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00:00That's all you're going to do.
00:00All right, that's cool.
00:01But listen, you gave us a lot of tickets to give away for the contest that we're doing today, so we appreciate that.
00:07You're welcome.
00:07You're welcome.
00:08Have a good time.
00:09Jack Maury, guys.
00:10Maury's pure.
00:14And with that in mind, our first contest is in a nod to the Runaway Tram Car.
00:21Obviously, when you come down to the shore, a regular thing are the tram cars.
00:24Casey, do we have the sound clip to play, if you would?
00:28Because it ties right in with this.
00:30I don't even know if we'll be able to hear that or not.
00:32Watch the tram car, please.
00:34Yes.
00:34Watch the tram car, please.
00:36We are going to play Watch the Tram Car, Please, and it's kind of a riff on something that we've done before.
00:41You'll notice throughout the crowd here, Steve, these red balloons.
00:45Yes.
00:46One, two, three, four, five of them, and each one of them has a cold Coors light tied to it.
00:52We have our MMRB members that are holding them out there.
00:54And what we're going to do is we're going to bring up our ratty little tram car that Kathy made.
01:03Watch out.
01:03Watch out.
01:04Watch out.
01:04Yeah, yeah.
01:05There's a fan up there.
01:06Dear God.
01:08Don't worry.
01:08We have two.
01:09There are ceiling fans here.
01:11So we made our own Preston and Steve style tram car.
01:15Basically, it's a plastic bin with some yellow crap on the side.
01:20Wait a second.
01:21Are you for real?
01:22I thought that was a legit tram car.
01:23No, Steve.
01:24No, we had several meetings about this, and we decided to not really try.
01:28Okay.
01:29Well, we have succeeded.
01:31Yeah.
01:31Yeah.
01:32It had such potential.
01:33But listen, sometimes you have to take a number of meetings before you say, we don't want to do this.
01:38Yeah.
01:39All right.
01:39So anyhow, what we've done in the past, we've done a crowd surfing contest.
01:42You guys remember when we sent people out on the surfboard, and you guys in the crowd have to move them along.
01:47It's similar to that.
01:48We're going to put, we have two contestants.
01:50We're going to put somebody in this, and we're going to send it out here into the crowd.
01:54And what you guys have to do is maneuver them to the red balloons.
01:58They have to get up a six-pack of cold Coors Light and bring it back to the stage, and we're going to time them.
02:04And whoever does it in the shortest amount of time is going to be our winner.
02:07Please be careful.
02:09Keep them up in the air.
02:11Don't drop them.
02:12We've got the smallest people in the building we could find to be in this.
02:15I know you look terrified.
02:16It's going to be okay.
02:17So a couple of things, Preston.
02:19We're going to want everyone to come in as close as they can to help with lifting this thing up, A.
02:24And B, actually the thing is, slow, steady wins the race, I think.
02:31Yes, I agree.
02:32The faster you try to go, the more it usually ends in disaster.
02:35All right, we're going to get our first contestant, Tom, up here.
02:38Let's have him, this is, come over here, Tom.
02:41How you doing, man?
02:42Nice to see you, bud.
02:43Thanks for being here.
02:44Thanks for having me.
02:45Hey, have you been here before?
02:46Yeah.
02:46How many years have you been coming?
02:48This is my fifth year.
02:49Nice.
02:49Welcome back.
02:50All right, so how tall are you?
02:515'5".
02:52How much do you weigh?
02:53Probably 130.
02:54130, we could do that.
02:56Yeah, we could do that.
02:56You guys could do 130 pounds, 5'5", not an issue.
03:00So for our radio listeners to describe, we have Tom, he's wearing shoulder pads.
03:05That ought to save him.
03:06And he's the first.
03:07And put the helmet on.
03:08He has my Scabrick helmet on, which is a football helmet without the face guard on it.
03:13Sure, because you wouldn't want to save your face.
03:15Of course not.
03:16So, Tom, just before we start, did we have you sign any waivers or legal papers?
03:21No.
03:22Ah, excellent.
03:23So here, we're going to do a legally verbal binding agreement.
03:26If you get hurt, will you sue us?
03:28Nope.
03:29All right, there it is.
03:30You heard it.
03:30You heard it.
03:31Preston, there's a woman right down here in a blue t-shirt.
03:34Her name is Pam.
03:35Today is her birthday.
03:36She is a lawyer.
03:37Is that legally binding?
03:39Yes.
03:39Sure.
