Plead The Fifth: Which TV Dad Would You Replace Your Dad With?
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:14Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:17Now, who's taking the stand?
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00:48I ain't never seen that one before
00:52Oh, it was a Christmas present
00:53Are y'all done?
00:57So, what are you doing later, man?
01:01Alright, Davi
01:02So, if the owner
01:05Of the radio station, the Beasleys
01:07Came in here and said, Davi
01:08We like all the stuff you're doing with crypto
01:11In fact, we want to
01:13Pay you your salary
01:14In crypto, but since we're
01:17A little unsure of it, we want
01:18A cut at 10%
01:19Yes or no, are you accepting that?
01:23My salary
01:24In crypto, but you have
01:26But I have to lose 10% of it?
01:28No, hell no
01:29I would take it, I would take my salary
01:32In Bitcoin, I would take that 100%
01:34But not a 10% cut
01:36No? You couldn't make that up
01:38By flipping it?
01:40I mean, if that
01:42Was your income stream
01:44I don't think you would really want to flip it
01:46And then, no, I think that'd be bad
01:48Business, that'd be a bad move
01:50Wow, okay
01:51I would like the option
01:52You would take a compensation package
01:54In Bitcoin?
01:55I would, yes
01:55Yeah, if I was given the option
01:57You've seen a couple
01:58Football players have taken that route
02:00And they've done really well with it
02:02A couple of them have lost some
02:03Though, because it went down
02:05And so, like
02:05But it came back up
02:07You have to look at
02:08Yeah, I mean
02:09It's always going to go up and down
02:11But over a long period of time
02:12Traditionally, that thing has been right
02:14That scares me, man
02:15Because that couple of
02:16Couple of paychecks you got
02:17When that thing go down
02:18And you're like
02:19Ooh
02:19And it could happen
02:21It could happen while you're sleeping
02:23That's what I'm saying
02:24You wake up and you don't have it
02:25Yeah
02:26Oh, that scares me
02:27That's very scary
02:27That's scary
02:28Yeah, I take it though
02:29That's lame though
02:30Oh, you do
02:30He's a bad man
02:33Davi, we were just talking about
02:35Orlando's kids
02:36And how fast they're growing up
02:38You know, they're 12 and 13
02:40And you see Aubrey
02:41And sometimes you look at me
02:42And you go
02:43Oh my gosh, I can't believe
02:43She's five years old already
02:45And I know there's a lot of apprehension
02:47But with you
02:48And, you know, having kids
02:50And there is some downside
02:51You lose a lot of time
02:52And on and on and on
02:53But I have a question
02:54Have you, you know
02:56Had a conversation lately
02:57With your girl
02:58About maybe starting a family
03:01And maybe a timeline for that
03:02But seriously
03:03Like, because you both are
03:05Getting a little older
03:06Or have you both just decided
03:08You know what
03:08That's not in our
03:09In our sights right now
03:10We've talked about it a little bit
03:11No timelines
03:13Or anything like that
03:15I mean, nah
03:17We've mentioned
03:18We've mentioned it
03:19And like, she's definitely
03:21If I were to have kids
03:22The person I'd want to do it with
03:24That's for sure
03:25But as far as the timeline
03:27Not really
03:28My girl's still
03:30You know, she's not 30 yet
03:31I don't think that's really
03:32Like, hit her hard
03:34But it comes up
03:36Every now and then
03:37And, I mean
03:39We've talked about it
03:40But no timelines
03:42Nothing solid
03:43I'm loving life
03:44I honestly
03:46More often than not
