MJTV: Fester's daughter has an idea for a new segment

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00:00Try to make your weenus hurt. You can pinch it as hard as you want, and it doesn't hurt.

00:08Hadley is Fester's little girl, and she's a precocious little booger.

00:13She's a piece of work that kid.

00:14She is, so Hadley, extremely precocious. So, Hadley is what, 10?

00:22Yes, 10.

00:24And Hadley has an audio recording that you need to play for me?

00:28She wanted to make a video for you, kind of taunting you or calling you out or something or posing something to you.

00:35All right, so, Coop, you've got the audio, right?

00:38All right, let me, this is audio from a video from Fester's 10-year-old daughter, Hadley.

00:45And here it is. Coop, roll it.

00:47Hey, Mr. MJ, I have a new segment idea.

00:52It's called, Hey, Mr. MJ, Do You Know?

00:55I have a question, and you need to answer it.

01:00What a bossy little kid.

01:01All right, yeah, she's kind of bossy.

01:03A little bossy.

01:04Pitches more stuff than you, Fester.

01:05Actually, they're better ideas than what I pitch.

01:07All right, hang on, let me hear that again.

01:08Hey, Mr. MJ, I have a new segment idea.

01:13It's called, Hey, Mr. MJ, Do You Know?

01:17I have a question, and you need to answer it.

01:20Hey, Mr. MJ, Do You Know?

01:23I have a question, and you need to, is that the whole name of the thing?

01:25I think the name of it is, Hey, Mr. MJ, Do You Know?

01:29Do You Know?

01:29And then she was describing what the segment is.

01:32She has a question.

01:33She has a question for me?

01:34She has a question she's been asking.

01:37Now, do we need to get her on the phone, or are you going to ask the question?

01:40No, no.

01:40I mean, I would like for her to answer.

01:42I mean, I can't ask this question.

01:44Why don't you just record the question?

01:46Wait a minute.

01:47You can't ask the question, but you're going to let your 10-year-old daughter.

01:49Let me dial them up.

01:51Eight, one, three.

01:52Oh, Cooper's calling?

01:54Cooper's calling?

01:55All right, never mind.

01:55Cooper's calling.

01:56All right.

01:56So, Hadley comes home, and she asks this question to my wife.

02:01Right.

02:02And my wife doesn't know the answer.

02:05And then Hadley tells my wife the answer.

02:08Okay.

02:08And my wife's like, You're lying.

02:12That is not the answer.

02:14Wait, your 10-year-old daughter says to Allison, your wife, You're lying.

02:18No, no, no.

02:19Allison says to the kid, Mommy, what's the question?

02:22She asks the question.

02:23Allison's like, I don't know.

02:24What's the answer?

02:24Hadley tells Mommy the answer.

02:26Right.

02:26And Mommy's like, Hadley, that is not the answer.

02:29Oh, gotcha.

02:29You're kidding.

02:30You're lying.

02:31So, am I going to be asked the same question?

02:33Identical question.

02:34Because...

02:34But this is like the maiden voyage, but then from here, she wants to have like regular questions.

02:40Is she ripping off Truth Booth?

02:41I don't know.

02:42It's more like a trivia booth.

02:44I'll have to have a talk over here.

02:46Hadley, Fester's little 10-year-old daughter.

02:48Welcome to the MJ Morning Show.

02:49Hey, Hadley.

02:50Hello.

02:52Good morning.

02:52Are you on the way to school, Hadley?

02:55Yes.

02:56I'm actually...

02:57We are parked right next...

03:00We are actually parked right next to the entrance of the school.

03:04All right.

03:04So, and what time do you have to be in school?

03:098 o'clock.

03:118 o'clock.

03:12All right.

03:12So, we have a little time here.

03:13All right.

03:13So, Hadley, you have a question.

03:15What's the name of the segment again?

03:16What is the name of the feature?

03:19Mr. MJ, do you know?

03:24Okay.

03:24Mr. MJ, do you know?

03:26That works.

03:27Yeah.

03:27What is the question that you want to ask me to see if I know it?

03:31Do you know what the skin on the tip of your elbow is called?

03:40Do I know what the skin...

03:44Okay.

03:45...on the tip of your elbow is called?

03:47Wrinkly.

03:48Hold on.

03:49Hadley and I were thinking.

03:51Arm scroll?

03:52Is it epidermis?