03:39All right.
03:40Sure.
03:40Until this person comes to her after the contest.
03:44By the way, she's a lawyer wearing a shirt that says, trust the pancakes on it.
03:48Of course.
03:49There you go.
03:50All right.
03:50So, Tom, here's what we're going to do.
03:52We're going to move this up here.
03:53Our fine security staff at Kenan's are going to help us out.
03:56We've got the big guns out.
03:57They're going to help us get started into the crowd.
04:00What we're going to do is we're going to count.
04:01Go ahead and hop in there and be careful.
04:03We're going to count three, two, one, and the clock begins.
04:07And, Nick, are you going to tie it?
04:08I am, yeah.
04:09All right.
04:09So, we need to get all five of these.
04:11And, hold on.
04:12Where's the last Coors Light?
04:13Marissa has it on stage.
04:15All right.
04:15So, Tom wants to go that way first.
04:17We're going to head.
04:18You need to grab each beer.
04:20You got it, Tom?
04:21Okay.
04:22Dear Lord.
04:22All right.
04:23You guys have to work together.
04:25Honestly, this is going to be amazing.
04:27If this works.
04:28All right.
04:29Everybody.
04:29Are you guys ready?
04:32You can do it.
04:33Here we go.
04:34Three, two, one.
04:37Watch the tram car, please.
04:40Here we go.
04:41You guys are doing it.
04:42Oh, my God.
04:43It's breathtaking.
04:44So far, so good.
04:45He's moving well.
04:47I'm surprised this is working.
04:48Work as a team.
04:49Work as a team.
04:50All hands up.
04:51You can do it.
04:51He got the first Coors Light.
04:52First Coors Light.
04:53Sticks all together.
04:54Watch out for the ceiling fans.
04:56Yes.
04:56Move them that way.
04:57You're going the wrong way.
04:59All right.
04:59Now, there's really tall people.
05:01All of a sudden, we've hit it into a valley of very short people.
05:03All right.
05:03But they can do it.
05:04They're short, squat, and strong, Preston.
05:06It's like a wave.
05:07He's doing good.
05:08He's doing great.
05:0930 seconds.
05:09He's got to get the beer.
05:1030 seconds in.
05:11Hold it.
05:12Get the beer.
05:12Get the beer.
05:13Wait.
05:14Go back.
05:14He forgot the beer.
05:16It doesn't matter.
05:16He's got to continue now.
05:17Did he get it?
05:18I don't know.
05:21All right.
05:21He's going up on his third beer, Preston.
05:22His third beer.
05:23He's rounding the turn here in the middle of the room.
05:25Get the beer.
05:26We need all six for it to count.
05:28Did he miss that one?
05:29I still don't know he did.
05:30He's going to have to go back and get it.
05:32All right.
05:34So he's got two so far headed to the back corner of the bar.
05:37And by the way, we're streaming this video if you want to see this on our Facebook page,
05:41I would imagine, right?
05:42I've got a little tough back there, Preston.
05:44The crowd isn't as dense back there.
05:47Yeah, we need to...
05:47Oh, Jesus.
05:48Fill in the holes.
05:50He's coming around.
05:50He's coming around.
05:51He's coming around to the final can here.
05:53Minute 15.
05:53Minute 15.
05:54Great.
05:55He's still got to go all the way back there.
05:58You missed one.
05:59I say we dock him a minute.
06:01No, go.
06:02Go get it.
06:03Go get it.
06:04Go that way.
06:05Are we sure he didn't get it?
06:07Hey, Tom, how many beers do you have?
06:10He's playing with himself.
06:12He looks like it.
06:12It looks like he's pleasuring himself in the tram car.
06:15He's got four.
06:15He's got four.
06:16You've got to get that one back there.
06:18He was moving the whole time you asked him that question.
06:21He was too busy.
06:21We're saying we've got...
06:22He's too busy spanking him.
06:23Oh, wait a minute.
06:24No.
06:24Come to the stage.
06:26You guys told me he missed it.
06:27No, it was the beer holding the balloon.
06:29Bring him back.
06:31Bring him back.
06:32Bring him back this way.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34Come on.
06:35Come on.
06:35Come on.
06:36Work as a credit.
06:37He almost fell.
06:38Two minutes.
06:39All right.
06:42You guys told me he didn't have enough, so he only had four.
06:44Give him a beer.
06:45He's doing a victory lap, guys.
06:48Hold him up.
06:50Oh, my God.
06:51Oh, my God.
