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00:00Ewan McGregor is in talks to reprise his role as Obi-Wan Kenobi in a series that centers around his Star Wars character for Disney Plus, according to The Holland Reporter.
00:13It is Obi-Wan Kenobi, attorney at law.
00:17It's a departure.
00:20That would be.
00:21Yeah.
00:22I think you should let him off with time served.
00:25I'm giving you time served.
00:27He's using the Jedi mind trick to sway the judge.
00:31I think you should find him innocent.
00:33I'm finding you innocent.
00:34I object!
00:36There's no way that's legal!
00:39It's totally legal.
00:42Oh my God.
00:43I think you need to go to sleep.
00:45I gotta go to sleep now.
00:46That would be.
00:47That would be brilliant.
00:50That would be an attorney at law.
00:52This isn't the evidence you're looking for.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Even if you're stone cold guilty, give me a call.
00:58Yeah.
00:59Exactly.
01:00Those are the commercials.
01:01Yeah.
01:02Demand Kenobi.
01:03Yeah.
01:04And he's licensed in Missouri.
01:05I am.
01:06Yeah.
01:07And even if I'm not, I'll convince them I am.
01:08Yes, that's right.
01:09I'm licensed in Missouri.
01:10He's licensed in Missouri.
01:11Better call Obi.
01:15Would he be a cowboy hat?
01:17A space cowboy.
01:18Lawyer?
01:19Yeah, yeah.
01:20Type?
01:21Obi-Wan Kenobi, attorney at law.
01:23Anytime, day or night, even on New Year's Day.
01:28Coming soon to Disney Plus.
01:30For life day on the Wookiee home planet.
01:33Uh, no, this could be good.
01:35I loved him as Obi-Wan Kenobi.
01:38I didn't care for the series of movies, but I thought he pulled it off wonderfully.
01:42He was the thing that kept me watching, and he provided, I believe, the emotional core
01:48to those.
01:49The second and third movies I really do like.
01:52I think they're good.
01:53In just tone, and in some way, the distinction between the Abrams movies, the artificiality
02:01of the first trilogy was almost too much.
02:04It was almost too much.
02:05It was so CGI'd that it was hard to connect to.
02:08Yeah, everything on the screen was fake.
02:09Yeah, yeah.
02:10Except for the people, and even in that case, a lot of, you know, like, Jar Jar obviously
02:13was fake.
02:14Right.
02:15But there's, yeah, there's a big stretch of time where we don't know what happens with
02:17Obi-Wan, and maybe they'll fill in that time.
02:18Yeah.
02:19There's law career.
02:20Law school.
02:21Yeah.
02:22Passing the bar.
02:23Mr. Kenobi, do you have anything to say?
02:27John Houseman.
02:28Uh, so anyhow, we'll, uh, we'll see when that, uh, eventually surfaces.
02:33He gets his own judge show.
02:34Mm-hmm.
02:35Obi-Wan Kenobi.
02:36This bitch still got my TV!
02:39Give the TV back.
02:41He's settling these small claims cases.
02:44This example.
02:45This bitch still got my TV!
02:49Oh, my God.
02:54I suggest you return the TV.
02:57I'll return the TV.
02:58I'll return the TV.
02:59I'll return the TV.
03:00Give me the TV!
03:01Yeah.
03:02The lie to me is If you die.
03:06Whatever.
03:07Mano's So slim, your society looks a bit different.
03:08Build on the TV.
03:09I'll return the TV.
03:10I'll return the TV.
03:11Anyone summ Dre is limited.
03:12Don't you?
03:13I'll turn the time a minuscule?
03:14I'll return the TV.
03:15Come on, Ryan.
03:16俺 would love to talk about you.
03:17I'll return it right now.
03:18Do ya.
03:19Well, you're going the air.
03:20I'll return it right now.
03:22You're going toá»™ it.
03:23Because of your life's coming.

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