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  • 4/22/2025
Too Much Shade

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00:00All right, Sam went on a date with Carrie. They went to Rock and Brew. I've been there on a couple dates. It's a, well, same person.
00:07I'm like, wow, okay.
00:08Same person. But it's always a good time. I like hanging out at that place. It's good food, it's casual, and I think a great place for a first date.
00:15Okay.
00:15But he has not heard back from Carrie since. We were able to track her down. We have her on the phone. So let's just kind of recap the date with her and see if we can get some answers.
00:23Carrie, you there?
00:24Yes, I'm here. Hello.
00:25Hey, Carrie, I know this is super random, but we appreciate you coming on the air with us. But we want to see if we could talk to you about this guy, Sam, that you went on a date with to Rock and Brew.
00:37Oh, gosh.
00:39Okay, well.
00:40Yeah, Sam is a kind of weird guy.
00:43All right, well, I can't wait to hear this.
00:45What do you mean weird?
00:46Well, let me just tell you this. What do we know? We know you guys went to Rock and Brew. He said he had a great time with you. He said that you guys' eyes were locked the entire time having a great night.
00:55He was just locked in on you and thought you were beautiful. And now he's just been, quote unquote, ghosted, doesn't know what's going on and really wants to see you again. And now you just said he's weird. So what's that about?
01:05He was locked in on me all night. I wouldn't have known it because Sam had sunglasses on the entire night. If he was looking at me, I couldn't tell.
01:16I'm sorry, inside the restaurant?
01:17Yeah, he had these huge rimmed gold Ray-Bans. I'm not kidding. They took up his entire face. All I could see underneath was his lips.
01:28The glasses would have been cool, say, we were in the daylight or driving or something like that.
01:35But it was the evening. And, you know, we were out on the patio. It was dark outside. He didn't really need to have them. And I even tried to, like, move the party inside. Like, let's go inside and get some dinner and maybe take them off. No. He wore them through the entire dinner.
01:51So you don't even get to see his eyes?
01:54I don't even know what color his eyes are.
01:55Well, let me ask you this. Did you ask if this is, like, a prescription type thing?
02:00I don't think they're prescription.
02:01I mean, it'd kind of be funny to have really bright gold Ray-Ban prescription glasses. That would actually be kind of interesting.
02:06But does he have that cool, like, swagger where, like, you know, some guys, they just have to wear their sunglasses because they're that cool?
02:12What?
02:13I feel like that's kind of what it is. He was, you know, talking about other expensive things that he had, his car, stuff like that.
02:20But I feel like he was trying to show off. But it just was. I wanted to be able to connect with him and have a conversation and look into his eyes, maybe.
02:29But if he was looking at me, I feel like it was, like, on the creepy side because it was a one-way eye contact.
02:35Like, you're being interrogated and the cops are watching you through the window. Like, that's kind of what I'm thinking.
02:43All right, Carrie. Well, here's the deal. We actually have Sam on the phone with us. I want to bring him back on now.
02:47Sam, so you wear the shades full-time, huh?
02:51Absolutely.
02:53Now, are they prescription? Like, is that why or no?
02:55No, they're not prescription. You know, truthfully, they're really expensive shades.
03:01And, you know, it's just a fashion piece. It's a fashion statement.
03:05And they're stunner shades. That's what they're meant to do.
03:08They're stunner shades.
03:09Number one stunner.
03:11Yeah, I have stunner shades on.
03:12And, you know, normally when I wear the stunner shades, it stuns people right there.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19You know, they love it.
03:21That's awesome.
03:22Sam, but without these shades, you can see perfectly fine.
03:26I can see perfectly fine, yeah.
03:27Got it.
03:28I can see perfectly fine with the shades on, too.
03:30That's why I literally stared in your eyes the entire night.
03:34Like, I was on you. I was on you.
03:37I don't want a guy who can stun me without having to wear these big, bright, gold, flashy things.
03:44Like, everybody in the restaurant was looking at us.
03:46It's just embarrassing.
03:48Like, I didn't even get to—I don't feel like I got to know you.
03:52Well, I feel like I got to know you.
03:54We had great conversation.
03:55You laughed.
03:56You know, I just don't—I don't understand.
03:59Do you see it as anything as maybe—like, she's kind of seeing it as maybe it would have been more gentleman-like for you to take them off and talk to her and look in her eyes versus her seeing her own reflection the entire day?
04:10No, I'm sorry.
04:11Not when I spend $800 on a pair of shades.
04:14You're not taking them off.
04:16I mean, you know, you didn't say anything about the watch.
04:19You know, the watch match shades.
04:21You seem like you like that.
04:22I like it.
04:23I don't care what you're wearing or what you look like.
04:25If you want a stun, get a chain or something.
04:29I keep going for years early.
04:33Carrie, it sounds like you're really into the stunned jewelry, huh?
04:37Like, yeah, a guy can be confident and stunning and still not have to wear these big old glasses on his face.
04:43It's almost like you're hiding behind them.
04:45Like, it sounds more of like a confidence issue than that you have too much confidence.
04:49So, Carrie, are you saying this is a deal-breaker for you?
04:51I mean, it sounds like he's not going to take his sunglasses off, which is, you know, crazy to me.
04:55I mean, that's right, Sam.
04:56Like, this is not a negotiable thing.
04:58You wear your glasses when you're out.
04:59That's how you roll.
05:01Absolutely.
05:02Okay.
05:02Is that a deal-breaker for you, Carrie?
05:04It's a deal-breaker for me only because if he's not willing to take the glasses off, like, what else is he not going to be willing to do?
05:11I need a guy who can compromise.
05:13Okay.
05:13All right, Sam.
05:14Well, you heard what you had to say.
05:15I love the confidence, man.
05:17You keep doing you.
05:18It's just not going to be for Carrie.
05:19Carrie, thank you for your time.
05:20You guys have a great day, guys.
05:21Okay.
05:22Thanks.
05:22All right, bye.
05:23Well, to all the other listeners out there, if you want to stunt with me, you know, we can
05:29stunt together.
05:29You're funny.
05:30You're funny.
05:30I like this guy.
05:31I love it.
05:31All right, Sam.
05:32If anybody calls, we have your number, buddy.
05:34Have a good day.
05:35Stun.
05:36I love it.
05:38I mean, come on.
05:39I worry about wearing a hat inside sometimes when I'm on a date.
05:42Oh, you shouldn't, yeah.
05:43So, that's one thing that I always think about.
05:45Wearing sunglasses the whole time, like, you know, like you're Kanye West or something.
05:48I would not date a guy or sit at dinner or something like that.
05:53If I was inside a restaurant and he was-
05:55And they're not prescription.
05:56Yeah.
05:56If he was wearing sunglasses, I'd be like, take those off right now.
06:01Yeah, that's just, yeah.
06:03Would it have been a deal breaker for you, though?
06:05I mean, Sam was a funny guy.
06:07Would it have been a deal breaker?
06:08Or what would you have said to him?
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