Frozen Poles & Tongues

A story about poles + little kids = Steve's Michael Jackson.

Transcript

00:00well an 11 year old sandwich boy learned the hard way that I assume it's a town named Sandwich

00:08oh god damn it that's I was making lunch plans already because I've had a few sandwich boys

00:13and that's my kind of me an 11 oh dear god yeah an 11 year old Sanju Kaiser old and then an 11

00:23year old senior old boy sandwich boy yeah you're talking about language learned the hard way that

00:28yes your your tongue will get stuck your tongue will stick to a frozen metal pole Spencer Klein

00:37pump the brakes everybody Spencer Klein and his 12 year old friend Cole Leeper headed to a sled

00:47hill near their home waiting to enjoy the snow from the recent record-setting storm after sledding the

00:53boys came across a pole along a fence what happened next mere the infamous scene from of course a

00:57Christmas story which boys doing in Spencer's case uh there was no dare he has seen the movie

01:03uh but he didn't think that his tongue would actually stick he said I was just tempted to

01:07I've seen the movie a Christmas story which kind of inspired me I double dong dare you

01:10why did why did I you know what I why am I gonna say why it's you know as a kid you you were fascinated

01:22with this concept did you try it at any time when you were a kid no but nobody ever double

01:26dong dare you yeah nobody ever did that uh he approached the pole and asked Cole if he thought

01:32that it would actually stick then Spencer went ahead and did it his his tongue froze to the pole

01:36immediately and of course the fear kicked him right after that uh Spencer said Cole thought that at first

01:41that I was messing with him and I told him no it's really stuck but he at first couldn't understand what

01:46I was saying my wife cannot watch that scene really freaks out the worst one though is from

01:56dumb and dumber and uh Cole as any friend would ran to the nearest house and asked a woman if she had

02:07hot water for his friend's tongue uh she said she didn't have any hot water and I have scotch and I

02:13said well you're gonna have to call an ambulance and who doesn't have hot water just warm water

02:17she's a liar apple work get out of here Isis uh Spencer was able to pull his tongue off by the time

02:24sandwich emergency medical service crews arrived uh he estimated that he was stuck for about seven

02:29minutes you know I was trying to get it off but it wasn't pulling there's so many things here

02:33I guess I'm gonna be activating that Alexa skill

02:37you bet your goddamn ass I will you know for what I'm doing dishes right that's what I listened to

02:48my Alexa uh he said I was being gentle and freaking out uh but um some of my taste buds came off onto

02:56the pole well jesus if so if you're if you're on a pole and your tongue is stuck if you were to go up a

03:04little bit and and try to let the saliva run down yeah would that even would that even assist you're

03:11supposed to spit on your hand yeah yeah spit strings no sometimes you just spit directly on

03:14the pole uh Spencer was treated and released that night his tongue has extended his tongue

03:19I've done it wait I've seen it why I've spit on many poles

03:24you numb skull you gotta spit on the pole his tongue is expected to recover fully uh in the end Spencer said

03:32that he learned his lesson and he hopes that no other kids try the same stunt all right and we'll

03:36just uh we'll wrap we're gonna wrap it up there that's what I'm gonna do and that is what I have

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