03:47I'm glad
03:48I don't have kids
03:49As opposed to
03:51To the flip
03:51You know, some people
03:53Are like, oh
03:53The older you get
03:54The more and more
03:56You start wanting to
03:57I'm kind of
03:58Really seeing
03:59A lot of my friends
04:01And a lot of people
04:02Close to me
04:03At this point
04:04Are, I don't want to say
04:05Regretting their decision
04:07But they envy
04:09My situation
04:10Struggling
04:10Probably
04:11I see it on your face
04:12Every time we have
04:13Conversations about kids
04:14I look
04:15I look
04:15Across the room
04:16I'm talking to Meredith
04:17We're talking kid talk
04:18And then when I glance
04:19Over to you
04:19I see it on your face
04:20It's like, oh
04:22I'm so glad
04:23I ain't got to be talking
04:23It could be school tuition
04:25It could be notes
04:26From a teacher
04:27It could be any of that stuff
04:28And you seem relieved
04:30I am
04:30A lot of times
04:31Yeah
04:32Getting sick all the time
04:34Yeah
04:35Little bag of germs
04:36Having handcuffs
04:37Where you can't really
04:38Do anything
04:39And yeah
04:39No, thank you
04:40Yeah
04:40Like that day
04:41You just went to
04:41Busch Gardens
04:42And I'm like
04:42You know
04:43Cause it's a Wednesday
04:44Right
04:44I'm like, what
04:45You sure
04:46They ain't got no kids
04:47The Pope's mad at me
04:49Right
04:49Alright, so
04:50Davi
04:51I had a kid question
04:53But I'm gonna shift
04:53To this other one
04:54Okay
04:54I'll save that one
04:56For another week
04:57Okay, so Davi
05:01You've been in this
05:02Relationship consistently
05:03Over like, what
05:04Seven years
05:05Eight years
05:06Yeah
05:06Over eight years
05:08So no breaks
05:09No ruffles
05:09No chances
05:10For any kind of
05:11Other activity
05:12Or anything like that
05:13So how often
05:15Do you reminisce
05:17About past
05:18Partners
05:19Because that was
05:21The last
05:22You know
05:22Strange
05:23Or that was
05:23The last
05:24Variance
05:26Yeah
05:26You know
05:27That you had
05:27How often
05:28Are you talking
05:29About like a
05:29Highlight reel
05:30I'm just saying
05:31Like, you know
05:32How often
05:33Does it cross
05:34Your mind
05:34On, you know
05:35The Davi of Hope
05:36Yeah, no
05:37Yeah, I don't think
05:39I'm gonna ask that
05:40Are you sure
05:43Yeah, I'm pretty
05:44Positive on that one
05:44So you'd like
05:45To hit the button
05:46Yeah, go ahead
05:46I'll tell you
05:47The fifth
05:48I'll tell you
05:50The fifth
05:50Five
05:51One, two, three, four
05:53Five
05:53I knew he was
05:55Gonna say
05:55I'm like, yo
05:56If he answers this
05:57When he's a bad man
05:58Because Davi will never
06:00Tap out on my questions
06:02Yeah, there you go
06:02You got one
06:03I got one
06:04Fight him
06:04Every woman can read
06:05A right through that though
06:06What do you mean?
06:07Oh yeah
06:08You can't read through that
06:08He might have been like
06:10I don't have a good answer
06:11Right
06:12Because he has an answer
06:14So I can't come up
06:15With something
06:15You put words in my mouth
06:16That's very rude
06:18Yeah, I don't know
06:19Why you're doing that
06:20To this guy
06:21Jeremy is on the phone
06:22Out of Punta Gorda
06:24And what's up, man?
06:26Hey, Freak Show
06:27How are y'all today?
06:28We're pretty good
06:28You got a question
06:29For Davi?
06:31I'm so happy
06:32Orlando
06:32You got him
06:33A tap out
06:33For this one
06:34Davi
06:35Davi
06:36You own a tattoo shop
06:38What is the worst tattoo idea
06:40That has come into your shop
06:42That you had to try
06:43To call someone out of?
