Peep Show: Parking Lot Perv

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A listener is seeking advice on how to handle a situation with a parking lot perv who was jerking it in the parking spot next to him. The show shares their own experiences and talks to listeners to hear their interactions when busting a perv.

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00:00here's a question for you guys have you ever busted a perv because one of our listeners

00:08is trying to this guy says i got a bit of an odd situation i'm starting to believe

00:13that i'm being targeted to start off i work in a marked vehicle and i drive around town in an

00:19area that i've been assigned to every week and sometimes depending on the weather here in

00:23florida i may actually eat lunch in my vehicle okay so a while back i was eating in my car in

00:29the back of a grocery store parking lot i parked far away from people so i wouldn't get disturbed

00:34as well as disturb others but then a car came up and parked right next to me which i instantly thought

00:40was strange anyway so i'm eating and then i noticed the sports car next to me constantly like kind of

00:46moving forwards and backwards and forwards and backwards when i decided to look over i realized

00:56oh that dude has his whole member out and his pleasure oh yeah yeah you can see down because

01:02it's a sports car nice and low he drove off but still stayed in the parking lot looking for i assume

01:09his next target i think you'd be surprised how many people go to a parking lot just looking to maybe

01:17really hook up so his question is what should i do it's a large parking lot and i'm in a marked vehicle

01:24so this guy definitely has to be targeting me not sure the exact gain if he's doing it for content

01:29or personal satisfaction but if it happens again you guys should i stay put and call the cops in hopes

01:36that he doesn't drive away like play along for a bit should i record him or take a pic to catch him

01:42in the act i would do that and get his license plate number yeah i haven't told anyone else other than

01:47my wife and we both felt contacting you would help us figure out what to do thanks for all you guys

01:54do and the laughs you bring us what's he mean by play along like show him a little leg

01:57you know get in his car and help well it's too much don't do that i've already called the cops

02:13yeah i gotta keep him busy until the cops get here i was just holding the man for you yeah i got him i

02:19got him i got him by the you know glad you guys showed up yeah he was about to finish

02:25no don't do that don't jerk the man off until the cops get there right but i don't know if play

02:33along but just don't react maybe pick a different parking lot too maybe yeah yeah because that's

02:39that pervs grounds and be careful with your food choices i wouldn't switch to hot dogs or

02:44oh yeah you're right suggestive no foot long wieners yeah dave's eating bananas in his car

02:49slowly get more and more cylindrical is that a churro what are you doing over there popsicle

02:56because i for sure would look bad eating an ice cream cone oh i'm sending all the wrong messages

03:03real licky with it i'm getting i'm sending all the wrong yeah you are be careful what you eat

03:08sometimes i would like get my dairy queen and pull right into the parking lot and eat it there and

03:12then someone else would get the same idea and it's like i'm like god hey how you doing like

03:18we're buds now huh yeah like that's gross and two men licking ice cream cones next to each other is

03:24not a cool no it's not no as cool as it sounds it doesn't sound cool at all okay but here's the

03:31other thing right so the opposite side of this would be for me to just go to target the target parking

03:37lot park in a great spot near the front but then you see you see me a person who looks like me

03:46eating an ice cream cone just in my car as people are walking by they're gonna call the cops

03:55what is this guy he's up to what kind of he's sending me sexual messages right look at him eat

04:01that like you can't there's there's a medium what do you do to that ice cream cone oh my god he is

04:06deep throating it this man is a pervert oh my god do you know what i would do to one now oh god yeah

04:12can't even imagine these peg prepare to peg those extra large ones are long okay jason when the guy

04:20pulled up next to you and gave you the you know i'd like to blow you sign did you ever think of calling

04:25the cops or no no we were driving also so you weren't stopped while we yeah while we were going

04:30yeah i had an easy getaway and i don't think that could do anything right like because it it's not

04:36like he was exposing himself no he just gave him a sign yeah yeah so that's not illegal the universal

04:42sign it should it should be i mean it was awfully uncomfortable i'm sure it was but it's not illegal

04:49it's not illegal i guess a lot of it's a compliment what is my vibe right now yeah it's a compliment

04:55wants to fillate me on the roads i would be like thank you but no thank you i wasn't in that at the

05:02time oh you weren't oh okay you always blame that subaru i know yeah i mean that you see a guy in a

