Peep Show: Dave Busted In Curly-Toed Shoes

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the time was dressed in traditional Indian attire for a wedding and had to stop and pump gas in his size 14 curly-toed shoes.

Transcript

00:00part of my weekend also involved i don't know why i went along but amber was looking for uh

00:12we're going to an indian wedding in a couple of weeks right and i've given up wearing indian

00:17clothes i did it as you know risk to be respectful to amber's parents when we first got well you

00:22guys are just breaking all the rules now i know right okay no more outfits no we can have ham

00:29i'm gonna eat ham at the indian wedding no i can't don't do that i can't do that uh but um amber is

00:36getting an outfit she needed a new outfit for this wedding we're going to so we go to this store

00:41you they still treat it like they're in india oh meaning the price means nothing okay you have to

00:52so the price yes you guys it is exhausting and i don't understand like i like going into a store

00:59saying oh that's 7.99 let's take it i got it's mine up to the register 7.99 there you go we don't need

01:05to talk about anything i like it let's bring it up so the as amber's trying on stuff i'm just sitting

01:11in a chair right i'm just doing the guy thing i'm sitting in a chair and they i watch there's these

01:15two women with their kids they come in they had been in there this store before we got there they

01:20had been trying on outfits because i saw them coming out of the changing room stuff they go up

01:24to the guy and he's like okay this is 250 this is 30 this is 20 she's like i'll give you 50

01:32like the total was like 300 and something she offered him 50 oh my god and he's like you insult me

01:39oh no now it's a thing now it's a thing and i'm like oh damn i'm like a front row seat for this

01:45you guys they went back and forth she went to 60 he's like you you still suck

01:50she went to 75 finally she's like 100 final offer and he's like get out of my store get out

01:59she got thrown out she got thrown out no no they spent like an hour picking stuff out

02:05man this culture's rough i don't get it i don't and then they left and i'm like what

02:10you wasted all that time like you how much did you think you have to go down you go down a little

02:16bit right and so amber did like amber did she knows i can't do that like if something has to be

02:21bartered i send in amber because i can't do it no i can't do it i'm with you dave nope no so i send

02:27it but anyway she did it and she and yeah she got them down to a reasonable price for both of them

02:32it was a nice transaction and away she went but i've never seen dave in any of his outfits because i

02:37will never let those photos leave i've heard all the stories like you have to pump gas and the

02:41shoes right right yeah yeah i had the curly shoes on everything which i would have i thought you

02:48would have gotten gas before you got no no i know the whole thing was a disaster but i swore like day

02:59of my life if i saw somebody in curly shoes at the gas station like there would be like three

03:05weeks where i just that's all i talk about and everybody would be like tell me about their day

03:10i'd be like that's great but two weeks ago i saw at a gas station a man in curly aladdin shoes

03:16size 14 at that giant curly aladdin shoes i would love to hear it every time

03:23please tell me again about it two and a half weeks ago you won't believe what i saw

03:29it's so funny that you didn't pre-plan and get gas before you go that's right it was a whole thing

03:39you guys i wasn't even supposed to be driving and then at the last minute how can you drive in curly

03:45i didn't even think about that either yeah i'm surprised like cops would be like you can't drive in

03:51curly shoes what are you street legal curly shoes what would be great is if you went to jail for

04:01that and then at the end you had to get your curly shoes back like you had to sign the papers for

04:06your curly shoes my curly shoes please oh man that was great yeah no it was that was a night for sure

04:14me and my my indian because the the jackets are so long they come down to your knees right so it

04:20almost likes looks like a long dress but you're that you're wearing pants underneath and then my

04:26curly shoes yeah it just doesn't go with your style you know amber's parents had those custom

04:31made for me in india right like they don't sell size 14 curly shoes so they had to like do an order

04:36like an indian cobbler they had to call someone and say can you cobble some 14s for us

04:42he was like make shoes for a giant okay there is a giant that needs the curly shoes i will

04:47cobble them for you immediately tossing a couple of magic beans for free he told stories of it to

04:54the others i got an order for giant shoes from america apparently the people over there are gigantic

05:03i made shoes for shaquille o'neal

05:05no i'm sure he did i'm sure he's never seen size 14 before like it's definitely not something

05:12they stocked yeah they had to custom make them yeah i just found them actually i'll have to see if

05:19i'll bring them in one day i'll never wear them oh please but at least i'll let you see them

05:24they were the most uncomfortable things i've ever worn currently shoes sound uncomfortable if i saw

05:31this cobbler i'd give them hell because these were not nikes by any means they were not not good i had

05:39like the worst like middle of my foot blister because they came to a point right like in the

05:46middle of my foot good oh how long did you have to wear those for like 16 hours because well remember

05:51this was the wedding we went to that uh on the invitation it said seven yeah i know it started

05:56at midnight or something yeah we got there at seven the people didn't even start setting up the hall

06:01until nine oh we sat for two hours then we left to go to wendy's i had to go through the drive-thru

06:06of my whole garb and that's when i got gassed and then we went back to the hall and uh yeah finally i

06:14think around 11 30 things got going wow that was a weird day for the people at wendy's too they're

06:19like a genie just came in i think they had to talk about that story

06:23yeah

06:26you

Category

Transcript

Recommended