06:53Yeah.
06:53All right.
06:53Bring him back.
06:54Bring him back.
06:55They're making it.
06:56He's in the center of the room.
06:59How are you doing?
07:00He's coming in up on the stage.
07:01This is working exactly how we planned it.
07:04What?
07:05Exactly.
07:05Hold on.
07:06Don't hit the disco ball.
07:07Here we go.
07:08All right.
07:08Coming back to the stage.
07:09Get ready, Nick.
07:10Yes.
07:11Yes.
07:11Yes.
07:12And time.
07:12Yes.
07:13Wow.
07:14All right.
07:15Preston, the official time on that.
07:17Two hours and 17 minutes.
07:19Steve, you know what?
07:20It is a new world record.
07:23Two minutes, 35 seconds.
07:25Hey, you did it, Tom.
07:26Dude, you are the new record holder.
07:28Wow.
07:29You got all six beers.
07:30Nice job.
07:30How was it?
07:31It was pretty interesting.
07:33A little scary?
07:34Yeah, a little bit.
07:35I thought I was going down a couple times.
07:36Oh, yeah.
07:37You were.
07:37Yeah.
07:38But you lived.
07:39Oh, yeah.
07:40Preston, I'm going to honestly, though, we had an issue here with our inability to see whether
07:44he grabbed the cans.
07:45I'm still going to blame it on him if that's okay.
07:48It's all good.
07:48And listen, he still gets six cold Coors Light, whether he wins or loses.
07:52All right.
07:52Which is certainly a great thing to win.
07:55I'm going to set these beers aside.
07:56Hey, Tom.
07:57Tom, come here.
07:58Come here.
07:59It was amazing watching him skim across the top of the crowd there.
08:03Those are for you, by the way.
08:04Those are yours to keep.
08:05So it's your parting gift no matter what.
08:07So grab your Coors Lights.
08:09Share with your buddies.
08:11All right.
08:12All right.
08:13Our next contestant is Kim, everybody.
08:17Good morning, Kim.
08:18Good morning.
08:19How are you?
08:20Good.
08:20Where are you from, Kim?
08:21South Philly.
08:22From South Philadelphia.
08:24Wonderful.
08:24Have you been to the Kenan's Irish Pub live broadcast before?
08:27First time.
08:28First time.
08:29Oh.
08:30Well, listen, we do this with every first timer, okay?
08:33Absolutely.
08:34What do you do for a living, if you don't mind me asking?
08:37Legal assistant.
08:38You're a legal assistant.
08:38Oh, great.
08:39Great.
08:39Great.
08:39Great.
08:39Great.
08:40You can actually process the papers when you sue us.
08:42You got to stay close to the mic.
08:44You keep backing away.
08:45What were you saying?
08:46A legal assistant.
08:46A legal assistant, right.
08:48Okay.
08:48Now, once again, like I asked Tom, if you get hurt, are you going to sue us?
08:52I'm married to an attorney.
08:53Yeah, but that's not an answer.
08:55Even better.
08:55I think that's a yes.
08:56I would never sue the Kenan boys.
08:58Or MMR.
08:59Or WMMR.
09:00Or WMMR.
09:01There you go.
09:02Completely binding now.
09:03And the lawyer with the pancake shirt says that's legit.
09:06We got to make sure we connect this helmet.
09:07Hang on.
09:08Marissa, can you make sure the chin strap is on there?
09:11We do actually want to avoid head injury.
09:15Now, Preston, there are two strategies at work here.
09:18Is she going to go around and make sure she gets them all?
09:21A, and B, is she going to make sure that we count them correctly?
09:25Oh, I don't know.
09:26Okay.
09:27I'll find out.
09:28So, Kim, by the way, yeah, we need the scabber helmet.
09:31That's better.
09:32So, Kim, there are five balloons out there.
09:36You got to get a beer from each one, and the last one you're going to get here on the stage, okay?
09:40Okay.
09:41All right, good.
09:41She seems really into it.
09:43She's very quiet.
09:43Yes.
09:44She's very quiet.
09:45She can't hear you.
09:45How tall are you?
09:46Five foot.
09:47You're five foot.
09:48Do you know how much you weigh?
09:49Is that okay to ask that?
09:50A hundred pounds.
09:51A hundred pounds.
09:52Five.
09:53You guys can do this.
09:54All right.
09:54You're a hundred pounds.
09:56It's okay to ask.
09:57Hop on in there, Kim.
