The Loose Sausage Club

Beasley Digital

When self-respecting sausages are making it just too hard to seal the deal, Casey knows he can always make it with some slutty, loose sausage.

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00:00i'll read the headline on this i don't know who uh conducted this survey but we don't need to

00:08know it says respondents prefer to use these appliances to heat food okay so i'm gonna guess

00:16like the oven or the stove what is your preferred way to heat food okay microwave microwave microwave

00:24microwave's just the quickest it doesn't come out the best but but it seems like everybody's

00:28pretty evenly split on microwave toaster oven or air fryer and oven so yeah we have our own preferred

00:33ways if i'm gonna do like a heating food french bread pizza i like the toaster oven you know like

00:38yeah cracker melts or something like that sure any kind of melt cracker melts well yeah we put

00:43saltines in there and it's a pejorative it's not a pejorative it's a snack cracker melt i'm laughing

00:51at french bread pizza i haven't had that since i was in six years so good though that was all the time i

00:57used to love french bread pizza yeah micro bake that crap yeah i almost spent like half a year

01:03living on french bread pizza but casey you go combo action you do microwave because i don't got the

01:08time i see you know i have the time i don't have the patience you choose not to yeah right so which

01:15which comes first the microwave microwave first gotcha and then you bake it um so i think you

01:19micro bake it for you microwave for two minutes and then you only bake it for like five yes you're good

01:24to go are you making your own french bread toast uh-huh yeah uh pizza okay oh no no well i'm not

01:30that good i used to rock my world and i would never get it on a regular pizza the sausage oh yeah do you

01:41uh you don't grill the sausage where are the sausages okay no i don't do anything separately i put it in the

01:47microwave pre pre-bought sausage yeah yeah i am uh i am pro loose sausage on a pizza

01:54like sausage okay yeah yeah rochelle likes that too we did you come with our own shirt i like it as

01:59well yeah yeah yeah yeah i didn't know that you could buy sausage loose i just um i told you about

02:05that slutty sausage listen sometimes you need a little help right and you you don't have the

02:11you're you know so you just need the loose sausage sure no um what the hell's going on uh i made that

02:17when you're hitting on a sausage i had i told you about the cheese um dip that i made and i had to

02:22put loose sausage in it i didn't know that you could buy it like that from jimmy dean's or whatever

02:27wait you mean in the yeah in the little roll yeah you didn't know i never knew that well i mean you

02:33can cut that into sections and make your little breakfast sausage like a patty why didn't you

02:37call it preston all you gotta do is throw the whole thing in and uh okay well welcome to the

02:42to the club i have a question about loose sausage yeah casey we can start my alarm's about to go off

02:50let's start the loose sausage club

02:52members of the loose sausage club we convene

03:00to create the ultimate french bread pizza oh that's a band name i'm writing that down now

03:06you guys need you need shirts yes the loose sausage i'm writing this down

03:13mr foster tell us about your loose sausage experience

03:23the beltos ate we must return to our normal life

03:35at eight when i go back i'll never forget my first experience inside the halls of the loose

03:44sausage club they've lowered you down into a pit with only one other member that you can share

03:50everyone's secret loose sausage stories with eyes wide shut masks if you ask for a sausage pizza

03:57from imperial or picas they give you a loose sausage right and you have to ask them loose sausage

04:01right no no no that's just how it shows up yeah i went to a place where they just put it right

04:06there and it was weird because it was a doctor's office oh my god wow why are you giving me loose

04:12sausage bag full of loose sausage for you well we don't we ran out of lollipops most pizza places

04:18do the loose sausage yeah there's some that don't and uh i listen and that's fine but some do like a

04:24sliced sausage yeah i'm not down with well yesterday was election day there was one of the bills was to

04:28to uh that's why i got out and voted yeah to create more loose sausage and diversity members of the

04:34loose sausage club okay uh you say that to all

04:41you

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