mister Beast for example!
06:41I mean, he's not a pastry chef!
06:42Well, he sells chocolates by the pallet!
06:44Well, we do the same thing with frozen burgers!
06:46We call it Gaëtan Burger or Redescend Burger!
06:49You do 2-3 stories and we'll sell them like hotcakes!
06:52Ok, well we'll see, we'll think about it!
06:54Yeah, it's not stupid really!
06:56Well yeah, it's not stupid, too cool!
06:57And decide quickly, eh!
06:58Because you are currently trending, but there is another influencer who smells a similar product!
07:01And that's it, the thing is done!
07:02Okay?
07:03Ok, let's think about it, yeah!
07:04Ok!
07:05THANKS !
07:06Hi !
07:07No, but it's me, we're not going to make frozen burgers!
07:09What's the connection?
07:10No no yeah!
07:11We're going to taste them anyway!
07:12But no, we're not even going to taste them!
07:13This doesn't make any sense!
07:17But yeah, it's them!
07:18What are they doing?
07:19Ah, you undid the mark!
07:20Ah, you undid the mark!
07:21Who is the brand?
07:22Who is the brand?
07:23Stop!
07:24Well no, but I'll talk to you however I want!
07:25You had something to think about!
07:26You're not responsible, actually!
07:27We had this project together from the start!
07:29Stop it!
07:30No, I don't want to listen to you!
07:31I don't want to listen to you!
07:32I said I have something and I saw it right after!
07:33Well yeah, who's going then? Well, it's me!
07:35Wait, she's coming! She's coming! She's coming!
07:37She's coming!
07:38She's coming!
07:39She's coming!
07:40Fuck!
07:41Damn I'm shocked!
07:43Right now there's 60% off Sangrétan t-shirts!
07:58There are all sizes available but they go very very quickly!
08:01So hurry up!
08:02Click the link in bio! Go ahead!
08:04Well, hello! It's Lola!
08:06There may be some who already know me!
08:09I just created my new account with my new mobile coffee shop!
08:13And I am delighted to share my new adventures with you!
08:16So don't hesitate to follow this account!
08:18And don't hesitate to come visit me!
08:20I'm at VapoSpouf today!
08:22And we have a code for you!
08:23Here is Gaëtan!
08:245% off all products!
08:26Yeah yeah guys! We've brought Gaëtan back down!
08:27Great deals are at VapoSpouf!
08:29Remember!
08:36Could you say hi to my cousin Chloe?
08:38Please she adores you!
08:39Okay! Hi Chloe!
08:40Look, Gaëtan is coming back down!
08:41Yeah, it's Gaëtan!
08:42Hi !
08:43Yeah, thank you very much!
08:46This is for my friends!
08:47Yeah! Hey guys! It's Gaëtan!
08:48It's back down Gaëtan!
08:49That's it! Hello!
08:50Anyway, thanks for helping me, grandpa!
08:54But where are you going to put the flowers?
08:58No, but there are no more flowers!
09:00Oh yes! That's right!
09:03But in any case!
09:05You hit it right!
09:07Well done !
09:08Thanks grandpa!
09:09Hey, say a word to my friends!
09:11Guys, I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you anymore!
09:13Well, come back down Gaëtan!
09:15I don't have the right to refuse, is that it?
09:19Well, it's nothing, it'll take you a second!
09:22Is this a second for you?
09:23For me it's all day!
09:24You already ask me for permission before filming!
09:26I'm not a monkey in a zoo!
09:28It's okay, it's just because my group of friends and I are going to love it!
09:30They love you in my group!
09:32That was our craze!
09:33Ok that's it, I'm crazy!
09:35I'm a delusion if I don't want to be a delusion!
09:37Huh! If I don't want to come back down!
09:39All right ?
09:40So now you're going to learn respect!
09:42And leave me alone!
09:44Rebarle! Rebarle!
09:45In fact, you create buzz when it suits you!
09:47Yeah !
09:49Huh! You think we haven't seen your sponsors?
09:52You're invited to parties, you make money all this, why?
09:55Because you made a video!
09:57It's not even you who's coming down!
09:59In fact I'm sure that if you passed someone in the street
10:01Who made you laugh or what, you would ask him for a photo or something like that!
10:04And Gaëtan!
10:05It's okay, leave me alone!
10:06Oh fuck Laurent!
10:07Fuck!
10:08I didn't recognize you!
10:09I don't push myself as hard!
10:10But what happened to Gaëtan who went crazy?
