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  • 4/22/2025
Morning Krewe Actor's Studio

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00:00Tampa Bay's Morning Cruise, Clip of the Day.
00:03Kevin will have to pick the scene, or guess the scene correctly,
00:07that Lana and I are about to act out.
00:10It is a movie, Kevin, I know you have seen.
00:12Okay.
00:12I for sure think you can do this.
00:15Boy, pressure.
00:16I'm ready. Look, I'm standing up.
00:18Alright.
00:19Because I act better when I stand.
00:21Two men are sitting in a restaurant,
00:23when a waitress comes to the table to take their order.
00:27Kitchen's closed until dinner.
00:29We have just cold stuff and desserts.
00:31Boy, some chicken wings would hit the spot.
00:35You sure it's closed?
00:36Let me check.
00:38Yep, it's closed.
00:40Okay, I'll just have a sugar packet or two.
00:43Hey, what's your name?
00:45Helen.
00:45That's nice. You look like a Helen.
00:47Helen, we're both in sales.
00:49Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman, alright?
00:51Let's say I go into a guy's office,
00:53and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something.
00:56Well, then I get all excited,
00:58like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet.
01:03Now that pet is my possible sell.
01:06Oh, there, a pretty little pet.
01:07I love you.
01:08And then I stroke it, and I pet it,
01:11and I massage it.
01:12I love it.
01:14I love my naughty pet.
01:15You're naughty.
01:16And then I take my pet, and I go...
01:19Oh!
01:22Oh!
01:23Oh, my!
01:26Trying to find my spot.
01:27Oh!
01:29That's...
01:30I killed it!
01:31I killed my sale!
01:33And that's when I blow it.
01:35Then when people like us have to...
01:37Then like people like us,
01:38we just have to forge ahead.
01:40Am I right, Helen?
01:42God, you're sick.
01:43I'll tell you what.
01:45I'll go turn the friars back on,
01:46and I'll throw some wings on for you.
01:48Hey!
01:49Thanks, Helen.
01:50Me likey.
01:51Me want wingy.
01:53And scene.
01:55Oh, that was so well done.
01:57I think he knows it right now.
01:58I knew it from the very first line
02:01when you mentioned chicken wings.
02:02That is from Tommy Boy.
02:04One of my favorite movies.
02:06Here you go.
02:07Ready for it?
02:08The pet is my possible sale.
02:10Oh, my pretty little pet.
02:13I love you.
02:14So I stroke it, and I pet it,
02:17and I massage it.
02:19Yeah, I love it.
02:21I love my little naughty pet.
02:23You're naughty.
02:25And then I take my naughty pet,
02:27and I go...
02:29Oh!
02:33I killed it!
02:36The best.
02:37So good.
02:38It was pretty close.
02:39I know.
02:39I got lost in my lines.
02:40Why would you use that?
02:41Well, I got...
02:42Your script is your pet.
02:43I know.
02:43I use the script of my pet.
02:45Then you can find his line.
02:46Tampa Bay's morning cruise clip of the day.

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