09:59She can't even see her by the side of the tram car, guys.
10:02I know.
10:03All right.
10:03You know what I do, though?
10:04I would try to distribute my weight a little more evenly so that you're not sitting fully in the back.
10:09Yeah, because it was like popping a wheelie, basically, the whole time around.
10:13All right.
10:13Give her that advice.
10:14We're resetting her helmet now because I think brain injuries are something you want to avoid.
10:19All right.
10:20Kim, are you ready?
10:21I'm ready.
10:22All right.
10:22All right.
10:22You guys ready?
10:25You can make this happen for Kim.
10:27All right.
10:27Here we go.
10:28It's a dream she's never had.
10:30Three, two, one, go.
10:33Watch the tram car, please.
10:35Nice and easy.
10:36Easy.
10:36Easy, easy.
10:37She's leaning forward on this.
10:39I think she's making a good move, person.
10:41She's sitting almost dead center in the jam.
10:43Oh, my God.
10:44She's got her first beer.
10:44First beer.
10:45Look at her go.
10:46All right.
10:46On to the second balloon.
10:48It's the only way.
10:48Watch the fan.
10:49Watch the fan.
10:50Watch the fan.
10:51Watch the fan.
10:53Watch the tram and the fan.
10:54All right.
10:55So she's in.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:56Second beer.
10:57Second beer.
10:58She's got it.
10:58She's cruising.
10:59She is.
11:00She's only 30 pounds less.
11:0230 seconds in.
11:03She's in.
11:03Oh!
11:04Whoa!
11:06All right.
11:06Don't fell out.
11:07Easy.
11:08It's a nice little ride there.
11:09Slow and steady.
11:10Slow and steady.
11:11Hang on.
11:12She's got three beers.
11:13Getting ready to move on.
11:14Now, there's a little bit of a dip of people.
11:16Fill out that area right there.
11:18You guys, we need you over there.
11:19Fill in.
11:20Look at how cute she is.
11:21Scoot in.
11:22Scoot in.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:23She's going nowhere.
11:25All right.
11:25She's getting ready to grab.
11:26She's got to get the beer.
11:27Get the beer.
11:28Get the beer.
11:28She's got it, guys.
11:29Oh, she did?
11:30Got it.
11:30All right.
11:31Hey, we're on TV right now.
11:32Are we?
11:32Yeah, we're on Fox 29.
11:34All right.
11:34Here we go.
11:35Yeah, we are.
11:36Yes.
11:36Oh!
11:37She dropped the beer.
11:37Get the beer.
11:39There it is.
11:40All right.
11:40All she's got to do is make it back to the stage.
11:43Where's the beer up here?
11:44This is right here.
11:45This is right here.
11:45Here she comes.
11:46What time?
11:47How much time is over, Nick?
11:48Well, I'll reveal it in a second, Tristan.
11:50And good time.
11:52Wow.
11:54Do you think she beat the other guy?
11:56Look at the smile on her face.
11:58She is so happy.
11:59She's a champion.
12:00A champion.
12:01Sent around twice.
12:03Kim, you killed it.
12:05Let's find out the time.
12:06Nick.
12:07Preston and Steve, a new world record.
12:09One minute, 18 seconds.
12:12Kim is our winner.
12:13Preston.
12:14Preston, is it too early to say she's the greatest of all time?
12:19No, it's perfect timing for that.
12:21And we are going to give you, by the way, Kim gets $100 from our friends at Brightburn.
12:28We have $100 cash for you.
12:30And we are going to give you four pack of passes for Maurice Pierre.
12:33Wow.
12:37Congratulations, Kim.
12:38Big high five up there.
12:40Nice job.
12:41Wow.
12:42All right.
12:42So, by the way, that is courtesy of our friends at Brightburn.
12:45It's the birth of a new genre, superhero horror from James Gunn, the filmmaker behind the Guardians of the Galaxy.
12:50Brightburn hits theaters this Memorial Day weekend.
12:52Evil has found its superhero.
12:54Rated R, by the way.
12:56Preston.
12:56Preston.
12:57First contest.
12:58Yes, and no one is dead.
13:00Yes.
13:01Yes.
13:02All right.
13:03So, we're getting ready for our next competition that's going to be taking place.
13:08Let me get my official information.
13:11Yep, I got it right here.
13:12So, we have another chance to give away some money.
13:16And we're going to involve five contestants.
13:19We have a wheel that we're going to bring up here.
13:21And Casey brought me a special game show microphone.