05:08subaru you're like yeah i'm just getting offers every day now everybody knows my car let's go to

05:16anonymous in boston hi anonymous how are you good how are you good you ever busted a perv

05:22so i was wait i had met a new drug dealer and i was waiting in the back of a parking lot

05:26and he said five minutes and then a couple of weeks later a car pulled in parked right next to me

05:32looked over at me nodded and everything and i was like this guy's white this guy i'm waiting for

05:38is not white and then the guy got out walked up to my window saw my girlfriend panicked walk like

05:45three feet away turned and kept looking at me looking at his phone looking at me looking at

05:50his phone and my girl was like is that a cop i said i think that guy wants to blow me

05:58and that made him get in his car to drive away

06:01you're just waiting for your new drug dealer yes yes and he's like better than a cop

06:06yeah yeah better than a cop it is you take a

06:10two minutes after him wow you just can't hang out in any alley no no it's not drugs or bj right yeah

06:20it's just going on all the time you can't even pull into a spot not for a couple minutes hang out

06:24with a phone call for a second and i i really do think it's just any large parking lot there's a chance

06:32for this to be going on at uh tom is up next tom have you busted a perv yes what happened uh back

06:41in the days do a lot of traveling all day late late nights so occasionally i get tired i like to

06:46take a little cat nap at a rest area and i always pulled off to a secluded spot and one time this car

06:54pulled up right next to me and i glanced over and i saw he was uh taking care of himself yeah so i i

07:01gave him the thumbs up and then took uh took out my very large knife and put it up against my thumb

07:08and pretended to cut it off oh yeah that's a message set oh damn he he left real fast well sure

07:15you got his wiener out yes yeah yeah that's a good tip i didn't have to worry about him for the rest of

07:21the time i was trying to get some sleep yeah no that's true lisa thinks that's a good that's a good

07:25tip i would do that exactly carry around a giant knife could you get in trouble for that i don't

07:34know you know i mean what's he gonna do the jerker calls the cops on me excuse me officer

07:40i was masturbating next to a man yes and he took out a large buoy knife oh my god threatened you with it

07:49no he pretended to cut off his own thumb simulating it was my penis because i was hard my god and play

07:56and pleasuring myself stay right there i hope you get here fast we'll be there for the both of you

08:02yeah right i still think you could get in some trouble no he pretended to cut his thumb yeah no no

08:07no if you do that to someone who's licking an ice cream cone then maybe you could get in trouble

08:14yeah i don't think you can just brandish a knife no no no yeah but be careful be careful but if

08:21they're jerking it right you're in the clear al hey al you busted a pervert i did what happened penis

08:30penis balls penis penis penis um so this was when i was younger i was working at a pizza joint and i was

08:37on my way back to my car after my shift and this guy pulled up next to me and was asking for directions

08:45so i tried to help him out told him where he wanted to go and at the end he extended his hand to give

08:52me a handshake and shook his hand and he would not let it go death gripped me and uh he just said

09:01would you like to party with me of course so i uh i ended up calling my boss back at the pizza place

09:12and he was uh he was a big burly guy he came out and uh beat the crap out of him so we didn't we didn't

09:18bust him per se but uh you know he got his uh got his uh bell rung that's for sure yeah yeah chuck does

09:25that every time i try and shake his yeah i'm not letting go go uh no don't where are you putting

09:30that hand you know what i'm doing i give him the little finger on the palm so gross yeah

09:38another man not letting go yeah no you gotta swing you gotta start swinging yeah it's not horrible

09:46yeah especially if they're looking right at you deep into your eyes you want to party and they say

09:52that yeah you want to party oh uh no actually no i was just eating an ice cream cone you may have

09:59misunderstood yeah no no no no i just really like ice cream cone i did not mean anything by it yeah

10:05i do not want to party yeah please give me my what's it's so sad to be lost in your ice cream and then

10:11look over and realize someone's watching you eat it yeah that's a weird thing let me just start being

10:15aroused by well you hope yeah so to the listener that sent us an email um do not offer to help

10:22him do not jerk him off till the cops get there be ready to cut off your thumbs no don't do that but

10:27uh be ready to videotape yep and call the cops immediately and maybe hang out until the cops get

10:34there if you take off he'll probably take off right but if you nonchalantly call the cops and maybe try

10:40and get some sneaky photos that'd probably be the best let us know what happens

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