10:12Well, I'll explain everything to you!
10:13And the guy got finished off!
10:14And the guy got finished off!
10:15But he just mustn't forget that it's a trend!
10:16It doesn't matter !
10:17Like in two weeks we'll have forgotten!
10:19Hey Gaëtan!
10:20Gaëtan!
10:21Gaëtan!
10:22Gaëtan!
10:23Gaëtan!
10:24Gaëtan, where is your sister?
10:25He could say hello anyway!
10:26Hello community!
10:27It's coming back down!
10:28Gaëtan!
10:29Pfff!
10:30Hello community!
10:31It's back down Gaëtan!
10:32I've got you covered!
10:35Whoo!
10:36Muh!
10:37Pfff!
10:38Muh!
10:39Muh!
10:48Crazy!
10:56Hi everyone, it's Gaëtan Redescend.
11:18I have prepared a huge surprise for you.
11:20Come Saturday afternoon to the address in the comments.
11:23to see a little madness, a happening, you are not ready,
11:27you will get free gifts, things to eat.
11:30Come in large numbers!
11:33Okay guys, I'm going to the Redescend Gaëtan event.
11:36I hope I'm not going there for nothing,
11:37because he still promised us free stuff.
11:40Honestly, a little PS5 wouldn't be a bad idea, right Gaëtan?
11:45Thank you all for being here, Gaëtan will be with you soon.
11:48This is going to be so good.
11:49Listen, he's here, start of a minute.
11:50Ah here it is, so good.
11:52Well, thank you all.
11:53Yeah !
11:54How's the community going?
11:55Yeah !
11:56Okay.
11:57More and more of you are following me.
11:59Honestly, it's so nice.
12:01And I've been working hard for a while on a product that will delight you.
12:05Are you ready for a crazy happening?
12:06Yeah !
12:08Okay, what's my name?
12:09Gaëtan!
12:10Okay, what's my name?
12:11Gaëtan!
12:13What is my last name?
12:14Come back down!
12:15Come back down!
12:16What is my basic job?
12:20Alpinist!
12:20You don't know me, actually?
12:24No, I was a florist.
12:28I am a florist.
12:30But I imagine you're here to make a little video and send it to your friends.
12:34Well yes, we order!
12:36What if I didn't actually want to come back down, Gaëtan?
12:42You decided that, but maybe I don't want to.
12:47What if I didn't care about burgers?
12:48Besides, I've never tasted them.
12:52Besides, I wish no one would taste them.
12:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, are you not okay or what?
13:00Hey, oh, no, no, no, no, no, but you have no idea, I have...
13:03He is sorry.
13:04You're filming me well, right?
13:05Yeah ?
13:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, it's not right, yeah, hop!
13:11Stop!
13:12This is the last time you'll see me.
13:15But I'm in the name of your burger.
13:17Where's my burger, yeah?
13:19Now forget me.
13:20Blood Prode no longer exists
13:22This isn't serious, damn it.
13:24Where's my burger, wesh?
13:35Where's my burger, wesh?
13:37Where's my burger, wesh?
13:39Where's my burger, wesh?
13:41What a powerful rallying cry
13:43Where's my burger, wesh?
13:44Are you talking to me about another belly?
13:45No, but that's the name of the burger, I took the wesh burger
13:47Where's my burger, wesh?
13:49We have been out of stock since yesterday.
13:51We want to wesh, not survive
13:54We want to wesh, not survive
13:56And sooner than you know
13:59But wait, it's him, look, what the hell is he doing here?
14:01Who ?
14:02You don't know Gaëtan, the guy from the drag?
14:03Oh yeah
14:04Come on, come on, let's go see
14:05Hey Gaëtan, come back down!
14:07Hey, where do my people come from?
14:09I don't know, leave me, I want to film it.
14:11He does his thing, we leave him alone, period.
14:13Wait, can I help you?
14:15Hello, we are here for flowers please.
14:17Flowers, okay, who are they for?
14:18For my mother
14:19Okay, what's his favorite color?
14:22Pink, pink
14:22Is that true, Gaëtan?
14:23Yeah, even if it's okay, it's not good.
14:24Well, we'll go for a small bouquet with geraniums.
14:27Thank you for watching this short film
14:33And thank you Emma for accompanying me on this short film.
14:36Don't forget the unbeatable offer by clicking on my link
14:38And using my Cyprien code
14:39Come back down Gaëtan
14:41Thanks for watching this video!
14:42It's a whole thing!
14:43Thanks for watching this video!