00:00I have a question for you. Lay it on me. Should I get into the Bachelorette stuff here in a little bit or we can we did it as a separate segment. We can parse it out here if you want. All right. So Jed popped the question. We got the clip here. This is the dummy who has who is a up and coming musician. And to this point, the only thing he is sold is a dog food jingle. Hey, that's that's an accomplishment. That's you know, it's not even a good dog food jingle. I would love to see throughout the series.
00:29When he's talking to the camera and saying, you know, I'm really just looking to find someone that I can fall in love with and all this. And at the end of this going, well, I really did this for my career because I figured it would boost my visibility a little bit. Right, right. Really what I was doing.
00:41But if you're trying to paint yourself as sort of a an emotional in touch singer songwriter and this is the way you treat this girl, it's not going to really work for you. We have his jingle. Marissa sent over his dog food jingle. Here we go. All right. Here we go.
00:56Rain or shine, kind of love like nothing you've seen before.
01:04No. This is for dog food? It's for dog food. Okay. Okay.
01:08And the dog is waiting. The dog's what? The dog's waiting for the master to come home. Okay. And it's a high quality dog food.
01:14Okay. Is the dog wearing something sexy? Sexy. That's right. Yeah. And it has a dildo in one paw. Okay.
01:19The dog really does deserve the best. So go pick him up some better balls.
01:27You know, and the thing, it's better. Okay. So here's the deal. And his reason for doing the commercial is real because this is the food that he's been eating at home himself because the career's not going well.
01:41Man, I love this stuff. You put it on some bread, it's delicious.