13:25So, Rodney, if you could turn it on.
13:27I love it.
13:27I'm going to chat it over.
13:29Wow.
13:29Sounds a little different, doesn't it?
13:30It does.
13:30Turn it around.
13:31Turn it around.
13:32No, no.
13:32That's how it goes.
13:33Oh, is it?
13:33Yeah.
13:34Sounds like you're an airline pilot.
13:37We'll be showing the movie Chocolat.
13:40You know, that's where I saw that movie.
13:42On a plane.
13:42Me too.
13:43That's why it was the first one that popped into my head.
13:45Preston, that sounds completely fine.
13:47Doesn't it, though?
13:47I'm going to match you here so that it sounds like we're both working the drive-thru at McDonald's.
13:51All right.
13:52So, what we're going to do is we're going to get some contestants to join us on stage.
13:56And we also have one of our calendar girls who is going to help us out.
13:59The lovely Julie is going to be a part of this.
14:02And essentially, you know, what's good is having some spending money when you're down the shore here.
14:08It's essential, honestly.
14:09It's the best thing you can have in your pocket because there's so much to take advantage of.
14:13Good.
14:13No, it was good.
14:13Should I not use this microphone?
14:15No, use it.
14:16Use it.
14:16Okay.
14:16All right.
14:17Do you guys like his stupid mic?
14:19It's pretty cool, right?
14:21No.
14:22Here we go.
14:22What a response, Steve.
14:23Yeah.
14:24I don't think they're paying attention.
14:25I don't think they care.
14:26It doesn't matter.
14:28All right.
14:28So, what we're going to do is we're going to bring contestants up one at a time.
14:32And we're going to play a contest that can win each contestant some money.
14:36And it's going to be courtesy of our friends at Steak'Em Up, South Philly.
14:39Steak'Em Up now in North Wildwood at 17th and Boardwalk.
14:42Cheesesteaks, pizza, hand-dipped ice cream, milkshakes, and more.
14:45Serving breakfast, lunch, dinner, and delivery coming soon.
14:48So, let's first get our lovely Julie up here, if you wouldn't mind.
14:53Julie is from the President Steve Totally Office calendar.
14:56And she's going to be helping us.
14:57We always try to have our President Steve calendar represented.
15:00Come on up here, Julie.
15:03Julie's going to be standing right there.
15:05So, this is Julie, everybody.
15:07Hi, Julie.
15:08The crowd seems to like Julie.
15:09How you doing?
15:10Good.
15:10Excellent.
15:11And you spending the weekend down here or just today?
15:14Today and tomorrow.
15:15All right.
15:15Wonderful.
15:16Now, Julie's wearing a bikini.
15:18And she has different stickers on her.
15:21She has one that is on her forehead.
15:23It says face.
15:25She has one on her chest.
15:26She has one on her stomach, one on her feet, and one on her back.
15:30And I'll explain exactly.
15:31And one on her ass, Preston.
15:32Is there one on her ass?
15:33One on her ass as well.
15:34Okay.
15:35So, what we want to do is have some extra cash for our contestants to win.
15:38Basically, a wad of cash is what we're going to be giving away.
15:41It's a wad of cash.
15:42Oh, yeah.
15:42Preston, here.
15:43Here's your wad of cash.
15:45Oh, thank you.
15:45All right.
15:45Here's the official wad of cash that we're going to have to give away.
15:49Yep.
15:49All right.
15:49So, the name of this contest is, you guys ready?
15:54Yes.
15:55One, two, three.
15:56Blow your wad.
15:58All right.
15:59So, we're going to get contestants up here one at a time.
16:02Marissa, can I have my first contestant, please?
16:04I have not met any of these people as of yet.
16:07And, in fact, actually, we're going to switch positions.
16:11Julie, I'm going to have you stand over there.
16:13And our contestant is going to be here.
16:14I'm sorry.
16:15I have to touch your breasts for a second.
16:16This is Mary.
16:18Hi.
16:18How are you doing, Mary?
16:19I'm really good.
16:20Where are you from?
16:21I'm from New England, motherfucker.
16:24Oh.
16:26Okay.
16:27Hey, Mary.
16:28You can't say mother effer on the radio.
16:31All right.
16:31Yeah.
16:33What's that?
16:34E-S-T-L-E-S-T-O.
16:38That's what they have to say about New England.
16:40Yeah.
16:41This is one way to start it.
16:42Right?
16:43Exactly.
