Preston learns French

Beasley Digital

4/23/2025

He wants to be irresistible to women and men.

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00:00Do you think if I had Sebastian Latou's accent that I would be irresistible to women?

00:06I think so.

00:07You'd be irresistible to men as well.

00:08I love that accent.

00:10Zeiss.

00:11Yeah, why don't you call him overnight and say, instead of saying this, zeiss.

00:14Yeah, Sebastian, it's press.

00:17Say zeiss.

00:20What?

00:20Is press down?

00:22Are you calling?

00:24I want to hear you say zeiss.

00:26This.

00:28Say it.

00:29It's the same.

00:30You're salty years old?

00:31Yeah.

00:31Salty.

00:32Salty.

00:32And how he said, I forgot.

00:35The way he said that, I was like, oh.

00:36I forgot.

00:37I don't know.

00:38Yeah.

00:39I love it, man.

00:40I have diarrhea.

00:43Right, exactly.

00:44Anything like that.

00:45He's a liquefaction of the fecal material.

00:48We should totally have him say the grossest words.

00:51Oh, yeah, we'll do that.

00:52Yeah, yeah.

00:53Even, you know, who's the actress?

00:55She was in Inglourious Bastard.

00:58She was in Now You See Me.

01:00Kruger?

01:00French, blonde hair.

01:02Love that accent on her, too.

01:04A really good actress as well.

01:07Having a brain fart.

01:08Yeah, I never.

01:09Having a breath heart.

01:10My brain is melting.

01:12My brain is emitting fart gas.

01:13Yes.

01:14Fart gas.

01:15Nick is looking it up now.

01:17Are you talking about Diane Kruger?

01:18Because she's German, I think.

01:20No, not Diane Kruger.

01:21Okay.

01:21Freddy Kruger.

01:22Melanie Laurent.

01:23No, she plays Shoshana, yeah.

01:25Shoshana!

01:26Melanie Laurent.

01:28Hey.

01:28What's her name?

01:29What's the chick's name in Pulp Fiction?

01:32Oh, yeah, you like her.

01:33You talk about Bruce Willis'...

01:35I want the put-belly.

01:36Yeah.

01:37You give me more plechas?

01:38Like Madonna.

01:40Can we have blueberry pancakes?

01:42Blueberry pancakes.

01:45Pinecone.

01:46A pinecone?

01:46Pinecone.

01:48I don't know.

01:49What are you talking about Pacific Ocean over here for?

01:51What is her name?

01:52Because I want to see her naked.

01:54That's a good question.

01:55Nick is looking her up right now.

01:58Pulp Fiction.

01:59Pulp.

02:00What was her name?

02:01I don't even remember.

02:03Fabian.

02:04Fabian, yeah.

02:05Maria de Medeiros.

02:08And I don't know her from anything else besides that, Casey.

02:12It looks like she might do a lot of French films.

02:15One of Tarantino's cronies.

02:17Or she's in some of his other movies?

02:20I don't know.

02:21It's a wild speculation.

02:22I do not know.

02:24Why are you asking me?

02:27Yes, Sebastian, it's Preston.

02:29Cece.

02:33It's four o'clock in the morning.

02:35I'm getting up for work at that time.

02:39All right, anyhow.

02:40I just need to hear it.

02:41I just need to hear it, man.

02:45I just need to hear it.

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