06:44Oh man, that's a great question
06:45It just happened
06:46About two weeks ago
06:48This girl hit us up
06:50And she wanted the word
06:52Animal
06:53Across her throat
06:54Oh
06:55Yeah, yeah
06:56Animal
06:56Across like the front
06:58Of her throat
06:59In big, bold letters
07:01And I thought
07:03We were about to ruin
07:04This girl's whole life
07:05And we were able
07:07To talk her out of it
07:08She did get Animal
07:09She was set on Animal
07:11But instead of
07:12Across her throat
07:13She got it like
07:14On the inside of her arm
07:15Oh, thank Jesus
07:16You're there
07:16Yeah, yeah
07:17A much better look
07:18You know what though
07:19She struck me as a person
07:21Who's gonna come back
07:22With another terrible idea
07:23Are you gonna save her again?
07:26No, no
07:27You get one
07:28Get out of jail
07:29Free cut
07:29After that
07:30You can put whatever
07:31You want on yourself
07:31Yeah, good question, man
07:33Alright, Jeremy
07:34I appreciate you
07:35Wow
07:36Alright, let's see here
07:37You have a couple of texts
07:39That come in
07:40This says
07:42Out of the 941
07:43It says
07:43I got one
07:44If Davi
07:45If your girl got hurt
07:46Or something
07:47And had to
07:49You know
07:49Wear diapers
07:50Or whatever
07:51Would you change them
07:52Or would you
07:53Immediately pay somebody
07:55To handle that?
07:56No
07:56I would
07:56I would hold her down
07:57I don't think
07:58We need to pay
07:59Anybody
08:00For something like that
08:01That's part of it, man
08:04When you get in
08:04A committed relationship
08:06And you decide
08:06That that's my person
08:07You know
08:08Whatever happens
08:09Happens
08:09And no
08:10I'd be there for her
08:11For some diaper changing
08:12Every girl
08:13I gotta say
08:13I gotta say
08:15I'm shocked
08:16Really?
08:16I am
08:17I am too
08:17You know what
08:17I'm proud
08:18That you said that
08:19That's one of the
08:20I've told you
08:22A few things
08:23That have happened
08:23On this show
08:24Where it's growth
08:25Little like
08:25Timeline
08:26Is this a growth moment?
08:27That's a growth moment
08:28Cause I remember
08:29A Davi
08:29And it'd be like
08:30Nah, bruh
08:32That was back
08:32When Obama was president
08:33Hey
08:35New year
08:35New time
08:36That's right
08:37Look at you
08:38No, that's my baby
08:39All grown
08:40Yeah
08:41Oh man
08:42Whoever goes
08:43To tell her the bad stuff
08:44Yeah
08:45Man, make sure
08:46You tell her that
08:46Thank you, Orlando
08:47Okay, I mean
08:48Translate it
08:49Do whatever you gotta do
08:50But tell her
08:51That's a good look
08:52La poo poo
08:53He said he got you
08:55You know, that's a good look
08:56Because they always
08:57Tell her all the bad stuff
08:58Of course they do
08:59I'll never hear the good stuff
09:00I get random DMs
09:02From her saying
09:02I heard that
09:03I was talking about me
09:04Again this morning
09:05And it's usually on Mondays
09:06Alright, let's see
09:08We got the last one
09:08Bob Saget just passed away
09:10And he was known
09:11As America's dad
09:13So if Davi
09:14Could replace his dad
09:15With a TV dad
09:16Dead or Alive
09:17Which one would it be
09:19And why?
09:19Oh man
09:20A TV dad
09:21Oh god
09:22I'm gonna have to think
09:23About that one
09:24For just one second
09:26Wow
09:26Oh man
09:27Can y'all help me
09:28With some famous TV dads?
09:29Yeah
09:30Can we help you?
09:31I mean
09:31Just to
09:32You know
09:33I know Bob Saget
09:34The one everybody
09:35Always thinks of
09:36Is like Uncle Phil
09:36Yeah
09:37But I know there's gotta be
09:38Some like Homer Simpson
09:39There's some better
09:41Breaking Bad
09:42Breaking Bad
09:43He was a dad
09:43Don't pick Bill Cosby
09:45Yeah, yeah
09:46Okay
09:46Although on TV
09:48He was a great one
09:49Well you just took mine
09:50Did you?
