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  • 4/23/2025
12 Days of Riffmas

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Fun
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00:00How long have these been in the storage because they absolutely reek?
00:04Come on!
00:05I'll try cleaning them.
00:06Smell good.
00:07Mine does not.
00:08Merry Christmas, Rob.
00:09Merry Riffmas.
00:11On the first day of Riffmas,
00:13Milkdown gave to me
00:15a freaking Kerox CD.
00:18On the second day of Riffmas,
00:21Jade gave to me
00:22two Hail Satans
00:24and a freaking Kerox CD.
00:27On the third day of Riffmas,
00:31Amy gave to me
00:32three shots of gin,
00:34two Hail Satans
00:36and a freaking Kerox CD.
00:40On the fourth day of Riffmas,
00:42Steve Black gave to me
00:44four ships a-rocking,
00:46three shots of gin,
00:48two Hail Satans
00:49and a freaking Kerox CD.
00:53On the fifth day of Riffmas,
00:56Ken gave to me
00:59five gift cards to buddies.
01:04Four ships a-rocking,
01:05three shots of gin,
01:07two Hail Satans
01:08and a freaking Kerox CD.
01:12On the sixth day of Riffmas,
01:15Lisa gave to me
01:16six Lisa sayings,
01:19five gift cards to buddies.
01:23Four ships a-rocking,
01:24three shots of gin,
01:26three shots of gin,
01:26three shots of gin,
01:26two Hail Satans
01:27and a freaking Kerox CD.
01:31On the seventh day of Riffmas,
01:34Jason gave to me
01:36six Lisa sayings,
01:42five gift cards to buddies.
01:45Four ships a-rocking,
01:47three shots of gin,
01:49two Hail Satans
01:50and a freaking Kerox CD.
01:53On the ninth day of Riffmas,
01:57Chuck the Freak gave to me
01:58eight porn stars milking,
02:02Hanukkah,
02:03six Lisa sayings,
02:05five gift cards to buddies.
02:08Four ships a-rocking,
02:10three shots of gin,
02:12two Hail Satans
02:14and a freaking Kerox CD.
02:16On the ninth day of Riffmas,
02:20Dave gave to me
02:22nine one-legged ladies dancing,
02:25eight porn stars milking,
02:27Hanukkah,
02:29six Lisa sayings,
02:30five gift cards to buddies.
02:34Four ships a-rocking,
02:35three shots of gin,
02:37two Hail Satans
02:38and a freaking Kerox CD.
02:42On the tenth day of Riffmas,
02:44Albeck gave to me
02:46ten lords of ringing,
02:48nine one-legged ladies dancing,
02:51eight porn stars milking,
02:54Hanukkah,
02:55six Lisa sayings,
02:57five gift cards to buddies.
03:00Four ships a-rocking,
03:01three shots of gin,
03:03two Hail Satans
03:04and a freaking Kerox CD.
03:08On the eleventh day of Riffmas,
03:11Andy gave to me
03:13eleven pipes for piping,
03:16ten lords of ringing,
03:18one-legged ladies dancing,
03:19eight porn stars milking,
03:22Hanukkah,
03:24six Lisa sayings,
03:26five gift cards to buddies.
03:29Four ships a-rocking,
03:30three shots of gin,
03:32two Hail Satans
03:33and a freaking Kerox CD.
03:37On the twelfth day of Riffmas,
03:40the Riffmas the Riff gave to me,
03:43twelve rockers rocking,
03:45eleven pipes for piping,
03:47ten lords of ringing,
03:49nine one-legged ladies dancing,
03:52eight porn stars milking,
03:55Hanukkah,
03:57six Lisa sayings,
03:58five gift cards to buddies,
04:02four ships a-rocking,
04:03three shots of gin,
04:05two Hail Satans
04:07and a freaking Kerox CD.
04:14Merry Riffmas, Rob.
04:16Leave me alone, man.
04:17Let's get out of these things.
04:18Yeah.

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