Peep Show: Boner Radio

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new study that says AM radio waves are able to help fight erectile dysfunction and discuss their inevitable future broadcasting on 'Boner Radio'.

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00:00um here's something that could change the future of radio people listening

00:11yes number one thanks for being here to the higher ups in our company yeah um they found

00:20out that radio waves yes could help fight erectile dysfunction if listening to the radio can give you

00:29a boner oh my god ratings through the roof i mean we've already given lots of bonus hold on through

00:35the years i believe what's happening you putting your headphones on your dong keep talking to see

00:40if you get hard that's weird not me talking talk me hard oh god enough time to rise and

00:46speak to me no you stay i mean maybe we should go talk me hard i mean yeah talk me hard in here

00:55you guys talk i don't want to talk to them anymore come on see if this thing works okay

01:03muscles in your neck are so tense scientists have unsheathed an electrifying new treatment

01:08for erectile dysfunction radio waves well so this isn't they say that self-administered

01:19low intensity radio frequency zaps to the penis jeez could be effective for erectile dysfunction

01:27treatment due to changes in the penile tissue when used at low frequencies the radio frequency

01:34creates heat due to the interaction between molecules and ions triggering structural changes

01:41and the creation of collagen and elastic fibers man we'll shoot anything out of penis won't we

01:46but it's very positive because a lot of the treatments these days do have side effects this has none

01:51so am radio waves oh it's good for something exactly we got a bunch of am stations doing crap so

02:01let's see if we can fire them concentrate all am fire on boners

02:05they were thinking of eliminating am radios even in cars but exactly think of the boner loss

02:12it would be kind of cool though if it came up with the device you just plug into like a radio

02:16and turn it to the am station and put it on like your wiener yeah i would say that would change radio

02:22right look the ratings would ratings would be way up for am radio oh my god this guy's been listening

02:26for 72 hours in a row imagine listen okay so think about this though let's say

02:30you know just there's a certain am frequency that works the best you know let's just say it's 8 30

02:42right am 8 30 boner radio would be gigantic am 8 30 boner yeah and i would just have it be like

02:54you're gonna get rigid any second now they're moving us right over there i know absolutely i know

03:01who better to launch boner radio exactly well don't give anybody ideas wake up hard with us

03:06you'll be the you'll be the dave you'll be the voice of boner radio before you know i know i will

03:11yeah and the voice of stupider things yeah i know yeah it's boner radio exactly hey it's dave

03:19it's boner radio hard hard hard hard yeah i like it the promos write themselves

03:25get a little closer to boner radio thanks guys now you have me driving to work with my balls draped

03:32over the radio well no don't do that that'll get you arrested but it's just another positive

03:38advancement in the world of boners man we're never gonna stop that huh like all science is concentrated

03:43on it someone said i've been listening for over 15 years and i think talk me hard dave is the

03:50favorite thing you've ever yep i agree you're a weirdo then yeah i agree you are a big old yep weirdo

03:57other people are almost finished so that's

04:02it's working already it's there that i told you it would work listen if beasley gets into the boner

04:10game changes the future i mean that's you're not wrong there i mean you're not wrong future be

04:17looking bright you want to invest in something we need someone said we need to right now buy wbnr

04:22oh yes yes boner radio gotta find out the am station this probably is a station right

04:29oh god you hope not yeah it's oh yeah in new york yep boner radio they've already got it

04:36oh boom bnr boner i'm sure that's not what they call themselves no probably not i bet they don't

04:43i do like whatever the my boner is oh yeah that's a good way that's their website my bnr

04:49oh my god oh they've got a jump on us huh they've got a real jump on us greatest music of all time

04:55for now wait till it's boner talk my boner brains are the boys to the yard

05:00they play the classic hits damn right it's harder than yours

05:04am radio classic

05:08oh my god look at that goodness this is a killer website

05:15connie oh yeah oh they go like real old of course this is my next station

05:21is that the crew oh my god look at this and see here's the thing look at these people on this

05:28show they've got to be this has got to be volunteer radio right i would fit in

05:32mark he's 107 what did you think steve yeah him and i'll watch the same tv shows exactly

05:38yeah all right this is what this is what they've what they were here we are no i don't think i have

05:43heard definitely listen to curtis mayfield but yeah but not this one this is perfect for boner radio

05:49you're gonna get harder there like a second

05:51boner radio

05:52they're already on it

06:02head on over to myboner.com

06:19sign up

06:24show us your boner yeah

06:30show us your boner

06:33share your boner stories meet billy boner

06:41at the boat show

06:43wbni

06:47billy boner hey how you doing bad

06:49love the show

06:52hey man thanks for listening

06:55hope i'm keeping your heart all day long

06:57but you do have to have that guy

06:59on your heart all the time

07:01boner radio

07:03are you hard yet

07:05i am

07:09yeah man

07:12gotta have him

07:14incredible

07:15radio's looking for the next big thing

07:18boner radio is it

07:19yeah

07:20it's not what anyone's thinking

07:22no that's for sure

07:23that's why we always get ahead of it

07:24right

07:24i know

07:25gotta get out there

07:26we're gonna be the boner

07:27pioneers

07:28boner radio

07:30that'd be a hell of a thing

07:31they really would

07:32set us up for life

07:33you guys

07:34i know

07:34set us up for life

07:35i know

07:36um would you be more likely to hook up with someone with an accent

07:41that'd be fine

07:42uh the accent

07:44as americans that we find the least sexy

07:47is new york

07:49midwest

07:51that's my

07:52we live in the midwest

07:53that's my least favorite

07:55that's not great

07:56yeah that one's hard to make sexy

07:57i can't even

08:00it's my favorite when you do it

08:01yes

08:02like it's the

08:03my favorite thing

08:04but that

08:05but it's not

08:06it's not

08:07it's not

08:07it's not sexy

08:08it's not a sexy time

08:09yeah

08:10i can't even

08:11no that's not one that's gonna make panties drop

08:13no it's not

08:14we can't hire him for boner radio

08:17oh no

08:18hey welcome

08:19that's probably how they actually sound

08:21welcome to boner radio

08:22it is

08:23you're right

08:24that'd be a bnr

08:25my boner

08:26yeah

08:26oh man

08:28go on over to myboner.com

08:30and uh get your boner radio fix

08:32it's not working

08:33it's not working

08:34no that's not what we mean

08:36my boxer briefs are at my ankles right now

08:39yeah

08:39it's not working

08:41you're alone

08:43yeah

08:47yeah

08:49yeah

08:52yeah

08:53yeah

08:54yeah

08:55yeah

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