03:53No.

03:55All right.

03:55Froggy, does Froggy have a guess?

03:56Is it epidermis?

03:58No, that's...

03:59No.

04:00Hold on.

04:01The skin on the tip of my elbow...

04:05Um, I don't know, but you can pinch it really hard and it doesn't hurt.

04:08I have no idea.

04:09Hadley, you stumped me.

04:11I have no idea.

04:13I'm stumped.

04:15Hadley, what's the answer?

04:17Weenus.

04:19It's a weenus?

04:22Yes.

04:22So that's why Allison said, no, you're lying.

04:27Oh, come on.

04:28Hold on.

04:29The skin on your elbow?

04:32It's a weenus?

04:35Yes!

04:36Wait a minute.

04:37Go to Google.

04:38Go to the Google.

04:39I'm just thinking of so many funny things.

04:45Like, Pastor, could you rub some lotion on my weenus?

04:48My weenus sure is rough today.

04:50My weenus is all wrinkly.

04:52Okay.

04:53So, Hadley.

04:54Hadley, where'd you hear this question?

04:56Where'd you learn this?

04:57You ought to see how I can stretch my weenus out over here.

05:00I can pinch my weenus.

05:02Well, hold on a second.

05:03Hang on.

05:04So, Hadley, start again.

05:05What was the question, Pastor?

05:06How'd you first hear?

05:07She comes home out of the blue with this question, and she's kind of giggling.

05:11And we didn't know.

05:12So, where'd you hear this question first, kid?

05:16Okay.

05:16So, my friend Milo, which I used to sit next to in math class because we have assigned seats.

05:25And his mom's a nurse, and he told me that the skin on the tip of my elbow is called my weenus.

05:37His mom's a nurse.

05:39I just looked it up as well.

05:41And it says that it's a slang word for excess or loose skin at the joint of one's elbow.

05:49So, weenus, W-E-E-N-U-S, or W-E-E-N-I-S, or W-E-N-I-S are the apparent spellings.

05:58But it's slang.

05:59It's not like a real dictionary entry.

06:03It's not a medical term.

06:05But nevertheless, I guess a lot of people that know it.

06:08But it's hilariously funny.

06:11You are correct.

06:13It is hilarious that we can talk about weenuses on the air.

06:18Yeah.

06:20All right.

06:21And we have two of them.

06:22I guess we all have two of them, right?

06:24Yeah.

06:25I got two weenuses.

06:28What's the plural form?

06:29If you pinch your weenus as hard as possible, it doesn't hurt.

06:32Everybody, seriously, try to make your weenus hurt.

06:35You can pinch it as hard as you want.

06:38And it doesn't hurt.

06:39I'm doing it right now.

06:40You can dig your nail.

06:41You know what?

06:41It's like there are no nerve endings in my weenus.

06:44The weenus has no nerves.

06:46You can pinch it as hard as you want.

06:48My weenus is not sensitive.

06:50I think you can cut your weenus off and not even feel it.

06:53My weenus doesn't feel anything.

06:55I'm sorry.

06:56I have a weenus sensitivity issue over here.

06:59We all have dead weenuses.

07:01I think everybody has a dead weenus.

07:02Isn't that weird?

07:03Hey, Rox, can you grab my weenus?

07:05Hold my weenus for a second, would you please?

07:09Rox, you should pinch all of our weenuses and see if they hurt.

07:12MJ Froggy, let's hold up our weenuses.

07:14Rox, who has the best looking weenus?

07:17Hadley, plug your ears.

07:19You took us down this path.

07:21Festy, you got a fat weenus.

07:22That's the truth.

07:25All right.

07:25So, Hadley, I love it.

07:28So, Hadley, you know what this means, right?

07:30It means that you're going to have to produce again going forward, and I'm going to need

07:36another edition of Mr. MJ, Do You Know, okay?

07:42Okay.

07:43All right.

07:44So, next week, we have to do another episode, all right?

07:48Sounds good.

07:49All right.

07:50Hadley, have a great day at school, Hadley.

07:54Goodbye.

07:55Goodbye.

07:56That was a sensation.

07:57Yeah, it was.

07:58Hey, I think you guys should all go get matching piercings for your weenuses.

08:02We definitely wouldn't feel it.

08:04I'm going to go to some e-board tattoo shop and say, hey, I want this on my weenus.

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