09:51Did I?
09:52Bill Cosby was mine
09:53Okay
09:54Nah, I don't think
09:55I'm gonna go with Bill
09:55Yeah, I think you're
09:56Passing on that
09:57That's a hard pass
09:58That's a great dad
10:00Yeah
10:00I do like the Wins
10:01What about Winslow
10:02The um
10:03Oh, from Family Matters
10:04I like that one
10:05Now that he's a cop
10:05I don't think
10:06I want to come
10:07It is law enforcement
10:10Appreciation day
10:11National law enforcement
10:12Just not in the household
10:14Don't be
10:16I'm dead
10:17We're being on
10:18You don't want
10:18Carl Winslow
10:19I do not
10:20No
10:21I don't want
10:22If you do pick
10:23The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
10:24At least they were rich
10:25And there were a lot
10:27Of life lessons there
10:28He was a principal
10:28Uncle Phil
10:29But he was a judge
10:31Which is almost
10:31I don't know
10:32A judge keeps you
10:34Out of the hot water
10:34I'll go with Uncle Phil
10:36Uncle Phil was a
10:38Shining example
10:38And he did a lot
10:39For his family
10:40Because he brought
10:41He brought Will in
10:42He didn't have to do that
10:43Right, exactly
10:44But he was throwing
10:45The DJ out
10:46I'll give it to Uncle Phil
10:47Jazz got to get out
10:48He needed to get out
10:49He was acting a little crazy
10:51That's a good question
10:52For the boomerang
10:52I like that
10:53I like the famous
10:55TV dad question
10:56Okay
10:56If you didn't have
10:57Your dad
10:58Which dad
10:59Salute to whoever
11:00Text that in
11:00Because that was
11:01Kind of smart
11:02That's a good one
11:02Bob Saget passing
11:03Yeah
11:04Go ahead
11:05My brain is exploding
11:06I have no idea
11:07That was part of the reason
11:08Why I asked for some suggestions
11:10Because I knew
11:10I was going to boomerang
11:11Okay
11:11I'm going to pick
11:12Tim Allen
11:13Tim Allen
11:14Home Improvement
11:15Yeah
11:15Yeah
11:16Tim the two man
11:19I loved that show
11:20He was a really good dad
11:21Very loving and caring
11:22At the same time
11:23I mean honestly
11:24Bill Cosby was my choice
11:28Because of what we saw on TV
11:30Just the way he handled stuff
11:32Right
11:33They talked
11:34I mean
11:34Theo got caught with the joint
11:36And it was like
11:37It wasn't a
11:38He didn't kill him
11:38On TV
11:39It was a lot of stuff
11:40That made me think
11:41Yo Bill Cosby was awesome
11:43And whatever
11:44I wouldn't mess with him
11:46Or let him be the bartender
11:47At my party
11:48Or nothing like that
11:49But I mean as far as TV dads
11:51I would say
11:52Cliff Huxtable
11:53Matter of fact
11:54Cliff Huxtable
11:55Is who I would pick
11:56Not Bill Cosby
11:58There you go
11:58Cliff Huxtable
11:59Okay
11:59Yes
12:00That's who I would pick
12:01And y'all can fight me on it
12:02I don't care
12:03Alright
12:04I don't know
12:05I can't even remember
12:07Any TV dads
12:08We'll give you Al Bundy
12:09There you go
12:11That's a good one
12:12You know what
12:13Yeah because Christina Applegate
12:14Was in that
12:15And maybe she can be my
12:16Step sister
12:18That's a little creepy
12:20You do kind of look like
12:22An older version of Bud Bundy
12:23Oh my god
12:23Bud Bundy vibes
12:26Get your hands out of your pants
12:28Davi has wrapped up
12:29His Queen to Fifth action
12:31We got more coming up man
12:32Hold on
12:33Bye