16:44All right, Julie, the way this game works is we're going to have you spin the wheel.
16:47The wheel has various dollar amounts on there.
16:50Whatever it lands on, I'm going to give that money to you.
16:53Now, I'm going to give you that wad of cash.
16:55You can keep that wad of cash, or you can blow your wad on Julie.
17:01All right?
17:01And you can blow your wad on her face, you can blow your wad on her chest, blow your wad
17:06on her stomach, blow your wad on her feet, blow your wad on her ass, or blow your wad
17:10on her back.
17:11So there are all different locations to blow your wad on Julie.
17:14And the reason you may want to blow your wad is because underneath those stickers are prizes.
17:19Now, they could be more or less than the dollar amount that you have here.
17:24Somewhere on Julie, we have $500, and you could win that.
17:29But you also might win $1.
17:32You also might win, I don't know, something else, concert tickets or something along those
17:35lines.
17:35If you don't know, the question is, what kind of gambler are you?
17:39Yes.
17:40So first, we're going to have her spin the wheel for a dollar amount.
17:43But now, before you guys help us say, blow your wad, before we spin the wheel.
17:47So you guys ready?
17:48One, two, three.
17:50Blow your wad.
17:52Spin the wheel.
17:54All right, let's see what we end up with.
17:56There are dollar amounts that range all the way from $20 to $100.
18:00We have $40.
18:02So, Julie, I'm going to give you a wad of $40.
18:09Now, do you want to blow your wad?
18:13I'm blowing my wad!
18:15Yes.
18:16All right, she's going to blow your wad.
18:17Mary, where do you want to blow your wad?
18:19On her ass!
18:20All right.
18:21Right.
18:22Go ahead, let's remove that.
18:24You're going to chant it first, right?
18:25Oh, yeah, what?
18:26We already did it.
18:27Do it again.
18:28One, two, three.
18:29Blow your wad!
18:31All right, let's see what we get.
18:33What is our prize?
18:35It is tickets to see The Who on Saturday at Citizens Bank Park.
18:43All right, so that's definitely better than $40.
18:45So congratulations, Mary.
18:47You blew a very successful wad.
18:49Am I what?
18:49I said you blew a very successful wad.
18:52Congratulations.
18:54All right, get out of here.
18:55Have a good weekend.
18:57I know.
18:58E-I-G-L-E-S-E-O!
19:02All right, let's get our next contestant.
19:04I don't think this girl is from New England because she's wearing a shirt that says Media,
19:08Pennsylvania.
19:09Yeah!
19:11Delco!
19:11Delco!
19:12What's your name?
19:17Shannon.
19:17All right, Shannon.
19:18And are you from Media?
19:20Yes, I am.
19:20Wonderful.
19:21Well, welcome.
19:22Have you been to Kenan's before?
19:23I have a lot.
19:25Welcome back.
19:25We're happy to have you.
19:26All right, you ready to play Blow Your Wad?
19:29I'm going to blow my wad.
19:30Well, let's find out first.
19:32So let's have you spin the wheel, and ladies and gentlemen, let's see what we end up with.
19:38$40.
19:39That seems to be a similar number as the last.
19:42So do you want to keep the $40, or do you want to blow your wad?
19:45I want to blow my wad.
19:46All right, where do you want to blow your wad?
19:50Feet.
19:51On her feet.
19:52She's going to blow her wad on her feet.
19:54That is sicko.
19:54You're sick, pervert.
19:56Okay, we're going to blow your wad on her feet.
19:59So, ladies and gentlemen, one more time.
20:00One, two, three.
20:01Blow your wad!
20:03All right, let's see what we get.
20:05All right, this has got to hurt.
20:07Sorry, Julie.
20:07Those are lovely shoes, by the way.
20:08Ladies and gentlemen, she has just won.
20:11$500!
20:15Oh, nice!
20:18That's a gigantic wad to blow!
20:21Shan, nice job!
20:22Wow.
20:23Preston, count it out.
20:25You've got her wad in your hands.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:28Well, you need to take my wad.
20:30You want me to do it?
20:31And count it off.
20:32I would trust Kathy with my wad.
20:34How many $10 bills is $500?
20:36That's $50.
20:36$50.
20:37All right, all right.
20:39I, no, no.
20:40Go over that way.
20:42Thank you, Shan.
20:43Oh, wait.
20:43Casey's going to peel off your wad.
20:45Oh, Jesus.
20:46We're not going to do all 50 of them.
20:49Now you're dropping off.
