Eff Hunger In The Butt

Beasley Digital

4/23/2025

Camp Out has a new slogan

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00:00We were talking earlier about the three women behind home plate at the World Series, flashing their babies.

00:08By the way, did that make it on national television?

00:11It did, yes.

00:12I don't care about the World Series right now.

00:15There was no mistaking it, and I find myself watching behind home plate a lot.

00:19I always do too.

00:20I get distracted by it, and then you saw this coming, and it was one of those things where the instant reaction was,

00:26Wait, did I just see what I think I just saw?

00:28Are the mooning and the pressed ham as big anymore?

00:31Yeah, I mooned somebody last week.

00:35You did last week?

00:36Yeah.

00:37I was going to pressed ham, but I didn't want to leave.

00:40It was down the hall at the other studio.

00:42I didn't see...

00:43Wait, wait.

00:44Our own coworkers?

00:45Yeah.

00:46I didn't see bare ass yesterday, but I did see a man spread his butt cheeks on the streets of Philadelphia.

00:53Why?

00:54So we were at Steven Singer Jewelers, and we were walking over there, and somebody had pulled over to the...

01:01It was right at 8 in the morning.

01:03Insanely busy there, okay?

01:05So this person had parked his car in a non-parking spot too close to the corner.

01:12A city bus is making the turn.

01:14The car is parked where it shouldn't be, so the bus can't make the turn.

01:17The car is in the way.

01:18So the bus driver starts leaning on the horn.

01:20Well, the guy who had parked the car happened to be standing right there, and he didn't like that.

01:24And he starts flipping off the bus driver.

01:26Meanwhile, everybody else is honking their horn going, dude, move your car, move your car.

01:31And the guy bends over, spreads his butt cheeks.

01:35I took video after it.

01:37Did he drop trow?

01:38No, he didn't.

01:39He didn't, but he wanted to.

01:40He was pointing to his ass and spreading his butt cheeks.

01:43Was he like, excuse me, may I ask you a few questions?

01:46No, but he was spreading his butt cheeks and pointing to it.

01:50So it wasn't a full-on moon, and it wasn't pressed ham, but it was still very entertaining.

01:55Yeah.

01:56So this chick is winning.

01:58Yeah.

01:59Oh, yeah.

02:00Everybody's talking about her.

02:01Are you kidding me?

02:02Totally.

02:03God gave her a DNA structure that ended up working out nicely.

02:08But this strategy has worked.

02:09Yeah.

02:10Yeah.

02:11So the thing is, what do you do next?

02:14How do you top that?

02:16I think you try to become a Supreme Court judge.

02:18Maybe you do that.

02:19All right, guys.

02:20When's the next game?

02:21Is it tonight?

02:22Yep.

02:23All right.

02:24Are you going to do it, Case?

02:25Preston Steve butt plug?

02:27Behind home plate?

02:28What do you think?

02:29Do you think that'll get us some fun?

02:30What do you mean?

02:31If I put a butt plug in, and I moon the camera, and it says Preston and Steve on it.

02:35Jesus.

02:36I didn't know.

02:37I thought this was a charity thing.

02:38I thought it was a charity event.

02:40I thought he was talking about promoting a charity.

02:42All right.

02:43I'll put a can of something up there instead.

02:45It'll be the camp out for hunger.

02:47We say butt plug all the time.

02:49How about inserting a mag light?

02:50Yeah.

02:51I didn't know you were going actual butt plug.

02:54No.

02:55Is it Preston Steve butt?

02:56Yeah, I guess you're...

02:57No, no.

02:58You're putting a full police mag light into his butt.

03:03You know, the game sure has changed, Ralph.

03:06It's for breast cancer.

03:08Yeah.

03:09You've got to get to Houston tonight, Case.

03:11It's not in D.C., so...

03:12Oh.

03:13It's in Houston, maybe.

03:14Well, you see, D.C. would have been doable.

03:16Right.

03:17All right.

03:18How much for a...

03:19D.C. was viable, but Houston seems extraordinarily difficult.

03:23Wait.

03:24What did you say?

03:25How much for a mag light?

03:26No, no, no.

03:27How much...

03:28I may have said that.

03:29How much...

03:30No, no, no.

03:31For behind the home plate seats.

03:32Oh, I'm sorry.

03:33Yes.

03:34Do you carry full-size mag lights like the police use?

03:36It's for my butt.

03:38Do you check that?

03:39Or you buy it when you get to Houston?

03:41You buy it when you get to Houston.

03:42I'm sorry.

03:43What's that?

03:44Oh, it's for breast cancer month.

03:45Yeah.

03:46Wow.

03:47No, I would do it for camp out for hunger.

03:48There you go.

03:49That is the obvious.

03:50Bill abundance.

03:51Wow.

03:52So that was the next time we're up at the award show in Washington.

03:55Right.

03:56They remember, they play little clips of the...

03:58I'm Kelly Ripa.

03:59And everyone was moved to tears when Casey put a mag light in his butt.

04:04Wow.

04:05And said, F hunger in the butt.

04:09Those inspiring words are now etched on marble.

04:12That is the statement trying to be made.

04:17Yeah.

04:18F hunger in the butt.

04:19F hunger in the butt.

04:20F hunger in the butt.

04:21F hunger in the butt.

04:22F hunger in the butt.

04:23F hunger in the butt.

04:24Camp out.

04:25F.

04:29Can't wait to see those signs this year.

04:30No, you got notes.

04:31No, you can't.

04:32It's okay.

04:34Have your son or daughter.

04:35Yeah.

04:36Yeah.

04:37Camp out for hunger.

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