What Kind of Orgasms Do We Have?

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Women have one of three types of orgasms: wave, volcano, or avalanche. Men on the other hand: just lava.

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00:00uh kathy what kind of orgasms do you have oh my god kathy what kind of orgasms do you have

00:09can i ask that kind of question that's something bill would say in a meeting

00:13uh-huh you have screamers or what do you have oh my god dear god little ripple

00:17we are gonna get in trouble the reason

00:24the reason i'm gonna get in trouble why did you say bring that up you laughed i heard you laugh

00:32a study has suggested that women typically experience one of three types oh and they're

00:47doing studies on this and they have given these types names and these are quite interesting names

00:52that they have given to these types of female orgasms i actually found them pretty evocative

00:56yeah so researchers found that when their female volunteers climaxed uh the pelvic floor muscles

01:04predominantly showed one of three patterns okay so three patterns see what you align what are you

01:10line with here kathy either a wave an avalanche or a volcano oh jeez come on i'm gonna go with the

01:19volcano if i want to have one isn't that the creme de la creme i'm thinking a volcano sounds like the

01:23most fun i think that guys are routinely volcanoes right because of the lava i would think so

01:29smoke smoke yeah yeah you know because of the lava some oozing lava some the sometimes i no longer

01:36have lava to ooze there's usually a pyroclastic flow right and some sort of resort town nearby gets

01:42destroyed don't forget a little pre-lava at the beginning little pre-lava the warning signs the

01:49grunts the tremors and uh the volcano makes a phase oh wow a tree definitely and you know what

01:56when sometimes like you know uh things are born from volcano eruptions absolutely by the way okay

02:02all right here we go you said something steve you said you said they make a face have you ever when

02:08you are when you're enjoying yourself and uh have you ever stopped at at that moment yeah at the end

02:15and and realized what you're doing with your face yeah yeah i actually caught it pretty i i caught it in

02:21a mirror oh my with my wife now you know and uh it haunts me to this day right i would never bang

02:28what i look like i wouldn't need that mirror no way no way it's just like it's it's inhuman can you

02:34what's happening it's like i got it's like i zipped up a nut

02:44mine's like gritted teeth like yeah like that yeah i know it's terrible it's not good it's horrible

02:51what's yours like i don't want to know yeah what does your face look like when you have organ

02:56so i had to do all the time in college i had this people would be like yo dude do jazz face and it's

03:03not jazz face no no no right yeah oh yeah yeah yeah like fizz face fizz face because i did this thing

03:08and it would be like oh yeah oh yeah you look like your driver's license picture yes that's a good

03:17oh my god he looks like his driver's license exactly yeah oh my god honestly all right give

03:24your wife an extra hug today forever putting up with that yeah just to put a button in the uh

03:30the face thing here preston you ever seen the comparisons between somebody you can't tell if

03:33they're in pain or if they're yeah yeah yeah they do side-by-side photos or sneezing uh well i saw

03:39in between pain and extreme pleasure and and they were you could not tell the difference between the

03:44all right so anyhow uh you have a wave volcano or an avalanche i think that makes that sort of

03:52makes sense to me the lead researcher james faust professor of neuroscience at charles university

03:58in prague czech republic uh said the names refer to the way the pelvic floor movements appeared during

04:04uh the build-up uh to orgasm and the release of tension uh at the moment so the wave looks like

04:12undulations or successive contractions of tension and release the avalanche strange stop it no uh

04:22sorry this one just got me pressing uh pre lava is going to be a password idea for signing into work

04:29all right so the avalanche rides on a higher pelvic floor tension with contractions that lower the

04:39tension downward during orgasm the volcano rides on a lower pelvic floor tension but then explodes

04:46into tension and release uh during the oh okay so wait um does it say that women will only uh

04:56experience one of those or can they reach all three all three of them um no it's you're you're you're

05:02kind of you're you're you're like a one uh you you favor one you're either so the question would have

05:07to be when you're for whether you're having up there there are two types of orgasms a female can have

05:18right a well there's man in the boat oh yeah or a spelunker a spelunker right the submarine or yeah and so

05:29those would be two different types applied to these am i or am i talking my ass which is another

05:36type of well no there are two there are two ways to achieve that yes right yeah so i wonder if

05:41having that ever had those kind of orgasms because of the different plumbing i don't know if each can

05:46have a different sensation right different or a different um and cause one of the three is that

05:51pattern like exactly right so the data how does it work

05:55so let me tell you how they did this first okay and then i'll then i'll tell you the the tendencies

06:02uh for ladies and the different types so for the study 54 women used a bluetooth connected

06:08vibrator called the lioness which detects the force of pelvic floor contractions in two sensors on its

06:15sides and sends the data to an internet server the women who performed the tasks at home were instructed

06:21to do this to themselves and then uh turn the device off two minutes after they were finished now

06:26were they doing this with their jerk mate pressed i've never heard of jerk mates before so i don't

06:31really know yo ever heard of jerk mate um this was repeated over several days

06:36the data was in analyzed now it showed that nearly 50 percent of women had the wave

06:4317 had 17 had avalanches and only 11 had the volcanoes so so you're saying and sorry that i would have to

06:53stand corrected now women get one type of orgasm it seems that way right with two different ways to

07:01get that orgasm that i i don't know for sure but yeah that we would assume you know what's funny is uh

07:07is you know because uh when when a guy achieves that his eruption his eruption uh his krakatoa there

07:15is a there is a clear um liquid yeah well it's more milky but anyway uh but he announces it like

07:23not all the time but like there's usually an announcement but like you're talking about in

07:28movies yeah yeah yeah but the girl doesn't right but can i talk to you for a minute but the guy when

07:33he's about to well one guy in particular when he's about to he says uh santa's gotta go jude

07:40oh you're building to that i got santa's gonna go yeah let him go santa's gotta go in that very tone

07:47by the way yeah and wait wait and over a phone but right right before he says it yeah i need you to

07:54stop talking and listen to me santa's gotta go and it's over just beforehand i'm done i'll see you

08:03later i need you to stop talking and listen to me santa's gotta go all right it's over he's coming to

08:10town see you later uh professor professor faust's team uh whose findings were published you know

08:23sometimes we don't have a wednesday meeting i think we're having one today oh yeah

08:27you

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