I'm Giving 20 People Diabetes

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00:00This is horrible!

00:01Oh, don't worry.

00:02If you don't like this video,

00:04you can follow any of the millions of greasy losers

00:07that copy my every move with increasingly diminishing quality.

00:11What's up, guys?

00:12I'm giving away 20,000 Advils to people that need insulin.

00:18What's up, guys?

00:19I'm giving away 2,000 Wasps to people with poor blood sugar.

00:25What's up, guys?

00:26I'm giving 20 people diabetes.

00:30You're a terrible person.

00:32All of you are terrible people.

00:35Well, would a horrible person give away such a good prize?

00:39Doing something charitable or good only to turn it into content

00:42doesn't make you a good person.

00:43It makes you an expletive psycho.

00:46Yeah, you should be in jail.

00:48Oh, my God.

00:50Someone just tweeted out my home address.

00:52I just got a notarized invoice for a hit someone took out on me.

00:54Yes, anyone that talks even remotely negative about me

00:58online or in the public sphere

01:00is subjected to my army of 300 million children worldwide.

01:04And they don't mess around.

01:06They'll leak your home address, send you death threats,

01:09and do it all with a book report due tomorrow.

01:12At this point, I have such a stranglehold

01:14on the youth demographic of this country.

01:16They're going to let me choose the next president

01:18in about four years.