Aimee+Shawn Didn't Take School Seriously

Beasley Digital

She was the class clown, he wanted nothing to do with math...

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00:00We have to do a lot of web posting for the 1027bgs.com, which by the way, go visit, please.

00:08Yeah.

00:09Often.

00:10Click on everything.

00:12Watch all the videos.

00:13Make us look great.

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00:14Yeah.

00:14Go on a web, go on one of our pages and just go to sleep.

00:17It's like our report card and because, you know, we're writing these things and there's

00:22artificial intelligence, but the artificial intelligence that tells you how you're doing

00:26at writing these articles, it's kind of a jerk.

00:28Mm-hmm.

00:29I'm right here.

00:30The difficulty of your text is a sixth grade education.

00:37So, yeah.

00:38So, literally, we have to write these.

00:40We're trying our best and the AI's like, dummy.

00:43I can't.

00:45This is terrible.

00:47I was never great at this.

00:48I write the way that I talk.

00:52Sixth grade, man.

00:53That's it.

00:54You know, listen.

00:54People don't want to hear people that they think are they're smarter.

00:59We're better than you.

01:00No.

01:00We are two dumb people trying to make you smile.

01:03That's what we do.

01:04That's about it.

01:05That's about it.

01:05How were you in school?

01:07Were you, I mean, because we know, yeah, you're one year in college.

01:09You left.

01:10Yeah, I did.

01:11I did.

01:11It moved here because my family moved here.

01:13But I, I, school was social hour for me.

01:18My, my swimming coach, I was swim division one.

01:21And he called my parents and he said, Amy acts like this is Camp Bonaventure.

01:26Because it's just, I was having a blast.

01:29I loved it.

01:30I sold my, my books early for beer money.

01:33You sold your books?

01:33When I found out you could give your books back to the library and they would give you

01:36like a chunk of your money back.

01:38At the college.

01:38At college.

01:39Yeah.

01:39Then I, I was like, oh, please.

01:41So I, I need some keys to online.

01:45Here's the move.

01:45And it's probably a totally, like, I know that here at the Beasley company, they would

01:48totally frown upon this.

01:50But I did not buy a single book in college once I realized they barely used them.

01:53And when you did, you'd go to the library, you'd take pictures of the, of the pages you

01:57need.

01:57There you go.

01:57You smart head.

01:59See, there we go.

01:59That's how I save money on my, uh, on my college education.

02:02What was your, what was your least favorite, uh, uh, you know, um, uh, subject?

02:06Social.

02:07Social studies?

02:08Why?

02:09I'm not good at maps and like world stuff.

02:12I'm just.

02:13It's okay.

02:13What was your favorite?

02:14Obviously I didn't pay attention.

02:15Don't say gym.

02:17I loved PE.

02:17I would honestly skip study halls to go to PE.

02:20I was there all the time.

02:21I loved PE.

02:22Yeah.

02:23Um, I don't know.

02:24Maybe public speaking, honestly.

02:26Hmm.

02:27Okay.

02:27Yeah.

02:28It kind of makes sense.

02:28All makes it math.

02:29I hated math so much because I, you know, listen, I was doing fine.

02:34I was on a roll practically my entire like elementary life, except in one of the school

02:39districts I was in, they would give you a letter grade on penmanship.

02:43Oh, that's tough.

02:44And if you, I was, I was on a roll minus penmanship.

02:48I got a C.

02:49I'm like, you.

02:50Why didn't you get, you should, my girlfriend who's super, super, super smart, but she couldn't

02:54spell worth a damn.

02:57And so they gave her a pass on it.

02:58They would just like highlight it, but they would never grade her.

03:01Yeah.

03:01She was really smart.

03:02Come on, man.

03:03Like you see, I'm doing good.

03:05I'm not going to make the honor roll list on, in third grade because I spell or I look

03:12like a chicken, put a paper mate pen in his claw and it goes, it's, yeah, I just, whatever.

03:19Math was always my thing.

03:20As soon as I had to solve for X.

03:23That's when it went all downhill from there.

03:24I'm telling you right now, I don't care about X at all.

03:29I know.

03:30As soon as letters got into like math, I was done.

03:33Yeah, same.

03:34And as I went through high school, they kept putting me in more classes.

03:38Algebra one.

03:38I hate algebra.

03:39Algebra two.

03:40Awesome.

03:41My senior year was functions, statistics, and trigonometry.

03:46Not me.

03:47I am telling you, this is the closest I've ever gotten to swearing.

03:49If you can't spell your class name, then you, like, you shouldn't be.

03:53Unbelievable.

03:54I needed a 73 on the final to graduate.

03:58What?

03:58And you were in Boston?

04:00Yeah.

04:00Oh, because we had to do, we were 65 in New York.

04:03Isn't that weird?

04:03No, no, no, no.

04:04See, here's the problem.

04:05It's because I wasn't doing all my other work either.

04:07So, in order to pass this class, I needed a Hail Mary.

04:13Yeah.

04:14And I got a 74.

04:15And I don't know, I don't know whether or not the teacher.

04:18If they just gave you a 74, because to be nice.

04:21Nancy Perulo, I think that's her name.

04:23Miss Perulo, if you're listening, I think I know you did me a solid.

04:26I don't want to say thank you.

04:28I have a recurring nightmare that they're going to get back to me and say, we found out

04:31and have to come back.

04:32And you've got to go back.

04:32Like Josie Grossi.

04:33Josie Grossi?

04:34Yeah.

04:35Drew Barrymore, when she went back to high school.

04:37Oh, God.

04:38I see.

04:38I think Billy Madison.

04:41I was like, back to school.

04:43Yeah, that's it.

04:45Back to school.

04:45The worst.

04:46I don't want to go back.

04:47I don't want to go back.

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