20:50Four, five, six, six, eight, eight, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, eight, nine, nine, 10.
20:57We are going to do all 50.
20:58We are.
20:58I guess we are.
20:59This is good radio.
21:01Listening to the crowd count.
21:02Steve, this is the part of the show where we count to 50.
21:04I know.
21:06Thank God we don't have a thousand.
21:07We're halfway there.
21:09Oh, halfway, great.
21:108, 9, 30.
21:13This will be James Mason.
21:1534.
21:1635, 36.
21:17I need to blow my wall as well.
21:22Almost there.
21:2547.
21:29Yeah!
21:31Listen.
21:32That's the biggest wad I've ever seen.
21:34Unbelievable.
21:35Congratulations, Shan.
21:36She's got fists full of cash.
21:38Watch your hands.
21:39Watch your hands.
21:40All right.
21:41You dropped 10.
21:42Congratulations, Shan.
21:43Get off the stage.
21:44All right.
21:45Let's get our next contestant up here and find out who we have and see if we can give away.
21:50Now, there's more good surprises on here, but keep in mind, you can blow your wad on yourself, too, if you want to hang on to it.
21:57Yes, absolutely fine.
21:59What's your name, sir?
22:00I'm Kevin.
22:00All right, Kevin.
22:01Are you from media as well?
22:03I am.
22:04I am.
22:04Do you know Shannon?
22:05That's my wife.
22:06Oh, my God.
22:07How did that happen?
22:07Dude, I have no idea.
22:09I picked the contestants.
22:10I had no idea.
22:11I love this price.
22:12You just picked from the same family.
22:13All right.
22:13He's from Delco.
22:14So keep in mind, on the wheel, there's $100 and $50.
22:18Some good prizes right there.
22:19And if you don't want to blow your wad on Julie, you can blow your wad on yourself.
22:24Preston, I might blow that wad.
22:25All right.
22:26Well, go ahead and spin it.
22:27Let's see what you end up with to start off.
22:28So here is our first denomination.
22:32It's a $50 one.
22:34Now, the $500 is already gone.
22:36There's prizes there, but I don't know.
22:39You want to blow your wad on yourself or blow it on Julie?
22:42Preston, I'm going to blow the wad.
22:44He's going to blow the wad on Julie.
22:45Okay.
22:46Where do you want to blow your wad?
22:47I'm going to go chest.
22:50The crowd wants chest.
22:51The crowd wants chest.
22:52All right.
22:53Do you mind?
22:54All right.
22:54It's okay if I reach in there, Julie?
22:56It's perfectly fine.
22:57All right.
22:57Good.
22:57You have to.
22:59You have permission.
22:59Verbal confirmation.
23:00So here we go.
23:01We're blowing it on her chest.
23:03And we have $9.33.
23:09But it's okay because your wife won $500.
23:12That's true.
23:13Yeah.
23:13All right.
23:14Here you go.
23:15You've got to give me change.
23:16Yeah.
23:16I'll give you a 10.
23:17Give me a 67 cents change, kid.
23:19Yeah, 67 cents, please.
23:21Sorry.
23:21That was such a tiny wad.
23:23All right.
23:23So that's three.
23:24We have two more contestants left.
23:26Let's bring up another one.
23:27Marissa or Chuck, please, if you wouldn't mind.
23:29Let's get our next one up.
23:30Oh, we've got a big fella here.
23:32Oh, that's going to be a big wad.
23:33Yeah.
23:34What's your name?
23:35My name is Tim.
23:36Where are you from, Tim?
23:37From Delco.
23:39Delco.
23:39Delco.
23:40I didn't do this on purpose.
23:42Where is this county in PA?
23:43And what part of the county are you from?
23:45Delco from Interboro section.
23:49All right.
23:49Interboro.
23:49All right.
23:50Glen Olden, Norwood.
23:51Norwood.
23:51Okay.
23:52All right, Tim.
23:53Have you been to this party before?
23:55Yes.
23:56All right.
23:56Well, welcome back.
23:57Let's have you spin the wheel.
23:59We'll get ready to blow the wad.
23:59Okay?
24:00All right.
24:00All right.
24:01Here we go.
24:02Wheel is spun.
24:03Tim spun it hard.
24:04It's going to go around a few times.
24:06What number will it land at?
24:07$100.
24:09That's a tough decision.
24:11That's a wad.
24:12That's a bit.
24:13You may want to blow that wad on yourself.
24:15Tim, are you going to blow your wad on Julie or blow your wad on yourself?
24:18I'm going to blow the wad.
24:20Wow.
24:21Really?
24:22Wow.
24:22Okay.
24:23How very Delco of you.
24:26All right, Tim.
24:27Where do you want to blow your wad?
24:29Because we have stomach, face, and back.
24:33I would like to blow my wad on her back.
24:35On her back.
24:36Blow her wad, his wad, on her back.
24:39Here we go.
24:40Let's see what we get.
24:41Remember, he landed on $100.
24:43And we have a pair of tickets to see the who at Susan's Bank Park.
24:47Yes.
24:48That's worth more than $100.
24:50That is.
24:51Congratulations.
24:51Tim will set you up.
24:52Head over that way.
24:53All right.
24:54He played that wad wisely, Preston.
24:56I would have taken the $100.
24:58Yeah, me too.
24:58I would have blown the wad on myself, which I'm pretty good at.
25:02All right.
25:03Last contestant.
25:04She is feeling good.
25:05What is your name?
25:07Kitty Bojangles.
25:08Kitty Bojangles.
25:09Kitty Bojangles?
25:11That is the greatest name I have.
25:12I didn't know Bojangles had a daughter.
25:14I have ever heard.
25:15Where are you from, Kitty Bojangles?
25:17I'm from Habertown.
25:19From Habertown, Delco.
25:23How are you feeling, Kitty?
25:25Oh, I'm feeling fucking great.
25:27Oh, my God.
25:28Number two.
25:29You can't say that, Kitty.
25:30Not to be outdone by New England.
25:33And they're so shocked when you tell them they can't say that.
25:35I know.
25:36We are.
25:36Preston.
25:37She dropped an off-bomb out there, and I said, you can't do that on the air, Kitty Bojangles.
25:42All right.
25:43You can't talk anymore, Kitty Bojangles.
25:45Kitty Bo filthy mouth.
25:46Spin the wheel.
25:47All right.
25:47Here we go.
25:48Blow your wad.
25:48Oh, don't rip it off.
25:50She did a double hand spin.
25:52Yeah.
25:53It's flying around, and it's going to land on $40.
25:56Okay.
25:57Do you want to blow your wad?
26:00Preston, can I put my wad on more than one of those?
26:03No.
26:03Let's go.
26:06What the hell is shit on me?
26:08Oh, my God.
26:09All right.
26:10I'm just going to ask you without going on the mic.
26:11Where do you want to blow your wad?
26:13Her face or her stomach?
26:14No.
26:14Nope.
26:14Nope.
26:15Nope.
26:15Nope.
26:15Nope.
26:15Just say it.
26:16Where do you want to do it?
26:18Come on, drunkard.
26:20On her face.
26:21All right.
26:21She's going to blow her wad on her face.
26:24Everybody, one, two, three.
26:28On her face, let me remove the sticker off of her face.
26:32One dollar.
26:34I'm sort of glad.
26:35I am, too.
26:36I'm sort of glad.
26:37Karma's a bitch.
26:38Kitty Bojangles.
26:39And you know what?
26:40You put that in the swear jar, young lady.
26:42She just threw it out.
26:43Put that in the swear jar.
26:45She threw her dollar on the ground, so.
26:47She's sleeping early tonight.
26:49Yeah, I think so.
26:50Oh, no, no, no.
26:51She'll be sleeping by the end of the show.
26:52She'll be sleeping early this morning.
26:55All right.
26:55Hey, guys.
26:55She'll be saying, what's that siren sound?
26:58Let's give it up for our Totally Office Calendar girl, Julie, for being a part of this podcast.
27:01Awesome.
27:02The best.
27:03Thank you, Julie.
27:04Hey, Preston.
27:05Thank you again to our friend Mike from Stake'Em Up.
27:08Originally in South Philly.
27:10But Stake'Em Up is actually opening a new place here in North Wildwood.
27:1517th in the boardwalk.
27:16She steaks, pizza, hand-dipped ice cream, milkshakes, and more serving breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
27:20And delivery coming soon.
27:22We're live on Fox 29 right now, everybody.
27:25So thank you for those guys.
27:29I saw the lovely Jennifer Fredericks around here somewhere.
27:31We'll get her on as well.
27:32So with that, we're going to take a commercial break.
27:35We're going to come back.
27:36We do have a Bizarre File on the way, and we have more content.
27:38You guys feeling good this morning?
27:40We're live at Cadence at North Wildwood.
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